Fake Taoists in the world of film and television

Chapter 43
Xiao Yu'er lay on the bed tossing and laughing non-stop, Yi Buhuo covered his ears irritably, unable to fall asleep no matter what.

As soon as you close your eyes, it's like being haunted, and there are obscene "hey" sounds in your ears.

"Are you done? I finally decided to take a day off." Yi Buhuo kicked off the quilt, furious.

"Hehe." Xiao Yu'er sucked the saliva from the corner of his mouth, "Little fairy..."

Look at him looking like a demented pig brother.Yi Buhuo shook his head helplessly, found two balls of cotton and stuffed them into his ears, covered his head with a quilt, and forced himself to ignore his voice.

As his consciousness became increasingly blurred, there was a sudden knock on the door that startled Yi Buhuo, and the sleepiness he had just barely felt just now disappeared.

"Who is so unethical?" Yi Buhuo was so angry that he wanted to kill everyone in and out of Murong's mansion with a knife, and cut into 99 pieces anyone who disturbed his sleep.

Xiao Yu'er, however, was full of energy. When he heard someone knocking on the door, he immediately jumped up and quickly went to open the door.

"Second mother?"

The person who came was none other than Tu Jiaojiao. She was wearing night clothes with an eager look on her face. She closed the door behind her back and said in a low voice without mincing words: "I finally found out that Murong Wudi has a secret room dedicated to storing valuables. I believe it." The Liuren Divine Dice is hidden there.”

"Six Gods Die?"

Hearing Tu Jiaojiao's words, Yi Buhuo sat up in shock in his dying illness. Isn't this thing here with me?Is Tu Jiaojiao looking for this?
Yi Buhuo was about to speak, but he didn't know that there were footsteps coming from the door again. Under the firelight, a figure was getting closer and closer.

The expressions of the three people changed at the same time. Two men and one woman were in the same room. If someone saw them, they would not think twice. Although Tu Jiaojiao was older, had more interesting hair, and had more wrinkles on her face...

But... this is a personal aesthetic, and the nature is still as bad. Yi Buhuo doesn't want to be ruined by others. This will not be consistent with his Wei Guangzheng image after he becomes famous in the future, and it will definitely be a stain on his life!

Not to mention that Tu Jiaojiao was wearing night clothes at this time. If she was exposed, she might have no choice but to kill and silence her.

Yi Buhuo hurriedly hid in the box with Tu Jiaojiao, leaving Xiao Yuer to deal with it.

Tu Jiaojiao tangled up in a ball, looked at Yi Buhuo who was smaller than her, and said with a puzzled expression: "Yi Buhuo, why are you hiding too?"

Yi Buhuo had his arms bent behind his head and could only scratch his neck with his only movable finger. He smiled awkwardly and said, "Actually, this is not my room. I can't get used to sleeping in the Datong bunk over there, so I came to Xiao Yu'er to stay here." one time……"

"Did you practice the Bone Shrinking Kung Fu well?"

Hearing Tu Jiaojiao's praise, Yi Buhuo smiled sheepishly again and said, "This... Er Niang is over-praised."

Am I going to tell you that this bone-shrinking skill was developed to facilitate sneak attacks on Su Ying at night?
"Shh-"

As the sound of the door being pushed open came, the two of them stopped talking at the same time.

"Fourth Miss? Why are you here so late?" Xiao Yu'er asked in confusion when he saw the little fairy standing outside the door.

The little fairy's face darkened, she pushed him into the room, put her hands on her hips and said in a strong voice: "I finally know why the Night Pearl disappeared!"

"Why?" Xiao Yu'er asked curiously.

The little fairy pointed at him and said loudly: "You stole it."

Xiao Yu'er looked puzzled, "I stole your Night Pearl and helped you find it back. Do you think I'm full and have nothing to do?"

"It's basically a routine, starting from the night pearl, to the night vision goggles, to the firefly lantern and then to touching the moonlight on the top of the mountain. It was basically designed by you a long time ago in order to make me fall into your love trap and steal my first love. , occupy my first kiss!"

"First kiss? I didn't!"

"Have you ever thought about it?"

"I've thought about it." Xiao Yu'er nodded and admitted honestly.

"Shame!"

