Before dying, I kissed the empress
Chapter 21 This Is Your Daughter-in-Law (Read More)
Chapter 21 This Is Your Daughter-in-Law (Read More)
When Chu Feng agreed to Chen Jiannan's cooperation, he said that he would give him a game bracelet in advance, which would add several special items to the character's backpack, but he did not say what they were specifically.
However, you still have to wait until the game is launched before you can enter. Currently, there are still three days until the server launches.
He felt a little confused. Does it need to be mailed at such a short distance?
Just ask him to go to the game company to get it.
After thinking for a while, Chu Feng didn't care and put the game bracelet in his trouser pocket.
When he returned to the room, he saw a "crash clatter" sound coming from the bathroom and the fog blocking his vision, so he knew that the woman was taking a bath again.
In the past, when I was in the Fairy and Demon Continent, I often went into seclusion for decades or hundreds of years without taking a shower. Now that I'm here, it's better and I have to take a shower every day.
Even shampoo, shower gel, etc., Chu Feng had already changed several bottles.
From the look of her, she seems to like the smell of chemical industrial shampoo in this world.
She originally planned to watch the news from Wanhong Plaza tonight while Tang Shishi was taking a bath, but just as her phone screen opened, a call came from a number with the note "Mom" on it.
Chu Feng:......
"What the hell, are you urging me to go on a blind date again?!"
It can be said that every time my mother calls, in addition to asking some questions about life, the only thing left is to urge marriage and blind dates.
He was just afraid that his son would become a bachelor and not be able to find a wife.
Chu Feng let out a long sigh, and then answered the phone with trepidation.
"Hey, mom..."
"Xiao Feng, please come back quickly tomorrow. Your aunt has introduced you to a blind date, who is a civil servant."
"Don't tell me you have any work to do, let me tell you, if you don't come back this time, don't enter this house in the future."
"Are you listening?"
Chu Feng:…………
There was a simple voice on the other end of the phone, but there was a hint of joy in his tone.
"Mom, is this... not too much of a push? Let me add a WeChat account first..."
"Why don't you add WeChat? Can you chat about feelings on WeChat? If you don't seize the opportunity, you may be poached by others later..."
Just when Chu Feng and his mother were having a long verbal argument, the sound of water in the bathroom stopped.
Tang Shishi put on another black Lolita dress and walked out, referred to as Gothic Lolita dress.
Chu Feng:......
"Fuck...what kind of clothes did I buy..."
Chu Feng, who was still talking on the phone, glanced at Tang Shishi and almost burst into laughter.
A cold lady suddenly puts on kawaii clothes, it’s just...
He even forgot what clothes he bought last time. He basically bought them in a confused way under the introduction of the store clerk.
"You kid still dare to say dirty words to me, don't you?! I'm telling you..."
As a result, the mother on the other end of the phone mistakenly thought that she was talking to her, and scolded Chu Feng again, making Chu Feng's head bloody.
"Is...your queen mother?!"
Tang Shishi looked at the strange clothes on her body and listened to the conversation between the two, raising her eyebrows and asking.
"Wait... is there a woman talking? Didn't you just say you were at home?"
I have to praise my mother's hearing. Chu Feng himself was extremely speechless. How could he even hear this? !
He hasn't even turned on the hands-free...
"I want to meet your mother. What kind of existence is she in the human race?"
Tang Shishi was suddenly curious. Since Chu Feng consciously reincarnated, he must choose a good place to reincarnate, so his mother must be extraordinary.
Chu Feng: "???!"
"Well, you kid, you already have a girlfriend, right?"
As soon as I finished saying this, the phone was hung up.
Just a few seconds later, a WeChat video call came over.
"Dead…"
Chu Feng swallowed, he couldn't say that this woman was his girlfriend, right?
At the same time, I was also surprised by my mother's learning speed. She lived in a rural area and couldn't even use a smartphone in the past few years.
Now I watch short videos every day, play mahjong and landlords on WeChat, and spend more time than I do.
How to do?
To accept or not to accept? !
"Sister, please help me..."
Chu Feng looked at Tang Shishi.
"What's the matter?"
"Pretend to be my girlfriend...wife..."
"Asshole! You want me to be your wife?!"
Tang Shishi gritted her teeth angrily, wishing she could kill this man with a sword.
"Fake... just pretending."
"It doesn't matter if it's fake, if it gets out, how will I gain a foothold in the devil world in the future!!"
Tang Shishi looked indifferent. It was because of this guy's kiss that her Taoist heart was unstable, and now she dared to ask for such a thing.
