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Chapter 190 188 Don’t let foreign friends passing by read the funny chapter
Chapter 190 188. Don’t let passing foreign friends see the joke
Arriving at Beixuantian Alley, looking at the alleys on the left and right, Yuan Shu said, "There is a big difference between here and Nanxuan. I feel like there are more residents."
"Yes, Beixuan is a little quieter here. Except for the shrimp and egg at the entrance when we first entered, there are no places to eat snacks. However, there are many cafes, small teahouses and cat courtyards."
Tang Yimeng turned back and pointed at the entrance and said.
"Hey, can I still pet the cat?"
Yuan Shu became interested immediately.
"Pick the cat?"
Tang Yimeng was startled.
"Um... just playing with the cat."
Yuan Shu paused and said.
"Okay, are you going?"
Tang Yimeng asked.
"No, let's go for a walk today."
Yuan Shu waved his hand.
"There are quite a few foreigners here."
Seeing hot foreign beauties walking by, Yuan Shu frowned when he smelled the strong perfume. Did he sprinkle the whole bottle of perfume on his body?
"Yes, there are tour groups here, not only domestic ones, but many foreign people also come here to play."
As he said that, Tang Yimeng looked at the tall foreign men carrying mountaineering bags walking in front of him. When the tall foreign men walked by, Tang Yimeng whispered: "They are all fine. So high..."
"Yes, foreigners are generally not short. This has something to do with the food they eat and the environment in which they grow up. Of course, the races of each country are different, so there will naturally be many differences, such as oranges. If you grow oranges in Huainan, they will look like oranges. If oranges grow in Huaibei, they will look like orange trees."
Yuan Shu nodded. This is a sensitive and sharp topic, but what I have to say is that this is the fact. A person is nourished by the soil and water. There is no need to feel inferior or arrogant because of this.
"Hey, are you thirsty? I'll buy a bottle of water."
Yuan Shu looked at a passing canteen and asked.
"You're not thirsty. Are you thirsty so soon?"
Tang Yimeng asked.
"No, the tribute tea just now was a bit sweet. Drink some mineral water to clear your mouth."
Yuan Shu now felt as if his mouth was stuck together.
While walking on the road, when the young man opened the lid of the mineral water to drink, Tang Yimeng, who was standing next to him, took a sneak peek, then pursed his lips and raised his right hand. The next moment, Yuan Shu spurted out the water with a pop. .
"Cough cough!"
After being choked, the young man coughed violently, while Tang Yimeng squatted down holding his belly in laughter. After a long time, Yuan Shu also looked at the squatting ground with red faces and laughed. Tang Yimeng couldn't help but smiled and said: "Do you have a serious illness?"
"Hahaha···"
Tang Yimeng stood up, then covered his mouth with his little hand, "I'm sorry...I...I didn't expect you to spray directly."
"Nonsense, just give me the bottom of the bottle and put it down for a while, of course I'm going to squirt."
Yuan Shu looked at the girl's unstoppable smile and shook his head helplessly.
"Here, wipe your mouth."
Tang Yimeng took out a tissue from the bag for Yuan Shu.
"What are you wiping? It's dry in a short time on this hot day. Fortunately, it's mineral water. If this is a bottle of Coke, it's GG."
Yuan Shu wiped it on his body symbolically, and then said.
Continuing walking on the road, Tang Yimeng glanced at Yuan Shu from time to time. When she saw his calm look, she remembered the funny scene just now and burst out laughing.
"Hey, is it that funny? Why don't you drink some water and I'll pat you and make me laugh too?"
Yuan Shu really didn't know what to say to this funny Tang Yimeng, so he asked immediately.
"Huh huh~ I won't drink, so you should drink."
Tang Yimeng pursed his lips and smiled, shaking his head.
"I won't fall for you again."
Yuan Shu looked at the rather presumptuous Tang Yimeng who was smiling as if he had succeeded, and said.
······
The two continued to walk aimlessly in Beixuan. At a certain moment, Yuan Shu twisted the bottle cap subconsciously, and Tang Yi, who had a conditioned reflex, was dreaming, but her little heart jumped up. Hold back the desire to laugh, and then prepare to tease Yuanshu when he drinks water again.
