Why hunt down a super stupid innocent wizard

Chapter 2 The Lizard's Tusk and Mouth

The head did not respond and continued to hit the bed board.

"Can you be quiet for a while!" Lin An became a little angry, staring at this head with wide eyes.

Finally, his head calmed down, and he turned and adjusted the angle. He turned his empty eyes to Lin An, opened his mouth full of black teeth and black tongue, and said in a whimpering voice, "Give me back my eyes." ~”

Lin An rolled his eyes and said with gritted teeth, "I had cataracts. It was just a minor surgery, not an eye organ transplant. I didn't take away your eyes!"

My head didn't listen and just continued to whine, "Give me my eyes back..."

"you……"

"Why can't you understand people's words!"

Lin An raised his head violently, lying on the bed weakly, staring blankly at the somewhat gray ceiling in the darkness.

dong dong dong~
The head was hitting the board of his bed again.

The bumping and bumping made people feel irritable.

In the end, Lin An kicked the blanket hanging on his leg hard, turned over and jumped off the bed, looked under the bed with his body, and then reached out to grab the head.

"I can't cure you, can I?"

He fished it hard, and his fingers passed through the hair of this head, feeling like touching sticky blood.

But he knew that it was all an illusion, there was no blood at all, and there was no brain at all.

It's all fake, fake!
In the end, almost his entire upper body had to be stuffed under the bed. He stared at the head with wide eyes. He stretched out his arms quickly and pulled the hair of the head.

"Oh! It hurts, don't pull my hair. It's been a while since you cut your nails. It's scratched my ear. Please help me to see if it's bleeding!" The head wailed and was pulled out.

Lin An got up from the ground, raised his head angrily and wanted to smash it against the wall.

He would love to do this!

But he finally endured it. Downstairs lived a child who was preparing for the most important exam in his life, so he couldn't disturb others.

He took a deep breath, walked a few steps with his head in his arms, put it on the long table that he usually used for eating as a dining table, and stared at it with wide eyes, "I just want to sleep well, can you be quiet ?”

Really, he has already restrained himself extremely, restrained himself from doing some violent actions against these strange things, restrained himself from making himself look weird to outsiders.

Her head ignored him and just twitched the stiff and tight skin on her cheeks, as if she was feeling her own ears.

"There's no bleeding!" Lin An said forcefully, "You have no blood at all!"

"Oh, that's it, thank you!" As if he breathed a sigh of relief, his face once again put on a twisted and gloomy look, sobbing, and said to Lin An, "Give it back to me~ ~eyes~”

"Your sister!" Lin An couldn't hold himself any longer and waved his hands in a frantic manner.

Panting heavily, he walked to the corner and turned on the light in the room.

Pop, the room became brighter, and that head looked even uglier.

Lin An silently looked at the head that repeatedly chanted 'Give me my eyes', then walked feebly towards the kitchen and opened the cupboard.

He was silent for a moment, then took out a bottle of liquor from inside.

It was Erguotou, a 53-degree high-strength liquor. When the lid was unscrewed vigorously, a spicy smell came out.

This is the only way Lin An has found to deal with these hallucinations.

Let yourself get drunk and numb, you can stay away from these things, you can...

sleep tight.

He doesn't like drinking alcohol, especially white wine, which has a particularly strong taste.

But he had to do this, and he could only do this.

Holding the wine bottle, he went back to the dining table and sat down weakly. Lin An hesitated for a moment, but still asked, "Can you be quiet for a while, and let me sleep well. I really have a lot of business in the company recently. I'm almost exhausted."

The head just said, 'return my eyes', that tone, almost humming a song while talking.

Lin An sighed, closed his eyes and brought the bottle to his mouth, suppressing his resistance to alcohol, raised his head and drank heavily.

In one breath, half a bottle was dried directly.

In an instant, a blush filled his face, and he felt that the whole person began to become dazed.

"Hiccup~"

Lin An slumped on the chair, staring blankly at the head, "When will you let me go..."

He picked up the bottle and took another sip, "I'm really tired, you know?"

"Grumble~"

"Originally, I was overwhelmed by work and mortgage payments. I told myself that I was still young and could bear it..." Lin An muttered to his head.

"Look, my house is more than forty square meters, it won't take long..."

