Why hunt down a super stupid innocent wizard

Chapter 15 Civet Bow Stretching Method

Young man, I see that you are very talented, come and learn mystical abilities from me, and become a powerful witch-hunting knight.

For some reason, this sentence came to Lin An's mind at this time.

But no.

Dr. Zhang just looked at each other meaningfully with Professor Cao, and then started to chase people away.

"You can't blow the wind during acupuncture, don't you understand? Why run out!"

Then, the chubby uncle with a smile looked at Lin An happily, "Your problem is not big, it's just that you lack some airs. Young man, have you ever practiced boxing or kicking? The simplest boxing techniques from military training can be used."

Lin An shook his head.

He also wished he had learned it, but it was a pity that he was absent from such a particularly meaningful thing as university military training.

That's because he used his time during the summer after graduating from high school to work part-time at a home improvement site to earn tuition. He was hit by a large piece of solid wood decorative column of a TV cabinet that was not securely installed, and his calf bone was fractured.

It's a pity that that time he met a talkative master who promised to teach him more about hydropower.

It was an unforgettable experience.

"That's it." Doctor Zhang thought for a while, "I'll teach you a simple movement, which is a pose my father imitated after imitating the Eight Birds Show. The next time you practice the breathing method of the Deer Show, pose this Just the pose."

As he spoke, he approached Lin An, raised his eyebrows, and said mysteriously, "It has the effect of strengthening the kidneys."

This……

Lin An didn't think he had kidney deficiency or anything, but his body still showed a serious and serious look.

Let alone whether it is useful for me, the skills I have learned will always be my own!

"Look at it~"

"Have you ever raised a cat? This action imitates the stretching posture of a cat."

Doctor Zhang pulled off his vest, revealing a white and fleshy chest and back, but it gave people an inexplicable feeling of strength.

That kind of bulk cannot be fooled.

When Dr. Zhang put his hands on the ground, his whole body was tensed and his back was slowly arched, a terrifying shape of muscles emerged from the fat.

His movement is a bit like cat pose in yoga, but it is very different.

Almost like a cat stretching, legs straight, hands on the ground, back arched like a lean 'n'.

Lin An felt that what Dr. Zhang posed was not a cat, but a bit like a tiger, a ferocious tiger, and a real evil spirit almost rushed towards his face.

Just looking at it a few times, it actually makes people feel the fear of facing the tiger, and goose bumps all over the body.

"At first you can bend your legs slightly so that your hands can touch the ground."

Dr. Zhang said earnestly, "Then, we shake our spines lightly. Hey, if you lack sensation, you can imagine that your spine is shaking like a fish, showing a cat-specific sense of agility."

"From your neck, down to your tailbone, shake gently."

After the demonstration, Dr. Zhang turned over and stood up, patted his belly, "In this position, you will have no problem using the deer show breathing method. It is best to wait until you feel your belly starts to feel warm. Stop and walk around."

It always feels quite simple when you watch others do it, but your brain says I know it, and your body says I don’t want to deal with you.

Only when Dr. Zhang asked Lin An to assume this posture, and wanted to correct it for him, Lin An could feel the pain of this posture.

This is called stretching?
This is simply torture.

When Dr. Zhang's fleshy hand pressed hard on his back and pushed his upper body to the ground, he felt as if all the muscles and bones in his body were broken.

"Relax, relax!" Dr. Zhang smiled, "Why do you look like you are going to die, cat stretching is a kind of complete relaxation of muscles and bones, some places that are usually loose will be tightened, and some places that are usually tense It’s going to be stretched, it’s a wonderful feeling.”

a little!
All!
Not wonderful!
Lin An only felt that his waist was about to break, but Doctor Zhang kept asking him to arch his back and twist.

Concubines can't do it!

Lin An can be tough sometimes. Oh, he has always been tough. He can endure countless weird and fanciful looks with composure. How could he not be tough?

He gritted his teeth and didn't cry out.

But holding on is not the solution, Lin An began to think of a way, and he quickly thought of a way.

The breathing method of deer play.

He began to quickly recall every detail of the illustration of "The Deer's Smart Dance", and soon entered a state of lightness.

