Chiba Salted Fish Legend

Chapter 73: Going on a date tomorrow?

By personally delivering Amamiya Rise to the station, Natsuki had fulfilled his obligation.However, the moment he turned around, a voice suddenly sounded in his ears.

"What a lovely girl."

"Fuck!"

He hurriedly took a step back, his heart beat violently once due to severe fright, paused for two or three seconds, and then began to beat rapidly again.

"What did you just say? I don't understand Chinese very well."

The moment he was frightened, he yelled "Fuck" in Chinese, and Xia Zhi's heart also rose up.

"My heart almost jumped out of my mouth... Why the hell did you suddenly come out to scare me? It's really going to kill someone!"

"Why did you suddenly run out? I have been following you for some time."

Tachibana Aya said in a nonchalant tone.

"It's been a while... Isn't this even worse? Are you a stalker?"

"Because I suddenly saw an acquaintance walking with a beautiful girl at night. It's impossible to say that I don't care, right?"

"Stalking is too much."

Xia Zhi stared at her.

"And don't use words that can be misleading."

"We obviously went out for a walk with the girls, how can there be any misunderstanding?"

Tachibana Aya blinked and a strange smile appeared on her face.

"You told me a few days ago that you weren't going to find a girlfriend, but you already have one? You're really dishonest, Xia Zhi."

"Don't talk nonsense. That's a junior from my school. She did me a big favor some time ago. I just treated her to a meal."

"I see... Although the credibility is not very high, I will trust you for once. Otherwise, a relationship that ends before it even begins would be a little hurtful to me."

"You seemed to have said something just now that I couldn't ignore?"

When did this person start falling in love?Does it have anything to do with me?Could it be that you are talking about me?Wake up quickly, Xia Zhi, this is not what ordinary people should think. Only people with self-awareness can survive tenaciously in this society. It is best to stop this unrealistic fantasy as soon as possible.

"Ah, did you hear that?"

"You didn't even think about not letting me hear it, did you?"

She didn't mean to make her voice softer at all, she just did it on purpose.

"Now that you heard it, I can only tell the truth. After a long time together, I finally developed a strange feeling for you. I think it is probably called..."

“如果你是想开玩笑说那是恋爱的话信不信我揍你。”

"...I haven't finished speaking yet."

Tachibana Aya glared back at Natsuki.This inappropriate attitude convinced Xia Zhi once again that she just wanted to make a joke.But doesn’t this person know what jokes can and cannot be made?
"Nothing big or small. Don't joke about this kind of thing again."

"Who said I was joking?"

"Ha ha."

No longer paying attention to this woman with brain circuit problems, Xia Zhi raised his head and looked at the night. It was already very late.

"gone back."

"Hey wait for me."

Natsuki and Tachibana Aya were walking on the way back, and she didn't mention what she just said.

"But Xia Zhi, are there any good restaurants around here? I've been shopping around here and there's no particularly popular restaurant."

"Why do you have to go to the restaurant? Shouldn't it be better for you to do the treat yourself?"

It's too much to entertain others at your home but go out and buy food to eat.Wouldn’t it be better to just eat outside?The so-called hospitality, the best choice is for the host to cook a sumptuous meal.It is economical and can leave a good impression on others. Isn’t it too disrespectful to go out to eat when others come to play?
"Hey, Xia Zhi, did you do it yourself?"

"Yeah, what's the problem?"

"I remember that. You probably haven't treated me to the food you cooked, right?"

"Isn't that nonsense? What meal is not eaten in a coffee shop?"

Since there is delicious food available in coffee shops, why do you have to go home and make it yourself?Although there are many simple dishes, it still takes time to cook even the simplest dishes.Washing dishes and so on is also very troublesome.Speaking of which, the dishes in the apartment haven't been cleared away yet...

Tachibana Aya pretended to be cute and puffed her lips.

"You actually don't treat me to the food you cooked by yourself?"

"Because it's super troublesome. Today's meal took me more than two hours...and can you stop using that expression? You are older than me and taller than me. I feel a little awkward."

Xia Zhi is not interested in this deliberately cute behavior.If Rise did it, Natsuki might kneel down and worship him. If Tachibana Aya did it, he would only feel deeply awkward... The sexy big sister character suddenly changed her style and acted cute everywhere. Can you accept it? ? ...seems pretty good...ahem.

