The sixth man of Conan's police academy
Chapter 496: It’s 0 cards without saying anything
Chapter 496 I didn’t say it was zero card
"Yahoo, please help me search for the meaning of first base related to love."
Haibara Ai never expected that Sasashima Ritsu was so open-minded. She directly covered her eyes with the blindfold and lay back down again, silently thinking that her cousin could not be saved.
Under Ritsu Sasashima's question, a mechanical female voice instantly came from the car stereo, and said word for word in a standard Kanto accent: "The answer has been found. The first base in the love term means holding hands with a cross, and The meanings of second base, third base and home base have been searched here, do you need an answer?”
"Well, tell me."
"In love terms, second base means hugging and kissing, and third base means touching each other..."
Hearing this, Ritsu Sasashima instantly became alert. He immediately reached out and pressed the close button to stop the mechanical female voice from continuing.Even if the lights in the car are dim, the ears can visibly turn red.
While Hui Yuan Ai closed her eyes and rested her mind, she did not forget to joke: "Ah~ I didn't expect that I could be so innocent at the age of 26. Don't you want to know what home plate means?"
"I'm so sorry, I really know what home plate means." Ritsu Sasashima's mouth twitched slightly. He didn't know this clearly, but he was very knowledgeable and pretended not to understand.
"Really? Then tell me what you mean by looking." Haiyuan Ai, who took off his blindfold, noticed the red ears and felt vaguely interesting in his heart. Teasing him would really give him an inexplicable sense of accomplishment.
Ritsu Sasashima wondered if his cousin was secretly colluding with Bellmode. Could it be that the conflict between the two of them was not because of APTX4869, but because neither of them gave up after competing for their bad tastes, leading to them turning against each other?
He glared at half-moon eyes and retorted: "Shiho, you make it seem like you know a lot about this. Aren't you a novice in love and have never been in love before?"
"I'm just a junior high school student. Isn't it normal for me to have never experienced love?" Haiyuan Ai shrugged his shoulders, which meant: It's unusual for you to be so old and not have been in love before.
"You don't really feel like you're a primary school student after taking the medicine, do you?"
Ritsu Sasashima narrowed his eyes and said very straight: "You live in a junior high school student, right? You will be an adult in two years, so you don't have to pretend to be young and take your current appearance seriously..."
Why is there a confusing pause at the end?
Because when Haibara Ai heard the first half of the sentence, she stretched out her small hand and wiped it from Sasashima Ritsu's waist. She skillfully pulled out the pistol from the holster and aimed at her cousin who was driving and making a straight man declaration.
Ritsu Sasashima coughed twice in embarrassment and said, "Ahem, what, I just made a slip of the tongue... I'm an old man, okay? If you have something to say, I'm still driving the car."
Haibara Ai curled her lips to show that she was too lazy to talk to you. She stuffed the gun back into the holster and asked, "Kudou came to me two days ago and said he wanted to participate in the Tedan High School School Festival."
Sasashima Ritsu couldn't help but frown when he heard this. You must know that Bellmod's goal is the school festival. If he becomes Kudo at that time, he will just tell her the answer.
However... there is no harm in telling her that Kudo Shinichi is Edogawa Conan.
Who let the person standing on the same line as that person now be himself?
"Okay, give him the antidote."
"Are you crazy?"
Haibara Ai couldn't understand why Sasashima Ritsu would agree to this matter. You know that now that you have successfully dispelled Mao Lilan's suspicion, there is no need to continue to take this risk.
"Don't you know that the first thing this guy does when he gets the antidote is..." Haiyuan Ai paused. Mao Lilan's appearance appeared in her mind, and she sighed: "I don't want to disappoint her. Being emotional is... It will shorten the efficacy of the medicine. Disappearing after the confession is too cruel for her."
"You are really gentle. You obviously like Miss Mori but you pretend to be cold. You still like to talk twice and mean things as before." Ritsu Sasashima almost blurted out the words "tsundere", but he knew that it would be easy to say it out loud. I was threatened with a pistol again, so I changed my story.
"So even so, do you still plan to give him the antidote?" Hui Yuan Ai asked.
"Here, letting someone take the initiative to know his identity is also part of my plan." Ritsu Sasashima raised his lips slightly, and he said easily: "An Xin, whether it is you or him, I will protect you well. , I will never let anything happen to you before I die."
"Don't always talk about death. You are already very unlucky."
"Ahem, the poor public security in Tokyo has nothing to do with me."
Ritsu Sasashima did not return directly to the apartment, but went to an izakaya near his home.He opened the car door and reached out to poke Haibara Ai, who was wearing a blindfold and wondering if she was asleep, and asked aloud: "Shiho, are you asleep? Do you want to come with me to have something to eat?"
"...I didn't fall asleep." After Hui Yuan Ai took off his blindfold and put it away, he smiled and said, "You are quite considerate and didn't ask your sister to make you a midnight snack."