In this state, he even made this action very easily.

"Oh, that's right, that's right." Doctor Zhang let go of his back, clapped his hands, and beckoned him to get up.

"Don't practice in the middle of the day. It's best to practice in the morning when the sun has just risen. If you don't have time, you can also practice at night."

"Not bad, good talent."

Lin An suddenly felt refreshed, this method is really effective!
However, as he took out the box of ginseng from his backpack and walked into the clinic with Dr. Zhang, Professor Cao snorted coldly at them.

"Those who teach are irresponsible, and those who learn are opportunistic."

"Hey, old Cao, what are you talking about!" Dr. Zhang gave Professor Cao a displeased look, "Just tell me if the method I taught can help him clear the qi in his body? Tell me!"

Professor Cao just sat on the chair, his hands hanging naturally on his knees, like a towering iron tower.

He rolled his eyes at Doctor Zhang, and looked directly at Lin An, "Cats are dexterous, and deer are agile. These are different concepts. If you confuse its meaning, you will never get the true meaning of it. Simply put, Learned to be lonely!"

As he spoke, he took the wooden box from Lin An's hand, and when he heard Lin An say it was a gift from the little boss, he couldn't help but snorted again.Open it and look inside, then casually threw it to Dr. Zhang, "I don't need this, you take it to make wine, and share half with me."

"Sure~" Dr. Zhang liked it quite a bit, and looked at it carefully after taking it.

Professor Cao ignored him and continued to talk to Lin An, "The breathing method of Deer Opera is of course matched with Deer Opera, but I don't have time to teach you now, so don't practice it yet."

"But..." Lin An was a little confused. He didn't want to learn anything powerful. He just hoped to use this breathing method to effectively master the function of blocking visual illusions.

The requirements are really not high.

Professor Cao took a fixed look at him, and finally nodded, "The breathing method of deer play can be used, but when you practice this 'civet bow and body stretching method', you'd better feel the dexterity of cats more. , When you can practice a kind of arched back but full of a unique strength, it will be regarded as the beginning of practice."

Doctor Zhang clicked his tongue, "Aren't you embarrassing Xiao Lin? This is something a beginner can do?"

Professor Cao thought for a while and shook his head, "Forget it, don't waste your time. Come to my house when I get back and I will teach you serious deer tricks."

After speaking, he looked at Dr. Zhang, "Can I go back tomorrow?"

"Heh~" Dr. Zhang sneered, and raised a finger vigorously, "One month, at least one month, you don't even think about leaving my clinic if you miss one day!"

Professor Cao exhaled forcefully, pursed his lips and said nothing, slowly closed his eyes, and just sat in silence.

"Hey, you have taken a lot of your temper." Dr. Zhang teased cheerfully.

Professor Cao was silent for a while, then turned to look at him again with a faint look in his eyes, "I am old. I went to the barber shop to dye my hair and beard black, but the white hair is still coming out."

At this moment, Dr. Zhang no longer had a smile on his face. He just sighed and patted his shoulder gently, then walked toward the inner room of the medical center with the wooden box containing ginseng.

Professor Cao glanced at Lin An, and smiled slightly, "Go back, it's useless to guard here, go back and read the book I lent you. Don't practice the breathing method of deer show,'" civet bow body Stretching method' Lao Zhang only talked about the superficial surface, and it is useless for you to learn it. I will talk about it when I go back."

Lin An nodded, still unwilling to give up this in his heart.

After all, according to the meaning of these two, it's not really a wrong practice, but this kind of practice method doesn't have much effect.

But the effect the other party said is not necessarily the effect you want.

Should the civet bow and body stretch be matched with the dexterity of the cat, not the agility of the deer?
Observe the cat?
It seems that he has a cat in his office now!
Maybe you can take a good look at the difference between the dexterity of a cat and the agility of a deer.

He politely greeted the two of them and expressed his thanks. When Lin An left, he couldn't help recalling the movement of the black cat in his mind.

When he walked to the door, he could vaguely hear conversations inside.

"Hey, didn't you say you're not an apprentice, but a student?"

"Um……"

Lin An didn't intend to eavesdrop on their speech, and walked straight towards the moped.

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