"But I'm really tired. You know, my skills are actually just like that. I have such a job because of my luck. I feel that the boss can find a better and cheaper graduate to replace me at any time... …”

"Gollum..."

"I'm already so tired, why do you weirdos like this come here to mess around? I can't hold it anymore, you know..."

The head didn't speak because it was just a basketball.

"Hiccup~"

Lin An laughed, put the wine bottle heavily next to the basketball, pointed at it and smirked, "Look, I'll just say, you don't have blood."

He stood up unsteadily, walked towards the bed, and turned his head suddenly.

Seeing that the basketball didn't turn into a head again, he was relieved.He raised his finger and threatened in a harsh tone, "Don't bother me again, or I'll throw you away!"

He was not very willing to throw away the basketball, after all, it was the only gift he had won in the lottery in his life, and he considered it a symbol of luck.

Although his luck has not been very good.

The first ray of sunshine in the morning, accompanied by bursts of loud singing, started a new day.

"Give back my eyes, give back~my~eyes, give back~~~my~~~eyes~~~"

The last word 'eyes' became dull, because a pajamas were thrown over to cover this ugly head.

Lin An yawned, took off his pajamas in twos and went to the bathroom to take a cold shower, cleaning away the smell of alcohol and sleepiness all over his body.

Putting on a loose linen shirt and casual trousers, combing his hair, Lin An picked up his computer bag and smiled brightly at himself in the mirror.

"You can refueling!"

He waved his fist vigorously and told himself that these difficulties will definitely be overcome.

someday...

He will get used to these strange things in life.

One day, he will be completely numb and get used to it!

Walking briskly, he came to the steaming breakfast shop and ate a bowl of wontons, and swallowed two big steamed buns with great appetite.

Heading into a new day refreshed...

Well, if only this subway wasn't a monster.

Lin An stood on the platform of the subway station in a daze, watching a huge lizard charge out from the depths of the track with a ferocious expression, and finally stopped in front of him.

Accompanied by the broadcast of the sweet lady at the subway station, "Huayuan North Road Station is here, please get off from the left side of the running direction, please pay attention to the safety of your feet..."

The lizard turned its head and opened its huge mouth, revealing slimy fangs.

As for the people around him, as the lizard opened its mouth, they walked straight into the mouth.

"Ow!"

The lizard closed its mouth suddenly, chewing for a while, accompanied by the wail of a middle-aged man with gold-rimmed eyes who had just entered, and blood splashed everywhere.

Then, the big lizard opened its mouth again, and the others walked straight into its mouth as if they didn't notice.

Lin An swallowed, squeezed the strap of the computer bag tightly with both hands, and frantically told himself that these were all hallucinations, hallucinations.

He can do it, he can overcome it!

Don't run away, don't act inexplicable in front of others, act like a normal person!
He panted hard, and the huge vertical pupils of the big lizard just stared straight at him, making him hairy.

It can definitely be overcome!

He gritted his teeth and rushed forward in a daze.

Very good, there is no pain of being torn apart by fangs, no fishy smell or slimy touch in the monster's mouth, nothing!

"Ouch~"

Lin An heard a scream, and realized that he was too nervous and accidentally bumped into someone, so he took a step back apologetically, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry!"

This is a young woman pushing a baby carriage, she grabbed Lin An's arm, flicked the brown sunglasses on her face, revealing a pair of narrow red phoenix eyes, looking at him with burning eyes.

"I didn't do it on purpose..." Before Lin An finished speaking, his pupils suddenly opened wide.

All the noisy people in this train disappeared, leaving only a passage that looked full of weird flesh-colored folds. The red tight dress on the young woman also turned into a loose robe, and she wore a pointed top on her head. Crooked hat.

And the stroller she was pushing turned into a huge iron cage. In the cage, a toad the size of a washing machine was puffing its belly and cheeks.

Lin An twitched the corners of his mouth, trying his best to look like he didn't see anything, but apologized with a stiff face, "I'm really sorry."

The young woman tilted her head to look at him, finally nodded and let go of her arms.

Suddenly, the noisy sound on the train reached my ears again.

"Why do you eat instant noodles in the car, do you have a sense of public morality..."

"Ah, you stepped on my foot..."

(End of this chapter)