Listening to the conversation coming from outside, Yi Buhuo smiled like an aunt. The little fairy's tone seemed to be a question. Even Xiao Yu'er couldn't answer and was at a disadvantage, but there was no trace of anger or blame in her tone, and there was no trace of anger or blame in her tone. Most of them are naive and secretly happy.

This is what the innocent little fairy in his heart should look like...

If it weren't for my rich experience in pursuing Su Ying, I really wouldn't be able to hear these complicated emotions.

After the little fairy made some nonsense, she finally let go of the speechless little fish and left happily.

Only the confused Xiao Yu'er and his clothes were burned into holes by the fairy with candles...

Tu Jiaojiao immediately got out of the box and walked quickly to Xiao Yu'er, "Is what you just said true?"

"what?"

"You think she's cute?"

Xiao Yu'er knew that Er Niang had a grudge against the Murong family and would never let him fall in love with the Murong family's young lady, so he lied with a straight face: "I feel like vomiting when I see her. I lied to her!"

"You seem to like her very much?"

Tu Jiaojiao kept pestering her, and Xiao Yu'er's heart tightened, so she changed the subject and said, "Where do you think the Liuren Divine Dice will be placed?"

As expected, Tu Jiaojiao's attention was attracted. Compared with these irrelevant things, the Liuren Divine Dice was more important!
"In the Chamber of Secrets."

Xiao Yu'er's tone was urgent, not giving her time to react, and then said: "Then it's really time to act immediately without any further delay."

Tu Jiaojiao nodded, "Act!"

"Wait a minute!"

Yi Buhuo stretched out an arm from the box, "Please help me, I'm stuck."

"..."

With the sound of cracking bones, Yi Buhuo stretched his body wantonly, looked at Xiao Yu'er and Tu Jiaojiao who were about to go out after pulling him out, and quickly shouted: "I know where the Liu Ren Divine Dice is!"

Tu Jiaojiao paused and suddenly turned back to look at him, "What did you say?"

Yi Buhuo pushed her down on the chair, then poured a glass of water and took a slow sip. It wasn't until Tu Jiaojiao became impatient that she couldn't help but take action, then she spoke slowly.

"The Liuren Divine Dice is not at Murong's house!"

Hearing his determined tone, Tu Jiaojiao couldn't believe it, she hurriedly stood up and asked, "How do you know?"

"Because the Liuren Divine Dice is in my hand."

"what?"

Tu Jiaojiao slapped her thigh and stood up excitedly.

Yi Buhuo quickly comforted her, and then told her in detail how he stole the Liuren Divine Dice from Jiang Biehe's mansion.

"Originally I just wanted to get some money, but I didn't expect there would be an unexpected gain, but I couldn't open the Liuren Divine Dice, and I wasn't interested in the secrets inside, so I left it on the mountain to eat ashes."

"I was originally thinking of making an educational toy or something for my child in the future. Since it belongs to my second mother, you can just come with me to get it."

"Jiang Biehe!" Tu Jiaojiao's face was full of murderous intent and she gritted her teeth.

She took out the darts engraved with the Murong family's eagle head emblem and looked at it, "Then what's going on?"

Since it was Jiang Biehe who took away the Liuren Divine Dice, why was it the Murong family's darts that were left behind?
Yi Buhuo smiled slightly, "Since Jiang Biehe is known as 'unparalleled in benevolence and righteousness', he certainly can't reveal any flaws if he wants to kill people and seize treasures. Maybe he himself has something to do with the Murong family, so he wants to blame the Murong family, right? "

"Besides, Murong Wudi has profound martial arts. The Murong family also has a concubine who is deeply loved by the emperor. She is not lacking in strength and power. Even if you really mistakenly think that it was the Murong family who did it, how can Erniang be able to fight against her alone? ?”

"I'm afraid Jiang Biehe has calculated this accurately, so he left this dart. If Er Niang is attracted by hatred and ends up in Murong's house, the last person in the world who knows about the Liu Ren Divine Dice will be gone."

"I think this is his real intention..."

……

The next day, Yi Buhuo, who felt that he was about to die suddenly, patrolled the yard while dragging his heavy body and taking three breaths at a time.

"Good morning, Yi Buhuo."

Xiao Yuer came over full of energy and said hello.

Yi Buhuo raised his eyelids slightly, glanced at it with his peripheral vision, and said feebly: "You are so energetic. Are you looking for the little fairy? She hasn't gotten up yet."

(End of this chapter)