Chiba Salted Fish Legend
Chapter 117
Chapter 117
After finishing work at night and going home, Natsuki and Tachibana Aya left the coffee shop and walked on the dim streets.
"Xia Zhi, who are you buying your gift for? Your girlfriend?"
Tachibana asked curiously.
"You have lowered the listening and memory levels of all Japan."
Xia Zhi has answered this question countless times: "I don't have a girlfriend at all."
"What nonsense are you talking about? Am I not your girlfriend?"
"Ha ha."
Xia Zhi's immunity against festoons is gradually improving.He has already figured it out, as long as his reaction is a little colder, Li Huacai will naturally calm down, and if you are even arguing with her, she will be happier.This is the same as when someone talks to you in class. As long as you pay attention to him, he will keep talking until he is called on by the teacher. However, as long as you ignore him, he will shut up in trouble. I don't bother you anymore.
This is what Xia Zhi did to his classmates, especially when he was in junior high school.Then after being educated by my younger sister (who was in elementary school), I no longer lost my temper and started attending class honestly.
Why can my younger sister who is in primary school educate my older brother who is in junior high school?Because the naughty child always tells her parents that she can't do it herself, and she has her subordinates to help her do it.
However, Xia Zhi wasn't sure why his sister was meddling in such nosy matters. He often gave her fruit candies that he didn't like, and as a result, he turned into a little white-eyed wolf.Although he is a little white-eyed wolf who cannot be angered, is extremely outstanding, and is the most adorable in the world.
Xia Zhi was very heartbroken. After she stopped being good in class, she graduated from junior high school and went to a good high school. Although she went to study in Japan after one year of high school.
"Although you are so cold to me, I still decide to forgive you magnanimously. By the way, who are you going to buy a gift for?"
"I'm going to buy a birthday present for my mom."
It would be really annoying if she continued to pull her off, so Xia Zhi decided to take control.
"Eh?" Tachibana was stunned for a moment: "You didn't even tell me about my mother's birthday?"
Xia Zhi took a breath of cold air and raised his hands to hit someone, but the next moment he was caught by another pair of hands.
Tachibana Aya looked at him sincerely: "I was wrong! I was just kidding!"
Xia Zhi glared at her: "Don't make jokes like this in the future."
This was not because Natsuchi wanted to let her go, but because Tachibana Aya was a bit too strong and Natsuchi couldn't pull out his hand.
"Okay, okay, I know it was wrong."
"..."
"..."
"You still won't let me go?"
Hearing this, Tachibana Aya let go of Xia Zhi's hand.Then she said to Xia Zhi with a serious face: "Xia Zhi, if you continue like this, you will really have no girlfriend."
Such a beautiful girl is joking with you like this, and the first reaction is to be angry. Although it is indeed a bit excessive, the determination to push the girl away is clearly felt.I feel like I won’t have a girlfriend even if I go to college.
"we'll talk about it then."
This is a perfunctory saying in Xia Zhi's dictionary of life, and its application range is quite wide.
"By the way, why don't you want a girlfriend? Do you want to go back to China to find one?"
"If you don't want to find a girlfriend, why are there so many reasons?"
What's so good about finding a girlfriend?Want to talk about love and feel the beauty of the world and the charm of youth?What a joke.
If you have your own job, you can fall in love with a girl, because you are spending your own money, and you can waste it however you want.But you are just a student with no income, and you can only barely support yourself in this foreign country. Where can you find the spare money to talk to a girlfriend?
Even if you are not in a foreign country and you are still enjoying the protection of your parents, then what reason do you have to use the money your parents give you to fall in love?Why?
They give the money to you so that you can use it to improve yourself and grow yourself, but what does it mean if you use it to fall in love?
If your parents support your love, that's fine. After all, your love is one of their investments.But Xia Zhi's parents are pure-minded Chinese parents. If Xia Zhi falls in love, there are only two consequences, breaking his legs or severing the relationship.
Sorry, although Xia Zhi was forced to move away from home by his sister, it did not mean that Xia Zhi was willing to abandon this blood relationship.
And, most importantly, what use would falling in love do to him?