However, Yuan Shu was already on guard when he drank water this time. Just when he raised the bottle, he directly put the bottle down with his palm, and Tang Yimeng's little hand also touched the bottom of the bottle in advance, accompanied by a dull sound. There was a collision sound, and pieces of water were shaken out of the bottle.
Clap!
Seeing some of the mineral water spilled and falling to the ground, Yuan Shu also showed a proud smile, "You're stupid, I was on guard this time."
"Ha ha!"
Tang Yi dreamed that her little thoughts were seen through, and immediately she giggled again, and then she asked like a baby: "Oh, just drink again and let me play again!"
"Are you still playing? If you continue to play, I will really spray water on your face. That's about it. Don't make the foreign friends passing by laugh."
Yuan Shu was also amused. Tang Yimeng was really getting more and more unruly. She used to do things secretly, but now she has started to do it blatantly. No, he had to teach her a lesson.
"Hahaha! Foreign friends are laughing!"
Tang Yimeng was struck with laughter and chuckled.
"No, look at all the foreign friends here. Looking back, we look like two idiots."
Yuan Shu looked at the foreigners walking by and joked.
"You are the second fool, and I am the second fool's father."
Tang Yimeng said with a smile.
"You still want to be a fool's father? I see you really think that I am a tiger and think of me as Hello Kitty if I don't show off, right?"
With that said, Yuan Shu reached out to catch Tang Yimeng, but the girl screamed when she saw this, and then ran away. Looking at Yuan Shu chasing after her, Tang Yimeng laughed excitedly. , and then ran forward desperately.
Seeing that Tang Yimeng was running quite fast, Yuan Shu immediately increased his speed, looked at the [-] bicycle in front of him on the left, and with the help of momentum, he directly stepped on the back seat of the bicycle and jumped out. The next moment, his figure also fell onto Tang Yimeng. behind Meng, and then grabbed her arm.
"what!"
Tang Yimeng screamed, but Yuan Shu quickly let go of her arm, and then put his index finger on his mouth to make a silent gesture, "Can you please lower your voice? People who don't know think I'm bullying." And you."
Yuan Shu was also a little embarrassed when he noticed the passers-by who stopped and watched around.
"You were just bullying me."
Tang Yimeng showed a teasing smile, and just when Yuanshu felt a little helpless, the former stroked the air bangs on his forehead, "Hey, okay, let's stop making trouble, I'm tired."
Slowly walking towards Yuan Shu, the next moment, Tang Yimeng reached out and slapped the bottom of the mineral water bottle in the young man's hand. Seeing Yuan Shu not holding the water bottle and falling to the ground, Tang Yimeng couldn't help laughing. He laughed, and then prepared to run away, but Yuan Shu did not chase him. Instead, he picked up the water bottle and patted the dust on it.
"what's wrong?"
Seeing that Yuan Shu didn't come to chase her, Tang Yimeng came up and asked with a smile.
"It's okay. I won't make trouble with you anymore. I'm covered in sweat after chasing you for a while."
Yuan Shu shook off his clothes and let the cool breeze hit all parts of his body.
"Oh~"
Tang Yimeng didn't say anything, but the funny smile kept on her pretty face and didn't dissipate. Because she always wanted to hold back her smile, Tang Yimeng also suddenly lost her breath, and then started coughing uncontrollably.
"Come on, have a drink."
Yuan Shu unscrewed the water bottle and handed it over. Tang Yimeng took two steps back when he saw this, then smiled and shook his head, "If I don't drink, you will definitely slap the bottom of the bottle."
"I'm not as bad as you. If you don't want to drink, I won't drink."
With that said, Yuan Shu was about to close the bottle cap, but Tang Yimeng suddenly rushed over and slapped the bottom of the water bottle. Since Yuan Shu was still unprepared this time, the amount of water spilled was larger than before. Wanting more, with a crashing sound, half of the young man's arm was damaged, and other parts of his clothes were also splashed with water to varying degrees.
Looking at the watery area on the asphalt road, Yuan Shu, who lowered his head, breathed out softly, "Tang - Yi - Meng!"
"what!"
Seeing the appearance of the young man, Tang Yimeng knew that a catastrophe was imminent, and ran away after yelling, but this time, Yuan Shu didn't choose to turn a blind eye, but directly chased after him!
