My nephew is so filial

Chapter 60 Xu Kang's Immortal Cultivation Diary (Burn)
"It's so boring. Write some diary. The time in this world is, well, forget it, let's follow the modern time."

"On June 6th, sunny, because I only got the second place in the county in the college entrance examination, I was depressed. I went to play in the nearby mountains, passed through a hellish white fog, and came to a strange place. I was almost eaten by a saber-toothed tiger. Fortunately, a man and a woman rescued me, and they took me to a place called Yuding Cave, and with what I saw along the way, I speculate that I may have traveled to a world of cultivating immortals physically."

"On June 6th, sunny, at Yue Peak, the monk came to talk to me and asked me about my origins. He was as witty as me and pretended to have amnesia. After looking at me meaningfully for a while, the monk made a comprehensive examination of my body. In his own words, he didn't miss a single hair.

Before dark, the male monk told me to temporarily accept me as a registered disciple.I asked him why he accepted me, and he pointed to his handsome face, and I knew it instantly, because I was handsome. "

"On June 6th, Xiaoyu, Master gave me a painless abortion. Bah, let's do it again. It was a painless abortion. There was no stench like in the novel. Maybe it's because I'm more handsome."

"It was cloudy on June 6th. Master was out, and only the handsome uncle was with me. I ran to the top of the mountain, looked at the mountains, and felt great pride in my heart."

"June 6, Qing. I have been meditating for a whole day, but I still can't find the feeling of Qi. My buttocks hurt. I should prepare a pad."

"June 6, Qing. I meditated for another day. With the pad, my buttocks no longer hurt, but my legs are so numb. I seem to have forgotten something."

"June 6th, Yin, I finally feel energetic. I remembered that I haven't eaten for several days. I feel dizzy. I searched the whole Yuefeng but couldn't find anything to eat. My handsome uncle didn't know where he was. Well, don’t people in the world of immortality eat?”

"On July 7st, there was a strong wind last night and it still doesn't stop today. I meditated all day and made no progress. I practiced every day and practiced some fucking thing.

"On July 7nd, it was cloudy and I couldn't bear the hunger anymore. The pretty uncle finally came back. When I asked, I found out that she didn't want to eat, but just didn't know how to cook. I was so angry that I almost spiraled into the sky. At noon, After eating my first meal in the world of immortality, I burst into tears."

"July 7rd, Xiaoyu, Master came back and gave me a lot of elixirs and spiritual stones. Master, I love you."

"On July 7th, it rained heavily, and the master left again. The handsome uncle took away most of my elixirs, and threatened me that if I told the master, he would beat me. It was the first day I missed the master."

"On July 7th, there was a heavy rain. That stinky bitch came again, took away my spiritual stone, and asked me if I had ever seen a fist as big as a sandbag. Did I sell it? I missed my master the next day."

"July 7th, Xiaoyu, the third day I miss Master, the first day I miss home."

"July 7th, Yin, the fourth day I missed Master, the second day I was homesick, I developed a hemorrhoid, it hurts so much"

"July 7th, sunny, the fifth day I missed Master and the third day I was homesick, that bitch came and hypocritically asked me if I had any problems in cultivation. That’s ridiculous. I’m just hungry. It’s not like I’ve never been hungry.”

"July 7th, Qing, Ma Dan, I can't enter the cultivation state today, I'm so hungry."

"On July 7th, Qing, that stinky bitch came again, holding a roast chicken wrapped in oil paper, and asked me if it smelled good. I really wanted to beat her."

"On July 7th, Qing, Master finally came back. With tears in my eyes, I threw myself into Master's arms and accused Uncle Master of bullying. Master was so angry that he took out the bird feather duster and beat Uncle Master from inside the house to the outside again. Fight from outside to inside the house. Fight with me, kid. I have been a good snitch since the first grade of elementary school."

"On July 7, Yin, my uncle came to the door and apologized in a lowly manner. He also said that he would take me out to play. I refused. It was ridiculous. I thought I didn't know that she wanted to take revenge on me."

"On July 7th, Xiaoyu, Master was leaving again. I wanted to go with him, but Master refused. I was worried for a whole day, and Master didn't come to see me either."

"On July 7th, Yin, my uncle came and asked me to ride on a flying horse-drawn carriage. I refused, but she still forced me onto it. Then, the flying horse pulled the carriage up and down, left and right. It was flying left and right, back and forth, and I was vomiting. She stood on the ground, her arms crossed and laughing."

"July 7th, sunny, master came back and asked me if I was bullied by my uncle. I replied that my uncle was very kind to me. That night, my master left again. I gave a thumbs up for my wit .”

"On July 7th, Qing, I decided to use softness to overcome strength to deal with my uncle to please her. It's ridiculous. That's the kind of person I am. I fell ill that night."

"On July 7, Qing, my uncle found me dying. He was frightened and took care of me every step of the way."

"On July 7th, it was cloudy. I woke up and managed to drink half a bottle of spiritual honey under the careful care of my voluptuous and beautiful uncle."

