I really don't want to be her world

Chapter 269 267. Li Bai is useless, and so is Jing Ke.
At night, Tang Yimeng sent a voice message.

"Fuck, let me tell you, there are really a lot of Shapi here in Pingchang. Didn't Dahuang and I look for a car and want to ride it? She scanned one, and then the first one was locked when I scanned it, and the second one was locked. I don’t know why the QR code of the car was scratched off, and I can’t even scan it. Damn it, can’t they afford a car?”

"Hahaha, there are not only those who deliberately scratch off the QR code, but also those who lock the bicycle with their own lock, and there are also those who dismantle the seat and take it home. Anyway, there are all kinds of tricks, It’s so weird. Once I scanned the QR code to ride a bike, and it turned out that there was no problem scanning the QR code on the bike, but when I got on it, I kicked off and the pedals fell off, which was outrageous.”

Yuanshu suddenly remembered some of the low-quality behaviors of Chinese people in the past, not long after shared bicycles became popular.

“Too shameless...”

Tang Yimeng was completely speechless. This kind of person should be hit by a car when he went out.

“Is this rhubarb?”

Looking at the exaggerated video of two girls in black leather clothes and black tights riding a bicycle sent by Tang Yimeng, Yuan Shu asked.

"Yes."

Tang Yimeng confirmed.

"Why didn't you bump into her in the second video?"

Yuan Shu said with a funny smile that when he was watching the second video, Tang Yimeng might have been so absorbed in recording the video that he almost hit Dahuang who had stopped the car in front and waited for the red light.

"Almost hit it."

Tang Yi dreamed that Yuan Shu was still looking forward to crashing the car, and made a smiling expression.

"Great."

Yuanshu made a cute expression.

"You won't see your baby after the collision."

Tang Yimeng said without any fluctuation in his heart.

"Hahaha, how are your feet and legs?"

Yuan Shu couldn't help but smile and asked.

"It's not bad. I can walk around a little bit. I applied the medicine you mentioned on the blisters and it's better."

Tang Yimeng said.

"Haha, if you can't leave when you come back, I will still carry you on my back."

Seeing this, the girl also made a shy expression like a corgi.

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"It's so sad, especially when listening to this type of song, I always feel that no matter how beautiful the winter is, it will ultimately belong to severe cold. Only harshness is unique to winter."

Around 09:30, after listening to Zhou Chuanxiong's "The Secret of Winter" that Tang Yimeng sent to him, Yuan Shu couldn't help but said.

"Oh, it's not cold. The little fairy will warm your hands."

Tang Yimeng saw that Yuan Shu was still feeling sad, and then comforted him with a cute expression.

"If you say this, you won't feel cold anymore."

Yuan Shu made a cheering expression.

"By the way, fruit tea."

Tang Yimeng said suddenly.

"Don't forget, I'll bring you Tycoon fruit tea, not Huaqi fruit tea."

Yuanshu still remembered what the former told him and assured him.

"Okay."

Tang Yimeng sent an expression like two flowers blowing a kiss.

Genshu was watching the episode at the end of Shippuden where Naruto and Erzhu were fighting in the Valley of the End. When he was stuck, he accidentally took a screenshot of Naruto kicking Erzhu and the screen collapsed. He immediately sent it to Tang Yimeng, "Hey, look at this. .”

"I kicked the ground that I shouldn't have kicked."

Tang Yimeng looked at the two people in the picture and said.

"Hahaha, actually, I suddenly remembered that I was quite pure when I was a child. At that time, I thought that as long as a man and a woman slept together, they would have a child."

Yuan Shu suddenly sighed.

"Me too, I thought that as long as a man and a woman slept together, they would get pregnant. Now that I think about it, it's really revealing."

Tang Yimeng felt the same way.

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"Hahaha, a very funny thing happened just now. Daolang and Brother Yang were having a big brawl, and then Daolang was lying down and said: Give me Wang Zhaojun in this game. I can help you pretend to be B and fly you, so I will come. He said: They don't want to pretend, and then Brother Yang said in a tacit understanding: They don't want to fly either, it was very seamless, and then Daolang became silent."

After saying that, Tang Yimeng made a little Corgi laughing expression.

"It can be said that Daolang has lost all his dignity in your dormitory now."

Yuan Shu couldn't help but burst out laughing.

"Listen to this."

Tang Yimeng sent Yuanshu a song "I Can" by Cai Minyou.