Spend more time, lower your intelligence, and spend the money you earn... For Xia Zhi, who actually spends every day calculating, this is simply not a lifestyle he can live up to.Talking about love is not realistic at all.Xia Zhi said he couldn't do such a cruel operation, hindering others and even harming himself.
It is human nature to have enough food and clothing and to think about lust.But you have to have enough food and clothing first.
"Are you frigid?"
"What am I..."
However, one thing that makes Tachibana Aya different from ordinary people is that this guy is a psychopath.
"Can you, a girl, be more reserved?"
"Well."
Tachibana Aya didn't ask any more questions, so the question was avoided.
Frigidity, I can’t say for sure... Strictly speaking, Rika Shiraishi, Ryoko Yamamoto, Aya Tachibana, Mayumi Maeda, Rise Amamiya, etc. These people are either beautiful, mature, or cute, Rika Shiraishi and Aya Tachibana are The background template is even a little outrageous. No matter how you think about it, she is a very good woman, but Xia Zhi just can't get interested.Maybe it's sexual frigidity...
But things that don’t interest you just don’t interest you. Is it possible for a normal person to still like to watch Wang and Wang’s philosophical movies?But girls and girls together are calculated separately. The sum of positive and positive is still positive, and the sum of negative and negative is still negative.
Thinking about random things all the way, I finally reached the downstairs of Tachibana Aya's apartment.
"Then I'm leaving. You can go upstairs for me."
Xia Zhi hoped that this guy would not cause any trouble again, but he also understood that his hopes often failed.
"No, no, no, I'm going to your house to play today. The battle last time isn't over yet."
To Xia Zhi, Tachibana Aya's eyes seemed to be emitting a faint light. Maybe that light was the light called play.
"No. Don't make trouble for me. I still have things to do when I get back."
As for what to do, Xia Zhi hasn't decided yet.But no matter whether you think about it or not, the first step is to pin Tachibana Aya to death here.
"But I have nothing to do..."
Tachibana Aya looked aggrieved.
"If you have nothing to do, just find something to do. Have you finished writing your novel?"
"No, I haven't had any inspiration recently."
"Then why don't you look for inspiration?"
"Aren't I about to go look for you?"
"I……"
Xia Zhi almost forgot that this guy seemed to get his inspiration and materials from him.
"Where's your game?"
"I've finished playing all my mobile games. Game manufacturers have become lazy recently, and there are no new games for a long time."
"...go back to sleep?"
"Hahahahaha... can you fall asleep if I ask you to sleep now?"
Li Huacai's rhetorical question left Xia Zhi speechless.Just like people who are used to going to bed early and getting up early, they will naturally become sleepy at a certain time and wake up naturally at a certain time. The same is true for people who go to bed late. And before reaching a certain fixed bedtime, unless they are particularly tired Otherwise, before that, even if you count sheep with your eyes closed, it will be difficult to fall asleep.Not to mention a player like Xia Zhi who counts sheep more energetically.
Could it be that Li Huacai was really allowed to play in the past?When Xia Zhi was thinking about this problem over and over, Tachibana Aya had already sat down on the sofa and took out the flying chess piece he played last time.This thing is now placed in the storage cabinet under the bookshelf in Xia Zhi's bedroom. Its full name is "Super exciting! What the hell is this flying chess!"
It was because of this classic board game that Xia Zhi was exhausted all day long last time.
Board games are a charming game system, with many ways to play, there are dot-toss board games like Monopoly, there are also running group games that require a host and a script, and there are also trading card games (TCG).Among the TCGs that are famous all over the world, Duel Monsters (Yu-Gi-Oh!), of course, there are also the popular Hearthstone, Gwent, which was born out of the Witcher, the relatively niche but charming Magic: The Gathering, etc. It is enough to show that there are many categories of TCG and many ways to play.And this is just one of the board games.
Strictly speaking, Landlords can be considered a board game...but now more people actually define it as a card game.
Although the board game is full of charm, it has a fatal weakness——
Can't play alone.
In other words, playing alone is extremely boring.
You run a group, throw points by yourself, read the script by yourself, and accidentally get a cheat by yourself.
When you play Monopoly, your left hand blocks your right hand, and your right hand blocks your left foot. At the end of the game, you still win.
