Chiba Salted Fish Legend
Chapter 33 I’m going to sleep too.
Chapter 33 I’m going to sleep too.
"Xia Zhijun, see you tomorrow."
The store manager said to Xia Zhi, who had already half stepped out of the store. Xia Zhi waved his hand and disappeared in front of the coffee shop with the sound of wind chimes, blending into the night.
This road has been traveled countless times, but today a gentle breeze blows, which makes people feel refreshed.In China, apart from the coastal and plateau areas, where is there such a refreshing wind?Although this is still an urban area, the terrain of Japan allows the sea breeze to blow over the land unscrupulously.
feel good.
Xia Zhi thought to himself, but he didn't have the leisure to slowly feel this beauty, and kept walking towards the apartment.Although it is also a large human gathering place, Chiba, at least the residential area seems relatively quiet, different from the noisy atmosphere all day long, and even a bit like the curfew in ancient China.When a person is walking around alone, he who is less courageous can just walk and think randomly.
When I walked to the apartment, most of it was black.The landlord is basically invisible except when collecting rent and on certain holidays.Even if you live directly above her.Although he is relatively cold, it is perfect for Xia Zhi. After all, older people always like short-lived parents, and Xia Zhi may not be able to cope with it...
He opened the door and walked in. He turned on the light, took off his shoes and threw his schoolbag in one go. He sat on the sofa and pondered what he would do later.The amount of exercise today was not large. Japan has a relatively comfortable environment all year round. Xia Zhi did not sweat or do any dirty work, and there was no need to take a shower.
So without saying anything, I took out my mobile phone and started downloading 2CH.
Human beings cannot survive without the Internet - Lu Xun
We already have QQ and WeChat, but only need 2CH, so we have a three-piece social networking set.Why didn't you think of using 2CH before?Xia Zhi couldn't help but think about this issue.
Japan's Internet wireless network is very comprehensive and of very high quality.At that time, we couldn't keep up with the broadband trend, so we were so angry that fiber optics were laid across the country... It is said that there are 100M large water pipes here. After trying it, Xia Zhi always felt that they had mixed up this information.But I can still accept it for the time being.
Xia Zhi opened 2CH, and his eyes suddenly lit up. He pressed the HOME button and directly dragged it to the top to uninstall it. There was no problem at all.
This interface is so terrible... How on earth do Japanese netizens tolerate such a crude interface?It's almost as good as a forum, but to Xia Zhi, it's completely incomparable to a certain post bar.
The saying that people rely on clothes actually applies to all aspects.
The bankruptcy of the social three-piece plan made Xia Zhi shift his attention to mobile games.However, the only games currently left on his phone are useless dogs. Xia Zhi is still a leopard-headed person. He can only order the dog food or activities ordered by Meng Xin a few times every day, and then he has nothing to do.
Although there is a certain gap between Japanese mobile games and Chinese mobile games, they are actually similar in terms of krypton gold.
Sorry, I lied.
Domestic mobile games are seven or eight planets ahead of other countries in terms of krypton gold.
Even so, the monetization model and amount of gold in Japanese mobile games cannot be underestimated.The profitability of many well-known IP games is not much lower than that of China.Although Chinese mobile game players are very stupid and spend a lot of money in the game to draw R cards, it does not necessarily mean that Japan is any better in this regard...
Moreover, Japan’s consumption system, which is quite scary for the Chinese people, is actually not suitable for the Chinese Scoia’tael Party to play.Free games, free games, is there anything more expensive than free games in the world?
Oh, CSGO doesn’t count.That money is just to buy a shopping basket, not a game.
So buyout games are the best.It’s like a cool pioneer, if you spend money to buy it, as long as you can resist the temptation, everything can be accumulated directly by playing games, whether it’s skin, voice painting, etc., although the amount is extremely large, but in fact, after playing You will find that this TM saves a lot of money than the so-called free.
Even the skydiving simulator, if you play it a lot, you can even get your money back by selling the box you bought - even though the person who bought the box is also a Chinese...
