Fake Taoists in the world of film and television

Chapter 41 The two people who were recruited

"I don't believe that your foundation can be buried deep into the earth!"

Yi Buhuo gritted his teeth and continued digging along the cornerstone. As the night passed, although the progress was impressive, he did not intend to give up. He believed that hard work will pay off, and as long as you put in the effort, you will always succeed.

Early the next morning, Yi Buhuo yawned after a busy night and went straight to the kitchen. He had not slept well for two consecutive days. He was physically and mentally exhausted. He had just done another night of physical work, and now he was already hungry. back.

"Xiao Yu'er and Er Niang?"

As soon as he entered the door, he saw Xiao Yu'er sitting in front of the stove talking to Tu Jiaojiao. Yi Buhuo was a little surprised. Tu Jiaojiao was quite normal here. After all, she was the cook now, but when did she do it? Is it Xiao Yu'er's turn to take care of the meal?

"What are you doing here?"

Yi Buhuo stretched out, and the dirt on his body fell to the ground.

"Of course it's cooking. It's exhausting to cook for these hundreds and dozens of people."

Xiao Yu'er looked at him with disgust, covered her nose and said, "Why did you do this? You didn't even go back to change clothes."

After saying that, he thought of something again, and then said: "I have already found out that Murong Wudi went to the capital to pick up his eldest daughter Murong Shu, who is the concubine of the current emperor, to come back to worship the ancestors. She will be back in the next two days, and it will definitely be opened by then. Why don't you stop digging the tomb?"

"How can I do that? Am I the kind of person who gives up halfway? I'm only one step away from success..."

Yi Buhuo jumped around on the spot, shook off the dust on his clothes, took out a piece of gravel from his sleeve and threw it to the ground.

Then he raised his brows and said angrily: "It's all the blame on that damn Murong Fo. That old guy didn't make people worry even if he died."

"Do you know how much I suffered by burying the foundation of the tomb so deep? My hands are bleeding from the grinding. How can I just give up?"

After letting out the breath he was holding in his heart, Yi Buhuo felt much more relaxed. He smelled the aroma of the porridge in his nose and his stomach began to growl involuntarily.

"I'm starving, give me a bowl quickly."

Seeing Yi Buhuo picking up an empty bowl and reaching out to fill it, Tu Jiaojiao quickly stopped him and said, "You can't eat this rice. We just took the Three Steps of Ecstasy!"

Yi Buhuo's hand holding the spoon froze in place, and he opened his mouth subconsciously, "It's the legendary three-step method that is said to relieve coughs and resolve phlegm, excessive smoking and drinking, lack of sleep, sore throats, and hoarse voices with just one bottle. Ecstasy?"

Tu Jiaojiao smiled proudly, "Do you think you don't have a headache or a fever?"

Xiao Yu'er responded with great cooperation: "Eat it!"

"Do you want others to have headaches and fever?"

"Eat it!"

"Want to win money playing mahjong?"

"Just give it to him!"

"The creditor doesn't want to pay back the money?"

"Give it to him!"

"..."

Seeing the two people's seamless performance, Yi Buhuo swallowed unconsciously, and then looked at the fragrant porridge in the pot, but he didn't dare to start.

"What about the two bowls on the pot?"

Yi Buhuo asked, pointing to the two bowls of porridge served separately next to him.

Before Tu Jiaojiao could speak, Xiao Yuer took a bowl and took a sip, "I served these two bowls alone and drank them myself. Don't worry, they were not drugged."

"It has to be you, Xiao Yu'er. I relied on it to save my life after a busy night."

He picked up another bowl, touched it with the little fish, and poured it into his mouth eagerly. The steaming porridge flowed down the esophagus and into his stomach. The warmth was so refreshing that Yi Buhuo felt like he was feeling refreshed. Come alive.

"This porridge is so delicious..."

Before Yi Buhuo finished sighing, Tu Jiaojiao pulled him anxiously, "You can't drink this either!"

"what?"

