I really don't want to be her world

Chapter 49 49. The following title of the belt is a bit inappropriate for children.

After returning to the dormitory, Yuan Shu was really relieved. At this time, there should be no more accidents where the instructor would have to train them. After washing, Yuan Shu sat on the bed and took off his long-sleeved shirt. He took out his mobile phone from his pocket and saw that it still had 96% of the battery. The young man was secretly happy. It seemed that he didn't need to charge it tonight!

Apple's battery life has always been the most criticized thing, but what you need to know is that in this era, the 5S model actually does not consume that much power. The main reason is that the system level is not as high as it would be a few years ago, and the software used varies. It doesn't take up much memory to play games or anything else. Basically, a fully charged phone can last a day without a power bank.

Yuan Shu, for example, charged it up last night and only lost 4% of the battery in a day. This is much better than the X he used later. This mobile phone is really the best among all the mobile phones used by young people. It’s the one with the worst battery life experience. If it weren’t for the new facial recognition technology and new styling, he would really choose to buy the 7 or 8p.

Seeing that there were three or four bars of signal, Yuan Shu opened Dota Legend. He didn't expect that his signal was so strong in the suburbs. There would definitely be no problem playing games with this signal. There might be some lag when making calls, except in the suburbs. The biggest reason may still be attributed to your own operator.

After arriving at the base, both teachers and instructors warned that mobile phones should not be taken out. In theory, mobile phones are not allowed to be used during these fourteen days. Unless it is a special and important situation, the instructor will confiscate the mobile phone and hand it over to the teacher. It cannot be returned until the military training is over.

For a person like Yuan Shu who loves his mobile phone as much as his life and cannot live without it, how can he safely hand over his mobile phone to others?Not even teachers or instructors. Who is responsible if it is lost?
Since everyone's luggage is stored together in a small, narrow dormitory, if Yuan Shu puts his mobile phone in a military bag, it will definitely be very troublesome to take it out for play.

So he simply put the phone in the pocket of his coat. As long as he didn't tear the pocket desperately, there was no way the phone would fly out no matter how hard his body shook.

Here I have to mention the advantages of this semi-finished camouflage uniform that does not even have its pockets fully opened. Moreover, it is quite suitable to put a 5S in this kind of pocket. From the outside, you cannot see the outline of the mobile phone at all, and it is completely useless to run and jump. Show.

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While playing the game, Yuan Shu could vaguely hear the sound of tearing open snack packages and opening stale drink bottles. After a while, the spicy smell of shredded mushrooms and crispy noodles mixed with the stinky smell of sweaty feet. It floated over faintly, the young man frowned slightly, and then turned slightly sideways. After feeling that the smell was a little lighter, he dared to take a big breath.

At this time, Chen Han, who was only wearing underwear, crossed his legs, drank a long gulp of Coke and burped. He shook the Coke bottle casually and said with a smile: "Hey, have you noticed? I think we The names of the people in the dormitory are quite funny.”

As soon as he opened his mouth, Yao Jing from the upper bunk drooped one foot and asked, "Why are you so funny?"

"No...there's a medicine crystal inside. Can you put your feet on it and let it dangle like this..."

Chen Han watched the big black shadow in front of him move back and forth to block the lights on the ceiling, and ducked out of the way.

"I've washed my feet. If you don't believe it, it doesn't stink at all!"

After saying that, Yao Jing sat down on the edge of the bed, stretched out her right leg and shook it greatly.

"I didn't say your feet stinky, I meant you were wandering around and hitting people!"

Chen Han directly stretched out his hand to block Yao Jing's slender white legs, sat up and stood in the middle of the cement floor, and explained.

"Hurry up, tell me quickly, why are you so funny?"

Xu Da asked with one foot on the bed board and one foot on the slipper on the floor.

"Look, first of all, it's Yuanshu. His surname is very rare."

Chen Han stretched out his hand. The young man who was playing the game heard someone calling him, turned around and sat up, "What's wrong with me?"

"We were talking about names."

Chen Han looked at the young man and smiled.

"Oh, my last name is rather special."

Yuan Shu continued to play the game and said nonchalantly.

"Yes, not only is the surname special, but the name is even more special haha."

Chen Han couldn't help but laugh.

"Which yuan are you?"

Xu Da grabbed a handful of fish, put it into his mouth, crunched it, and asked.

“He is the Yuan of New Year’s Day.”

Chen Han spoke out before the young man.

"That's quite rare. I thought it was Yuan Datou's Yuan."

Zuo Tianlong crossed his legs and shook them slightly as he said.

"Also, look at Yaojing, his surname is even rarer. There is no similar surname at all, and I have never heard of it. By the way, yao, which yao are you?"

Chen Han pointed at Yao Jing and asked.

"Chinese medicine medicine."

The medicine crystal is neither salty nor bland.

"If it's more strange than my surname, my surname is also rare. I come from Qiu Shen in the hills. If you want to trace it back, it can be traced back to the time of Jiang Ziya."

Qiu Dazhuang said.

"Then I'm older than you. My Zuo surname can be traced back to the time of the Yellow Emperor."

Zuo Tianlong also followed suit.

"My water, too, can be traced back to the time of the Yellow Emperor."

Shui Chen said calmly.