If you play Magic: The Gathering or Hearthstone, I'm afraid you won't suffer from schizophrenia.
Board games require at least two players to play normally.Although Tachibana Aya is a psychopath, she is not a schizophrenic player - if she were a schizophrenic player, she wouldn't be so boring.
Xia Zhi cleaned the ingredients needed for the next day, put them in the refrigerator, and sat opposite Li Huacai.
He looked at Tachibana Aya and said, "We'll play until eleven o'clock. When the time is up, you can come back."
"I know, I know."
Tachibana Aya looks eager to try.
"The rules are still the same as last time. One person has four planes. Two dice are rolled at a time. The exit point is from four to six o'clock. After exiting the warehouse, it is re-rolled. If you don't make it once, go back to the starting point and start again. The prop card does not need to be used. But it must be used before rolling the dice. After using the prop card, you will have two rounds of byes. There is no limit to the entrance, and above."
This magically modified flying chess, I don’t know who came up with it. The original blueprint of Sifang Tianzi has been changed into a hexagram. It can be played by up to six people at the same time, and things like item cards have been added. Most of them are used for interference, and they are extremely random.
On top of this, the two people went out of their way to add rules, such as the setting of two dice at a time and the setting of the exit point.The departure point means that before the plane leaves the starting point, it is necessary to throw points for judgment. If the number of points thrown is within the range of the departure point, the plane can depart, otherwise it will be regarded as a departure failure.And the most vicious thing is the setting of returning to the starting point and starting over.What does that mean?That is to say, if you have entered the parking line and are still two squares away from the end point, but you throw three points, your plane will not go back, just throw it back to the starting point, and start again.
This is already very flattering, but the setting of the prop card makes this rule extremely cruel - most of the contents of the prop card are to increase the number of points of one dice when the opponent rolls points. In other words, originally you rolled two Dice, you have to roll one more.If you encounter this card when you are two spaces away from the end, sorry, even the gods can't save you.
Moreover, prop cards are used cyclically, and there is no situation where no prop cards are available.
Above, the god-level brutal flying chess battle begins!
(End of this chapter)
After finishing work at night and going home, Natsuki and Tachibana Aya left the coffee shop and walked on the dim streets.
"Xia Zhi, who are you buying your gift for? Your girlfriend?"
Tachibana asked curiously.
"You have lowered the listening and memory levels of all Japan."
Xia Zhi has answered this question countless times: "I don't have a girlfriend at all."
"What nonsense are you talking about? Am I not your girlfriend?"
"Ha ha."
Xia Zhi's immunity against festoons is gradually improving.He has already figured it out, as long as his reaction is a little colder, Li Huacai will naturally calm down, and if you are even arguing with her, she will be happier.This is the same as when someone talks to you in class. As long as you pay attention to him, he will keep talking until he is called on by the teacher. However, as long as you ignore him, he will shut up in trouble. I don't bother you anymore.
This is what Xia Zhi did to his classmates, especially when he was in junior high school.Then after being educated by my younger sister (who was in elementary school), I no longer lost my temper and started attending class honestly.
Why can my younger sister who is in primary school educate my older brother who is in junior high school?Because the naughty child always tells her parents that she can't do it herself, and she has her subordinates to help her do it.
However, Xia Zhi wasn't sure why his sister was meddling in such nosy matters. He often gave her fruit candies that he didn't like, and as a result, he turned into a little white-eyed wolf.Although he is a little white-eyed wolf who cannot be angered, is extremely outstanding, and is the most adorable in the world.
Xia Zhi was very heartbroken. After she stopped being good in class, she graduated from junior high school and went to a good high school. Although she went to study in Japan after one year of high school.
"Although you are so cold to me, I still decide to forgive you magnanimously. By the way, who are you going to buy a gift for?"
"I'm going to buy a birthday present for my mom."
It would be really annoying if she continued to pull her off, so Xia Zhi decided to take control.
"Eh?" Tachibana was stunned for a moment: "You didn't even tell me about my mother's birthday?"
Xia Zhi took a breath of cold air and raised his hands to hit someone, but the next moment he was caught by another pair of hands.