(End of this chapter)
Arriving at Beixuantian Alley, looking at the alleys on the left and right, Yuan Shu said, "There is a big difference between here and Nanxuan. I feel like there are more residents."
"Yes, Beixuan is a little quieter here. Except for the shrimp and egg at the entrance when we first entered, there are no places to eat snacks. However, there are many cafes, small teahouses and cat courtyards."
Tang Yimeng turned back and pointed at the entrance and said.
"Hey, can I still pet the cat?"
Yuan Shu became interested immediately.
"Pick the cat?"
Tang Yimeng was startled.
"Um... just playing with the cat."
Yuan Shu paused and said.
"Okay, are you going?"
Tang Yimeng asked.
"No, let's go for a walk today."
Yuan Shu waved his hand.
"There are quite a few foreigners here."
Seeing hot foreign beauties walking by, Yuan Shu frowned when he smelled the strong perfume. Did he sprinkle the whole bottle of perfume on his body?
"Yes, there are tour groups here, not only domestic ones, but many foreign people also come here to play."
As he said that, Tang Yimeng looked at the tall foreign men carrying mountaineering bags walking in front of him. When the tall foreign men walked by, Tang Yimeng whispered: "They are all fine. So high..."
"Yes, foreigners are generally not short. This has something to do with the food they eat and the environment in which they grow up. Of course, the races of each country are different, so there will naturally be many differences, such as oranges. If you grow oranges in Huainan, they will look like oranges. If oranges grow in Huaibei, they will look like orange trees."
Yuan Shu nodded. This is a sensitive and sharp topic, but what I have to say is that this is the fact. A person is nourished by the soil and water. There is no need to feel inferior or arrogant because of this.
"Hey, are you thirsty? I'll buy a bottle of water."
Yuan Shu looked at a passing canteen and asked.
"You're not thirsty. Are you thirsty so soon?"
Tang Yimeng asked.
"No, the tribute tea just now was a bit sweet. Drink some mineral water to clear your mouth."
Yuan Shu now felt as if his mouth was stuck together.
While walking on the road, when the young man opened the lid of the mineral water to drink, Tang Yimeng, who was standing next to him, took a sneak peek, then pursed his lips and raised his right hand. The next moment, Yuan Shu spurted out the water with a pop. .
"Cough cough!"
After being choked, the young man coughed violently, while Tang Yimeng squatted down holding his belly in laughter. After a long time, Yuan Shu also looked at the squatting ground with red faces and laughed. Tang Yimeng couldn't help but smiled and said: "Do you have a serious illness?"
"Hahaha···"
Tang Yimeng stood up, then covered his mouth with his little hand, "I'm sorry...I...I didn't expect you to spray directly."
"Nonsense, just give me the bottom of the bottle and put it down for a while, of course I'm going to squirt."
Yuan Shu looked at the girl's unstoppable smile and shook his head helplessly.
"Here, wipe your mouth."
Tang Yimeng took out a tissue from the bag for Yuan Shu.
"What are you wiping? It's dry in a short time on this hot day. Fortunately, it's mineral water. If this is a bottle of Coke, it's GG."
Yuan Shu wiped it on his body symbolically, and then said.
Continuing walking on the road, Tang Yimeng glanced at Yuan Shu from time to time. When she saw his calm look, she remembered the funny scene just now and burst out laughing.
"Hey, is it that funny? Why don't you drink some water and I'll pat you and make me laugh too?"
Yuan Shu really didn't know what to say to this funny Tang Yimeng, so he asked immediately.
"Huh huh~ I won't drink, so you should drink."
Tang Yimeng pursed his lips and smiled, shaking his head.
"I won't fall for you again."
Yuan Shu looked at the rather presumptuous Tang Yimeng who was smiling as if he had succeeded, and said.
······
The two continued to walk aimlessly in Beixuan. At a certain moment, Yuan Shu twisted the bottle cap subconsciously, and Tang Yi, who had a conditioned reflex, was dreaming, but her little heart jumped up. Hold back the desire to laugh, and then prepare to tease Yuanshu when he drinks water again.