Of course, although there are many shameless manufacturers who will sell half of the game, and then continue to make profits by using the name DLC which is actually a fraud.
The game content is incomplete?Buy the DLC!
The monster is too strong to defeat?Buy the DLC!
Don't have nice clothes and character models?Buy the DLC!
What?Don't you want to buy it?Whatever, it’s not me who can only play half of the game anyway.
Look, it's so shameless. It's at this time that the industry's pill talk is becoming popular. Only a few consciences can save the industry.For details, please visit Baidu Polish Jackass and Potato Breeding Company, which will give you a game if you buy a bug.
The Witcher series is one of the rare conscientious works. As for the Spicy Chicken and Potato Cultivation Center, apart from bugs and potato servers, how many things can really be used to make arguments?A certain FUZE that saved hostages has already become famous all over the world, but some manufacturers are still fixing the bug of "being able to display Chinese subtitles and Chinese voices".
Shit!If you want to make money from us, don’t give it Chinese language to us!
However, there are still people who stick to him and really want someone to blow his dog's head off with a Rem meteor hammer.
But Xia Zhi, who had already avenged his son, didn’t know what to do after establishing the Hidden Ones organization... Spicy Chicken Potato Breeding Company, most of the stand-alone games are not sticky, except for the numerous exploding collectibles and all kinds of strange things. Apart from the achievements, I really have no motivation to continue playing after completing the main story.
Xia Zhi thought of a certain hero who guarded the castle and a sword dozens of meters long.To play Dark Souls?
Xia Zhi seemed to see a middle-aged man with a round face wearing glasses looking at him with pity. He couldn't help but shudder and shook this terrible thought out of his mind.
Flicking his phone, Xia Zhi saw that sinful app again, and a fat guy with a G in his name was smiling at him.
What else can a person do in his life besides playing games?Xia Zhi couldn't help thinking about this question carefully.
And study.
It is impossible to study, and it is impossible to study outside school in this life.
And watch movies.
However, Japan is not like China. If you want to watch movies here, you can almost only rely on video rental stores or cinemas. However, "I, Percival, never team up with others" have already spent part of his remaining pocket money...
What else can you do?There seemed to be nothing to do.Is it possible to really play Dark Souls?Then I might as well study.
Xia Zhi was extremely confused.
His cell phone vibrated at this moment.Xia Zhi glanced at it and saw an expression.The sender's name is... an anonymous high school girl writer, and it's great.
Xia Zhi operated with one hand and sent her a message back.
【what? 】
[Inspiration is running out and I am looking for inspiration. 】
[Then go find your editor! 】
Do you have nothing to do in the middle of the night to make fun of people?Is the super-popular light novel author great?I also know the national idol Jasmine Amamiya!
They should be...acquainted with each other, right?After all, she and her sister are good friends...
[My editor lady has gone to bed at this time. 】
Is that guy really an editor?Xia Zhi looked at the time, which was exactly nine o'clock.
Isn’t that what an editor is supposed to be like?That kind of creature, like a psychopath, squats at the door of the author's house all day long, holding a controlled knife, and will die together if the other person does not take out the manuscript.Is this kind of person who goes to bed at nine o'clock really an editor?Xia Zhi was deeply suspicious.
【I also sleepy. 】
Xia Zhi wanted to end this unnutritious conversation as soon as possible, so he resorted to one of the legendary chat-ending sentence patterns - I want to sleep.
Juxtaposed with it are the two sentences "I'm going to take a shower" and "I'm going to work", which are usually used when girls try to end an online chat with a boy.Generally, the appearance of this sentence pattern means that the conversation is over, and sometimes it also means that the conversation in this life is over.
But the opponent is obviously not a person who plays according to the routine.
【Going to bed so early, are you doing something shameful?Read the book? 】
Damn, is this what a high school girl should say? ?
