My pastor, what the hell is an acute gastroenteritis outbreak?
Chapter 11 Capture the Priests Union!
Chapter 11 Capture the Priests Union!
The effect of the instant outbreak of acute gastroenteritis is undoubtedly against the sky.
Qian Baifeng, who had been holding back for more than half a month, was finally able to let go.
but.
Zheng Cheng, however, overlooked one most important thing.
Qian Baifeng, after all, is just an ordinary person.
Moreover, he is still a middle-aged man who obviously has three heights!
He didn't come out for 10 minutes, but Zheng Cheng was still calm.
After 10 minutes, Zheng Cheng became a little nervous.
What if... an accident happens?
It wasn't until half an hour later that the toilet door was tremblingly pushed open by a figure.
"Help, help..."
"Leg, leg is numb..."
Zheng Cheng forgot one more thing.
The public restrooms of the Pastors' Union have squat seats.
Poor Qian Baifeng, let alone squatting for half an hour, his legs were almost useless.
but.
When he was lying on the stretcher, he still held Zheng Cheng's hand tightly.
"Thank you, doctor! Thank you so much!"
"I haven't felt this good in a long time!"
"real!"
"More real than pearls!"
"I will look for you next time...!!!"
This kind of enthusiasm caused all the priests and spectators around to talk about it.
"What's the matter with that fat man?"
"I heard that after half an hour of pulling, the person almost died!"
"Damn... so awesome?"
"What about the new pastor?"
"I heard that his novice skill can make people have diarrhea."
"What the hell? You have such a weird skill?"
"Half an hour in a row, it's so frightening..."
"Even the gods can't stop it..."
Hearing the discussions of the people around him, Zheng Cheng didn't pay any attention, and went back to his infirmary instead.
For Qian Baifeng's order, he followed the advice of the front desk and charged 2000 yuan.
Excluding the rent, the net profit is 1000 yuan.
This speed of getting money is much faster than Wen Chaogong.
"Drip drip..."
At this moment, his phone vibrated.
Picking it up, it turned out that it was someone from the group talking about Qian Baifeng.
"Have you heard that a miraculous doctor who specializes in treating constipation has come to the pastor's union? An old constipation patient went to his place and spent half an hour in a row!"
"Fuck? Really?"
"It's true! My daughter-in-law's best friend's sister's colleague's elder brother is the pastor. I saw it with my own eyes today!"
"It's so awesome, I want to see it too."
"Let's go together!"
"I don't know if it will work for me? I was greedy a few days ago, I ate an unfamiliar fruit, and I'm still holding it back."
"It's so hanging upstairs, how dare you eat strange fruits in the wild?"
"I'm a pharmacist. The fruit was found to be non-poisonous. I must try the medicinal properties of the fruit."
"Damn it! Professional boss..."
"Are professionals also so greedy?"
"Hey hey hey, the spiritual energy is revived, and the world has changed dramatically. Now there are so many mutated plants outside, and those mutated beasts, our country Xia can eat so much..."
Zheng Cheng turned off the phone and nodded slightly.
As the people in the group said, in today's world, not only humans have the ability to awaken their profession.
The plants and animals on the entire planet have also undergone mutations.
If you want to test which plants and animals are edible, you have to let people try them in person.
Some people simply ate a lot of inexplicable things just for stimulation and greediness.
Most people will fall into a state of poisoning, hallucinations, diarrhea, just like eating fungi.
There are also some people who eat plants that are rich in fiber and cannot get rid of it.
This situation is undoubtedly good news for Zheng Cheng!
Then, he opened the skill panel again.
[Acute gastroenteritis instant burst surgery LV1 (4/100). 】
"The proficiency has increased by 1 point, which is really great!"
Zheng Cheng closed the skill panel with satisfaction and sat down leisurely.
"Ten days of vacation, I don't know how much my skill proficiency can increase."
"And Chen Xiao and the others..."
The next half day was exactly as Zheng Cheng expected.
One after another, patients came to see Zheng Cheng, including men, women, and even professionals!
After eating Changyanning carefully prepared by Zheng Cheng, Zheng Cheng took them to the toilet.
The instant outbreak of acute gastroenteritis immediately took effect on this group of patients.
this day.
The people of the pastor's union, ushered in the fear of being ruled by the constipated patient!
A sour, fishy smell permeated the entire pastoral union temporary infirmary area.
On this day, Zheng Cheng's proficiency in the instant burst of acute gastroenteritis technique increased to 27 points!
the next day!
As soon as Zheng Cheng arrived at the infirmary, he saw a long queue at the door.
