Why hunt down a super stupid innocent wizard

Chapter 70 Creepy
Zhou Xiaoxiao gave Lin An a piece of paper with a lot of words written on it in Juanxiu's handwriting, and some hand-drawn patterns on it.

Her expression was very sincere, "My gifted witchcraft is quite useful, and I have helped the witch assembly a lot, so I was able to exchange some witchcraft in the assembly. I told them that I want to make up for you, and asked them to help me choose this one. "

Lin An looked down, and there was written on the paper—'Witchcraft·Six-pointed Star Ground Hourglass, Practice Steps' (high-grade secret method, forbidden to pass on outside).

——Sand and soil are used as a guide, and the direction in which wind and sand land in the hourglass is the direction of the ground.In this way, the walls of high-rise buildings become the ground, and the ceiling can also become the ground.

——Change the direction of the ground, which can be aimed at yourself or at the enemy.

——Precautions: 1. In places covered by Purgatory of the Witch Hunter Knights, the witchcraft has a high probability of failure. 2. The direction changes, which is easy to cause loss of environmental observation, please pay attention. 3. When this witchcraft is used, it will reduce the sense of direction. 4…

"You put it away first." Zhou Xiaoxiao said seriously, "You can only start learning after you have passed the period of emotional palpitations. Learning now can easily accelerate the problem of emotional palpitations and turn it into a weakened version of witchcraft. Demon."

Lin An nodded, folded the paper and put it away.

"Actually, you should have joined the 'Crazy Wizard's Tree Hole' organization." Zhou Xiaoxiao shook her head, "I heard that tree holes and gatherings are the same, witchcraft can only be obtained by making contributions to the organization, but a lot of common sense They will teach us about sex."

Lin An shook his head, didn't say anything, just thanked him with a smile.

Soon, the two walked through a corridor and arrived at a practice room at the back.

"Shu Yun is teaching yoga classes for ordinary people, and he will come over later." Zhou Xiaoxiao took Lin An to the dressing room next to him, pointing to one of them, "There is a set of soft clothes for you, you Go ahead and change it."

"Yoga..." Lin An was a little curious, "Can I go over and observe?"

You know, the little boss actually paid him the membership fee, and Sister Qin transferred the membership to Chen Shuyun, so he should be able to learn it.

What's more, Chen Shuyun once said that he should practice more sports so that the physical characteristics of practicing breathing methods would be less obvious.

"No, Shu Yun's yoga studio only accepts female students. There..." Zhou Xiaoxiao raised her eyebrows with a 'you know' expression and smiled, "I know, you must really want to see it, but Students don’t want to be seen by you, so you need to protect customer privacy.”

"I'm not that kind of person!" Lin An spoke sternly, but it was of no use. Zhou Xiaoxiao pushed him into the locker room. "If you want to learn, Shu Yun will teach you alone. Go and change."

"..."

Lin An quickly understood Zhou Xiaoxiao's meaning. When Chen Shuyun came from another venue sweating profusely, the orange-pink yoga clothes she was wearing looked absolutely too tempting.

A thin layer, tight on the body...

He didn't know why these women dressed like this when practicing yoga, because the yoga clothes Chen Shuyun prepared for him were actually very loose.

A quick-drying T-shirt and a pair of modal bloomers are both loose-fitting and very comfortable to wear.

As Chen Shuyun's eyes came together, a huge white python suddenly appeared in the practice room, but the squirrel Lin An had seen before did not appear.

quilt……

Eaten by this snake?
Lin An had such a guess.

Chen Shuyun wiped his sweat with a towel, called Lin An and Zhou Xiaoxiao to a writing board in the corner, and drew a five-pointed star on it.

"Xiao Xiao happened to come to listen to the research and improvement of Chen's jujutsu by the witch congregation of the past dynasties. On the basis of jujitsu, the 'five systems theory of joy, anger, worry, thought and fear' was constructed, and the jubilation was optimized based on this theory. body technique."

She wrote happiness, anger, worry and fear on each corner of the five-pointed star, and drew a circle to connect the five emotions.

"These five emotions are basically the five most common emotions throbbing in the early stages of wizard awakening."

"Each of them has its own characteristics. They like to be restless like fire, fear to surge like water, have dull thoughts, stagnant anger, and sharp worries."

When Chen Shuyun mentioned these, his face was a little serious, "They suppress each other and generate each other."

"What I want to talk about here can be very profound, but it is useless to understand this in the early stages of witchcraft. I will only analyze the situation of the two of you."

"Lin An, the main manifestation of your emotional throbbing is anger. Anger gives birth to joy, so you show the state of joy, that is, restlessness."

"Xiaoxiao, your main emotional throbbing expression is worry, and worry breeds fear, so you show the state of fear, that is, surging like water."