However, Yuan Shu was already on guard when he drank water this time. Just when he raised the bottle, he directly put the bottle down with his palm, and Tang Yimeng's little hand also touched the bottom of the bottle in advance, accompanied by a dull sound. There was a collision sound, and pieces of water were shaken out of the bottle.
Clap!
Seeing some of the mineral water spilled and falling to the ground, Yuan Shu also showed a proud smile, "You're stupid, I was on guard this time."
"Ha ha!"
Tang Yi dreamed that her little thoughts were seen through, and immediately she giggled again, and then she asked like a baby: "Oh, just drink again and let me play again!"
"Are you still playing? If you continue to play, I will really spray water on your face. That's about it. Don't make the foreign friends passing by laugh."
Yuan Shu was also amused. Tang Yimeng was really getting more and more unruly. She used to do things secretly, but now she has started to do it blatantly. No, he had to teach her a lesson.
"Hahaha! Foreign friends are laughing!"
Tang Yimeng was struck with laughter and chuckled.
"No, look at all the foreign friends here. Looking back, we look like two idiots."
Yuan Shu looked at the foreigners walking by and joked.
"You are the second fool, and I am the second fool's father."
Tang Yimeng said with a smile.
"You still want to be a fool's father? I see you really think that I am a tiger and think of me as Hello Kitty if I don't show off, right?"
With that said, Yuan Shu reached out to catch Tang Yimeng, but the girl screamed when she saw this, and then ran away. Looking at Yuan Shu chasing after her, Tang Yimeng laughed excitedly. , and then ran forward desperately.
Seeing that Tang Yimeng was running quite fast, Yuan Shu immediately increased his speed, looked at the [-] bicycle in front of him on the left, and with the help of momentum, he directly stepped on the back seat of the bicycle and jumped out. The next moment, his figure also fell onto Tang Yimeng. behind Meng, and then grabbed her arm.
"what!"
Tang Yimeng screamed, but Yuan Shu quickly let go of her arm, and then put his index finger on his mouth to make a silent gesture, "Can you please lower your voice? People who don't know think I'm bullying." And you."
Yuan Shu was also a little embarrassed when he noticed the passers-by who stopped and watched around.
"You were just bullying me."
Tang Yimeng showed a teasing smile, and just when Yuanshu felt a little helpless, the former stroked the air bangs on his forehead, "Hey, okay, let's stop making trouble, I'm tired."
Slowly walking towards Yuan Shu, the next moment, Tang Yimeng reached out and slapped the bottom of the mineral water bottle in the young man's hand. Seeing Yuan Shu not holding the water bottle and falling to the ground, Tang Yimeng couldn't help laughing. He laughed, and then prepared to run away, but Yuan Shu did not chase him. Instead, he picked up the water bottle and patted the dust on it.
"what's wrong?"
Seeing that Yuan Shu didn't come to chase her, Tang Yimeng came up and asked with a smile.
"It's okay. I won't make trouble with you anymore. I'm covered in sweat after chasing you for a while."
Yuan Shu shook off his clothes and let the cool breeze hit all parts of his body.
"Oh~"
Tang Yimeng didn't say anything, but the funny smile kept on her pretty face and didn't dissipate. Because she always wanted to hold back her smile, Tang Yimeng also suddenly lost her breath, and then started coughing uncontrollably.
"Come on, have a drink."
Yuan Shu unscrewed the water bottle and handed it over. Tang Yimeng took two steps back when he saw this, then smiled and shook his head, "If I don't drink, you will definitely slap the bottom of the bottle."
"I'm not as bad as you. If you don't want to drink, I won't drink."
With that said, Yuan Shu was about to close the bottle cap, but Tang Yimeng suddenly rushed over and slapped the bottom of the water bottle. Since Yuan Shu was still unprepared this time, the amount of water spilled was larger than before. Wanting more, with a crashing sound, half of the young man's arm was damaged, and other parts of his clothes were also splashed with water to varying degrees.
Looking at the watery area on the asphalt road, Yuan Shu, who lowered his head, breathed out softly, "Tang - Yi - Meng!"
"what!"
Seeing the appearance of the young man, Tang Yimeng knew that a catastrophe was imminent, and ran away after yelling, but this time, Yuan Shu didn't choose to turn a blind eye, but directly chased after him!
(End of this chapter)
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