The sixth man of Conan's police academy
Chapter 663: His cooking skills are like a one-day trip to the crematorium.
Chapter 663: His cooking skills are like a day trip to the crematorium. Once you go there, you will never come back.
The image of an outstanding public security policeman from an undercover organization and an ace FBI agent kneeling down at the same time, lowering their heads and admitting their mistake, is rare to see in a century, but today it appeared in the messy Kudo house.
Even their faces were stained. It was obvious that they had been beaten up by someone, and the person who beat them was not a super villain, but just a little girl who was a little over one meter tall.
Yes, it was Haiyuan Ai with her hands on her hips and an angry look on her face. She glared coldly at the two people in front of her and asked loudly: "Who told you to mess with the kitchen? Who will clean it now? You two Who is going to cook first?!”
Upon hearing this, Ritsu Sasashima pointed his index finger at Akai Shuichi next to him very decisively. He had to take the initiative to betray his teammates at the critical moment. He even lied without blushing and said: "He was the one who suggested making potato stew first. Then he asked me to help him when he was too late!"
Akai Shuichi had an expression of disbelief on his face. He was indeed not lying in the first half, but the second half was simply a lie, right?When had he begged Xiaolu? It's not like he didn't know Xiaolu's devilish cooking skills.
It turns out that Sasashima Ritsu did not learn cooking skills in these seven years, but instead mastered the art of lying.
However, such a lie would be self-evident in front of Haibara Ai. She stared with her half-moon eyes and stretched out her hand to grab Sasashima Ritsu's ear, dissatisfied: "Do you think I will believe what you said? As long as it's a human being, He won't let you help, will he? You two have lived together in the organization before, does he know your terrible cooking skills? "
Judy couldn't help but turn her back when she saw this scene. She tried hard to suppress her desire to laugh, but she couldn't stop the inertia of her body from twitching. It was too funny. She thought Mr. Sasashima Ritsu before. He is a very deep and terrifying person, but now all the filters are broken. I really don't know whether Mr. Sasashima's cooking skills are too "splendid" or whether Miss Haibara is too powerful.
"It hurts!" Ritsu Sasashima carefully removed his hand from his ear, frowned and said aggrievedly: "Shiho, why don't you believe what my brother said? You have to know that seven years is enough to change a person. Brother Xiu will naturally feel that my chef My art has improved!"
Hui Yuan Ai pointed to the ceiling, walls and floor. She gritted her teeth and said, "He has only been separated from you for two years, but I have to say that you have grown a lot in the past two years! In the past, the food was unpalatable at best, but now it's better." You have directly evolved to the stage of destroying heaven and earth. As long as you cook a meal for them in the organization, I don’t need to be an undercover agent and I will directly declare that the mission is completed!"
Akai Shuichi couldn't help lowering his head and snickering after hearing this. This was something he had thought about before. If there was a chance for Xiao Ritsu to show off his cooking skills at the organization's annual meeting, he might be able to kill everyone with poison.
To put it bluntly, his cooking is like a day trip to the crematorium. There is no return, and the magical remarks have increased.
"Why are you laughing?!" Haihara Ai glared at Akai Shuichi, and she accused loudly: "You're not much better. At most, he only soiled the room, but look at what you did. ah?!"
Akai Hide couldn't laugh for a moment, because he was the culprit who caused the kitchen to blow up and cause the fire, so he chose to quietly be a handsome man kneeling on the ground, with kindness written on his face, and listen to the teachings.
Judy suppressed her smile and turned around. She took a deep breath to calm down and asked aloud: "Xiu, I'm very curious about how you cook. Didn't I tell you that two cups of rice should be paired with three cups?" Water? Did you add too much rice? "
"I didn't add too much. I put it in according to your instructions."
"How could it possibly explode?"
Haihara Ai looked at the large number of glass fragments on the carpet, and a super outrageous possibility vaguely emerged in his mind, but he felt that this super outrageous possibility was a fact.She frowned and asked, "You couldn't have filled the rice grains and water with a cup, and then just put them in the rice cooker, right?"
"Isn't it?" Akai Shuichi raised his head and asked.
"..."
Silence is tonight in Miwa Town. Haibara Ai and Judy were speechless for a moment. They didn't know what else they could say. The cooking skills of these two people were completely hopeless.
Haibara Ai did not choose to continue her education. She just took out a pen and paper and wrote a piece of text and pasted it directly on the unharmed refrigerator door. The black and white words on the paper clearly read: Dogs and these two people are not allowed to enter the kitchen.
Ritsu Sasashima stared at the piece of paper for a long time and couldn't help but sigh: "Shiho, your painting skills are really bad. You might as well just write our names on it. This painting is too ugly. .”
Akai Shu stretched out his hand and covered Sasashima Ritsu's mouth. He didn't want his name to appear directly on the refrigerator door, and he even treated him like a dog.Now I just hope that Xiaolu will shut up his straight mouth quickly. It is really hard for people to say good things.
