dark moon

Chapter 76 Summoned
"You also think this hat of mine is good? Let me tell you, my wife sewed this for me. Look at the stitches on it. Each stitch is pressed one stitch at a time. Not to mention how strong it is. Besides the color, I would wear it when hunting. , hiding in the bushes, you can’t tell the difference at all. I like the color of this hat best. By the way, there is also the feather on it, this is..."

The wood elf was like a fire-breathing dragon summoned by an elemental mage. Common language with a strong elf accent kept spewing out of his mouth all the time. His lips were flying up and down, and it was already difficult to hear him clearly. What are you talking about?

"Very good, very good." Maintaining a polite smile, Xiuer kept nodding his head, and even often asked two doubtful questions at the right time. He seemed to be listening very intently, but there was a vein in his hand behind his back. It can be seen from the tensing of his roots that in his consciousness, he must have strangled the other party to death more than 20 times.

"Huh." After 5 minutes, the wood elf finally stopped. Just when the brother and sister thought he had finally finished speaking and secretly breathed a sigh of relief, he just licked his lips, "Also, not only feathers... "

"Ahem, cough, Mr. Wood Elf." Finding that his sister's pupils had begun to dilate, Xiuer finally couldn't bear it anymore and coughed dryly, "I haven't asked yet, are you..."

"Ah?" The wood elf asked in surprise, "Didn't I introduce myself?"

"Absolutely not." The brother and sister even shook their heads in such tacit agreement that their heads were almost shaken out of their afterimages.

"My name is Frederic Joes Asoko Booker Urenzo Mineca..."

With a numb expression, Xiuer turned his gaze to the forest elf next to him, and found that the deer had lost its usual silly energy at some point, and was lying on the ground laughing so hard that it couldn't stand up.

Pointing to the wood elf who was still chattering with an expressionless face, Xiuer gave him a questioning look. The meaning was already obvious. He was asking if there was anything wrong with this person's mind.

Moria, who was kneeling on the ground and unable to stand up, was out of breath and shook her head. It seemed impossible to say a complete sentence in a short time.

"Well, I'm sorry to interrupt you." If you fail to seek help, you will have to solve the problem yourself.Xiuer tried with a headache, "Mr. Wood Elf, do all of you Wood Elves have such long names? I have also met several Wood Elves, but it seems that they don't..."

"Yes, I am the only one who has it. None of them have this taste. My name is very meaningful. You see, Frederic is my Christian name, Joyce is my godmother's surname, and Asoko is my The name, Booker is the family name, Urenso is..."

"I understand, Mr. Asoko." Shuuer finally realized that when communicating with the guy in front of him who is not normal, he must give up on etiquette and interrupt decisively when it is time to interrupt. " The name is also very good, but I think the focus now is your identity."

"Oh oh oh, by the way, identity, identity, this is the key point." The wood elf suddenly realized, slapping his forehead hard and said, "Look, I almost forgot, hahaha, I am a loyal believer of the goddess."

"No more?" After waiting for a long time, nothing came out. Xiuer became more convinced that he had made a mistake in coming to the Forest Hall, and said tangledly, "Actually, I don't mind if you talk more about this topic."

"You misunderstood, I haven't finished speaking yet, I'm just thinking carefully."

"Who do you think you are?"

"Of course not, well, I figured it out, I'm one of the bishops in charge of serving in the Sacred Hall this year, but it's the fourth No.20 this year, hahaha, I was counting just now. "

Although he is not an archbishop, his status as a bishop is already very high in a church, and he is at least qualified to serve as the person in charge of a branch temple in a city. No wonder he is qualified to take care of the sacred hall, but this year?

"That's right, it's the 24th term this year, and the first 23 have been vomiting blood due to anger or fatigue, and have to go home to recuperate." Bishop Asoke said as a matter of course, "Working with the group of trees outside is already normal. Lah, ha ha ha ha."

I think there is not much difference in your power, both of you are weapons of mass destruction.

Secretly cursing, but now that they knew each other's identity, Shuer and Lisa still adjusted their holy robes together, and said seriously: "Praise the forest, may the forest be evergreen and full of fruits. In the name of the dark moon, the goddess Priest of Luna, Seul (Bishop Lisa), offers my deep respect and sincere blessings to the Forest Goddess and her followers.”

"Huh?" After a brief sound of surprise, Asoko finally returned to normal, looking a bit like a priest. "Praise the lightless moon, and may the dark moon hang in the sky forever. Welcome, children of the dark moon."