Tachibana Aya looked at him sincerely: "I was wrong! I was just kidding!"
Xia Zhi glared at her: "Don't make jokes like this in the future."
This was not because Natsuchi wanted to let her go, but because Tachibana Aya was a bit too strong and Natsuchi couldn't pull out his hand.
"Okay, okay, I know it was wrong."
"..."
"..."
"You still won't let me go?"
Hearing this, Tachibana Aya let go of Xia Zhi's hand.Then she said to Xia Zhi with a serious face: "Xia Zhi, if you continue like this, you will really have no girlfriend."
Such a beautiful girl is joking with you like this, and the first reaction is to be angry. Although it is indeed a bit excessive, the determination to push the girl away is clearly felt.I feel like I won’t have a girlfriend even if I go to college.
"we'll talk about it then."
This is a perfunctory saying in Xia Zhi's dictionary of life, and its application range is quite wide.
"By the way, why don't you want a girlfriend? Do you want to go back to China to find one?"
"If you don't want to find a girlfriend, why are there so many reasons?"
What's so good about finding a girlfriend?Want to talk about love and feel the beauty of the world and the charm of youth?What a joke.
If you have your own job, you can fall in love with a girl, because you are spending your own money, and you can waste it however you want.But you are just a student with no income, and you can only barely support yourself in this foreign country. Where can you find the spare money to talk to a girlfriend?
Even if you are not in a foreign country and you are still enjoying the protection of your parents, then what reason do you have to use the money your parents give you to fall in love?Why?
They give the money to you so that you can use it to improve yourself and grow yourself, but what does it mean if you use it to fall in love?
If your parents support your love, that's fine. After all, your love is one of their investments.But Xia Zhi's parents are pure-minded Chinese parents. If Xia Zhi falls in love, there are only two consequences, breaking his legs or severing the relationship.
Sorry, although Xia Zhi was forced to move away from home by his sister, it did not mean that Xia Zhi was willing to abandon this blood relationship.
And, most importantly, what use would falling in love do to him?
Spend more time, lower your intelligence, and spend the money you earn... For Xia Zhi, who actually spends every day calculating, this is simply not a lifestyle he can live up to.Talking about love is not realistic at all.Xia Zhi said he couldn't do such a cruel operation, hindering others and even harming himself.
It is human nature to have enough food and clothing and to think about lust.But you have to have enough food and clothing first.
"Are you frigid?"
"What am I..."
However, one thing that makes Tachibana Aya different from ordinary people is that this guy is a psychopath.
"Can you, a girl, be more reserved?"
"Well."
Tachibana Aya didn't ask any more questions, so the question was avoided.
Frigidity, I can’t say for sure... Strictly speaking, Rika Shiraishi, Ryoko Yamamoto, Aya Tachibana, Mayumi Maeda, Rise Amamiya, etc. These people are either beautiful, mature, or cute, Rika Shiraishi and Aya Tachibana are The background template is even a little outrageous. No matter how you think about it, she is a very good woman, but Xia Zhi just can't get interested.Maybe it's sexual frigidity...
But things that don’t interest you just don’t interest you. Is it possible for a normal person to still like to watch Wang and Wang’s philosophical movies?But girls and girls together are calculated separately. The sum of positive and positive is still positive, and the sum of negative and negative is still negative.
Thinking about random things all the way, I finally reached the downstairs of Tachibana Aya's apartment.
"Then I'm leaving. You can go upstairs for me."
Xia Zhi hoped that this guy would not cause any trouble again, but he also understood that his hopes often failed.
"No, no, no, I'm going to your house to play today. The battle last time isn't over yet."
To Xia Zhi, Tachibana Aya's eyes seemed to be emitting a faint light. Maybe that light was the light called play.
"No. Don't make trouble for me. I still have things to do when I get back."
As for what to do, Xia Zhi hasn't decided yet.But no matter whether you think about it or not, the first step is to pin Tachibana Aya to death here.
"But I have nothing to do..."
Tachibana Aya looked aggrieved.
"If you have nothing to do, just find something to do. Have you finished writing your novel?"
"No, I haven't had any inspiration recently."
"Then why don't you look for inspiration?"
"Aren't I about to go look for you?"
