Fake Taoists in the world of film and television

Chapter 37 You Are Miserable, You Are Falling In Love

Chapter 37 You Are Miserable, You Are Falling In Love
The little fairy put the little fish in her arms on the ground and looked at the bully who was frozen in place and tilted his head in confusion, a little curious as to why he was not moving.

However, the little fairy is born with a pure heart and is innocent and kind. Since this bully dares to bully people in the street, of course she will not let him go.

Yi Buhuo was hiding in the crowd. Seeing how interested she was in the bully, he quickly flew over a stone again and opened the bully's acupuncture points.

"what!"

The bully had just withdrawn his foot to kick Xiaoyu'er before it even touched the ground. Jinji had been independent for so long and was already weak and weak. He subconsciously staggered a step and walked right in front of the little fairy.

The little fairy frowned and kicked the bully right in the chest, knocking him out of the range of the fire. Then she flew up to follow and struck the bully's chest like lightning.

Although he lost the opportunity, the bully dared to compete with Xiao Yu'er in the street. Of course, he had a few tricks. He waved his hands, blocked left and right, and actually caught all the moves of the little fairy.

Just when he was feeling proud, the little fairy glanced at his shoeless feet and swept his legs to attack him. Now the bully couldn't stand it anymore.

Dodging left and right means not daring to accept the move, and can only wait for the opportunity to fight back.After three or two moves, while the little fairy was closing the move, the bully saw the opportunity and kicked the little fairy.

The little fairy's expression didn't change, she reached out and grabbed his ankle, and suddenly said loudly: "So you have anti-scalding cream on your feet, no wonder you are not afraid of being burned!"

"Huh? It turns out it's a lie. Hit him hard!"

"Liar, beat him to death..."

"well played……"

The cheating methods were revealed, and when the onlookers began to point fingers at him, the bully became panicked, his moves were no longer powerful, and his flaws were naturally revealed.

The little fairy seized the opportunity and kicked him away. Watching him flee in panic, she clapped her hands and smiled lightly. It was like a hundred flowers blooming, which made people enchanted.

Xiao Yu'er looked at the little fairy who "beautifully rescued the hero" with a silly look on her face and just smiled.

As soon as the little fairy turned around, she saw Xiao Yu'er's pig-like appearance. She didn't care at all, she just looked at him and praised: "You are so strong!"

Xiao Yu'er nodded subconsciously and said with a smile: "Of course, I am a real man. What ups and downs and hardships have I not experienced?"

"By the way, how do you see that I am strong?"

The little fairy glanced at his feet, "I mean, aren't you afraid of being burned when you stand in the fire?"

Xiao Yu'er lowered his head and looked at the white and tender soles of his feet being burned in the red charcoal, exuding a strange meaty aroma.

"what!!!"

Xiao Yu'er screamed at the top of his lungs, ran as fast as he could in his life toward the river behind him, and jumped in without thinking.

After watching the little fairy jumping away gradually, Yi Buhuo finally retracted his gaze, turned around and looked at the little fish still bubbling in the water, and rolled his eyes speechlessly.

"Evil to the heavens!"

He yelled at the inn behind him, "If you don't go to get your master, he will be full."

……

Xiao Yu'er sat in the ruined temple, letting Evil Tongtian apply medicine on him, but he kept a silly smile on his face, as if he didn't feel any pain.

Evil Tongtian had been busy for a long time, and when he looked up, he saw that he was still smiling. He thought that a ghost was possessed, so he slapped him quickly, and muttered something like, "The sky is full of spirits, the earth is full of spirits, monsters and monsters must not hurt my master." ."

Xiao Yu'er recovered from his daydream and asked angrily: "Evil Tongtian, what are you doing? Do you want to die?"

Evil Tongtian couldn't help asking: "Master, why are you laughing lewdly if it's not a ghost?"

"I think you are the one with the upper body! My smile is not a lewd smile, but a sweet smile."

Xiao Yu'er rolled her eyes at him, and then couldn't help laughing again, "I'm thinking about my little fairy."

"Is that the little girl who just saved you? Master, the word "sex" is a knife to the head, you can't indulge in female sex! You have to steal the Fire Ganoderma within fifteen days!"

Xiao Yu'er's expression suddenly became serious, "Yes, that's right."

Then the corners of the mouth began to rise unconsciously.

Evil Tongtian was furious, "Don't laugh, Master."

"Okay, stop laughing. If I laugh again, you'll punch me."

That's what he said, but he still couldn't help laughing after saying it. Seeing that Evil Tongtian's fists as big as sandbags had been raised, Xiao Yu'er could only hold back his laughter.

At this time, Yi Buhuo walked into the ruined temple carrying a wine gourd. While drinking, he interrupted the master and apprentice's joking, "I have already gone to see the Murong family. Since you made a big fuss, the number of We have no manpower, and now there are seven or eight people guarding even the gate, so if you try to force your way in, there will definitely be no chance."

Xiao Yu'er was a little strange and asked: "By the way, when did you start to like drinking? Recently I have been holding on to your wine gourd."

Yi Buhuo held up the wine gourd, "What are you talking about? It's not wine, it's wolfberry. Didn't I pay someone? I'll make up my body in advance so that I don't have time to regret it later."

"cut--"

Xiao Yu'er curled her lips, and seemed to have thought of some beautiful picture, and couldn't help but laugh again.

If the power of Evil Tongtian's fist hadn't been too great, he might have continued to laugh.

Xiao Yu'er rubbed the corners of his mouth, grinning in pain, and said without letting his words slip, "Evil Tongtian, you want to die, how dare you hit the master!"

Evil Tongtian huddled behind Yi Buhuo, stretched out his head and said, "Master, it was you who told me to punch you as long as you laugh again."

"..."

This smile was very familiar to Bu Huo. He had been smiling like this all day long after he chased Su Ying.

Shaking his head helplessly, Yi Buhuo pointed at Xiao Yu'er and shook his head, looking puzzled.

"You're miserable, you've fallen in love..."

Xiao Yu'er did not deny it and smiled proudly. Then his eyes lost focus again and he said with a smile, "It's a pity that I don't know her name. If I can't see her in the future, I think it will be a lifelong regret."

"Let's wait until you see them. If Wuque knew that you were out here not doing anything serious, but only focusing on picking up girls, I'm afraid he would come and chop you with a knife overnight."

Xiao Yu'er's face fell, "Of course I won't forget about business. I have already made plans on how to sneak into the Murong family."

"tell me the story."

Yi Buhuo leaned against the wall, picked up the wine gourd and took a sip.

"Tomorrow, the three of us will go to Murong's house and let Evil Tongtian play the role of a dead man. We will do a 'sell one's body to bury one's mother', and the two of us will pretend to be maids and sneak in..."

"puff--"

Yi Buhuo sprayed wolfberry all over the floor in his mouth and shook his head crazily, "Pretending to be a woman? What a bad idea is this? How can I, a seven-foot tall man, pretend to be a woman? I don't want to lose face? If word of this gets out, will you let me be in the world in the future? How do you mess around?"

"No, no, no..."

"If you want to pretend to be yourself, I would rather go in through the front door and die fiercely than pretend to be a woman. You can give up your life, but you can't lose your image. I also have the baggage of being an idol, okay."

(End of this chapter)

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