I really don't want to be her world

Chapter 235 233. Depth Charge Bomb
However, just as Yuan Shu guessed, after Tang Yimeng followed the large team to the military training base, it turned out that the instructors were not very strict with them.

Especially when it comes to housekeeping, even if you can't fold a square tofu quilt, it can still be regarded as meeting the housekeeping standards, as long as the folding is not a mess.

What does this mean? The implication is that as long as the quilts are folded the same as they are folded at home, even if you cannot meet the requirements of the base, you can always make whatever quilt you fold at home.

But what surprised De Yuanshu even more was not how easy it was to fold the quilt, but how tight the instructors were in disciplining girls.

Looking at the photos of his bed in the dormitory sent by Tang Yimeng, the young man was really jealous. During their military training, no one dared to bring soft and comfortable quilts, because not only could such quilts not be folded into tofu, It will be confiscated by the instructor.

As for the reason for the confiscation, it is naturally that the instructor thinks that you came to the base to endure hardships. If you bring such a comfortable quilt with a Doraemon Hello Kitty pattern printed on it, then congratulations, you will be able to spend time with your cute little quilt in the hut in a while. The cups met.

There are also chargers randomly plugged into the sockets, teddy bears and stuffed animals placed on the bedside, and sheets in pink, starry sky, blue and other colors. Looking at these, Yuan Shu really can't hold himself tight. Okay, this... is really no different from staying at home, right?
Not only housekeeping, but also eating, training, and buying snacks for breaks. As girls, Tang Yimeng and others enjoy much better privileges than boys like Yuan Shu.

Looking at Tang Yimeng who could send him messages every day, the young man was really envious and jealous. That's right, at this time, he wanted to be a girl again.

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Half a month passed quickly. When the National Day holiday came, Yuan Shu, who was writing a book at home, also received news from Tang Yimeng.

"Big stupid fish, Pang Xiyuan said during the holidays that he was going to go to the sea to play, would you like to come with us?"

"Go to sea?"

"Why do you remember going there to play?"

Yuanshu asked after looking at the news.

"Pang Xiyuan said he wanted to go to Xiahai and have some fun, and then we'll move to Bird Town in Hangzhou."

Tang Yimeng quickly replied.

"Hangzhou, Hangzhou is pretty good. I actually want to go to Zhuji. It is said that Heniao Town is a small place with beautiful scenery. I remember when I was in middle school and high school, my family and I went there. Once or twice.”

When Yuan Shu heard this, he immediately smiled and said, Jiangnan is great. The scenery is familiar to me before. When the sun rises, the flowers on the river are as red as the fire. When spring comes, the river is as green as blue. Who can not remember Jiangnan?

"Then do you want to come with us? Neither of us have been there. You can be our tour guide."

When Tang Yimeng heard that Yuan Shu had actually been to Heniao Town in Hangzhou, he immediately invited him.

"I really want to go, but I have very important things to do during the holiday, so I may not be able to go with you, but you can send me videos or something, and just treat it like I'm traveling with you. .”

Yuan Shu smiled helplessly.

“Spiritual tourism?”

Tang Yimeng asked.

"Haha, yes, it can be said that Plato traveled."

Yuan Shu thought of the funny joke and added.

"Plato?"

Tang Yimeng asked, "Isn't this the one who teaches mathematics?"

"Plato is a philosopher, not a mathematician. You are talking about Archimedes, although Archimedes is more than a mathematician."

There was a slight black line hanging down from Yuan Shu's forehead.

"oh oh···"

Tang Yimeng realized that he had said something wrong and felt a little guilty.

"Okay then...just go about your business."

Tang Yi dreamed that Yuan Shu had something to do during the holiday, so he simply agreed without asking any more questions.

"The main thing is that your going out for fun conflicts with mine, otherwise I would definitely go."

Yuan Shu smiled helplessly and said that he also wanted to travel to other places with Tang Yimeng, but this time it was really not possible. After all, he did have a very important thing to attend to, and that was to attend the Autumn Harvest Fair in the Jewelry City.

Take advantage of the rising trend of jade and hurry up and pick it up. It doesn’t matter if you can’t pick it up. After all, in a big place like Jewelry City, where good and bad people are mixed, you can always get unexpected surprises.

However, Yuan Shu couldn't tell Tang Yimeng about this. After all, with Tang Yimeng's temperament, he would definitely want to convince himself to go to the Autumn Harvest Club later, and go out to play with them first. Not that this Autumn Harvest Club was not Yuan Shu's. You can’t go, because if you don’t go, you won’t be able to go next time. There is another reason, that is, for young people, traveling is not what they love.