[Watch your words!I'm quite surprised that you actually know this book. 】
[I’ve seen it too, okay?I love my children deeply. 】
Xia Zhi was horrified and speechless for a long time.
children?Is she really a high school girl?Is the island country already so open?Mom, I'm so scared. I want to go back...I want to bring a girlfriend home.
[Tetsuya and Haruna are my best children. Is there anything wrong with me reading my own children’s books? 】
【Enough, shut up.You are talking about the problem. 】
Natsuki knew who Tetsuya and Haruna he was talking about, or rather, he wanted to read these two people's books.They are respectively the hero and heroine of "The Ordinary Future".The children she refers to should refer to the various characters in her novels.After thinking about it, Xia Zhi suddenly felt as if nothing was wrong... This was terrible.
【Oh, right.Don’t forget to come to my old place tomorrow to share my money. Haruna-chan’s figurines have started to be sold. As a mother, I must take a collector’s edition home. 】
Xia Zhi always felt that this was her ultimate goal.But he couldn't say anything about his rich man.
【I won’t miss you.Whether it can be sold or not is another matter. 】
【What?You say my signature can't be sold?How can this be? 】
[Maybe it’s impossible, don’t you have something in mind? 】
Xia Zhi couldn't understand her puffy look.
[Of course there are.My autograph will surely sell out of stock. 】
It’s useless to say more, the only thing is [haha].
【so be it.I'll wait for you at the bookstore tomorrow. 】
Xia Zhi thought about how suspicious she looked these days, and the corners of her mouth suddenly twitched.If he stands with such a suspicious person, he will face endless troubles.
【Don't.Don't wear that suspicious outfit tomorrow and we'll meet at the same coffee shop we went to today. 】
[How can I go out without wearing those clothes?You will be surrounded by fans! 】
【Stop dreaming.No one knows what you look like except me and your editor. 】
【…】
She sent a series of ellipses, and after a while.
[I was wearing the same clothes when I met her, and the editor didn’t know what I looked like. 】
Xia Zhi felt that there was definitely something wrong with the girl's mind.
(End of this chapter)
"Xia Zhijun, see you tomorrow."
The store manager said to Xia Zhi, who had already half stepped out of the store. Xia Zhi waved his hand and disappeared in front of the coffee shop with the sound of wind chimes, blending into the night.
This road has been traveled countless times, but today a gentle breeze blows, which makes people feel refreshed.In China, apart from the coastal and plateau areas, where is there such a refreshing wind?Although this is still an urban area, the terrain of Japan allows the sea breeze to blow over the land unscrupulously.
feel good.
Xia Zhi thought to himself, but he didn't have the leisure to slowly feel this beauty, and kept walking towards the apartment.Although it is also a large human gathering place, Chiba, at least the residential area seems relatively quiet, different from the noisy atmosphere all day long, and even a bit like the curfew in ancient China.When a person is walking around alone, he who is less courageous can just walk and think randomly.
When I walked to the apartment, most of it was black.The landlord is basically invisible except when collecting rent and on certain holidays.Even if you live directly above her.Although he is relatively cold, it is perfect for Xia Zhi. After all, older people always like short-lived parents, and Xia Zhi may not be able to cope with it...
He opened the door and walked in. He turned on the light, took off his shoes and threw his schoolbag in one go. He sat on the sofa and pondered what he would do later.The amount of exercise today was not large. Japan has a relatively comfortable environment all year round. Xia Zhi did not sweat or do any dirty work, and there was no need to take a shower.
So without saying anything, I took out my mobile phone and started downloading 2CH.
Human beings cannot survive without the Internet - Lu Xun
We already have QQ and WeChat, but only need 2CH, so we have a three-piece social networking set.Why didn't you think of using 2CH before?Xia Zhi couldn't help but think about this issue.
Japan's Internet wireless network is very comprehensive and of very high quality.At that time, we couldn't keep up with the broadband trend, so we were so angry that fiber optics were laid across the country... It is said that there are 100M large water pipes here. After trying it, Xia Zhi always felt that they had mixed up this information.But I can still accept it for the time being.