"The doctor is here!"
"So young?"
"He is a family of Chinese medicine!"
"What a handsome little brother, I knew I was wearing a mask..."
"Doctor, help..."
There was only half a day yesterday, and patients who were far away had no time to arrive.
But today is different.
Under the publicity of many people in the group, especially Qian Baifeng's testimony, many patients rushed here overnight.
Looking at this group of people, Zheng Cheng seemed to see his skill proficiency rising rapidly.
Immediately smiled and said: "Everyone, don't worry, come one by one."
Under his guidance, patients received treatment one after another.
soon.
Public toilets in makeshift treatment rooms are overcrowded and stained with patients.
With no other choice, they flocked to other places in the pastor's union.
Even the public toilets of the Array Masters Union and Pharmacists Union next door were captured by them.
Professionals who came and went looked at this group of people in bewilderment.
"What's going on? Why are there so many people..."
"I heard that a miraculous doctor came from the pastor's union next door and attracted many patients."
"Miraculous doctor? What are you treating, so many people?"
"It seems to cure constipation..."
"Fuck...!"
The treatment on the second day attracted hundreds of people.
Zheng Cheng's spiritual attribute is only 11 points.
Each time he can only release the instant burst of acute gastroenteritis ten times, leaving 1 point to ensure that he will not go into a coma.
As a last resort, he asked someone to go next door and buy ten bottles of clear potion that could restore his spirit.
By continuously releasing skills like this, his skill level quickly exceeded LV1 and reached LV2!
"We are already at LV2 and will soon break through to LV3."
"Let me see, proficiency from LV2 to LV3 requires 500 points."
"Does that mean we need to release 500 instant bursts of acute gastroenteritis?"
Zheng Cheng said excitedly: "After the skill reaches LV3, there is a chance that a characteristic will be born."
"I just don't know the characteristics of the acute gastroenteritis instant burst technique LV3, what would it be?"
"Hey handsome guy, you're here to practice your skill proficiency, right?"
Suddenly, the little beauty next door opened the door and walked in.
Zheng Cheng said casually: "Of course, otherwise, why would I come here?"
Lu Mengmeng was a little jealous and said: "Your newbie skills are really amazing... You must have made a lot of money these days."
Zheng Cheng asked strangely: "What are your intentions?"
If nothing else goes wrong, we can sign the contract today. Dear friends, come and support us!
(End of this chapter)
The effect of the instant outbreak of acute gastroenteritis is undoubtedly against the sky.
Qian Baifeng, who had been holding back for more than half a month, was finally able to let go.
but.
Zheng Cheng, however, overlooked one most important thing.
Qian Baifeng, after all, is just an ordinary person.
Moreover, he is still a middle-aged man who obviously has three heights!
He didn't come out for 10 minutes, but Zheng Cheng was still calm.
After 10 minutes, Zheng Cheng became a little nervous.
What if... an accident happens?
It wasn't until half an hour later that the toilet door was tremblingly pushed open by a figure.
"Help, help..."
"Leg, leg is numb..."
Zheng Cheng forgot one more thing.
The public restrooms of the Pastors' Union have squat seats.
Poor Qian Baifeng, let alone squatting for half an hour, his legs were almost useless.
but.
When he was lying on the stretcher, he still held Zheng Cheng's hand tightly.
"Thank you, doctor! Thank you so much!"
"I haven't felt this good in a long time!"
"real!"
"More real than pearls!"
"I will look for you next time...!!!"
This kind of enthusiasm caused all the priests and spectators around to talk about it.
"What's the matter with that fat man?"
"I heard that after half an hour of pulling, the person almost died!"
"Damn... so awesome?"
"What about the new pastor?"
"I heard that his novice skill can make people have diarrhea."
"What the hell? You have such a weird skill?"
"Half an hour in a row, it's so frightening..."
"Even the gods can't stop it..."
Hearing the discussions of the people around him, Zheng Cheng didn't pay any attention, and went back to his infirmary instead.
For Qian Baifeng's order, he followed the advice of the front desk and charged 2000 yuan.
Excluding the rent, the net profit is 1000 yuan.
This speed of getting money is much faster than Wen Chaogong.
"Drip drip..."
At this moment, his phone vibrated.
Picking it up, it turned out that it was someone from the group talking about Qian Baifeng.
"Have you heard that a miraculous doctor who specializes in treating constipation has come to the pastor's union? An old constipation patient went to his place and spent half an hour in a row!"
"Fuck? Really?"
"It's true! My daughter-in-law's best friend's sister's colleague's elder brother is the pastor. I saw it with my own eyes today!"