Hearing that they were unwilling, Chu Feng immediately darkened his face and said frankly: "Don't forget, we are now in a cooperative relationship and we help each other, isn't that what you said?"
"I…"
Tang poetry is dumb.
She suddenly felt that she had changed.
In the past, she rarely talked and didn't like to be verbose.
But now I not only talk too much, but even my mood changes several times a day.
There is joy and there is worry...
When I was in the Demon Race, everyone was afraid of her and flattered her. No one dared to say a word, but in fact, everyone had a dark heart.
Until now, she found that she seems to have become a lot more cheerful, is it because of her contact with the human race? !
Is she... still the leader of the demon clan? !
Tang Shishi was at a loss, even unwilling to believe it.
"Then...you said you were pretending..."
"It's just to deal with my queen mother, take it easy."
When Chu Feng saw that he reluctantly agreed, he breathed a sigh of relief and answered the video call.
Otherwise, if a woman suddenly appears in the room and refuses to admit that she is her girlfriend, my mother might even think that she is soliciting prostitution.
As soon as the video was connected, a middle-aged woman who looked about 50 years old appeared on the screen. She had short hair and a few white strands could be vaguely seen.
"No, our future daughter-in-law is here."
Chu Feng moved the camera in front of Tang Shishi.
Perhaps because of old age, my eyesight is bad, so my mother still half-closed her eyes and looked carefully for a while before asking:
"You look pretty good, and your skin is fair. That... girl, what's your name? Let me introduce you to my aunt."
After learning that her son had a girlfriend, the mother, who was still scolding her, immediately became kind and had a happy smile on her face.
"My mother is asking you for your name. Don't speak in a messy dialect... Just say hello, aunt, and then say your name, and then find an excuse to leave."
Chu Feng transmitted the message to her in his mind, fearing that the woman would speak in dialect again and frighten his mother later.
Tang Shishi raised her head and glanced at him, then continued to stare at the screen and said with an indifferent expression: "Hello, aunt, my name is Tang Shishi, um..."
Mom: "???!!"
"Damn it, I asked you to tell me my name. What are you doing with me?!"
Chu Feng was completely collapsed and speechless.
"Didn't you say introduction? You won't let me use my seat, so why can't I use it too?"
…………
...............
(The author is not short and weak this time, right?
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(End of this chapter)
When Chu Feng agreed to Chen Jiannan's cooperation, he said that he would give him a game bracelet in advance, which would add several special items to the character's backpack, but he did not say what they were specifically.
However, you still have to wait until the game is launched before you can enter. Currently, there are still three days until the server launches.
He felt a little confused. Does it need to be mailed at such a short distance?
Just ask him to go to the game company to get it.
After thinking for a while, Chu Feng didn't care and put the game bracelet in his trouser pocket.
When he returned to the room, he saw a "crash clatter" sound coming from the bathroom and the fog blocking his vision, so he knew that the woman was taking a bath again.
In the past, when I was in the Fairy and Demon Continent, I often went into seclusion for decades or hundreds of years without taking a shower. Now that I'm here, it's better and I have to take a shower every day.
Even shampoo, shower gel, etc., Chu Feng had already changed several bottles.
From the look of her, she seems to like the smell of chemical industrial shampoo in this world.
She originally planned to watch the news from Wanhong Plaza tonight while Tang Shishi was taking a bath, but just as her phone screen opened, a call came from a number with the note "Mom" on it.
Chu Feng:......
"What the hell, are you urging me to go on a blind date again?!"
It can be said that every time my mother calls, in addition to asking some questions about life, the only thing left is to urge marriage and blind dates.
He was just afraid that his son would become a bachelor and not be able to find a wife.
Chu Feng let out a long sigh, and then answered the phone with trepidation.
"Hey, mom..."
"Xiao Feng, please come back quickly tomorrow. Your aunt has introduced you to a blind date, who is a civil servant."
"Don't tell me you have any work to do, let me tell you, if you don't come back this time, don't enter this house in the future."
"Are you listening?"
Chu Feng:…………
There was a simple voice on the other end of the phone, but there was a hint of joy in his tone.
"Mom, is this... not too much of a push? Let me add a WeChat account first..."
"Why don't you add WeChat? Can you chat about feelings on WeChat? If you don't seize the opportunity, you may be poached by others later..."
Just when Chu Feng and his mother were having a long verbal argument, the sound of water in the bathroom stopped.
Tang Shishi put on another black Lolita dress and walked out, referred to as Gothic Lolita dress.
Chu Feng:......
"Fuck...what kind of clothes did I buy..."