"Are you Xiure?" Unfortunately, the next moment, the wood elf changed back again, "I have heard of your name a long time ago, and I have waited for you this time. All the priests of our clan are looking forward to the opportunity to meet you. Just one side." Huh?Something's wrong, am I so famous?Shuer was full of doubts.

"How about it, Master Shuer, are you interested in coming to our Forest Temple?"

Shuer showed a very strange expression. It is not uncommon to seduce clergymen to change their faith, and there is no lack of successful precedents. However, such a very bad thing is usually prepared in advance. After several years of preparation, Only when he was finally confident did he make the request to change his faith. It was a joke to say it like this when the other party met for the first time.

"No, no, no, Lord Xiuer, you have misunderstood. I don't want you to change your faith. I just hope that you can come to the Forest Temple and teach us all some experience." Asoko looked up at Xiuer with great admiration. Er, "Since hearing your deeds from Moria's mouth, you have become the target of worship by almost all wood elf priests. Your name has been sung among the wood elves."

"You are simply a role model for priests. You don't know how hard our wood elf priests live."

"In the church, all bishops are served by forest elves, and all priests are served by us wood elves. It has been like this since the founding of the church. However, you have seen the situation outside. Those bishops have never Knowing what their work is, they only do four things every day, eating, playing, playing pranks, and basking in the sun. All the work is delegated to us priests, and then they are responsible for creating obstacles for our work."

"We priests can be said to have endured tens of thousands of years of pain. You must think that my words are a little bit too much (I definitely don't think so, because it is no longer a little problem). In fact, it is completely forced by work pressure. If you don’t say more, we might get pissed off at some point.”

"So we hope you can teach us how to be a good nanny, not a priest."

"Hehe, hehe." Lisa poked her head out from behind Shuer and glared at the stupid wood elf ferociously.Bastard, you dare to compare Lisa-sama with those heartless tree spirits. My brother is not Lisa-sama's nanny. Lisa-sama has been working hard to cooperate with her brother.

"I already understand how you feel." Holding the hand stretched out by the wood elf firmly with his backhand, Shuer said solemnly, "Please allow me to express my deep sympathy for this. In addition, if I were you, I would never I’ll look back.”

"Huh?" Intelligent creatures are always like this. The more they say not to look back, the more curious they inevitably look back. So, when he turned his head, the wood elf saw a coconut growing in size in front of him. Unfortunately, his hand was being held by Shuer. Stop, there is no way to dodge and block.

"Bang", the coconut hit his face, nosebleeds flowed across his lips, and the wood elf Asoko covered his face and hid to the side and whined sadly.

"Please come in, children of Lord Darkmoon." A mature and gentle voice sounded from the hall, "After receiving my mother's call, I came from McCann Forest to make preparations for my mother to meet with the priest. I, mother The Archbishop, Lin Jingmingni of McCain Forest, pays tribute to Lady Luna and says hello to all the children of the Dark Moon. Ignore that idiot who talks too much, just let him bleed to death there."

"Your Excellency Priest, please come in with Moria. However, Your Excellency the Bishop of Dark Moon, can you please wait outside?"

The other party said it very politely, but the rejection was also very firm.

In fact, she didn't need to say it, Lisa also knew that it was not suitable for her to go in.

There is no friendly cooperative relationship between the Dark Moon Temple and the Forest Temple, and there is no affiliation between the two gods. Therefore, as the head of the Dark Moon believers who can represent Lady Luna in the mortal world, Lisa has entered the Church of the Forest Goddess. It's okay, but it would be inappropriate to enter the Sacred Hall, the place closest to God, or even be directly observed by God. There will be some very subtle problems.Therefore, in terms of religious etiquette, this kind of thing still needs to be avoided, and it is even more necessary to avoid it when the forest goddess has not summoned Lisa.

"Of course, Your Majesty the Archbishop of Lord Anika." Lisa responded skillfully, "Please rest assured that the servants of Dark Moon will not offend Lord Anika's dignity without permission, and will naturally wait outside the hall."

"Thank you for your understanding, Lady Lisa." The deepest door of the Forest Hall automatically opened without wind, and slowly opened to both sides. The voice inside became clearer, "Sir Sir, please come in, and Moria, this time Mother asked you to come in with me by name. It seems that you really did something worthy of praise this time when you went out to play."

"Don't worry, Lisa, it's a good thing, and everything is as expected." Seeing that the girl was a little worried, Shuer smiled and gave a thumbs up, comforting, "A few days ago, a very friendly plant was given to me. I have given a great gift to Master Anika, tsk, now is the time for the gift to bear fruit."

With that said, Xiuer took Lin Jing's hand and walked into the forest hall with a smile on his face. The door slowly closed behind the two of them.

(End of this chapter)