"It's so awesome, I want to see it too."
"Let's go together!"
"I don't know if it will work for me? I was greedy a few days ago, I ate an unfamiliar fruit, and I'm still holding it back."
"It's so hanging upstairs, how dare you eat strange fruits in the wild?"
"I'm a pharmacist. The fruit was found to be non-poisonous. I must try the medicinal properties of the fruit."
"Damn it! Professional boss..."
"Are professionals also so greedy?"
"Hey hey hey, the spiritual energy is revived, and the world has changed dramatically. Now there are so many mutated plants outside, and those mutated beasts, our country Xia can eat so much..."
Zheng Cheng turned off the phone and nodded slightly.
As the people in the group said, in today's world, not only humans have the ability to awaken their profession.
The plants and animals on the entire planet have also undergone mutations.
If you want to test which plants and animals are edible, you have to let people try them in person.
Some people simply ate a lot of inexplicable things just for stimulation and greediness.
Most people will fall into a state of poisoning, hallucinations, diarrhea, just like eating fungi.
There are also some people who eat plants that are rich in fiber and cannot get rid of it.
This situation is undoubtedly good news for Zheng Cheng!
Then, he opened the skill panel again.
[Acute gastroenteritis instant burst surgery LV1 (4/100). 】
"The proficiency has increased by 1 point, which is really great!"
Zheng Cheng closed the skill panel with satisfaction and sat down leisurely.
"Ten days of vacation, I don't know how much my skill proficiency can increase."
"And Chen Xiao and the others..."
The next half day was exactly as Zheng Cheng expected.
One after another, patients came to see Zheng Cheng, including men, women, and even professionals!
After eating Changyanning carefully prepared by Zheng Cheng, Zheng Cheng took them to the toilet.
The instant outbreak of acute gastroenteritis immediately took effect on this group of patients.
this day.
The people of the pastor's union, ushered in the fear of being ruled by the constipated patient!
A sour, fishy smell permeated the entire pastoral union temporary infirmary area.
On this day, Zheng Cheng's proficiency in the instant burst of acute gastroenteritis technique increased to 27 points!
the next day!
As soon as Zheng Cheng arrived at the infirmary, he saw a long queue at the door.
"The doctor is here!"
"So young?"
"He is a family of Chinese medicine!"
"What a handsome little brother, I knew I was wearing a mask..."
"Doctor, help..."
There was only half a day yesterday, and patients who were far away had no time to arrive.
But today is different.
Under the publicity of many people in the group, especially Qian Baifeng's testimony, many patients rushed here overnight.
Looking at this group of people, Zheng Cheng seemed to see his skill proficiency rising rapidly.
Immediately smiled and said: "Everyone, don't worry, come one by one."
Under his guidance, patients received treatment one after another.
soon.
Public toilets in makeshift treatment rooms are overcrowded and stained with patients.
With no other choice, they flocked to other places in the pastor's union.
Even the public toilets of the Array Masters Union and Pharmacists Union next door were captured by them.
Professionals who came and went looked at this group of people in bewilderment.
"What's going on? Why are there so many people..."
"I heard that a miraculous doctor came from the pastor's union next door and attracted many patients."
"Miraculous doctor? What are you treating, so many people?"
"It seems to cure constipation..."
"Fuck...!"
The treatment on the second day attracted hundreds of people.
Zheng Cheng's spiritual attribute is only 11 points.
Each time he can only release the instant burst of acute gastroenteritis ten times, leaving 1 point to ensure that he will not go into a coma.
As a last resort, he asked someone to go next door and buy ten bottles of clear potion that could restore his spirit.
By continuously releasing skills like this, his skill level quickly exceeded LV1 and reached LV2!
"We are already at LV2 and will soon break through to LV3."
"Let me see, proficiency from LV2 to LV3 requires 500 points."
"Does that mean we need to release 500 instant bursts of acute gastroenteritis?"
Zheng Cheng said excitedly: "After the skill reaches LV3, there is a chance that a characteristic will be born."
"I just don't know the characteristics of the acute gastroenteritis instant burst technique LV3, what would it be?"
"Hey handsome guy, you're here to practice your skill proficiency, right?"
Suddenly, the little beauty next door opened the door and walked in.
Zheng Cheng said casually: "Of course, otherwise, why would I come here?"
Lu Mengmeng was a little jealous and said: "Your newbie skills are really amazing... You must have made a lot of money these days."
Zheng Cheng asked strangely: "What are your intentions?"
If nothing else goes wrong, we can sign the contract today. Dear friends, come and support us!
(End of this chapter)
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