After the farce ended, they still had to eat. After the four of them enjoyed Haihara Ai brand Japanese curry rice at Dr. Agasa's house, they returned to the "crime scene" to clean up. However, curry is a very overbearing thing. As long as it passes through, it will be impossible to restore its former whiteness.
Ritsu Sasashima looked at the ceiling with a solemn face. The light yellow traces left by the large amount of curry soup were really hard to describe.He turned to look at Akai Shuichi and asked aloud: "How about a [-]-[-] split and hire someone to renovate it?"
"It is impossible for the FBI to grant me such funds, so I have no money." Shuichi Akai replied calmly while smoking a cigarette.
"It's impossible to organize... huh? It's not impossible." Ritsu Sasashima took out his mobile phone and found Gin's contact information, completely ignoring the person standing beside him, and asked directly after the other party connected: "Gin Jiu, are you free to go to the bank now?"
When Gin heard this, he immediately frowned and became alert. He always felt that the funds of the action team were going to suffer, but he still asked: "Ogier, what do you want me to do in the bank?"
"I accidentally blew up someone else's house during the investigation just now. Can you approve some funds for me? And the organization hasn't given me the funds for investigating Rum for a while. Can you transfer me some money?" Eight digits?" Ritsu Sasashima asked with a smile.
Blow up other people's homes.
Gin couldn't help but recall the housewarming party at Vodka's new home in his mind. It was also the day when he had close contact with the police and even enjoyed being a stepfather. He clenched the phone tightly in his left hand and said coldly: "What did you use to blow it up?" ?”
"Rice cooker."
"..."
Gin pinched the bridge of his nose with a headache. He felt that it was necessary to prevent Ogier from contacting the kitchen in all future actions of the organization.Thinking that the funds for the action team had been approved recently, and the amount was relatively optimistic, he simply agreed: "I know, I won't do it next time."
After hanging up the phone, Ritsu Sasashima smiled and made an "OK" gesture to everyone. He said calmly: "Someone has reimbursed us, please hire someone to do the work!"
With a complicated expression, Judy leaned into Akai Shuichi's ear and asked in a low voice: "Um, Shu... Does Mr. Sasashima have such a high status in the organization?"
Akai Shuichi had "I don't know" written all over his face, but he always felt that this guy's current status might be higher than Gin's.So, this is the undercover lying down lying down and finding out that he is going to the top?
It's really scary.
(End of this chapter)
The image of an outstanding public security policeman from an undercover organization and an ace FBI agent kneeling down at the same time, lowering their heads and admitting their mistake, is rare to see in a century, but today it appeared in the messy Kudo house.
Even their faces were stained. It was obvious that they had been beaten up by someone, and the person who beat them was not a super villain, but just a little girl who was a little over one meter tall.
Yes, it was Haiyuan Ai with her hands on her hips and an angry look on her face. She glared coldly at the two people in front of her and asked loudly: "Who told you to mess with the kitchen? Who will clean it now? You two Who is going to cook first?!”
Upon hearing this, Ritsu Sasashima pointed his index finger at Akai Shuichi next to him very decisively. He had to take the initiative to betray his teammates at the critical moment. He even lied without blushing and said: "He was the one who suggested making potato stew first. Then he asked me to help him when he was too late!"
Akai Shuichi had an expression of disbelief on his face. He was indeed not lying in the first half, but the second half was simply a lie, right?When had he begged Xiaolu? It's not like he didn't know Xiaolu's devilish cooking skills.
It turns out that Sasashima Ritsu did not learn cooking skills in these seven years, but instead mastered the art of lying.
However, such a lie would be self-evident in front of Haibara Ai. She stared with her half-moon eyes and stretched out her hand to grab Sasashima Ritsu's ear, dissatisfied: "Do you think I will believe what you said? As long as it's a human being, He won't let you help, will he? You two have lived together in the organization before, does he know your terrible cooking skills? "
Judy couldn't help but turn her back when she saw this scene. She tried hard to suppress her desire to laugh, but she couldn't stop the inertia of her body from twitching. It was too funny. She thought Mr. Sasashima Ritsu before. He is a very deep and terrifying person, but now all the filters are broken. I really don't know whether Mr. Sasashima's cooking skills are too "splendid" or whether Miss Haibara is too powerful.
"It hurts!" Ritsu Sasashima carefully removed his hand from his ear, frowned and said aggrievedly: "Shiho, why don't you believe what my brother said? You have to know that seven years is enough to change a person. Brother Xiu will naturally feel that my chef My art has improved!"
