Fake Taoists in the world of film and television

Chapter 3 Encounter with Xiao Yuer and Evil Tongtian
"Master, don't let me wear these wigs next time. My scalp is itchy. Is it going to rot?"

Evil Tongtian pulled the ponytail wig on his head with a look of disgust on his face.

"Okay, let me do it next time!"

Xiao Yu'er stared at him, making him very uncomfortable.

Evil Tongtian was full of cleverness and quickly expressed his loyalty and said with a smile: "Forget it, you are the master and I am the apprentice. How can the apprentice let the master do this?"

"Is this right? Are you the master or am I the master? You must know that when you are an apprentice, you must behave like an apprentice. Are you not obeying the master's instructions?"

Xiao Yu'er rolled his eyes, I am a big evil person and I can't cure you.He put one hand behind his head and gnawed a taro in the shape of a finger in the other hand, and said:

"Go wash up in front."

As soon as he arrived at the river, he saw Yi Buhuo sitting by the fire wearing a pair of underwear and lighting the fire.

Glancing at the fish on the fire, Xiao Yu'er rolled his eyes, "My name is Xiao Yu'er, and the fish on the fire is also a fish. This is fate!"
If you encounter a savage in the wilderness, test him first.

Thinking of this, Xiao Yu'er didn't show up, casually cupped his hands towards Yi Bu Huogong and said, "I've seen you, brother."

Then he walked to the fire, stretched out his hands to warm himself up, and waved to Evil Tongtian behind him, "Sit down."

"Master, is this not good?"

Evil Tongtian had an upright mind. He looked at Yi Buhuo's face and found that he was stunned on the spot, as if he had not come to his senses, and felt a little embarrassed.

These two people don't regard themselves as outsiders, so it is impossible for Yi Buhuo to be really angry. He knows their personalities very well, and they also intend to make friends with each other.

I was a little embarrassed when I saw these two familiar figures approaching. I didn't come early or late, but they came when I was completely naked. Isn't this embarrassing?

But he is a grown man after all, and he won't lose a piece of meat if you look at it, and he is not the kind of person who grinds away.

After coming back to his senses, Yi Buhuo cupped his hands and said, "It's fate that we met. Brother, please feel free to do so."

Evil Tongtian tremblingly came over and sat aside, watching the grilled fish gradually becoming fascinated. He was indeed a little hungry after working for a long time.

Yi Buhuo smiled and said, "The fish is not ready yet, please wait a moment."

Then he turned to look at Xiao Yu'er, "What is your name for this young master?"

"Little fish."

He pointed at Evil Tongtian beside him and said, "This is my disciple Evil Tongtian."

"Yi Buhuo."

The two exchanged names, and Xiao Yu'er said enthusiastically, "This place has beautiful mountains and clear waters, so it's a good place for a picnic, and Brother Yi is very elegant."

"..."

Yi Buhuo shook his head, looked at Xiao Yu'er, pointed at his face and said: "Brother Xiao Yu, please stop teasing me. Who goes out for a picnic alone? Besides, it's just these two small fish. There are restaurants in the city that taste good. Looking at my face, do I feel like I am having a leisurely time and have a picnic?"

Xiao Yu'er took a look and didn't think about it carefully just now. He looked young, with good facial features and handsome features, but there was a hint of paleness in his face. He thought he was a young man from some family who indulged in too much sex and was too idle. I went out for an outing with nothing to do, but now it seems that I have gone astray?
Looking at this skillful grilling technique, it doesn't look like the four limbs are indifferent to the five grains.

Xiao Yu'er said with a smile: "That's just right. Now there are three of us, so it's just a picnic."

He winked at the evil angel, who understood clearly and lifted the grilled fish and brought it to his mouth.

As expected of you, Xiaoyuer!

Yi Buhuo smiled knowingly, picked up another fish and took a bite. It was good, the meat was delicious, tender but not raw.

After gnawing it clean in three or two mouthfuls, he let out a long sigh of satisfaction.