When he was young, he went on various trips with his family, but Yuan Shu was not interested in visiting scenic spots or taking photos.

When he was in elementary school, he often held the SP and played Ruby and Sapphire when traveling. When he went out to play in junior high school, he often held the PSP and played games such as Dynasty Warriors, Shin Budokai, and Hundred Wars Ten Insects. .

For Yuan Shu, he really doesn't have much interest in visiting tourist attractions. He might as well just lie down in the hotel and eat takeout. This is called enjoying life.

Although there is no essential difference from lying down at home, the difference is that lying in a different place gives people a different feeling, just like eating a plate of fish-flavored shredded pork on the street and in a high-end restaurant. Eat a plate of fish-flavored shredded pork. Although you are eating fish-flavored shredded pork, the quality of a high-end restaurant suddenly rises.

If Yuanshu must like traveling, then after arriving in a new city, he can sleep in various hotels and eat. In this case, he can still consider falling in love with traveling.

With the holiday coming, Yuanshu did not go to the jewelry city on the first day, but chose to go to the jewelry city on the fifth day.

Because of the various holiday promotions and the fact that everyone likes to go shopping during the holidays, the Jewelry City must have been packed with people in the past few days. Not to mention whether you can buy something the day before, this person alone can make you happy. Yuanshu couldn't even touch anything.

Before setting off, Yuan Shu stuffed the Hetian jade around his neck into his clothes, regardless of whether it is a senior jade player or a newcomer, it is no problem to wander around the jewelry city with jade jewelry, but don't show them .

Because these things are worn outside, they will basically be looked at strangely by the bosses of various shop stalls. After all, these bosses are all old foxes who have been engaged in jade jewelry for more than ten years. It is very embarrassing to buy things in such a ostentatious manner. Easily targeted.

So what to do to avoid being targeted, that is, hide what you wear on your body, take off what you wear on your hands, and don’t take what you have on your fingers, and go empty-handed, just like an NBA superstar dressed up and turned into a white to go to the street Being submissive, but showing no mercy when playing football, this is called being a low-key person and acting in a high-profile manner.

The same is true for jade jewelry. As long as you pretend to know nothing, but say one or two understatement but final words when the bosses are about to ask for high prices, then these old foxes will generally not dare to act rashly, because they I know I've hit an iron plate.

If the above conditions are met and the basic knowledge of jade jewelry is rich and solid, you will be more at home.

Picking up the leaks does not rely on the boss's blind eye to pick up their wool, but two people play games with each other under the same or even similar conditions.

As the old saying goes, if you pick up nothing, it's either junk that others don't want or you are really capable.

But before Yuanshu could find anything good at the Autumn Harvest Fair in the Jewelry City, when he went back in the evening, he received news from Pang Xiyuan.

"Brainless, I think I did something wrong."

"What happened? Did you accidentally sell yourself?"

Yuanshu asked teasingly.

"Be serious..."

Seeing that Yuan Shu was speechless, Pang Xiyuan said seriously.

"What happened to you?"

After restraining himself for a moment, Yuanshu asked.

"Aren't Mengmeng and I been in Hangzhou these two days? I was thinking of going to the bar in Bird Town for a drink tonight. I told Mengmeng about this in the afternoon. She seemed to have never been there before and she looked very excited. , clamoring for me to take her to play, you say...should I take her there?"

Pang Xiyuan was a little undecided.

"Go ahead, what's wrong with the bar, it's not about taking her to the cave, just be careful not to let her drink too much."

Yuan Shu heard the words, and immediately said very naturally.

"Yo, I thought you wouldn't want me to take her to the bar."

Seeing that Yuan Shu actually had no objection, Pang Xiyuan was a little surprised.

"I'm sure you'll be relieved if you take her there. After all, you won't harm her. I definitely won't want her to go by herself. What does she, a stupid little girl, know? She will be drunk and taken away by someone. If you take away some important organ from your waist, let alone whether your body will be bullied, just this alone is terrible."

Yuan Shu said that he was still very relieved about Pang Xiyuan. Even though Pang Xiyuan seemed to be quite unreliable, no matter what happened, she must be the one who cares most about the safety of the people around her.

"Hum, that's not possible. What age is it? This kind of thing still happens. You said it's possible that he got drunk and drugged and took him to a hotel and had someone hooked up with him."

Pang Xiyuan smiled indifferently, Yuan Shu was really worried a little bit.

"Anyway, just be careful when you take her to the bar. Don't let her drink too much. Go back to the hotel after playing for a while."

