Why hunt down a super stupid innocent wizard

Chapter 17 The Black Cat's Tail

The messy lines on the A4 paper show the poor painting skills of the person who wrote it, and they are full of scribbles made by beginners.

But these lines seem to be full of spirituality. One stroke in the east and one stroke in the west converge into a dexterous gesture.

As the phone rang, Lin An got out of that gloomy state.

Looking at the painting in front of him, he let out a sigh of regret.

It's a pity, but it's because he only drew a black fluffy cat tail.

No normal artist would start from the cat's tail when drawing a cat, and this tail even occupies the entire A4 paper, leaving no room for other body parts.

But the delicate and pretty feeling evoked by the slight provocation can't be concealed.

Why did you draw the black cat's tail first?

Lin An thought about it carefully, and couldn't help crying and laughing. It turned out that when the black cat in the office teased him, he used its fluffy and cute tail most of the time.

He could clearly feel all the details of this tail, the soft yet strong feeling, the cool yet warm touch, the fluffy texture that gently brushed against his neck and ears...

Is it.

If he wants to draw the whole black cat, he must touch the black cat in all directions?

Oh……

Lin An's expression was very resistant.

But he doesn't seem to have a choice.

He finally found a way to control hallucinations!
The deer play breathing method combined with Master Qi Laozhai's deer paintings is obviously the right way, but this thing is too powerful, and it will make him faint after a while.

On the contrary, the "civet cat bow body stretching method" taught by Dr. Zhang will not make him "qi stagnant", and allow the power brought by the breathing method to spread to the whole body.

But it is impossible for him to squat down on the ground and pose as a cat stretching in shame every time he encounters a hallucinatory monster.

That is simply social death!

You have to find a way to draw a portrait of a black cat as a way to realize the charm of the black cat, and then you can easily enter the state of breathing anytime, anywhere, just like the effect of realizing the effect of the deer illustration.

As for raising a cat myself to observe such things...

Well……

Lin An is not yet ready to become a shit-shoveling officer, he can't even support himself, so forget it.

Therefore, find a way to get in touch with the black cat in the office more, draw this picture, and use this picture to cooperate with the 'breathing method' and 'civet bow and body stretching method', which is the next thing to do.

The phone rang tirelessly, and Lin An stood up, making beeping, beeping, beeping sounds all over his body, inexplicably feeling as if he was filled with some kind of unique energy.

He felt it carefully, but he couldn't feel it anymore, so he shook his head helplessly, and took out his mobile phone from his trousers pocket.

Without being taught, he really doesn't know anything about these supernatural powers.

The caller was the little boss.

Lin An didn't want to answer the phone. Today is Friday afternoon, and tomorrow is a holiday. No worker is willing to receive a call from his boss at this point.

He sighed softly and finally chose to answer the call.

"Hey, boss, I just..."

"Anzi!" The boss' voice on the phone interrupted Lin An's temporary excuse for not answering the phone in time, "Come climb the mountain with me on Sunday the day after tomorrow!"

"!!!"

Lin An froze for a moment, looked at the phone, blinked, wondering if his posture when answering the phone was wrong, "Climbing...climbing the mountain?"

"Yes!" The little boss's voice seemed extraordinarily excited, "For an outing at Yunlu Mountain on weekends, several yoga studios in Shenhou City will organize activities together to lead everyone to breathe the fresh air of Yunlu Mountain's natural oxygen bar and relax the work life. Tensioned state of mind."

Huh~
Lin An laughed silently, don't intervene in my life during non-working hours, I don't have so much mental pressure from office workers.

He thinks he has a good ability to withstand pressure.

Finally, on the weekends, the hallucinations have also been solved, and now is a good time to resume the past weekends to do private work and earn extra money.

He also wants to save a little money.

But this can't be said directly, no company is willing to accept private work for its employees, even if it is not working hours.

The little boss chattered, "Anzi, this matter is very important to me, oh no, it is very important to us!"