Chu Feng, who was still talking on the phone, glanced at Tang Shishi and almost burst into laughter.
A cold lady suddenly puts on kawaii clothes, it’s just...
He even forgot what clothes he bought last time. He basically bought them in a confused way under the introduction of the store clerk.
"You kid still dare to say dirty words to me, don't you?! I'm telling you..."
As a result, the mother on the other end of the phone mistakenly thought that she was talking to her, and scolded Chu Feng again, making Chu Feng's head bloody.
"Is...your queen mother?!"
Tang Shishi looked at the strange clothes on her body and listened to the conversation between the two, raising her eyebrows and asking.
"Wait... is there a woman talking? Didn't you just say you were at home?"
I have to praise my mother's hearing. Chu Feng himself was extremely speechless. How could he even hear this? !
He hasn't even turned on the hands-free...
"I want to meet your mother. What kind of existence is she in the human race?"
Tang Shishi was suddenly curious. Since Chu Feng consciously reincarnated, he must choose a good place to reincarnate, so his mother must be extraordinary.
Chu Feng: "???!"
"Well, you kid, you already have a girlfriend, right?"
As soon as I finished saying this, the phone was hung up.
Just a few seconds later, a WeChat video call came over.
"Dead…"
Chu Feng swallowed, he couldn't say that this woman was his girlfriend, right?
At the same time, I was also surprised by my mother's learning speed. She lived in a rural area and couldn't even use a smartphone in the past few years.
Now I watch short videos every day, play mahjong and landlords on WeChat, and spend more time than I do.
How to do?
To accept or not to accept? !
"Sister, please help me..."
Chu Feng looked at Tang Shishi.
"What's the matter?"
"Pretend to be my girlfriend...wife..."
"Asshole! You want me to be your wife?!"
Tang Shishi gritted her teeth angrily, wishing she could kill this man with a sword.
"Fake... just pretending."
"It doesn't matter if it's fake, if it gets out, how will I gain a foothold in the devil world in the future!!"
Tang Shishi looked indifferent. It was because of this guy's kiss that her Taoist heart was unstable, and now she dared to ask for such a thing.
Hearing that they were unwilling, Chu Feng immediately darkened his face and said frankly: "Don't forget, we are now in a cooperative relationship and we help each other, isn't that what you said?"
"I…"
Tang poetry is dumb.
She suddenly felt that she had changed.
In the past, she rarely talked and didn't like to be verbose.
But now I not only talk too much, but even my mood changes several times a day.
There is joy and there is worry...
When I was in the Demon Race, everyone was afraid of her and flattered her. No one dared to say a word, but in fact, everyone had a dark heart.
Until now, she found that she seems to have become a lot more cheerful, is it because of her contact with the human race? !
Is she... still the leader of the demon clan? !
Tang Shishi was at a loss, even unwilling to believe it.
"Then...you said you were pretending..."
"It's just to deal with my queen mother, take it easy."
When Chu Feng saw that he reluctantly agreed, he breathed a sigh of relief and answered the video call.
Otherwise, if a woman suddenly appears in the room and refuses to admit that she is her girlfriend, my mother might even think that she is soliciting prostitution.
As soon as the video was connected, a middle-aged woman who looked about 50 years old appeared on the screen. She had short hair and a few white strands could be vaguely seen.
"No, our future daughter-in-law is here."
Chu Feng moved the camera in front of Tang Shishi.
Perhaps because of old age, my eyesight is bad, so my mother still half-closed her eyes and looked carefully for a while before asking:
"You look pretty good, and your skin is fair. That... girl, what's your name? Let me introduce you to my aunt."
After learning that her son had a girlfriend, the mother, who was still scolding her, immediately became kind and had a happy smile on her face.
"My mother is asking you for your name. Don't speak in a messy dialect... Just say hello, aunt, and then say your name, and then find an excuse to leave."
Chu Feng transmitted the message to her in his mind, fearing that the woman would speak in dialect again and frighten his mother later.
Tang Shishi raised her head and glanced at him, then continued to stare at the screen and said with an indifferent expression: "Hello, aunt, my name is Tang Shishi, um..."
Mom: "???!!"
"Damn it, I asked you to tell me my name. What are you doing with me?!"
Chu Feng was completely collapsed and speechless.
"Didn't you say introduction? You won't let me use my seat, so why can't I use it too?"
…………
...............
(The author is not short and weak this time, right?
Please give me a reward!Please vote for recommendation!Asking for a monthly ticket! )
(Please finish turning this page...)
(End of this chapter)
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