"I……"
Xia Zhi almost forgot that this guy seemed to get his inspiration and materials from him.
"Where's your game?"
"I've finished playing all my mobile games. Game manufacturers have become lazy recently, and there are no new games for a long time."
"...go back to sleep?"
"Hahahahaha... can you fall asleep if I ask you to sleep now?"
Li Huacai's rhetorical question left Xia Zhi speechless.Just like people who are used to going to bed early and getting up early, they will naturally become sleepy at a certain time and wake up naturally at a certain time. The same is true for people who go to bed late. And before reaching a certain fixed bedtime, unless they are particularly tired Otherwise, before that, even if you count sheep with your eyes closed, it will be difficult to fall asleep.Not to mention a player like Xia Zhi who counts sheep more energetically.
Could it be that Li Huacai was really allowed to play in the past?When Xia Zhi was thinking about this problem over and over, Tachibana Aya had already sat down on the sofa and took out the flying chess piece he played last time.This thing is now placed in the storage cabinet under the bookshelf in Xia Zhi's bedroom. Its full name is "Super exciting! What the hell is this flying chess!"
It was because of this classic board game that Xia Zhi was exhausted all day long last time.
Board games are a charming game system, with many ways to play, there are dot-toss board games like Monopoly, there are also running group games that require a host and a script, and there are also trading card games (TCG).Among the TCGs that are famous all over the world, Duel Monsters (Yu-Gi-Oh!), of course, there are also the popular Hearthstone, Gwent, which was born out of the Witcher, the relatively niche but charming Magic: The Gathering, etc. It is enough to show that there are many categories of TCG and many ways to play.And this is just one of the board games.
Strictly speaking, Landlords can be considered a board game...but now more people actually define it as a card game.
Although the board game is full of charm, it has a fatal weakness——
Can't play alone.
In other words, playing alone is extremely boring.
You run a group, throw points by yourself, read the script by yourself, and accidentally get a cheat by yourself.
When you play Monopoly, your left hand blocks your right hand, and your right hand blocks your left foot. At the end of the game, you still win.
If you play Magic: The Gathering or Hearthstone, I'm afraid you won't suffer from schizophrenia.
Board games require at least two players to play normally.Although Tachibana Aya is a psychopath, she is not a schizophrenic player - if she were a schizophrenic player, she wouldn't be so boring.
Xia Zhi cleaned the ingredients needed for the next day, put them in the refrigerator, and sat opposite Li Huacai.
He looked at Tachibana Aya and said, "We'll play until eleven o'clock. When the time is up, you can come back."
"I know, I know."
Tachibana Aya looks eager to try.
"The rules are still the same as last time. One person has four planes. Two dice are rolled at a time. The exit point is from four to six o'clock. After exiting the warehouse, it is re-rolled. If you don't make it once, go back to the starting point and start again. The prop card does not need to be used. But it must be used before rolling the dice. After using the prop card, you will have two rounds of byes. There is no limit to the entrance, and above."
This magically modified flying chess, I don’t know who came up with it. The original blueprint of Sifang Tianzi has been changed into a hexagram. It can be played by up to six people at the same time, and things like item cards have been added. Most of them are used for interference, and they are extremely random.
On top of this, the two people went out of their way to add rules, such as the setting of two dice at a time and the setting of the exit point.The departure point means that before the plane leaves the starting point, it is necessary to throw points for judgment. If the number of points thrown is within the range of the departure point, the plane can depart, otherwise it will be regarded as a departure failure.And the most vicious thing is the setting of returning to the starting point and starting over.What does that mean?That is to say, if you have entered the parking line and are still two squares away from the end point, but you throw three points, your plane will not go back, just throw it back to the starting point, and start again.
This is already very flattering, but the setting of the prop card makes this rule extremely cruel - most of the contents of the prop card are to increase the number of points of one dice when the opponent rolls points. In other words, originally you rolled two Dice, you have to roll one more.If you encounter this card when you are two spaces away from the end, sorry, even the gods can't save you.
Moreover, prop cards are used cyclically, and there is no situation where no prop cards are available.
Above, the god-level brutal flying chess battle begins!
(End of this chapter)
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