Tu Jiaojiao explained: "I added croton powder to these two bowls."

The little fish was so frightened that he dropped his bowl, "When did you drop it? Didn't you drop it in the pot?"

"You weren't there when I came, and you saw two bowls of filling on the pot, so you just put them in..."

"Why didn't you tell me earlier?"

Yi Buhuo subconsciously clamped his anus tightly, croton powder!Can't this lead to collapse?
Tu Jiaojiao smiled awkwardly, "You two were too fast. You drank it before I even had time to say anything..."

As he spoke, Yi Buhuo felt an abnormal roaring sound in his stomach, a stream of heat rushing towards his back, and his expression changed drastically.

"To suffer!"

The true energy gathered in the Yongquan point on the soles of the feet, and afterimages ran out of the feet and ran straight to the toilet.

Xiao Yu'er covered her back with one hand, clamped her legs and ran after him, shouting: "Wait for me..."

Tu Jiaojiao looked at the two people who had disappeared in the blink of an eye, and sighed helplessly, this time she really brought it upon herself.

Seeing that the time was almost up and it was almost time to eat, I had no choice but to pick up two trays, pack breakfast and follow them.

Yi Buhuo pinched his nose and stood with Tu Jiaojiao outside the toilet. The smell was too strong, so he could only look at the scenery and chat to divert his attention.

Du Jiaojiao looked at Xiao Yu'er who hadn't come out yet and couldn't help asking loudly: "Xiao Yu'er, how long are you going? It's been three times."

As soon as the words were finished, Xiao Yu'er pushed open the door and walked out tremblingly holding the door, "Here we come."

Just as he was about to speak, he clutched his stomach and turned around, "No, here we go again..."

Tu Jiaojiao, with quick eyes and quick hands, grabbed him and said, "Be patient, business is important."

Xiao Yu'er's face turned pale and she could only hold back the gushing feeling and took the tray from Tu Jiaojiao's hand.

"Yi Buhuo, why are you okay?"

When he turned around, he saw that Yi Buhuo had already stood aside, his face as usual, and he didn't look like he was exhausted.

"We obviously drank together, why didn't you do it?"

Yi Buhuo pinched his nose and took a few steps back. The smell on Xiao Yuer's body had not dissipated. It was really a test of his endurance.

"It's just croton flour..."

Yi Buhuo glanced at him and said, "Didn't I give you Dali Pills? Have you finished eating?"

"Strong pill?"

Xiao Yu'er took out a bottle and his eyes lit up, "Yes, what's the need for the Three-step Ecstasy when you have Dali Pills? One pill can wipe out the Murong family even if you pee blood."

Yi Buhuo slapped him on the head, "What are you thinking? My Dali Pill is meant to treat injuries, but you use it as poison? Isn't this ruining my reputation!"

Xiao Yu'er rolled his eyes, "Thank you for reminding me, otherwise I wouldn't have known that this thing could be used to cure diseases and save people."

It’s like you were injured last time and didn’t use it...

Yi Buhuo ignored his yin and yang annoyance and continued: "There is a stage in the Dali Pill package that makes people suffer from diarrhea and dehydration. If you had just drank a bottle of Dali Pill, why would you have to squat for so long?"

Xiao Yu'er's face stiffened, "Why didn't you tell me earlier?"

"You are so smart, how could you not have thought of this?" Yi Buhuo raised his head with a look on his face.

Seeing that Xiao Yu'er was about to curse, Tu Jiaojiao quickly reminded him, "Time is running out."

Glaring at Yi Buhuo with resentment, Xiao Yu'er poured a bottle of Daliwan into his mouth, chewing like jelly beans.

"The only advantage of your Dali Pill is that it tastes sweet."

Looking at Xiao Yu'er's furious look, Yi Buhuo couldn't help but shudder. He always felt that Xiao Yu'er wished that the one he could grind into powder was not Daliwan but himself.

"I still have to stand guard, goodbye!"

After Yi Buhuo left these words, he had already run away.

(End of this chapter)