There is a kind of scholar

Chapter 216 Princess Lanling’s persistence and embarrassment

Su Xian, who was slightly distracted, shattered the image of "Princess Lanling rolling on the ground in pain" that he had made up in his mind, and then bowed and said:

"Princess Yingming, the effect of brown sugar ginger tea is here, but it cannot cure it, it can only greatly relieve it. It is best to use hot compress..."

"Sure enough!"

Princess Lanling nodded slowly, then said with a smile:
"There is not much hope for a radical cure for me. After all, many imperial doctors are at their wits' end. It would be great to be able to greatly alleviate the pain caused by the attack!"

"..."

Su Xian nodded, thinking that this kind of pain cannot be cured even in the 21st century, let alone the ancient times with worse conditions.

Immediately, Su Xian felt that the current scene was too ridiculous.

He was unmarried, and Lan Ling was unmarried, and they lived in the same room, just the two of them.

What's even weirder is that they were still talking about embarrassing topics in a serious manner...

Su Xian shook his head, there was always an unreal feeling, like in a dream.

"Why does Su Wenxue...know so much about women?" Princess Lanling asked suddenly, with a look of confusion and suspicion on her face.

After all, the brown sugar is dedicated to the one in the palace, so you must be extremely careful.

"Uh……"

Su Xian was stuck for a while, but fortunately, he reacted quickly, and immediately explained:
"Princess Rongzhen, what I know is actually from books. I actually know only a little bit about it."

"In the book?" Lanling frowned and thought for a moment, then asked, ""Essential Techniques for Qi Min"?"

"Not bad! The princess is wise!"

Su Xian first shot a rainbow fart, and then explained:

"There is a section in that book that records the method of producing brown sugar from sugar cane, and discusses the efficacy of brown sugar in detail..."

"..."

Su Xianyi kept talking nonsense and pulled in a lot of modern health knowledge to make up the numbers.

For example, "keep warm and avoid eating cold food", "eat more meat, red dates, fruits and vegetables", "do not exercise strenuously, do not massage", "pay attention to hygiene and change pads frequently" and so on.

These are basic common sense.

Su Xian didn't study it carefully, but in the era of information explosion, it is impossible to avoid all kinds of advice from getting into people's ears.

But it was obvious that Su Xian was happy.

The main reason was that Princess Lanling maintained a great interest in this, and listened carefully with a serious look on her face, which made Su Xian feel that she was being taken seriously...

Then he drifted away, and the words "panty pad" came out of his mouth.

He didn't notice it himself.

But Princess Lanling listened very carefully and silently remembered words she didn't understand. After Su Xian finished speaking, she immediately asked:

“What are pads?”

"Protect... protect... uh..."

Su Xian got stuck again. He was sure that if Princess Lanling knew the function of the pad, she would not have asked so directly.

The ignorant are fearless.

Facing her eyes full of thirst for knowledge, Su Xian repeatedly gesticulated, clumsy from left to right, still unable to speak clearly.

Princess Lanling was also a little dizzy because of him. Finally, she waved her hand to stop Su Xian who was "dancing like a master" and suggested:

"Since Su Wenxue can't explain it clearly, why not find a real object to demonstrate its function? What do Su Wenxue think?"

"..."

"Sir..."

Su Xian was stunned on the spot.

Find a physical demonstration?
What the hell!

How to demonstrate this?

Who plays?

Who is watching?

Who will operate it?

Su Xian tried to imagine that scene, and then his whole body was agitated... He couldn't think about it anymore.

"What's the problem?"

Princess Lanling looked at Su Xian strangely, and suddenly remembered that Su Xian seemed a little shy, so she said: "No one else is needed, just me. Su Wenxue can use me to demonstrate."

"..."

With that said, Lan Ling slowly stood up.

She has a gorgeous figure, and is extremely beautiful... However, she asked Su Xian to demonstrate on her what a pad is?

Su Xian twitched the corner of his mouth fiercely, stretched out his hands forward, and shouted loudly: "No princess!"

The princess was stunned and asked: "Why?"

In Princess Lanling's opinion, the panty liner should be used with the brown sugar ginger tea. If you offer the brown sugar ginger tea to the palace, then the panty liner must be indispensable.

Therefore, she must find out what a pad is and what it does!
This is the same as her personally choosing a face for the Queen. This kind of thing cannot be left to others and must be done by herself.

"Princess Yung...the pad is...extremely private to women, just like that...that..."

"..."

Su Xian raised his eyes and glanced at the princess's gorgeous palace dress.

choppy.

It is seen as a ridge and a peak on the side.

Although he couldn't see through the princess's dress, the image of those gorgeous little clothes still appeared in front of his eyes.

"That what?"

Princess Lanling's face fell slightly.

Su Xian hesitated and hesitated, which made her gradually become impatient.

But she immediately regained her composure and said pleasantly:

"I said that Su Wenxu can speak freely, and there is no need to worry about me getting angry. Su Wenxue can just say whatever he wants."

"..."

This is what you said, don't blame me... Su Xian also went all out and kept submissive. He himself felt unhappy, so he said directly:
"Panty pads to women are like those... obscene garments!"

"..."

call!
Su Xian breathed a sigh of relief and finally said it.

At this time, Princess Lanling was stunned... The pads were like obscene clothes, and she wanted someone to demonstrate them just now, what's more, she wanted to put them on herself.

This is this...

Even though Princess Lanling has a strong aura to support her, she can't help but blush and feel ashamed at this moment... After all, she is an unmarried girl!

Su Xian was already broken. He ignored the stunned and blushing princess and said directly:
"For the convenience of the princess to understand, I can draw a simple diagram, and the princess will know the function of the pad at a glance!"

"okay!"

After Su Xian got the permission, he walked up to the side of the desk, took out a pen and paper, dipped it in ink and drew a long, slightly curved object on the rice paper.

After finishing the painting, he thought about it, there was no glue in ancient times, so it couldn't stick to it, so Su Xian drew several strokes on the front, back and sides of the long strip.

This is the frenulum.

Su Xian's painting skills are not very good, but he has learned them at the county school before, and he can barely catch the eye.

Furthermore, this thing is not something with a complex structure. He sketched it with a few strokes, and a triangular-looking object appeared on the paper...

At this time, Princess Lanling had barely suppressed her shyness and couldn't help but come over to look at Su Xian's paintings.

At one glance, Princess Lanling instantly understood where this triangular-looking thing should be worn.

Then that protective pad, where does it protect?Where is the cushion?Everything is clear and clear at this moment.

She twitched the corner of her mouth fiercely.

And resisted the urge to turn away and scold Su Xian on the spot.

Immediately afterwards, a powerful and irrepressible shyness burst out of her heart, and instantly spread all over her body.

Because she remembered what she had just said——

Demonstrate for yourself what the pads can do.

……

Just now, Su Xian said that the pads are like obscene clothes, she didn't think so, but now... how can this be compared with obscene clothes... It's so shameful!

I panicked with shame.

Related pictures could not help but appear in front of my eyes...

(End of this chapter)