"It sounds nice. This is beautiful."

After saying that, Yuan Shu made an expression like a little corgi shaking his legs.

"Your legs will get shorter if you shake them again."

Tang Yimeng said.

"The legs are not as short as yours, and they are too broken."

Yuan Shu teased.

"Compared with one, it might be the same length."

Seeing the young man starting to cause trouble, Tang Yimeng also said cooperatively.

"I won't buy fruit tea, and there will be no transportation. I have to study hard and read. Then you can come back by yourself. When you come back, you can bring me a meal. It can be lunch or dinner, as long as it is hot, and then You can go and do whatever you have to do.”

Yuan Shu arranged.

"Is the hot meal so hot that it burns your mouth when you take one bite? Or is it so hot that it doesn't get cold again all day long?"

Seeing this, Yuan Shu smiled and said, "Let's go. I may have met a fake Mo Bao. I'm going to call the police. You'd better not get close to me. I'm afraid of being burned to death."

"In this case, I can only silently show my hands."

Tang Yimeng said.

"Then I'll pout, raise my eyebrows, and look like I dislike you."

Yuan Shu followed the path.

"Turn your mouth down to your feet and raise your eyebrows to the sky. You are awesome. Do you want to give you a round of applause?"

Tang Yimeng thought about Yuan Shu's appearance in her mind, and couldn't help but laugh out loud.

"Can you please stop chatting with me? I'm really, really good at chatting with girls. I've been holding back."

Yuanshu sent a smiling expression again.

"You've been very grumpy and arrogant recently. You may need Da Qiao to give you some relief."

Tang Yimeng's implication is that her Da Qiao is going to play Yuan Shu's Li Bai.

"I need Xiao Daji's comfort, spiritually."

Yuan Shu ignored the extra meaning of Tang Yimeng's words and said something else.

"Xiao Qiao will blow the air on you to cool off. Daji has a rest today."

Tang Yimeng continued to distract Yuan Shu.

"Then grab me from the bed. If you dare to take a vacation, why don't you just sleep in the sky?"

Yuan Shu sent out a smile expression three times, and when Tang Yimeng sent out a cute bunny expression, the young man suddenly started singing, "Little Momo, white and white, two ears stand up, shoot the shit out of it, laugh. , it’s so cute to be motionless.”

After saying that, Yuan Shu directly sent a cute expression of cute rabbit lying on the ground as a response. Tang Yi dreamed that Yuan Shu was crying and said bluntly: "You are sick and need to be hospitalized."

"Oh."

After saying that, Yuan Shu posted an emoji of a cute rabbit drawing circles, and then posted a video of a person lying on the ground in vain, "It doesn't like you and doesn't want to say hello to you."

"Dabaibai probably didn't want to look up because you were recording him."

Tang Yimeng continued to make trouble.

"Put your head out and let me hit you."

As he spoke, Yuan Shu made a grassy dumpling expression.

"spread."

Tang Yimeng expressed his kindness.

"No."

Yuanshu refused.

"Oh, by the way, when will Jing Ke change it? I saw in the assistant's announcement that Jing Ke will be redone. This disgusting hero can finally disappear."

Tang Yimeng asked.

"We have to change it together with Li Bai. Li Bai will continue to cut it. It is probably an epic level weakening. I just don't know where to cut it. It may be the invincibility of the second skill or the invincibility of the ultimate move... Anyway, if Li Bai is not invincible , I won’t play anymore.”

Yuan Shu sighed and said, Li Bai relies on his invincibility to show off his ability to kill all kinds of enemies. He saw that some people reliably guessed that Li Bai would use the invincibility frame, and he immediately became a little uneasy.

"Oh, if Li Bai can't play, then he can play with other things, but in my heart, your little Bai Bai is still the most powerful."

Tang Yimeng sent a hugging expression and comforted her.

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"I just saw an official leak of weakening news. It seems that Li Bai is going to do some damage with his ultimate move."

More than an hour later, Yuan Shu said in a very depressed mood.

"Isn't that great? Now that you are invincible, you can still rely on your invincibility to dodge the opponent's control and damage."

Seeing this, Tang Yimeng also breathed a sigh of relief.

"No, anyway, I'm going to seal Li Bai. If the damage from the ultimate move is reduced, I won't be able to play anymore. There's no harm at all."

Yuan Shu shook his head, feeling very depressed.