"She has been quite busy at work recently. Tedan Elementary School is holding a painting exhibition. As an art teacher, she naturally has to guide many students in painting." Ritsu Sasashima paused for a moment before realizing that Haibara was in class at school. Naturally, I know about this.
"But it wouldn't be nice if you brought me to an izakaya, right?" Haihara Ai stared. He could smell the strong smell of alcohol just by standing at the door before he went in. It seemed like there were a lot of people drinking inside.
"If you want to eat a late-night convenience store, you can turn right."
"Forget it, the food in the convenience store is not as healthy as the freshly cooked food in the izakaya. Eating unhealthy food will make you gain weight." Haibara Ai is very self-disciplined about her weight, and even silently calculated how many calories she had consumed today. , decided to order after making sure there was no problem.
"Don't you know there is a popular saying nowadays?"
"what?"
"I didn't say it was zero card."
Hui Yuan Ai rolled her eyes and complained: "Isn't this a way to deceive yourself and others? Keep a good weight for good health."
Ritsu Sasashima clasped his hands and silently felt sorry for Dr. Agasa, but...the doctor's figure was indeed too slim, otherwise it would affect his health.
After finding a seat near the corner and sitting down, Sasashima Ritsu looked through the menu and said, "Please order some fried udon, thank you."
“Salt yakitori and grilled okra.”
"Is that all you eat?"
Haibara Ai calmly picked up the tea and took a sip, and said with a smile: "Do you think of me as Motoda Kojima? I never have a good appetite at night, and that's enough."
When Ritsu Sasashima heard the name, he thought of eel rice, and then thought of how he had eaten eel rice for five people by himself. It was so terrifying... I was a little curious whether Genta's appetite would be the same as that of a sumo wrestler when he becomes an adult. .
He held his chin and thought of Moto Kojima trying to "bribe" himself with the money he had saved to eat eel rice to save Conan. He couldn't help but look at Haibara Ai and asked, "I wanted to ask you earlier if you planned to accompany them. grow up together?"
Hui Yuan Ai couldn't help but be stunned when he heard this. After being silent for a long time, he slowly said: "Well, because someone is destined to leave, it would be better for me to stay with him."
"Are you still duplicity at this time? You obviously want to make up for your childhood, don't you?"
"... long-winded."
"It's really not cute."
"I want you to take care of it!"
“Hiss—why do you bite people?!”
"Deserving it."
(End of this chapter)
"Yahoo, please help me search for the meaning of first base related to love."
Haibara Ai never expected that Sasashima Ritsu was so open-minded. She directly covered her eyes with the blindfold and lay back down again, silently thinking that her cousin could not be saved.
Under Ritsu Sasashima's question, a mechanical female voice instantly came from the car stereo, and said word for word in a standard Kanto accent: "The answer has been found. The first base in the love term means holding hands with a cross, and The meanings of second base, third base and home base have been searched here, do you need an answer?”
"Well, tell me."
"In love terms, second base means hugging and kissing, and third base means touching each other..."
Hearing this, Ritsu Sasashima instantly became alert. He immediately reached out and pressed the close button to stop the mechanical female voice from continuing.Even if the lights in the car are dim, the ears can visibly turn red.
While Hui Yuan Ai closed her eyes and rested her mind, she did not forget to joke: "Ah~ I didn't expect that I could be so innocent at the age of 26. Don't you want to know what home plate means?"
"I'm so sorry, I really know what home plate means." Ritsu Sasashima's mouth twitched slightly. He didn't know this clearly, but he was very knowledgeable and pretended not to understand.
"Really? Then tell me what you mean by looking." Haiyuan Ai, who took off his blindfold, noticed the red ears and felt vaguely interesting in his heart. Teasing him would really give him an inexplicable sense of accomplishment.
Ritsu Sasashima wondered if his cousin was secretly colluding with Bellmode. Could it be that the conflict between the two of them was not because of APTX4869, but because neither of them gave up after competing for their bad tastes, leading to them turning against each other?
He glared at half-moon eyes and retorted: "Shiho, you make it seem like you know a lot about this. Aren't you a novice in love and have never been in love before?"
"I'm just a junior high school student. Isn't it normal for me to have never experienced love?" Haiyuan Ai shrugged his shoulders, which meant: It's unusual for you to be so old and not have been in love before.
"You don't really feel like you're a primary school student after taking the medicine, do you?"
Ritsu Sasashima narrowed his eyes and said very straight: "You live in a junior high school student, right? You will be an adult in two years, so you don't have to pretend to be young and take your current appearance seriously..."
Why is there a confusing pause at the end?
Because when Haibara Ai heard the first half of the sentence, she stretched out her small hand and wiped it from Sasashima Ritsu's waist. She skillfully pulled out the pistol from the holster and aimed at her cousin who was driving and making a straight man declaration.
