Chiba Salted Fish Legend

Chapter 132

Tachibana Aya put Xiaoxi on the bed to let her sleep on her own, and then went to rummage in the closet.Xia Zhi didn't know what she was looking for, and it was hard to ask, let alone go and watch, so he simply sat down at the low table in the center of the room and observed that there were some changes compared to last time. space.

It's not so much a change as it is an increase. The cabinet that Xia Zhi helped install last time is almost full again.Moreover, in the pile of things Tachibana Aya bought that was placed with the snacks, Natsuki remembered that there was a figure box in it, which meant that there would be another member on the shelf soon.

According to the sales price of figures in the Japanese industry, even though they are small, these figures are quite expensive.The figures, toys, and models in Tachibana Aya's room cost at least tens of thousands of yuan if converted into RMB. To Xia Zhi, this place is a space full of the evils of capitalism.

However, it feels quite spectacular to be surrounded by dozens, maybe hundreds, of various figures.However, if there are really hundreds of them, they may cost more than tens of thousands of dollars... After all, this is a figure.

"It's weird, where did I put it..."

Moreover, she threw the laptop on the bed, and her glasses were also on the bed. It can be imagined that she usually stayed at home and played with the computer.

Tachibana Aya was talking to herself over there, attracting Natsuki's attention.Xia Zhi turned to look towards her, just in time to see her pulling out a towel, or rather a bath towel, Xia Zhi immediately looked away.

Although a bath towel is not like underwear, it is a bit impolite to look directly at its owner.

"Finally found it... I just bought it when the price was reduced some time ago, and I haven't even used it yet."

Tachibana Aya shook out the bath towel, then folded it twice into a square mat.He walked to the bed and placed the bath towel next to the bed. He then reached out to pick up Xiao Xi who was sleeping and placed him on the bath towel.Xiao Xi, who didn't weigh much to begin with, was about to sink in. You can only imagine how soft this bath towel was.

"I have to go to the store tomorrow to buy something."

"There are indeed a lot of things to buy."

Keeping a pet is actually quite troublesome. You have to prepare a place for it to sleep, a food box, some pet food, you have to get injections and have surgery, you have to cut the hair when it grows, and you have to take it out for walks.And depending on the size of the pet, the cost may be no less than that of a normal child.If you have a naughty pet, such as Erha, you will need to change furniture frequently.

"Now that it's done, I'll go back first."

Xia Zhi stood up and wanted to leave.

"You just arrived and you're leaving now?"

"Everything I have to do is done, what am I still doing here?"

Originally, Xia Zhi's purpose of following here was just to make sure that Xiao Xi would not suddenly escape from Tachibana Aya on the way. Moreover, if she went back alone, she would have two large plastic bags of snacks in one hand and nothing in the other. If Xiaoxi ran away halfway with the trophies she came back from shopping in Tokyo, she really wouldn't be able to do anything about it.

This guy is like most people. Although he won't be disliked by cats as soon as they meet him, he is also not attached to cats. He is completely different from people with cat-attracting physiques.

"Aren't you going to play for a while before leaving?"

"What are you doing..." Xia Zhi expressed his distaste for this. There was at least a pair of flying chess in his apartment, but Tachibana Aya had nothing here.

"Besides, have you finished writing your novel?"

"Wow, it's Sunday. Can't I take a break?"

"Bah. You've been running to the coffee shop and my house twice in three days, aren't you resting every day?"

"I'm not just playing, it's called gathering information! Do you understand that?"

Tachibana Aya quibbled.

"You are obviously just playing, stop making excuses."

Xia Zhi revealed her true thoughts without mercy.It would not be a pity to kill such a fishy writer.

"Even if I am playing, I am playing with a purpose."

"In the end, he admitted that he was playing..."

Xia Zhi gave her a contemptuous look.

"If there's nothing wrong, I'll go back first. There's still a lot of things to pack."

"Yeah...that's what I said. Then go back first and I'll see you next time."

Tachibana Aya looked like he was hesitating to speak, which made Xia Zhi want to hit someone.What he hates most is people who sell out their opinions.

"Is there something you can't just say no to?"

"But you have to go back."

When Xia Zhi heard this, he sat down for her again.What I have to say is that Tachibana Aya's current expression is particularly funny.

"Then, what happened?"

"Actually, it's not a big deal. I wanted to ask you some questions, but I forgot about them when I met Xiao Xi."

Tachibana Aya sat down opposite Xia Zhi with a serious look on her face.

"Do you like women's clothing?"

Xia Zhi:? ? ?
"Are you looking for a fight?"

"No, no, no, I'm very serious." Tachibana Aya shook her head.

"Then why do you ask such a question? Were you beaten by someone who didn't like you?"

"Ha," Tachibana Aya chuckled softly: "I have never been the only one who beats others, and no one has ever been able to beat me."

"Where are your parents?"

"Can my... parents be counted as others?"

Li Huacai glared at Xia Zhi: "Don't interrupt."