Yuan Shu warned.

"Don't worry, as long as I'm holding her, she'll be fine."

Pang Xiyuan assured confidently.

However, what he was afraid of would come, and in the afternoon of the next day, Pang Xiyuan's call was directly dialed to Yuanshu's cell phone.

"Hey, what are you doing?"

Yuan Shu, who was playing a game, answered the phone reluctantly.

"Brainless, it seems that something really happened this time..."

On the other end of the phone, Pang Xiyuan said with a guilty conscience.

"What's going on? I see that your posts on WeChat Moments yesterday were nothing."

Yuan Shu stood up, poured a glass of water and said.

"No... How about I tell you this from the beginning? I think you might not be able to accept it for a while..."

Listening to Yuan Shu's calm tone on the other end of the phone, Pang Xiyuan decided.

"What happened? Tang Yimeng was kidnapped?"

After taking a sip of water and spitting out half of it, Yuan Shu asked quickly.

"That's not..."

Pang Xiyuan hesitated.

"Oh...what happened?"

Hearing Pang Xiyuan's tone, Yuan Shu also heaved a sigh of relief, it seems that the two should be together.

"After we arrived at the bar yesterday, everything was going on in an orderly manner. I ordered a cocktail, and then I said give Mengmeng a glass of lemonade, but she insisted on drinking, so I also gave her a cocktail. .”

Pang Xiyuan told.

"Well, then what?"

Yuanshu asked as he continued to drink water.

"Then the two of us were sitting at the bar, chatting and taking pictures. After a while, a bartender came over and said he wanted to buy us a drink, and asked if we could go to the table in the corner."

Pang Xiyuan said again.

"Um···"

Hearing this, Yuan Shu's voice changed slightly, and he seemed to smell a hint of danger.

"I refused at first because we were sitting at the bar and there was a bartender mixing drinks for us. The bar looked quite ordinary. Then I felt that he had some evil intentions by inviting us because you wanted to Thinking about it, there weren’t many people in that bar at ten o’clock at night, but there was just a band singing, and then there were two or three tables of people, and a bartender invited us to the corner, which felt wrong.”

"No, let me interrupt. Why doesn't the bartender go to make drinks? Why does he come to talk to you?"

Yuan Shu was very confused.

"He's the kind of waiter who dresses up as a bartender, not the kind who makes drinks at the counter."

Pang Xiyuan explained.

"Oh okay, I know."

Yuan Shu was suddenly stunned.

"Then Tang Yimeng didn't know what was wrong, she was like a demon, she insisted on dragging me to sit at the table the bartender said, I kept stopping her, but Tang Yimeng felt as if she was drunk Yes, very capricious, insist on saying go sit down, go sit down, I said go sit down, when the two of us got up, I was already dialing my mobile phone to call 110, afraid that the bartender would come and force me."

"But fortunately nothing happened when we sat at the scattered table, but I still felt that the bartender was wrong, so I said we would have two drinks and left, saying that we would have something to do later, but the bartender said, there is no rush. , I want to treat you two to a drink, and after saying that, he went to the counter, took the wine and various tools, went to the scattered table, and started to mix drinks for us. "

Listening to Pang Xiyuan's words, Yuanshu hummed softly.

"I kept staring at him while he was mixing drinks, worried that he would drug us both in the process, but he just made a drink, and I didn't recognize what he was mixing until he finished. ,you guess."

At this time, Pang Xiyuan looked suddenly enlightened.

"What? I don't know how to bartend. I'm a caterer."

Yuan Shu shook his head.

"Depth charges."

Pang Xiyuan said firmly.

"Depth charges? Aren't those weapons?"

Hearing this, Yuan Shu was stunned.

"No... I'm talking about wine. Depth Charge is a kind of wine, and it's also a cocktail, but the only feature of this wine is that it has a lot of strength, and it has a really strong aftertaste, and it's a drink only for men. Strong cocktails, the high alcohol content let alone Tang Yimeng who is confused by one glass, even I have to pour one glass."

Pang Xiyuan said seriously.

"So you and Tang Yimeng drank depth charges?"

After understanding the meaning of depth charges, Yuan Shu asked.

"Of course not. I immediately turned my back on it. I asked the bartender what it meant to bring two thin girls to the corner of the table and mixed a depth charge. In the end, the bartender pretended to be very innocent, you know? , I suddenly became angry, isn’t this obviously trying to get me and Tang Yimeng drunk?!”

As he spoke, Pang Xiyuan suddenly raised his voice.

(End of this chapter)