A different life with a system reborn

Chapter 100: There is a reason for the weird rules (update 2 added)

Yang Guang lit the cigarette, took a deep breath, and continued: "It was Sunday. We went to school in the afternoon and ate at the food stall next to the school in the evening. We had a roommate named Li Mingqiang. He failed to confess his love that day. , and then they forced us to drink.

We were in the second year of high school at that time, and we didn't dare to drink too much, but that guy Xiaoqiang drank one bottle after another, and finally drank too much. When we returned to the dormitory, we were afraid that the teacher would smell the alcohol while checking the bed, so we planned to eat I ordered cantaloupe to suppress the smell of alcohol, and then strongly persuaded Xiaoqiang to eat it, thinking that it would also relieve hangover.well……"

Yang Guang's face began to distort. Zhao Dongsheng and others nearby were listening very interestingly and did not bother them. They just sat there eating melon seeds and peanuts and smoking cigarettes, waiting for him to continue.

"Small melons are grown by my family. They are ripe and picked. They are delicious. Xiaoqiang just vomited once on the way back. He was a little hungry. Kuang Kuang just ate them in one meal, four or five in one go.

After eating, he got drunk again. He took off his clothes and went to sleep on his upper bunk. We were careless and didn't think much. We all drank a little wine and fell asleep together.Hiss~hu~~"

Yang Guang's expression became even more distorted and he didn't want to continue talking, but looking at the expectant eyes of the three people, he took a deep breath of cigarette and continued:

"In the weather in May, this guy slept naked, with his arms stretched out on the quilt. He felt uncomfortable in his stomach until midnight. He had drunk too much at that time, so he didn't think much about it. He always thought it was just a fart..."

Yang Guang paused for a moment. The three friends beside him were already stunned. They quickly put down the snacks in their hands and looked at Yang Guang in shock.

"This guy just put it on the quilt and put it there all night. When he woke up in the morning, there was no one in the dormitory. There were melon seeds all over the wall, jumping everywhere. The outside of the dormitory was crowded with classmates and teachers. She looked at him with a horrified face."

"Is that thing so powerful?"

Li Di didn't believe it and asked on the side.

"One day in May, he slept naked on the quilt. He was a little cold. Then he drank beer all night and ate five or six cantaloupe. Once his stomach fermented, the power was like jumping. The room was full of cantaloupe seeds. yes."

Zhao Dongsheng was so shocked that he almost dropped his cigarette. He took two puffs of cigarette to calm down his shock, and then asked again:

"Didn't you try to wake him up?"

"Shouting, why didn't he shout? His classmate on the lower bunk was woken up first and was shocked when he saw the melon seeds on the ceiling. He quickly pushed him. The result was that this guy shouted: Xiaoxia, I Love you~bang~bang bang~~, Xiaoxia, promise me~bang bang~bang~”

Yang Guang let go as he spoke. The key points had already been mentioned anyway, so he danced and performed for everyone.

"Xiaoxia was the person he confessed to. His classmates on the lower bunk pushed him when he couldn't wake up after shouting. As a result, these few just turned over and changed from sticking their buttocks out to lying on their sides, facing the dormitory. Let’s fire, there’s no other way his classmates in the lower bunk can only wake us up and run out.”

The more Yang Guang talked, the more excited he became. He finished smoking the cigarette in his hand and gestured with his hands:

"You don't know, the whole room is full of melon seeds."

"Then what happened afterwards?" Zhang Shutian asked from the side.

"Later? Later, when I saw cantaloupe, I was in the shadows. Since then, my family has not grown cantaloupe. None of us dared to say anything about drinking alcohol, and the school didn't know. Since then, the school has regulations. : You are not allowed to sleep naked in the dormitory, and you are not allowed to eat cantaloupe. My roommate used to be nicknamed Xiaoqiang, but later he became Cantaloupe Qiang.”