"Everyone's surnames are pretty awesome, so don't compare them back and forth. We meet each other by fate. I don't have any other advantages. I just like to make friends, and I especially like to call my friends brothers. I also have a special affection for brothers. The way I call myself is to add 子 to the last word, something like that.”

Chen Han stretched out his hands and pressed them lightly, then smiled heartily.

"Chief, do you know Jue Juezi?"

Hearing this, Yuan Shu suddenly stopped playing the game in his hands, lowered his eyes, and asked.

"What is Jue Juezi?"

Chen Han heard this and asked with some confusion.

"Oh, that's okay, you continue."

Yuan Shu saw that he didn't know what Jue Juezi was, so he waved his hand nonchalantly.

"Juezi, this is not a nice name. Let me tell you about the names of our dormitories, such as Yuan Shu, ah, Shuzi! It sounds nice, right?"

Chen Han shook his head first, then pointed his hand at Yuan Shu again, and read seriously.

"Uncle Shu, Chen Han, do you want to recognize Yuan Shu as your brother-in-law?"

Dai Renjun read it twice, and then couldn't help laughing.

"Stop making trouble, brother-in-law, please be more serious, okay?"

Chen Han saw that Dai Renjun was naughty and signaled him not to make trouble.

"I think Lao Dai is right. Adding Zi to our names does change the meaning. You are like Xu Da, right, Da Zi, um... This is more normal, like Tianlong, add Zi, He immediately became deaf!”

Raising a finger, Qiu Dazhuang analyzed it carefully. When he looked at Zuo Tianlong, he clapped his hands and showed an extremely unkind smile.

"I'm deaf, it's alright, look at who is here, Shui Chen's name is Jia Zi, and he has directly become a courtier, that is, there is no yellow in our dormitory, otherwise the two of them will have to bow and bow to the other."

Zuo Tianlong said nonchalantly, and then joked about Shui Chen.

"My name, Jiazi, is pretty good too, man."

Seeing that everyone was chatting happily, Chen Han patted his chest and said.

"My name is nothing to laugh at."

Shan Chenlin looked at the people next to him and said.

"Indeed, Linzi..."

Qiu Dazhuang thought about it carefully, but he couldn't seem to find a homophonic word.

"Hahaha--"

Hearing Shan Chenlin's laughter, Yuan Shu raised his head. Why does this eldest brother laugh so stupidly and get stuck?
"Hey, where did Yunhua go? His name is fine, he just became Huazi."

Chen Han saw that there was no figure of Zhu Yunhua on the lower bunk bed next to him, and he said jokingly.

"I don't know. I didn't see him when I was buying snacks. He probably went to wash up, right?"

Gu Yue leaned against the wall with his legs resting on the iron ladder and the railing of the bed, and said casually.

"Huazi, which Huazi?"

At this time, Yao Jing asked.

"Hua Yan, don't you know?"

Yuan Shu looked at Yaojing, didn't he think of such an easy name?

"Hua Yan? Isn't Hua Yan just called Hua Yan? Why is it called Hua Zi?"

Yao Jing didn't know why the young man bothered with this.

"Forehead···"

Yuan Shu was stunned. People of this era seemed not to know that Huayan was directly called Huazi in a down-to-earth manner. Of course, Hua brand toothpaste was not called Huazi. The only thing that had changed was Huayan. Just smoke.

"Yes, Huayan is Huayan, Yuan Shu. The Huazi I'm talking about is the Huazi in that TV series. He also has a good buddy from the TV series called Zhutou."

Chen Han frowned, trying his best to recall the TV series that was on his lips but couldn't name it, and said.

"Oh, that Hua Zi."

The young man immediately knew which TV series it was, and then locked the phone, he said with a smile: "There is nothing to laugh at, and the name of the next tape is not suitable for children."

Yuan Shu tried not to laugh and said: "For example, Yao Jing's and Gu Yue's, right? You can taste them carefully."

After Yuan Shu finished speaking, everyone burst into laughter uncontrollably. Gu Yue even burst into tears and dropped his glasses. Everyone said that the name Chen Han was really good. One word, absolutely.

Yao Jing, who was being persecuted, was also amused by everyone's funny atmosphere, but when he looked at Yuan Shu, he flew his military cap over and said in a threatening tone: "Who are you talking about? Do you believe it?"

"Hey, it's so lively, what are you doing?"

Zhu Yunhua walked in from the outside, saw everyone burst into laughter, and then laughed too, and asked curiously.

"Chen Han said that he likes to call others by whatever they want, so we called everyone by their names, and when we got to Gu Yue and Yao Jing..."

Before he finished speaking, Xu Da couldn't help laughing again, the magic of the laughter made Yuan Shu and the others couldn't help laughing, some even laughed so hard that their stomachs hurt.

"Hahaha, it's really amazing!"

Zhu Yunhua regained his composure, and then burst out laughing, and then he stood on the cement floor and looked at the crowd, and announced: "Everyone, stop laughing, stop, stop, stop, and tell everyone something Ah, as for me... I may have to withdraw from this military training."

Just when Zhu Yunhua finished speaking, everyone's laughter also dissipated little by little. Chen Han first asked with concern: "What's wrong, are you fired?"

"what's up?"

Xu Da and others also looked at Zhu Yunhua and couldn't help but ask.

(End of this chapter)