He raised his head and glanced at Xiao Yu'er. He was holding the fish while biting and smacking his lips. The evil Tongtian beside him was impatient to smell the fish meat, but he couldn't get it.

Yi Buhuo touched his stomach. He ate too quickly and felt a little overwhelmed.

He casually took out two fresh bamboo tubes from behind and handed them to them. Yi Buhuo said, "Try it?"

"liquor?"

Xiao Yu'er hadn't said anything yet, but Xitong Tian couldn't help it anymore, so he quickly took it and drank a big mouthful. He couldn't eat the meat, but he could accept the wine.

"puff--"

As soon as he entered the mouth, Evil Tongtian frowned and sprayed it on the fire. There was a hissing sound and the fire almost went out.

"This is not wine, this is water!"

"I didn't say it was wine?"

Yi Buhuo patted his crotch. Just before he had time to get out of the way, there was light rain in some areas.

"I'm already here catching fish to fill my stomach. You don't think I can still afford a bar?"

"Cough cough."

I had just poured water so hard that I coughed a few times and put down the bamboo tube helplessly.

Turning around again, Xiao Yu'er also finished grilling the fish and left a fish head for him, which made him even more helpless.

Xiao Yu'er took a sip from the bamboo tube and smacked his lips, "It's refreshing and sweet. The heat of the grilled fish is taken away as soon as it enters the stomach. Good water!"

Listen, this is what people say.

Yi Buhuo nodded frantically, "Xiao Yu'er is wise. Water is the source of life. You can't endure it without wine, and you can't live long without water. Such a good thing is much better than wine."

He continued: "As soon as I came here, I discovered that the water here is extraordinary. It is crystal clear and has no waves. It is definitely the most primitive water. I couldn't help but take a bath just now."

Xiao Yu'er nodded pretendingly. How could he tell whether the water was good or bad? But he was a master after all and couldn't embarrass himself in front of his apprentice.

"After taking a bath, I get two buckets of water and eat fish. Is there such a beautiful thing in this world?"

Yi Buhuo was still sighing, but he didn't notice that Xiao Yu'er's face stiffened.

"Brother Yi." Xiao Yu'er interrupted his chattering words, and said with an ugly face: "You said you only took the water after you took a shower?"

"Has this water been boiled?"

Yi Buhuo shook the bamboo tube held up by a branch in his hand, with a puzzled look on his face, "Isn't this cooking?"

Xiao Yu'er's face turned even more ugly.

Yi Buhuo smiled, it was so fun to see the little fish deflate!
This is not only his bad taste, but also to confirm whether Xiao Yuer really has the same character as the original drama.

Anyway, if something happened to him, with Xiao Yu'er's three-legged cat skills, wouldn't it just be a slap in the face if he did it?

Xiao Yu'er was holding a bamboo tube in his hand, looking at his face more and more disgustingly. Just when he was thinking whether to throw it into the fire or into his face, there was a gust of wind and Hua Wuque fell from the sky.

When Xiao Yu'er saw him coming, he threw the bamboo tube out, and then stood up and walked over with a happy face. As long as he didn't stay by Yi Buhuo's side, even if the "creditor" Hua Wuque came to visit him, It's all a blessing.

Evil Tongtian also washed off the few wigs left on his head from the river, scratched his scalp and walked over quickly. The two masters and apprentices made a fuss at Hu Zhuo's wedding banquet. He was angry, but he also offended the person from Yihua Palace, not to mention being approached.

Hua Wuque looked at Xiao Yu'er and said expressionlessly, "Why are you causing trouble?"

Xiao Yu'er looked up at the sky, "Because my nature is to cause destruction."

"The real reason."

"Because I want revenge for the woman abandoned by Hu Zhuo!"

Hua Wuque smiled slightly, "My name is Hua Wuque."

"real name?"

"There are no flowers."

……

Taking advantage of this time, Yi Buhuo got dressed in twos and twos. They didn't say hello when they came. I also want to save face, okay?

(End of this chapter)