There is a kind of scholar

Chapter 234 This crazy woman...

Su Xian shook his head, too lazy to pay attention to her, and walked straight to the stairs.

Chen Keyan took a few steps forward, looked back, and found that Su Xian's figure had almost disappeared on the stairs, so she immediately chased after him.

"Your Highness, why are you following me?" Su Xian kept walking, "Don't forget, you have sworn a poisonous oath. If you spy on me again, you will become the ugliest and ugliest woman in the world."

"I don't want to..." Chen Keyan froze for a moment, then said with a smile: "The slave family has indeed sworn an oath not to spy on the young master secretly."

"But..." She changed the subject, walked a step faster, and kept walking side by side with Su Xian. As she went downstairs, she turned to look at Su Xian and smiled:

"The slave family is now watching the young master openly and openly, not peeping, so I can't count!"

"..."

After saying this, she smiled and winked at Su Xian, her bright eyes gleaming, clever, playful and cute.

Seeing her like this, Su Xian simply ignored her.

By this time, they had already reached the first floor.

Su Xian didn't hesitate and went straight to the toilet.

Yang Zhilan stopped here.

Although she takes it as her duty to protect Su Xian closely, her "personal" time definitely does not include going to the toilet and taking a shower.

She was indeed a coquettish bitch, and she would go with him when he went to the toilet... Yang Zhilan, who stopped, frowned slightly when she saw the beautiful figure following Su Xian step by step.

Chen Keyan really didn't know that Su Xian was going to the toilet, so she raised her eyebrows at Su Xian and asked:
"When will that little bitch Lanling leave?"

"This place is desolate and remote, and I heard that the little bitch Lanling still lives in the camp... Although she is a little bitch, she is still a princess of the country. Doesn't she feel uncomfortable living in the camp all the time? ?”

"..."

Su Xian kept walking and responded casually:

"I also hope that she will return to the divine capital as soon as possible, but the situation in Youzhou is complicated and cannot be resolved so quickly..."

"After she returns to the divine capital, she will cancel the checkpoints on the road set by nearby states and counties. Then, Your Highness, Princess, you can return to Nanchen..."

"..."

While talking, Su Xian had already arrived at the toilet door.

He stopped and looked sideways at Chen Keyan, his eyes strange.

Chen Keyan didn't know it, because she was "stimulated" by Su Xian's words. She covered her face with her sleeves and looked at Su Xian and said:

"Young master, you... you... you actually want to drive the slave family away? Oh, oh oh oh, the master is so cruel. In vain, the slave family provides the young master with food and clothing, and also plays with the young master..."

"In the end... the young master wanted to drive the slave family away... 嘤嘤嘤..."

"..."

Su Xian saw her waving her sleeves to wipe her tears while she was talking, and couldn't help but complain crazily.

This woman has a deep scheming mind. How could she cry easily?
Seeing that she was getting more and more "crying", Su Xian couldn't help but slap his forehead, push open the toilet door, and step in.

Chen Keyan was crying and followed closely.

Su Xian turned around and looked at her in surprise. He slowly reached out to close the door and said to her, "Stop pretending. Why don't you go out and stay here?"

"Well ... oh oh ... the son is going to catch the slave's house, the slave family is reluctant ... 嘤 嘤 嘤 ... oh oh ... the slave family doesn't go!"

Chen Keyan kept waving her sleeves to wipe her tears, and was completely immersed in it. She probably didn't realize where she was at this moment, right?

What is this crazy woman going to do?I need to go to the toilet... Su Xian slowly closed the toilet door, stared at her with burning eyes and asked:
"Your Highness, you really don't want to leave?"

"I won't leave, I won't leave! I want to stay with the young master..."

"accompany me?!"

"..."

Su Xian was taken aback, frowning and looking at Chen Keyan carefully.

In fact, he felt a little uncomfortable when he woke up from his nap, and his bladder was probably swollen into a ball, eager to drain it.

But now, Chen Keyan, a crazy woman talking crazy words, actually said that she wanted to stay with him... to pee?
Somehow, although my bladder was very full and urgent, it always felt like it was locked, and I felt like I couldn't urinate.

This feeling is very uncomfortable.

Su Xian frowned, his mood became impetuous, and he said in a slightly stiff tone:

"I don't need it, you get out quickly, otherwise I...I...can't get out!"

"..."

Su Xian originally wanted to say, "Otherwise I won't be able to pee," but the other person was a woman after all. Although she was crazy, she was also a peerless beauty. Su Xian couldn't say that word for a moment.

"Can't you come out?"

But Chen Keyan seemed to have grasped a life-saving straw, and she introduced herself in surprise: "If you can't get out, the slave family can help you!"

"..."

help?
How can this help?
Su Xian was dumbfounded for a moment.

Are you shouting "Come on" from the sidelines?
Some unbearable images emerged in his mind...

……

Chen Keyan is indeed too bored and lonely, otherwise she would not take pleasure in spying on Su Xian's every move.

In fact, the main reason why she took pleasure in doing this was because Su Xian didn't agree with her going out for fun or chatting with her to relieve her boredom, so she took this trick.

Therefore, now that there is an opportunity to help Su Xian, Chen Keyan will definitely seize it...

Because she is really bored!
However, after Su Xian heard what she said, his brows couldn't help but frown together. His bladder seemed to be a little rounder, and the feeling of being locked became stronger.

It's not a good feeling.

Su Xian silently bowed his waist to avoid being noticed by the other party, which would be embarrassing.

"How can you help with this kind of thing?" Su Xian asked casually.

"You can do whatever you want. You can help me however you want. As long as you like it, you can even let me be your little maid!"

Chen Keyan heard that Su Xian's tone was a little strange, very different from the past. This change somehow made her feel extremely excited.

"..."

Su Xian almost fell down after hearing this.

At the same time, a word came to his mind: "Beauty Pot!"

hiss……

Su Xian was shocked all over.

At the same time, the feeling of "rapidly swollen but still unable to come out" became more and more intense.

He had to bend down a little again...

Shaking his head and forcing all kinds of distracting thoughts out of his mind, Su Xian scolded impetuously: "Hurry up and get out of here, otherwise you will suffer a big loss!"

"The slave family is not afraid of suffering a loss. The slave family only wants to help the young master. The master should not drive the slave family away, okay... eh eh eh eh..."

"What am I..."

"..."

Su Xian finally understood that this crazy woman thought he was "playing" with her.

This is like a kitten. It always likes to come and disturb you when you are doing homework or working. If you wave it away, it will play with you excitedly. The more you drive it away, the closer it gets...

Now Chen Keyan is this little kitten that people both love and hate.

Su Xian asked her to leave seriously, but she always thought that Su Xian was playing with him, so she stayed here shamelessly and said a bunch of crazy things that made people think...

However, it is doubtful whether her words are crazy.

Su Xian is really going crazy.

If Chen Keyan doesn't go out, he may wet his pants!
……

Ps I recently watched a video about the symptoms and reactions after vaccination, such as soreness in the arms, urinary incontinence, low fever, fatigue, dizziness, etc. The symptoms vary from person to person.

Then I... seemed to have all these symptoms, the most serious one being fever. I haven't had a fever for four or five years...

The vaccine has had a great impact on me. I still feel that I have insufficient internal drive and am not interested in doing anything. Maybe it is because I am in poor health... I hope to recover as soon as possible!
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