"Who interrupted..."

This is too unreasonable.

"Anyway, when I was looking for information on the Internet some time ago, I looked up what the most interesting things among Chinese young people are this year, and then I discovered the word 'women's clothing.' Gee, I didn't expect you to still have this This is a hobby that women can no longer satisfy you, right?"

Xia Zhi looked like fuck, who are you trying to reason with?
"No, in the final analysis, it's obviously you who caused this. If the transvestite culture hadn't become popular here, it wouldn't have spread to China, and then a bunch of cross-dressing men appeared on the Internet. It's obviously you who caused it."

Xia Zhi emphasized it twice, trying to clear the relationship.

"But I checked online, and it's clear that women's clothing started from your side."

"Are you kidding me? If your transvestite culture wasn't so popular, where would the cross-dressing master come from?"

Seeing whether Xia Zhi believed it, Tachibana Aya took out her phone, searched it, and then handed it to Xia Zhi.Xia Zhi looked at the key words of the search - famous Chinese women's clothing bosses, and then the things he found were... Long Yangjun, Mei Lanfang.

Xia Zhi was stunned on the spot.

Everyone knows that Long Yangjun was one of the most beautiful women in the Wei Kingdom during the Warring States Period. He was charming and charming, and was favored by the then King of Wei. Even the beauties in the harem were eclipsed by him. He was also the first recorded beauty in the official history of China. gay.Not only is he beautiful and charming, he is also a master of swordsmanship in the Wei State and has strong political abilities. He is also often an envoy to other countries - a beauty, a martial artist, a strategist, a diplomat, etc. all rolled into one... But he is a man. of.

Mei Lanfang, if you don’t know him, please commit suicide immediately.The first of the four most famous actors in Peking Opera, the founder of the Mei School, and one of the most famous artists in China, he enjoys an extremely high reputation at home and abroad. His outstanding contributions to Chinese drama art will forever be recorded in the history of art.

Venerable Zhou, the Zhou Shuren who makes you read articles in middle and high school Chinese textbooks every day, once said - the greatest, most permanent, and most common art in China is men pretending to be women.

This sentence can be found in books, and there is absolutely no possibility for you to refute it.But how can we now prove that women's clothing is just a special phenomenon that appears by chance?Xia Zhi's head hurt a little.

"It's different..."

Xia Zhi made a weak argument, but he had no evidence to support his argument.

Fortunately for Long Yangjun, the official history only said that he was beautiful, but it never said that she was wearing women's clothes. Even if it had been said, Tachibana Aya probably couldn't find any definite evidence.But Master Mei Lanfang is a little bit confused. No matter how you look at it, the clothes are women's clothes, and they are not attractive. Moreover, they are recognized by the world as an art master, and the whole world knows the art of Peking Opera... ...Even if Xia Zhi doesn’t watch Peking Opera, he can’t slander him.

Tachibana Aya looked at Natsuki's troubled expression and didn't know what she was thinking. When Natsuki's attention was not on her, she picked up the small notebook and pen she carried with her and started writing something. Got the material.She also cleverly crossed her legs and placed the notebook on her lap, so that she could use the low table to block Xia Zhi's view and prevent him from seeing her collecting materials.

"Well, that's a Peking Opera performance, that's art, it can't be considered women's clothing."

"Then the transvestite characters that appear in our Japanese anime are also art, and they are not women's clothing. So you are still the women's clothing boss who produces it yourself."

Tachibana Aya answered intelligently, and Xia Zhi was once again entangled.

How the hell should I refute this? It's urgent. I'm waiting online.

"So Xia Zhi, you can't refute me, so why not answer my question quickly?"

Tachibana Aya closed the small notebook. She had finished recording.

"I don't like women's clothing. Don't even think about me wearing women's clothing in this life."

"Really fragrant?"

"Fuck?"

Compared to Tachibana Aya's confused expression, Natsuki's expression was more horrifying.

"How come you even know the true fragrance?"

"This is a hot word, I don't know, it's harder, right? Also, damn, it seems like a curse word, right?"

"In a certain context, that's an exclamation!"

"So that's how it was..."

Tachibana Aya took out a small notebook again and started jotting down.

"Stop! You can't remember this!"

Xia Zhi tried to maintain his dignity in the Chinese Internet community.

"Eh, but..."

"Shut up! If you forget, we'll break off our relationship."

Tachibana Aya blinked and put away the notebook.

"Oh, okay then." Tachibana Aya paused, as if she had found some loophole, and Xia Zhi suddenly felt bad again: "By the way, what is the position for breaking up?"

No way, Tachibana Aya.

They have been completely assimilated into the sand sculpture culture of the Chinese Internet community and can no longer communicate properly.If I don't leave, I will have a myocardial infarction.Natsuki said goodbye to Tachibana Aya, and then walked away with the other party's smiling expression.

"Interesting……"

Tachibana Aya said to herself.

(End of this chapter)