Tachibana Aya said, "I'm sorry, Liuli, your boyfriend cheated on me." She took out a notebook and pen to write something. The notebook looked familiar. After thinking about it for a while, Xia Zhi remembered that this was what she recorded. Contents of Notebook.In other words, Xia Zhi is currently in a state of being interviewed.The slightly awkward situation just now suddenly became reasonable...

Yes, this crazy female writer is drawing material for her light novel, so she plays a different role than usual.But Xia Zhi obviously didn't expect that he would have so much content to draw from.

"I didn't cheat. I don't have a girlfriend at all. And who is Xiao Liuli?"

"Xiao Liuli is Zhixiajun's childhood sweetheart and girlfriend. By the way, Zhixiajun is an international student from China and is now a sophomore in high school."

"Is this totally me!?"

Although it is a happy thing to be recorded in a book, Xia Zhi now feels that this matter is not as happy as he imagined.

"Okay, okay. As long as I don't tell anyone, no one will know that you are Zhixia."

"Isn't art higher than reality? Change me to another person!"

"Before that, art came from reality."

"Even if you use such cunning words, you can't hide the fact that you just want to be lazy!"

Moreover, Xia Zhi had another thing he wanted to know.

"If Zhixia is me, then who is Xiao Liuli?"

"Then you still have to ask? Of course it's me!"

"Why don't you go to heaven! There must be a limit to laziness, okay? Is it really okay to be so lazy?"

"Tsk tsk, don't you understand?"

Tachibana Aya raised a finger and shook it.

"This is the ultimate creative method used by Sakurasou and Monthly Girls to gain popularity while being lazy and writing good stories! Now I just need to fill every day with stories to create a good work!"

"That's a plot that only appears in light novels and comics! Did you play too many money-making games and your brain was damaged!?"

"Do you still remember, Xia Zhi?"

Tachibana Aya said faintly, like a ghost.

"My gold-priced mobile game... has been uninstalled by me, right in front of you."

Xia Zhi suddenly remembered that this was indeed the case...

what is this?Digging your own grave?Laughter almost ran out from the inside of Socrates' coffin.

But now that the situation has come to an end, she can't be allowed to download the mobile phone game with gold... Is it really going to be so bad this time?
"Do not worry."

Tachibana Aya patted Natsuki's shoulder.

"It's a comedy with the sweet and sour taste of love."

"I can't feel relieved at all..."

"Or are you, Xia Zhi, more of a harem type of person?"

"Sorry, I'm a big believer in monogamy."

If the answer is yes, Tachibana Aya will definitely cause more things, so now she can only give up her impossible dream in words.Although salted fish does not deserve to have dreams.

"Really? I actually think the harem plot is more interesting. I also like cute girls."

"Don't mess around. Shura Field is no joke."

Because of Tachibana Aya's words, Natsuki now has a wonderful sense of involvement in the work she is creating.It's so ironic, I didn't expect that even my fantasies would be dominated by others.

"So, let's go on a date tomorrow?"

"nonexistent."

Xia Zhi flatly refused.

"A girl as beautiful as me asks you for a date and you actually want to refuse? Are you still a man?"

"Although it's true, it's quite disgusting for the person involved to say it, so can you stop? Besides, I prefer cute children, so you have been passed."

"Wow, what a speech like a scumbag."

Tachibana Aya looked disgusted.

"But it's too easy to be cute or something. Girls have ways of doing it."

"Don't just plagiarize other people's famous sayings."

"Don't doubt a girl's ability to act for the people she cares about."

Tachibana Aya turned her head and looked at Xia Zhi with a sweet smile.Although Xia Zhi didn't want to admit it, for just a moment, just for a moment, Xia Zhi seemed to be attracted.

A girl's sweet talk is the most dangerous poison in the world. In addition, the mother of the famous Master Zhang also said that the more beautiful a girl is, the more likely she is to lie, so even if she is flirted with, it will hardly affect Xia Zhi.And words of this level are completely unable to conquer Xia Zhi, who has been trained like an iron wall by his sister.

Xia Zhi, who has been tricked into doing troublesome things by all kinds of good words since he was a child, will not be manipulated by such sweet talk.So Xia Zhi just paused for a moment and continued to walk forward, while Li Huacai, who was expecting this action, curled her lips, opened a page of the notebook, and then drew a cross on a certain line .

"Xia Zhi, you are really difficult to deal with, but it's more fun this way, so let's forget it."

"Humph."

Xia Zhi snorted proudly and turned away.

(End of this chapter)