"How did you cut it?"

Tang Yimeng had no idea what serious impact the damage from Li Bai's ultimate move would have, so he asked.

"In the future, whenever Li Bai kills more than one person, the damage of Li Bai's ultimate skill will be automatically reduced by 15%, up to 70% of the original damage, which is equivalent to the damage of a large piece of damage. Moreover, Li Bai's first skill and three skills were previously killed. One-third of the displacement distance, although it reduces the back swing of the first skill, is of no use. The distance is shorter, and the starting hand is shorter. Not to mention other things, I have not experienced those modified versions."

Yuan Shu said very depressed.

"That means that the more people you kill, the lower the damage, right?"

Tang Yimeng asked uncertainly.

"Yes, Li Bai will be suitable for one-on-one duels in the future, because the damage caused by duels remains unchanged, but when fighting in small group battles with two or three people, or in large group battles with four or five people, Li Bai's ultimate move will only be 70% damage. If you think about it, if Li Bai's ultimate move is about 600 after the six-piece set is released, five slashes will be more than 3000. If it is reduced to 70%, it means that he can only deal about 2100 damage. It is very likely that Just because I didn’t punish him or the opponent didn’t fully step on the sword circle, he just ran away.”

Yuan Shu was somewhat discouraged.

"So from now on you can only fight one-on-one as much as possible."

Tang Yimeng nodded. She could completely understand the embarrassment of being able to kill someone with only a few hundred damage but having to watch them run away.

"Yes, when playing 1v1, killing one person will not weaken the damage. Killing two or more will weaken it."

Yuanshu said.

"Okay, I'll send you support."

Tang Yimeng saw that he had made a typo and sent it again, "Hit."

"You can still kill people."

Seeing that the girl was very considerate, Yuan Shu sent a hey expression, and then sent a wild cute expression like a bird turning into a flower, "Mo Bao, I'm so touched, huh."

"I still like to see you use Li Bai. The damage is low and I can give you support. People let you kill, right?"

Tang Yimeng has been playing King of Kings for a while. After watching so many of Li Bai's operations, she still thinks that Yuan Shu is the most powerful. She really doesn't mean to be partial here, and the other Li Bai's games are indeed impressive. It's worth mentioning, but compared to Yuan Shu, it is still more or less eclipsed. In front of young people, these passers-by who play Li Bai are not that outstanding.

"Why are you so good."

Seeing Tang Yimeng being so gentle, Yuan Shu felt relieved a lot and said movedly.

"whee."

Tang Yimeng made a shy expression like a cute rabbit.

evening.

"Go to bed early, Mo Bao. I'll wake you up tomorrow."

Yuan Shu yawned and looked at the time, which was almost 11:30, and said.

"Okay."

After that, Tang Yimeng sent Yuan Shu a photo of Flurry sleeping on his blue-purple pillow. In the photo, Fluffy's four paws were all stretched under the pillow, curling up in such a cute way that it made her laugh. Yuanshu's heart melted after seeing it.

"You're so cute, I love you so much. I just love the feeling of her being so close to you on your bed. It's so warm."

"So cute haha."

Tang Yimeng nodded repeatedly.

"By the way, Ear, you can wake me up the day after tomorrow. My mom has set an alarm for tomorrow."

After saying that, the girl made a cute expression.

"Oops."

Seeing this, Yuan Shu also sent the same emoticon, and then sent a screenshot of the alarm clock, "I have set several alarm clocks for you. I can call you whenever you wake up."

Seeing that Yuan Shu had set alarms for 05:30, 06:30, 45:07, 30:[-], [-]:[-] and [-]:[-] in the picture, Tang Yimeng smiled softly and said, "Okay."

After saying that, she made a shy face-palming expression while peeling potatoes, "Then I won't scream tomorrow, but there is still the day after tomorrow, and there is plenty of time, right?"

"Always call you."

At this time, Yuan Shu made an expression like a cute rabbit blowing a kiss.

"Hahaha, put me to bed first, good night, Sugar Ear."

As soon as Tang Yimeng finished typing, she realized that she had made a typo. Before she could correct it, Yuan Shu said, "I'll put you to sleep first..."

Although Yuan Shu knew that Tang Yimeng must have made a typo, when he thought of her... the young man couldn't help but swallowed his saliva. He didn't dare to think about such a thing, and it immediately came to his mind. I suppressed my non-non thoughts forcibly, don’t think too much...