Xia Zhi opened 2CH, and his eyes suddenly lit up. He pressed the HOME button and directly dragged it to the top to uninstall it. There was no problem at all.
This interface is so terrible... How on earth do Japanese netizens tolerate such a crude interface?It's almost as good as a forum, but to Xia Zhi, it's completely incomparable to a certain post bar.
The saying that people rely on clothes actually applies to all aspects.
The bankruptcy of the social three-piece plan made Xia Zhi shift his attention to mobile games.However, the only games currently left on his phone are useless dogs. Xia Zhi is still a leopard-headed person. He can only order the dog food or activities ordered by Meng Xin a few times every day, and then he has nothing to do.
Although there is a certain gap between Japanese mobile games and Chinese mobile games, they are actually similar in terms of krypton gold.
Sorry, I lied.
Domestic mobile games are seven or eight planets ahead of other countries in terms of krypton gold.
Even so, the monetization model and amount of gold in Japanese mobile games cannot be underestimated.The profitability of many well-known IP games is not much lower than that of China.Although Chinese mobile game players are very stupid and spend a lot of money in the game to draw R cards, it does not necessarily mean that Japan is any better in this regard...
Moreover, Japan’s consumption system, which is quite scary for the Chinese people, is actually not suitable for the Chinese Scoia’tael Party to play.Free games, free games, is there anything more expensive than free games in the world?
Oh, CSGO doesn’t count.That money is just to buy a shopping basket, not a game.
So buyout games are the best.It’s like a cool pioneer, if you spend money to buy it, as long as you can resist the temptation, everything can be accumulated directly by playing games, whether it’s skin, voice painting, etc., although the amount is extremely large, but in fact, after playing You will find that this TM saves a lot of money than the so-called free.
Even the skydiving simulator, if you play it a lot, you can even get your money back by selling the box you bought - even though the person who bought the box is also a Chinese...
Of course, although there are many shameless manufacturers who will sell half of the game, and then continue to make profits by using the name DLC which is actually a fraud.
The game content is incomplete?Buy the DLC!
The monster is too strong to defeat?Buy the DLC!
Don't have nice clothes and character models?Buy the DLC!
What?Don't you want to buy it?Whatever, it’s not me who can only play half of the game anyway.
Look, it's so shameless. It's at this time that the industry's pill talk is becoming popular. Only a few consciences can save the industry.For details, please visit Baidu Polish Jackass and Potato Breeding Company, which will give you a game if you buy a bug.
The Witcher series is one of the rare conscientious works. As for the Spicy Chicken and Potato Cultivation Center, apart from bugs and potato servers, how many things can really be used to make arguments?A certain FUZE that saved hostages has already become famous all over the world, but some manufacturers are still fixing the bug of "being able to display Chinese subtitles and Chinese voices".
Shit!If you want to make money from us, don’t give it Chinese language to us!
However, there are still people who stick to him and really want someone to blow his dog's head off with a Rem meteor hammer.
But Xia Zhi, who had already avenged his son, didn’t know what to do after establishing the Hidden Ones organization... Spicy Chicken Potato Breeding Company, most of the stand-alone games are not sticky, except for the numerous exploding collectibles and all kinds of strange things. Apart from the achievements, I really have no motivation to continue playing after completing the main story.
Xia Zhi thought of a certain hero who guarded the castle and a sword dozens of meters long.To play Dark Souls?
Xia Zhi seemed to see a middle-aged man with a round face wearing glasses looking at him with pity. He couldn't help but shudder and shook this terrible thought out of his mind.
Flicking his phone, Xia Zhi saw that sinful app again, and a fat guy with a G in his name was smiling at him.
What else can a person do in his life besides playing games?Xia Zhi couldn't help thinking about this question carefully.
And study.
It is impossible to study, and it is impossible to study outside school in this life.
And watch movies.