"Fuck, you are not allowed to sleep naked in the dormitory, and you are not allowed to eat cantaloupe. There is an even more outrageous story behind such an outrageous rule. From now on, we are not allowed to sleep naked in the dormitory, nor are we allowed to eat cantaloupe."

Zhao Dongsheng laughed loudly, and at the same time made a rule as if joking.

"Hahahaha, melon is strong, there is nothing wrong with this rule, I agree."

Zhang Shutian also echoed.

"There's nothing wrong with the rules. Also, after drinking beer in our dormitory, let alone cantaloupe, we can't eat watermelon. I don't want the walls of the dormitory to be covered with watermelon seeds."

Li Di swallowed. He was now considering whether he would never eat cantaloupe again.

"Ha ha ha ha……"

For a time, the dormitory was filled with laughter and laughter, and the relationship between several people also became closer.

"Your high school has a rule that you can't fall in love early. Hey, let me tell you, our school has a rule that boys are not allowed to walk hand in hand."

Zhang Shutian chuckled and said a strange rule with a huge amount of information.

"Uh, our school doesn't clearly stipulate that we can't fall in love early. The teacher and principal know about my girlfriend and I."

Zhao Dongsheng patted his head. Although he didn't confess his love to Liao Yanan, he had that kind of relationship, and it was too much to think that Liao Yanan was his girlfriend.

"Huh??? You have a girlfriend."

Zhao Dongsheng's words were met with exclamations from Zhang Shutian and Li Di, but they soon no longer found it strange. Zhao Dongsheng was tall, well-spoken, and had good academic performance. It was not surprising that he had a girlfriend.

"Wait, why don't you find it strange that you also have a girlfriend?"

The two of them shouted at the same time and looked at Yang Guang at the same time.

"Haha, no, I don't have a girlfriend."

"Huh~ That's good," the two said in unison again.

"But I found both of my ex-girlfriends while studying."

Yang Guang smiled and scratched his head.

"Ex-girlfriend?" "Two?"

Zhang Shutian and Li Di looked at Yang Guang carefully with a look of hell, not knowing where they lost?

"Haha, that's right. Our school doesn't explicitly stipulate that it's not just puppy love, but if you are caught, you will still call your parents. But isn't this kind of thing very common? Just talk about it secretly."

Yang Guang smiled and said, again, there is no fool who can get into Peking University. He is already precocious, so he doesn't mind beating up his two roommates.

Zhang Shutian and Li Di looked at each other, not knowing how to refute for a moment.

"It's normal. Yang Guang is not bad looking, he's just a little darker. Plus he's sunny and cheerful. He's been a tour guide and speaks well. It's normal for him to be liked by women."

Zhao Dongsheng helped them point out where they lost. Only someone like him could understand that being able to make women happy is the greatest skill.

Girls in their teens don’t care about money or things. Yang Guang’s smile makes people friendly, and his black color can give people a sense of security. He also looks good and gives people a feeling of loyalty and honesty. In addition, he can Talking can make people happy. If such a person has a thicker skin, it will be easy to find a girlfriend.

"Well, it's obvious that Yang Guang seems to be honest and honest, and he should also be shameless." Zhao Dongsheng said silently in his heart.

"It makes sense. So Brother Dong, where is your girlfriend? What does she look like? Come out for a meal and see if you have any roommates then."

Zhang Shutian quickly said, Zhao Dongsheng obviously has good taste. If her girlfriend has a beautiful roommate or best friend, then his happiness will come.

"Don't think about it, my girlfriend is in Fudan, and she has beautiful roommates, but it's a pity that it's too far away."

Zhao Dongsheng understood what he was thinking, so he beat him to death with a stick.

"Oh, that's it, forget it, Lao Zhao."

Zhang Shutian immediately lost interest.

Zhao Dongsheng was a little speechless. This guy called Dong Ge when he had something to do, and Lao Zhao when he had nothing to do. He had the same character as Zhu Weisheng.

(End of this chapter)