Why hunt down a super stupid innocent wizard

Chapter 61 Glowing Cuisine

Ever since he knew that Lin An was favored by the Antler Witch Hunting Knights, the little boss would surprise Lin An from time to time.

It was as if he had finally found a kid who could show off his toys, and happily shared some weird things with Lin An.

Although it was said to be drinking this time, he just bought a few bottles of cold beer from a small supermarket outside the community.

Out of proportion, an antique wooden food box.

Open the food box, inside is a grilled fish on an iron plate.

"Damn it!" Lin An was always happy and angry, even in the face of Chen Xinmi and Chen Shuyun, two crazy witches, he could keep calm, but this time he couldn't help but exclaimed.

He pointed at the grilled fish on the iron plate in disbelief, and stared at the little boss with wide eyes, "Is this thing glowing?"

It is not an illusion on the level of spiritual vision, it is the luminescence of the real real world!

Is there really food that shines in this world?
"Did you put a light bulb in the fish's belly or did you add radioactive material?"

"Hahahaha..." The little boss put his hands on his hips, enjoying Lin An's exclamation, and laughed loudly, "Aren't you awesome? Is it fun?"

"Good guy, I'll just call him good guy!" Lin An helped the little boss take the iron plate out of the food box and put it on the table with a dazed look on his face.

The little boss ran to the kitchen to get the bowls and chopsticks very familiarly, and stuffed the chopsticks into Lin An's hands, "Anzai, try it?"

He rubbed his hands excitedly, "Let me tell you, it is said that if you eat the meat of this thing, you will not get sores for a lifetime."

"So amazing?" Lin An blinked, curiously picked up a piece and put it in his mouth, and a unique fresh fragrance filled his mouth immediately.

He chewed it gently, and his eyes lit up. This stuff was so meaty and chewy. It was so good.

"What exactly is this?"

The two sat down, each opened a cold beer can, Lin An finally couldn't help asking.

"Hey~" the little boss raised his eyebrows, put a piece into his mouth, raised his head and squinted to taste it, and finally looked like he was telling a secret, and said in a mysterious tone, "I'll tell you It is said that for a period of time after the wizard awakens, he is particularly susceptible to being eroded by spiritual energy and turns into a weakened version of the lich..."

"Pfft~~~"

The beer in Lin An's mouth sprayed out. Fortunately, he turned his head in time and immediately sprayed all over the floor. He coughed, stared at the little boss with wide eyes in disbelief, and pointed at the fish on the plate tremblingly. , "people...people..."

The little boss chuckled, "Of course...not!"

He took a sip of beer, seeing Lin An leaning back to stay away from the plate of fish with a face of resistance, he couldn't help laughing, "Can you listen to me first?"

Lin An's face was sullen, and he felt his whole body was nauseated, so he said reluctantly, "Say it!"

"Wizards are a special case of human beings who are particularly susceptible to spiritual erosion. It is said that even if they are not awakened, they will be corrupted."

"Then humans will be corroded by spiritual energy, what about plants? Animals?"

"Hey, wizards who are completely eroded by spiritual energy are called liches and monsters, eroded plants are called magic plants, and eroded animals are called 'shibao'."

Lin An froze for a moment, "Shi Bao? What kind of strange name is this?"

"Hey~" The little boss held the chopsticks in his hands and looked knowledgeable, "This is very particular."

"Come on, take a sip, and I'll tell you again."

day!
For those who are also persuading people to drink, do you want to sing the song "Will Enter the Wine" and listen to it.

Lin An felt a little helpless, took two sips of cold beer, he couldn't drink enough, the little boss hurriedly urged him to take another bite of fish to suppress it.

In contrast, the young boss was much more unrestrained, holding a beer can and drinking a whole bottle.

"Ah~~ hiccup~"

He hiccupped contentedly, and then continued, "Everything has spirits, but the aura in the spirit world is to erode the spirit of all things. I don't think it should be called aura, it should be called magic energy. Now it is said that many People started yelling like that."

Lin An nodded and listened carefully to what he said.

"Human spirits are eroded by demon energy, demonized, and eventually degenerate into monsters. Animal spirits are not as lucky as humans, and they have no chance to become monsters."

The little boss shook his head sighing, "This spirit world also discriminates. I think some animals are more reliable than humans..."

This guy's alcohol capacity is really good, but he pissed in a few moments and started talking, Lin An knew it last time.

"Anyway, we won't be able to see the kind of monsters in comics and movies."