"July 7th, Qing, it was Ling Honey again. I said with disgust, it was too boring. Master Meiyan was so angry that he left me and left. I was dying again that night, so Master Meiyan had to come back. Take care of me, little guy, and fight with me.”

"July 7th, Yin, Uncle Meiyan is feeding me"

"July 7st, overcast, the beautiful uncle was feeding me, and I accidentally saw it... so white and deep"

"On July 7nd, it was sunny. I recovered from my illness. Uncle Meiyan breathed a sigh of relief. That night, I sat on the steps outside the door with a depressed face and watched the moon all night long."

"July 7rd, Qing. Master Meiyan asked me what happened last night. I said I missed home. After I said that, I cried. That night, Master Meiyan watched the moon with me."

"On July 7th, it was sunny. When I was looking at the moon, I cried again. Master Meiyan wiped my tears gently. I said that I needed a warm embrace. Master Meiyan looked at me and said fiercely. She gave me a good beating, said she had tolerated me for a long time, and warned me not to peek at her breasts again."

"July 7th, cloudy, I fell ill again, huh"

"On July 7th, Xiaoyu, Master Meiyan gave me the elixir."

"July 7th, heavy rain, Uncle Meiyan feeds me"

"July 7th, heavy rain, Uncle Meiyan feeds me"

"July 7th, Xiao Yu, the master came back. Uncle Meiyan said that my nephew bullied me. The master said, it's fine if you don't bully him. Uncle Meiyan left with a whimper."

"On July 7th, Yin, Master took me to play in Lingguang Fantasyland. There were hundreds of dark coffins on display. I thought Master was going to trick me. I was almost scared to death when I was killed by a pretty boy who was two-thirds as handsome as me. Ridicule, boy, I remember you.”

"July 7st, it's sunny. It's finally sunny. Master told me that starting from tomorrow, I can go and receive the Qigong teachings. I have studied for more than ten years on earth, and I still have to go to school in the world of immortality. Woo woo woo. …”

"August 8st, Qing. On the first day of teaching the exercises, an elder named Duan Yaoyang was always lecturing me. I was afraid that he would suddenly come down with a knife and chop me."

"On August 8nd, Yin taught the skills and also reviewed the content of Elder Duan's lecture the day before. In the afternoon, the master left again. Before leaving, he left a lot of spiritual stones and elixirs. As expected, Master Meiyan来了，我告诉她，我已经把所有的丹药舔了一遍，她不嫌脏大可以服用，她揍了我一顿，拿走了所有的灵石。小样，跟我斗，呃，好像Nothing to be proud of”

"August 8rd, cloudy, teach the exercises, assess the content of the previous day"

"August 8rd, cloudy, teach the exercises, assess the content of the previous day"

"On August 8th, it was cloudy, and I met a friend named Ning Zhu, who was extremely stuttering. It was the first time I heard him speak, and my heart almost collapsed."

"On August 8th, Qing, I made another friend, the pretty guy who laughed at me last time at the Lingguang Illusion Point and was not as handsome as me. His name was Dong Yu. Through his mouth, I learned the name of my uncle Meiyan, An. Close the moon, pfft, I still have Diao Chan, it’s so tacky.”

"August 8th, sunny, transfer the skills, and assess the contents of the day before"

"August 8th, Qing, I'm going to pass on the Kung Fu and test the contents of the previous day. Damn it, these bastard Kung Fu Masters are going to take tests all day long. Either you or I will take the test. What the hell are you going to test?"

"On August 8th, Qing, there was a dragon banquet in Dongtian. I heard that Lao Duan felt that an elder who rose to power through nepotism was not worthy of sitting at the same table as him. In a rage, he overturned the table, causing no harm to the other elders. I was full, hahahaha, suddenly, I felt so sad, I was not even qualified to drink soup. In the afternoon, Uncle Meiyan brought back a large piece of fresh meat, and I stewed it directly. Uncle Meiyan said that he didn’t like eating it. I ate all the meat and almost didn't explode. Fortunately, Uncle Meiyan took action and met Dong Yu in the evening. He told me that each peak had a portion of dragon meat. Only then did I realize that what I was eating was dragon meat. Suddenly, I felt a little like it. Beautiful uncle!”

"On August 8th, Yin had a conflict with his fellow disciples. At first there was no winner, but later he was beaten by a group of people. If Dong Yu and Ning Zhu hadn't arrived in time, they would have knelt down and were punished with three days of confinement."

"August 8th, Qing, I regained my freedom today. Dong Yu, Ning Zhu, and Uncle Meiyan came to pick me up. On the way back, Uncle Meiyan asked me why I was fighting. I said they arranged for you, which was very ugly. , in the evening, Master Meiyan took the initiative to watch the moon with me. The moon tonight is big and round."