"no···"

Tang Yimeng made a speechless expression, and Yuan Shu responded with a face-palming expression.

"It's embarrassing."

Tang Yimeng said again.

"I don't see anything."

Yuan Shu said quickly.

"As long as you understand what it actually means."

Tang Yimeng felt that Yuan Shu would not cause trouble in such a matter.

"Hahaha, I don't understand. Good night, little devil."

Yuan Shu said the opposite decisively.

"I was actually yawning just now without reading the words. Good night, Sugar Ears."

Tang Yimeng made an expression like a corgi sleeping under a quilt.

"Good guy, do you think your sweet ears are cool?"

Seeing that Tang Yimeng had given himself a new nickname, Yuan Shu couldn't laugh or cry.

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In the morning, Tang Yimeng sent a screenshot to Yuan Shu.

After reading the screenshot, Yuan Shu smiled and said: "This is not bad. I remember when "Warcraft" was released, a man was beaten violently after calling Demacia at the door. That was the most united alliance and Horde players. One time, the policeman who called the police had four of his friends killed and only his own was left, so he was probably invited to tea."

"Hahaha, no, when I first saw four people being killed, I thought something was really going on. But it turned out that I was so scared when I was squatting in the grass near the big dragon. I laughed to death."

Tang Yimeng made an expression like a cute rabbit laughing.

"Hey, the season has been updated. I'm in Gold 2 now."

Yuanshu withdrew from the king and said.

"What kind of Donghuang Taiyi will be released in this update? I don't know if it's powerful or not. I'm going to redo it."

Tang Yimeng sent a screenshot of the updated content of the King app and said.

"I heard that Donghuang's flesh is disgusting, but I don't know how it compares with Arthur, Xiang Yu, Xiahou Dun and others. The old master is just a waste now. If he redoes it, it will probably be like that. No one will use it. The single-belt flow has Cheng Yaojin. Although Liu Bang is not very powerful, the threat of Liu Bang's four-one point push is very strong."

Yuan Shu nodded.

“This season’s skin is Yu Ji, but it’s a pity that I don’t play it.”

Tang Yimeng looked at Yu Ji's Celtic Queen skin and said.

"Hahaha, I'm just talking like you are playing with Sun Bin and Bian Que."

Yuanshu joked.

"I can play Bian Que, and so can Sun Bin, but Sun Bin is too weak, and Bian Que is okay."

Tang Yimeng said.

"It's a pity that I got into the trap too late, otherwise I would not only have the skins of the Fairy King and the Alchemy King, but also Arthur's Lion-Hearted King and Zhuang Zhou's Mirage King."

Yuanshu said regretfully that he was afraid that he would not be able to get these two handsome skins until the game was closed.

"Yes, I really want that golden skin of Big Fish, it's so handsome!"

Tang Yimeng also said regretfully that she entered the pit later, and she didn't even have the skin of the goblin king Sun Bin.

"But I can't play for the next two days."

Thinking of something even more regrettable, Tang Yimeng said.

"What?"

Seeing that Tang Yimeng could no longer play, Yuan Shu asked.

"No update, the school network is so slow that I can't even connect..."

Tang Yimeng said.

"Huh, I thought you didn't want to play with me anymore."

Yuan Shu breathed a sigh of relief, he thought something was wrong.

"How could it be? Even though I sometimes get very emotional, what I like most is playing games with you."

Tang Yimeng's motivation for playing this game now is Yuan Shu. If Yuan Shu stops playing, then she really doesn't want to play anymore.

"Ah, Luo Xiaohei finally updated the latest episode."

At eight o'clock, Tang Yimeng took a photo of Yuan Shu, which has already been updated on iQiyi.

"Okay, okay, how many episodes has it been updated to?"

With Tang Yimeng's guidance, Yuan Shu also read all of Luo Xiaohei's War Records in one go. Naturally, he was waiting every day for this lifetime series to be updated soon.

"24."

Looking at the two numbers on the screen, Yuan Shu's mouth twitched slightly. It's been so long since they've been together for so long, so they just updated one episode, right? The young man remembered Luo Xiaohei's last update... it was the last time, It’s really going to be bad for half a year, right?

"Hey, I just tried the game. Donghuang Taiyi is very fleshy, a fleshy mage, very suitable for girls."