However, Japan is not like China. If you want to watch movies here, you can almost only rely on video rental stores or cinemas. However, "I, Percival, never team up with others" have already spent part of his remaining pocket money...
What else can you do?There seemed to be nothing to do.Is it possible to really play Dark Souls?Then I might as well study.
Xia Zhi was extremely confused.
His cell phone vibrated at this moment.Xia Zhi glanced at it and saw an expression.The sender's name is... an anonymous high school girl writer, and it's great.
Xia Zhi operated with one hand and sent her a message back.
【what? 】
[Inspiration is running out and I am looking for inspiration. 】
[Then go find your editor! 】
Do you have nothing to do in the middle of the night to make fun of people?Is the super-popular light novel author great?I also know the national idol Jasmine Amamiya!
They should be...acquainted with each other, right?After all, she and her sister are good friends...
[My editor lady has gone to bed at this time. 】
Is that guy really an editor?Xia Zhi looked at the time, which was exactly nine o'clock.
Isn’t that what an editor is supposed to be like?That kind of creature, like a psychopath, squats at the door of the author's house all day long, holding a controlled knife, and will die together if the other person does not take out the manuscript.Is this kind of person who goes to bed at nine o'clock really an editor?Xia Zhi was deeply suspicious.
【I also sleepy. 】
Xia Zhi wanted to end this unnutritious conversation as soon as possible, so he resorted to one of the legendary chat-ending sentence patterns - I want to sleep.
Juxtaposed with it are the two sentences "I'm going to take a shower" and "I'm going to work", which are usually used when girls try to end an online chat with a boy.Generally, the appearance of this sentence pattern means that the conversation is over, and sometimes it also means that the conversation in this life is over.
But the opponent is obviously not a person who plays according to the routine.
【Going to bed so early, are you doing something shameful?Read the book? 】
Damn, is this what a high school girl should say? ?
[Watch your words!I'm quite surprised that you actually know this book. 】
[I’ve seen it too, okay?I love my children deeply. 】
Xia Zhi was horrified and speechless for a long time.
children?Is she really a high school girl?Is the island country already so open?Mom, I'm so scared. I want to go back...I want to bring a girlfriend home.
[Tetsuya and Haruna are my best children. Is there anything wrong with me reading my own children’s books? 】
【Enough, shut up.You are talking about the problem. 】
Natsuki knew who Tetsuya and Haruna he was talking about, or rather, he wanted to read these two people's books.They are respectively the hero and heroine of "The Ordinary Future".The children she refers to should refer to the various characters in her novels.After thinking about it, Xia Zhi suddenly felt as if nothing was wrong... This was terrible.
【Oh, right.Don’t forget to come to my old place tomorrow to share my money. Haruna-chan’s figurines have started to be sold. As a mother, I must take a collector’s edition home. 】
Xia Zhi always felt that this was her ultimate goal.But he couldn't say anything about his rich man.
【I won’t miss you.Whether it can be sold or not is another matter. 】
【What?You say my signature can't be sold?How can this be? 】
[Maybe it’s impossible, don’t you have something in mind? 】
Xia Zhi couldn't understand her puffy look.
[Of course there are.My autograph will surely sell out of stock. 】
It’s useless to say more, the only thing is [haha].
【so be it.I'll wait for you at the bookstore tomorrow. 】
Xia Zhi thought about how suspicious she looked these days, and the corners of her mouth suddenly twitched.If he stands with such a suspicious person, he will face endless troubles.
【Don't.Don't wear that suspicious outfit tomorrow and we'll meet at the same coffee shop we went to today. 】
[How can I go out without wearing those clothes?You will be surrounded by fans! 】
【Stop dreaming.No one knows what you look like except me and your editor. 】
【…】
She sent a series of ellipses, and after a while.
[I was wearing the same clothes when I met her, and the editor didn’t know what I looked like. 】
Xia Zhi felt that there was definitely something wrong with the girl's mind.
(End of this chapter)
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