Ritsu Sasashima coughed twice in embarrassment and said, "Ahem, what, I just made a slip of the tongue... I'm an old man, okay? If you have something to say, I'm still driving the car."
Haibara Ai curled her lips to show that she was too lazy to talk to you. She stuffed the gun back into the holster and asked, "Kudou came to me two days ago and said he wanted to participate in the Tedan High School School Festival."
Sasashima Ritsu couldn't help but frown when he heard this. You must know that Bellmod's goal is the school festival. If he becomes Kudo at that time, he will just tell her the answer.
However... there is no harm in telling her that Kudo Shinichi is Edogawa Conan.
Who let the person standing on the same line as that person now be himself?
"Okay, give him the antidote."
"Are you crazy?"
Haibara Ai couldn't understand why Sasashima Ritsu would agree to this matter. You know that now that you have successfully dispelled Mao Lilan's suspicion, there is no need to continue to take this risk.
"Don't you know that the first thing this guy does when he gets the antidote is..." Haiyuan Ai paused. Mao Lilan's appearance appeared in her mind, and she sighed: "I don't want to disappoint her. Being emotional is... It will shorten the efficacy of the medicine. Disappearing after the confession is too cruel for her."
"You are really gentle. You obviously like Miss Mori but you pretend to be cold. You still like to talk twice and mean things as before." Ritsu Sasashima almost blurted out the words "tsundere", but he knew that it would be easy to say it out loud. I was threatened with a pistol again, so I changed my story.
"So even so, do you still plan to give him the antidote?" Hui Yuan Ai asked.
"Here, letting someone take the initiative to know his identity is also part of my plan." Ritsu Sasashima raised his lips slightly, and he said easily: "An Xin, whether it is you or him, I will protect you well. , I will never let anything happen to you before I die."
"Don't always talk about death. You are already very unlucky."
"Ahem, the poor public security in Tokyo has nothing to do with me."
Ritsu Sasashima did not return directly to the apartment, but went to an izakaya near his home.He opened the car door and reached out to poke Haibara Ai, who was wearing a blindfold and wondering if she was asleep, and asked aloud: "Shiho, are you asleep? Do you want to come with me to have something to eat?"
"...I didn't fall asleep." After Hui Yuan Ai took off his blindfold and put it away, he smiled and said, "You are quite considerate and didn't ask your sister to make you a midnight snack."
"She has been quite busy at work recently. Tedan Elementary School is holding a painting exhibition. As an art teacher, she naturally has to guide many students in painting." Ritsu Sasashima paused for a moment before realizing that Haibara was in class at school. Naturally, I know about this.
"But it wouldn't be nice if you brought me to an izakaya, right?" Haihara Ai stared. He could smell the strong smell of alcohol just by standing at the door before he went in. It seemed like there were a lot of people drinking inside.
"If you want to eat a late-night convenience store, you can turn right."
"Forget it, the food in the convenience store is not as healthy as the freshly cooked food in the izakaya. Eating unhealthy food will make you gain weight." Haibara Ai is very self-disciplined about her weight, and even silently calculated how many calories she had consumed today. , decided to order after making sure there was no problem.
"Don't you know there is a popular saying nowadays?"
"what?"
"I didn't say it was zero card."
Hui Yuan Ai rolled her eyes and complained: "Isn't this a way to deceive yourself and others? Keep a good weight for good health."
Ritsu Sasashima clasped his hands and silently felt sorry for Dr. Agasa, but...the doctor's figure was indeed too slim, otherwise it would affect his health.
After finding a seat near the corner and sitting down, Sasashima Ritsu looked through the menu and said, "Please order some fried udon, thank you."
“Salt yakitori and grilled okra.”
"Is that all you eat?"
Haibara Ai calmly picked up the tea and took a sip, and said with a smile: "Do you think of me as Motoda Kojima? I never have a good appetite at night, and that's enough."
When Ritsu Sasashima heard the name, he thought of eel rice, and then thought of how he had eaten eel rice for five people by himself. It was so terrifying... I was a little curious whether Genta's appetite would be the same as that of a sumo wrestler when he becomes an adult. .
He held his chin and thought of Moto Kojima trying to "bribe" himself with the money he had saved to eat eel rice to save Conan. He couldn't help but look at Haibara Ai and asked, "I wanted to ask you earlier if you planned to accompany them. grow up together?"
Hui Yuan Ai couldn't help but be stunned when he heard this. After being silent for a long time, he slowly said: "Well, because someone is destined to leave, it would be better for me to stay with him."
"Are you still duplicity at this time? You obviously want to make up for your childhood, don't you?"
"... long-winded."
"It's really not cute."
"I want you to take care of it!"
“Hiss—why do you bite people?!”
"Deserving it."
(End of this chapter)
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