Yuan Shu recommended to Tang Yimeng that this Donghuang Taiyi is different from the previous tank front row. This is a very disgusting front row. As long as you keep bumping into the crowd with one skill, it will basically keep recovering blood. Stop blood-sucking to consume the existence on the opposite side, the forced grab of the ultimate move is the same as Zhang Liang's hard control, and the second skill can deal damage and speed up, which is really awesome.

Facing Yuan Shu's praise of Donghuang, Tang Yimeng didn't pay much attention. At this time, she finished watching the latest episode of Luo Xiaohei, and immediately started to review from the first episode, and then continued to send Yuan Shu a few messages. In a short video of just seconds, the two people were chatting like they were talking about their own things, and no one was in the same world.

"Damn it, Mo Bao, my Li Bai winning rate actually dropped from 60.3% to 55%?!"

After sending a screenshot to Tang Yimeng, Yuan Shu was no longer calm. What's going on? When the S7 season is updated, how come the hero's winning rate is also updated? Tianmei explodes, right?
Once again, she sent Yuan Shu a short video of Shan Xin and Luo Xiaobai watching Luo Xiaohei, and Tang Yimeng sent three consecutive bewildered expressions.

"Oh... the winning rate in the future is based on the standard number of games and the hero winning rate. Only the standard mode is counted, that is, the 3v3 of Changping offensive and defensive battles. In other modes, winning and losing will not increase the winning rate. There are only five-on-five matches. And ranking and team competition winning rate.”

Yuan Shu looked at the line of small white characters next to the detailed data at the bottom of the common hero's win rate, and suddenly said.

"Doesn't that mean... no one will pay attention to playing three-on-three or other modes in the future?"

Tang Yimeng said.

"That's right. Changping's offensive and defensive battles were originally difficult to play, and now they are even more unplayable. Improving the winning rate is nonsense."

Yuan Shu spread his hands, Tianmei is really good, okay, she is really good at playing.

"Hey, I just realized that what Luo Xiaohei was bumping was not the ball, but his tail."

Tang Yimeng suddenly realized this when she sent Yuan Shu a video of Luo Xiaohei having sex.

"Okay, that boring expression doesn't look like a ball to me, it looks more like it has something to do with Luo Xiaohei."

Yuan Shu nodded.

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"I also looked at my game winning rate, and it was even more outrageous..."

After a while, Tang Yimeng sent a screenshot. In it, his Xiao Qiao winning rate was only 45.2%, 136 games in total, 42 games in standard mode. The Changping offensive and defensive winning rate that he had previously brushed was all gone...
"Xiao Qiao's winning rate suddenly dropped..."

Seeing that Tang Yimeng and Xiao Qiao's winning rate was so low, Yuan Shu couldn't help but cover his face.

"Yeah, only Daji can watch it now, 71 games in total, 20 standard games, winning rate 65%; Da Qiao has 52 games in total, 36 standard games, winning rate 58.3%; Li Bai, you called me back, now it's 21 The total number of games, 10 standard, 50% winning rate, but these games are too few, and it will fall quickly if you lose."

Tang Yimeng couldn't help but shook his head in the end. What's the use of a high winning rate? Anyway, you will still lose a lot if you lose in the end. This is how Xiao Qiao dropped to 45%.

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"I just took a hit, and Li Bai was used on the other side. What kind of bullshit damage, he couldn't even kill my mage. I still have one-third of my health, and he couldn't kill me. However, Li Bai's invincibility mechanism has not changed. You can still return to the starting point without taking any damage, but this ultimate move is useless, really useless."

Yuan Shu sighed heavily, still thinking about playing Li Bai in the future, but now it seems that he really has to stop writing.

"I also used Jing Ke just now, but it wasn't very easy to use anymore. It's not as easy as before. The thrust distance is so short, and it has to go around before it does any damage. The most important thing is the uncontrollable thrust and turn of the ultimate move..." "

Tang Yimeng felt that Jing Ke was also useless.

"Jing Ke was still easy to use at the beginning, but now it has been basically redone. It is completely different from before. You can play Taiyi. Taiyi is very meaty and easy to operate. Even if you are not afraid of death, you will die too easily. "

Yuan Shu nodded. Jing Ke was basically useless now, but he didn't care about it because he himself was not the main player of Jing Ke.

"It's okay if I try."

Tang Yimeng also thinks Donghuang is quite powerful.

(End of this chapter)