"It was cloudy on August 8th. My uncle was ill. After repeated inquiries, I found out that my menstruation was coming. I happened to have read about special massage techniques on the Internet, so I took the initiative to ask for help. I clumsily massaged my uncle for a day. I didn't know when to go to bed. When I woke up, my uncle was looking at me with such gentle eyes. A bold idea suddenly came to my mind. When I returned to my residence, I gave myself a slap in the face."

"On August 8th, Xiaoyu, I started to avoid my uncle. Even if I bumped into her, I stopped peeking at her breasts and butt like before."

"August 8th, Yin, transfer of skills, content of the day before assessment"

"August 8th, Yin, transfer of skills, content of the day before assessment"

"On August 8th, Qing, my uncle robbed me of the spiritual stones I earned by working for Dongtian. I wasn't angry at all. My uncle looked at me in surprise and left."

"August 8th, sunny. My uncle asked me to look at the moon, but I refused."

"On August 8st, my uncle invited me to take a ride on the cloud carriage. I got on it happily. My uncle smiled reluctantly."

"On August 8, Yin, I hid from my uncle for another day. At night, my uncle called me outside and asked me why I was crazy. I said it was nothing, and she said she was not allowed to go back until she made it clear. I said I liked it She laughed, and said that little brats know what liking means. I told her that she was too young, and if she didn’t believe me, I could take off my clothes and show it to her. She kicked me and left with a red face.

"August 8rd, Qing, it has been two months since I accidentally traveled to the world of immortality. My uncle went away with the elders in the cave. I felt that she was avoiding me and missed my uncle on the first day."

"August 8th, sunny, I met another friend, a woman named Qu Hongxiao, she doesn't feel very serious, I miss the second day of my uncle"

"On August 8th, Qing, Dong Yu secretly slipped a scroll into me. I opened it and looked at it. Damn, ancient spring pictures. I scoffed and gave it back to him. I miss my uncle on the third day."

"August 8th, Qing. I take back what I said before. Qu Hongxiao just likes flirting and is a serious person. I miss my uncle's fourth day."

"August 8th, cloudy, Dong Yu went home, something happened to Ning Zhu, master is not here, uncle is not here, can't go home, I am alone in Yuefeng, empty, lonely and cold, miss my uncle on the fifth day"

"August 8th, Yin. When I was wandering around the cave, I heard someone said that someone died in the cave this time. I don't know if my uncle is okay. I miss my uncle on the sixth day."

"August 8th, Xiaoyu, the bad news is getting more and more bad. Master, don't let anything happen to you. Master, where are you? Why do I not have a golden finger? I am incompetent and furious for a day. I miss my uncle on the seventh day."

"August 8th, light rain, another day of incompetence and rage. The eighth day I miss my uncle."

"August 8st, overcast, people from the cave have returned one after another. There is no uncle, and the heart is heavy. I miss the ninth day of the uncle."

"It's cloudy on September 9st. All the people who survived in Dongtian are back. There is no uncle. My heart sinks to the bottom. I miss my uncle on the tenth day."

"September 9nd, Qing. My uncle is back and I am so happy that he is crying. My uncle said he is so grown up and he is still crying. Is it embarrassing or not? I say it is embarrassing. I don't care."

"On September 9rd, Qing, Dongtian was given a gourd of elixirs. My uncle came to grab it. I said he would not give it to me until he died. My uncle's eyes lit up and he said, "If you don't give it, I will beat you." I said, "I won't give it even if I beat you." Uncle Master gave me a good tickle and then walked away with a happy expression on his face."

"September 9th, sunny, my uncle invited me to see the moon. I said I didn't like it. If my uncle said I didn't like the moon, I would beat you up. I said I lied to you just now. In fact, I like it very much. My uncle is very happy." "

"On September 9th, it was cloudy. Dong Yu came back. He didn't say a word. He seemed to have encountered something. I don't like to inquire about things, so I didn't ask him. In the evening, he told me that his father was making friends outside. A woman came to the door, and his mother and concubine fought with his father, almost destroying the palace. He came back in anger. "

"September 9th, sunny, master came back, and I was very restrained all day. I didn't speak ten words to my uncle."

"On September 9th, Yin, Master gave me a test. I performed well. Master praised me and said he would officially accept me as a disciple."

"On September 9th, Yin, Master left some spiritual stones and elixirs, and left. Before leaving, he said this was the last time, and I should learn to support myself. Master, I am still a child, woo woo Woo hoo... In the afternoon, my uncle came to grab the spiritual stones and elixirs. I refused to give them to him. After a fierce fight, my uncle came home with a full load again. In the evening, my uncle asked me to look at the moon. I said The moon came from a cloudy day, my uncle pouted and said, I said yes, and I sat with my uncle all night facing the dark night sky."

　I heard someone say that there is a kind of bird in the world that has no legs. It can only keep flying and flying. When it gets tired of flying, it sleeps in the wind. This kind of bird can only go to the ground once in its life, and that is when it dies.

　　(Hurry up and vote for recommendation with your little hands, otherwise I will fall to the ground like this bird)

　　


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