Hui Yuan Ai pointed to the ceiling, walls and floor. She gritted her teeth and said, "He has only been separated from you for two years, but I have to say that you have grown a lot in the past two years! In the past, the food was unpalatable at best, but now it's better." You have directly evolved to the stage of destroying heaven and earth. As long as you cook a meal for them in the organization, I don’t need to be an undercover agent and I will directly declare that the mission is completed!"
Akai Shuichi couldn't help lowering his head and snickering after hearing this. This was something he had thought about before. If there was a chance for Xiao Ritsu to show off his cooking skills at the organization's annual meeting, he might be able to kill everyone with poison.
To put it bluntly, his cooking is like a day trip to the crematorium. There is no return, and the magical remarks have increased.
"Why are you laughing?!" Haihara Ai glared at Akai Shuichi, and she accused loudly: "You're not much better. At most, he only soiled the room, but look at what you did. ah?!"
Akai Hide couldn't laugh for a moment, because he was the culprit who caused the kitchen to blow up and cause the fire, so he chose to quietly be a handsome man kneeling on the ground, with kindness written on his face, and listen to the teachings.
Judy suppressed her smile and turned around. She took a deep breath to calm down and asked aloud: "Xiu, I'm very curious about how you cook. Didn't I tell you that two cups of rice should be paired with three cups?" Water? Did you add too much rice? "
"I didn't add too much. I put it in according to your instructions."
"How could it possibly explode?"
Haihara Ai looked at the large number of glass fragments on the carpet, and a super outrageous possibility vaguely emerged in his mind, but he felt that this super outrageous possibility was a fact.She frowned and asked, "You couldn't have filled the rice grains and water with a cup, and then just put them in the rice cooker, right?"
"Isn't it?" Akai Shuichi raised his head and asked.
"..."
Silence is tonight in Miwa Town. Haibara Ai and Judy were speechless for a moment. They didn't know what else they could say. The cooking skills of these two people were completely hopeless.
Haibara Ai did not choose to continue her education. She just took out a pen and paper and wrote a piece of text and pasted it directly on the unharmed refrigerator door. The black and white words on the paper clearly read: Dogs and these two people are not allowed to enter the kitchen.
Ritsu Sasashima stared at the piece of paper for a long time and couldn't help but sigh: "Shiho, your painting skills are really bad. You might as well just write our names on it. This painting is too ugly. .”
Akai Shu stretched out his hand and covered Sasashima Ritsu's mouth. He didn't want his name to appear directly on the refrigerator door, and he even treated him like a dog.Now I just hope that Xiaolu will shut up his straight mouth quickly. It is really hard for people to say good things.
After the farce ended, they still had to eat. After the four of them enjoyed Haihara Ai brand Japanese curry rice at Dr. Agasa's house, they returned to the "crime scene" to clean up. However, curry is a very overbearing thing. As long as it passes through, it will be impossible to restore its former whiteness.
Ritsu Sasashima looked at the ceiling with a solemn face. The light yellow traces left by the large amount of curry soup were really hard to describe.He turned to look at Akai Shuichi and asked aloud: "How about a [-]-[-] split and hire someone to renovate it?"
"It is impossible for the FBI to grant me such funds, so I have no money." Shuichi Akai replied calmly while smoking a cigarette.
"It's impossible to organize... huh? It's not impossible." Ritsu Sasashima took out his mobile phone and found Gin's contact information, completely ignoring the person standing beside him, and asked directly after the other party connected: "Gin Jiu, are you free to go to the bank now?"
When Gin heard this, he immediately frowned and became alert. He always felt that the funds of the action team were going to suffer, but he still asked: "Ogier, what do you want me to do in the bank?"
"I accidentally blew up someone else's house during the investigation just now. Can you approve some funds for me? And the organization hasn't given me the funds for investigating Rum for a while. Can you transfer me some money?" Eight digits?" Ritsu Sasashima asked with a smile.
Blow up other people's homes.
Gin couldn't help but recall the housewarming party at Vodka's new home in his mind. It was also the day when he had close contact with the police and even enjoyed being a stepfather. He clenched the phone tightly in his left hand and said coldly: "What did you use to blow it up?" ?”
"Rice cooker."
"..."
Gin pinched the bridge of his nose with a headache. He felt that it was necessary to prevent Ogier from contacting the kitchen in all future actions of the organization.Thinking that the funds for the action team had been approved recently, and the amount was relatively optimistic, he simply agreed: "I know, I won't do it next time."
After hanging up the phone, Ritsu Sasashima smiled and made an "OK" gesture to everyone. He said calmly: "Someone has reimbursed us, please hire someone to do the work!"
With a complicated expression, Judy leaned into Akai Shuichi's ear and asked in a low voice: "Um, Shu... Does Mr. Sasashima have such a high status in the organization?"
Akai Shuichi had "I don't know" written all over his face, but he always felt that this guy's current status might be higher than Gin's.So, this is the undercover lying down lying down and finding out that he is going to the top?
It's really scary.
(End of this chapter)
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