"After the animal's spirituality is eroded by the devil's energy, it loses its spirituality, and it will slowly turn into wood or petrification."

Lin An raised his eyebrows and couldn't help but think of the oversized toad that Chen Xin was obsessed with. Although that toad looked like a living thing, it had a unique texture like wood.

"It's almost like a fossil, understand?" The little boss pointed at the fish on the plate with his chopsticks, "But it doesn't really turn into stone or wood, they still feel alive to the touch, and they sink motionless at the bottom of the river or Buried in the mountains."

"For example, this kind of fish doesn't need to breathe after the demonization begins. It will leave the river and climb up the mountainside when it rains heavily. If it is lucky enough not to be eaten by other beasts along the way, it will bury itself in the soil. And then there will continue to be changes.”

"The head of the fish starts to take the shape of a bull's head, a pair of horns grow out, the tail of the fish turns into a tail of a snake, and the fins of the shark turn into a pair of big wings..."

"When it changes like that, it looks more and more like a piece of wood."

"But it's so fragrant that ants, earthworms and other animals that burrow in the soil will come and eat a few bites, and they will be eaten up over time."

"So it's not easy to find such a 'stone treasure', and it's even more difficult to find it in good condition."

It sounds amazing.

Lin An was stunned for a moment when he heard this, but saw a huge white python roaring in the room, "Evil witch hunter knight! He even ate the hard-won treasures as food! Ahhhh... this Do you know how rare things are? Just eat them like this!"

He raised his eyebrows, then lowered his head, and saw a squirrel on the ground looking up at him, touched his toes lightly, and suddenly its muttered words came to his ears, "It looks delicious, damn it , I'm hungry... woo woo woo..."

"..." Lin An's expression became weird. People's hearts are complex and changeable. Sometimes he really doesn't know whether what the spirit says is the true thoughts of the spiritual master.

The little boss talked about it, but Lin An didn't see the so-called bull's head, snake tail, big wings, etc. on the plate.

"That thing was cut up to make medicine, and the rest of the fish body was traded, and it was very difficult to come across."

The little boss waved his hand, signaling Lin An to stop looking. "Actually, not many are sold. Shibao sounds magical, but if you eat this fish, it will only prevent you from getting sores. It is not the kind of natural treasure in novels."

"Not that much effect."

Ok.

Lin An understood, "It's just a special monster that only explodes a certain kind of medicine. It cannot provide experience points and will not explode other equipment."

"Yes!" The little boss held up the can, "Total, come, let's have a drink."

Lin An could only pick up the wine glass and clink it with him.

Now that the game was mentioned, the little boss stopped talking about the fish, and excitedly talked about the upcoming game.

By the way, I also mentioned that the lady with black stockings that Lin An liked last time will join the job soon.

The fish was not small, and the bones were even edible. Both of them were full after eating it.

Of course, Lin An suspected that the little boss was full of beer, because most of the fish went into his stomach.

When the little boss shook his mobile phone and staggered away, Lin Anshou stood in front of the window and looked at the entrance of the underground garage of the community, waiting for the little boss's car to drive away, and then opened the closet.

Chen Shuyun, who was curled up in the pile of clothes, had a strange expression.

And with a different kind of seriousness.

She stared deeply at Lin An for a long time, and then said slowly, "When we first met, I felt a very faint aura of a witch hunter knight in you, but a witch hunter knight can't be that weak , so I didn’t pay much attention to it.” (Chapter 20)
Lin An was stunned, fell silent for a while, and nodded, "The boss likes to talk nonsense. He told me some ways to keep in good health before. I thought it was interesting, so I learned a little."

"Health? Ba Qinxi?" Chen Shuyun walked out slowly, and sneered, "I really don't know how to live or die!"

Lin An's heart was twitching, and the red rope in his hand was lightly dropped, but his face just showed a puzzled look, "Is this nothing? I learned a lot in the park."

"But you are a wizard!" Chen Shuyun sighed, "Even if you are not awakened, you are still a wizard, and you cannot change this."

Seeing that Lin An still didn't understand, she continued, "You really should join the 'Crazy Wizard's Tree Hole', you know too little about wizards."

Chen Shuyun didn't seem to show much hostility because Lin An learned some breathing techniques, but walked to the long table and pulled up a chair to sit down, motioning to the opposite chair, "I think I need to tell you something seriously It's a wizard, what is a witch hunter knight!"

(End of this chapter)