"The sister of the owner of Suxin Software and the shareholder of Suxin Software Company, Chen Shuyun, will also bring her own yoga studio to participate. I can't give up this opportunity."

"You know, she usually lives in a simple place, and the yoga studio doesn't recruit new members. It's hard for me to find an opportunity to talk to her."

"I have to find a way to impress her in one minute and get her to agree to support our Lujiao Software to become the outsourcing company of Suxin Software."

So, the last time the little boss brought a gift to the sister of Suxin's female boss, but was rejected?
Lin An was stunned, "Didn't the boss of Suxin Software say last time that he would come to the company to discuss cooperation?"

"Chen Xinmi!" The little boss introduced, "The owner of Suxin Software is named Chen Xinmi. This woman is really hard to figure out. Don't look at her smiling. The ghost knows what she thinks. I have to add an insurance policy." .”

"Anyway, that's it. It's settled. Let's go hiking together on Sunday. I'll charge both of us as senior members of a yoga studio. That thing costs [-] yuan a year. Don't let me spend it for nothing."

hiss~
"How many?"

The little boss laughed, "Xiao Qian, as long as I find a chance to negotiate this matter, it's all Xiao Qian~"

Lin An couldn't understand the consumption concepts of these rich people. The membership fee of 1 yuan a year was just to find an opportunity to talk to the sister of the female boss of Suxin Software for one minute?

No wonder the team leader of their programming team, Old Liu, went out with the little boss every day to fool around, and he didn't know how many senior members like this.

"Okay." After spending so much money, Lin An was really embarrassed to refuse.

"Okay, you go to bed early tomorrow and I'll pick you up the morning after tomorrow, remember." The young boss seemed to be relieved and hung up the phone.

On the phone, Lin An had a strange expression.

Ever since he came into contact with these hallucinations, he couldn't help but have a unique perception of various "emotions". As he has seen more and more demons and ghosts during this period, he can inexplicably be able to reanalyze something from the tone of others .

relieved?

The younger sister of the female boss of Suxin Software, Chen Shuyun, is she a very powerful person?It is very stressful for a playboy like the boss to face it?This is why you have to pull yourself together?
As for why he didn't call the little boss's loyal dog-legged old Liu, I'm afraid it's because this is an activity in the yoga studio, and Lao Liu's alcohol-tested greasy head, big ears and big belly are somewhat inappropriate.

hey~
Lin An thought about it for a while, and then turned his attention to the black cat painting in front of him again.

Although it's just a cat's tail.

He looked at the painting carefully, observed every detail, thought for a while and simply put it on the ground, then put his hands on the ground and performed the civet bow stretching method again.

It was as if he incorporated the rhythm of the illustration of "a deer jumping off the rock" into the breathing method, the cat tail in front of him brought him into the dexterous rhythm of the cat in an instant.

Unfortunately, he doesn't have a tail.

However, when he entered the state, he could clearly feel that the movement of twisting the spine was changing.

It is no longer the state of relaxing oneself that Dr. Zhang described.

but a kind of...

A dexterity beyond words.

The shaking of the tailbone drives the shaking of the entire spine, extending all the way to the neck.

With this unique shaking frequency, Lin An could clearly feel that the spine was driving the muscles, bones, and skin around it to shake together.

For a moment, Lin An felt as if his body was completely controlled by the spine.

"Give me my eyes~" The ugly head rolled over, leaving a trail of blood along the way.

Lin An was taken aback by it. The spine exerted force, pulled the tendons around the spine, and suddenly burst out a huge force, as if pulling countless springs, and the force penetrated the whole body.

He jumped up on all fours like a cat's reaction to being frightened, and took off on the spot!
飞~
thump~
His head hit the ceiling hard.

The impact made Lin An burst into tears, he loosened his strength, and fell to the ground hard, feeling pain everywhere in his body.

"Give it back to me~" The ugly head stopped screaming when he heard Lin An's wailing, vomited out the black head, and jumped back under the bed, mumbling, "Didn't see me, didn't see me I……"

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