"According to a more in-depth analysis, Lin An, your casting material should be blood, heart, or something related to it."

"Xiaoxiao's casting materials should be something about 'secretion' or 'liquid', such as water, liquid metal, crystal, amber, honey, etc."

Zhou Xiaoxiao looked at Chen Shuyun suspiciously, "Why does my emotional throbbing appear to be worry, but it shows the characteristics of fear?"

Chen Shuyun shook his head, "This is a complex set of theories, and I will explain it to you in detail later. Regarding your question, it also troubled the wizards at the beginning, making it easy for everyone to confuse their own talents, and in the end they messed up their studies. The choice of witchcraft direction.”

"You just need to remember that these theories are summed up by countless wizards at great cost, and there are very few exceptions."

She tapped on the clipboard for everyone to see.

"Lin An, your emotional throbbing is anger, so if you want to suppress this anger, you should start with 'sorrow'. But after our research at the witch covenant, we found that it is better to use 'fear' to suppress 'joy' s Choice."

"Because in this way, we only play a role in suppressing its expression, rather than suppressing anger, so that the emotion of anger can have enough space to grow, and it also leaves enough room for us to channel it."

"And this kind of counseling method is the 'fear-style contortion' of contortion."

"The fear-style contortion technique can not only suppress 'joy', but also effectively stimulate 'anger', but it does not make it express, so anger cannot become anger, it will condense, and more and more."

"At that time, you will find that your body is full of anger, but you are particularly unable to lose your temper."

"Then, the next step is to use 'Hi-style contortion' to digest the condensed anger."

"These are the two contortion exercises you do during emotional throbbing. And to clarify, both of these contortions have their own effects, and the fearful contortion will increase your desire for both sexes , and feel more refreshed every day. Jujitsu will raise your blood pressure and increase your physical activity."

"Just communicate normally between the two." Chen Shuyun skipped the fear pose and went straight to the joy pose, "If you feel burdened, just go to the drugstore and buy some antihypertensive drugs."

She brushed her hair to her ears and looked at the two of them, "This is more complicated. I wonder if you understand it?"

Lin An really understood. The spirituality he had been mobilizing to assist his brain and brainpower made it easy to understand the theory Chen Shuyun described, "So Zhou Xiaoxiao must first learn the 'thinking style' to restrain expression, and then learn the 'fear style' to suppress expression." formula' to digest."

"Yes, that's right!" Chen Shuyun breathed a sigh of relief. She originally thought that what she said was in vain.

"Ah?" Zhou Xiaoxiao looked at Chen Shuyun in a daze, then at Lin An, and said in a daze, "I don't understand."

"If you don't understand, just follow them. These are not things that you must understand. You have sisters from the witch coven to guide you, and they will guide you." Chen Shuyun was a little helpless.

What Zhou Xiaoxiao is practicing now is Si Shi Jiu Jing, which has obviously been practiced for some time, so he can practice it on his own.

So Chen Shuyun put all his energy on Lin An.

"Remember what I told you before, when people are afraid, the anger in their hearts will naturally dissipate. But this does not mean that we are not angry, we are just suppressed by fear."

"The characteristics of fear-style contortion are like this. We give the body an extremely abnormal behavior, so that it will have an uncanny valley effect on you, a soul that has subjective consciousness and can control it."

Lin An blinked, "Our bodies? Does it produce an uncanny valley effect on us?"

Chen Shuyun nodded, and took out a plastic drink bottle from the bag he just brought, "We are wizards, and our bodies are full of emotions, which is the prerequisite for it to have a strong reaction."

With that said, she opened the drink bottle and handed it to Lin An, "Drink it first. This is my secret recipe for softening your muscles and bones. Otherwise, you will need more troublesome and lengthy muscle-stretching training."

The secret medicine in the drink bottle tastes very strong, with a very unique pungent smell and strange aroma, which smells a bit like gasoline.

Lin An glanced at Chen Shuyun's white python, listened to it tell the information about this secret medicine, nodded, took it and swallowed it.

The taste was unsurprisingly unpleasant. Not only was it very spicy in the throat, but it also had a sticky feeling that made one's stomach churn and make one want to vomit.

But soon, he seemed to have stepped into a sauna room, or some steamer, and felt his whole body was warm and itchy all over.

He subconsciously scratched the back of his hand, but felt that the itching was from the inside out, as if even the bones were itching, and he couldn't scratch anywhere.

"It's okay, just bear with it, it will subside automatically in two hours."

Chen Shuyun asked him to look at himself, "This kind of secret medicine is very troublesome to prepare, let's not waste time, come, look at me seriously, and write down every step I said."

"First, we stand with our legs spread out, wider than our shoulders."

"Then, lean back and place your hands on the ground."

Then, while Lin An was stunned, she leaned her entire upper body back until her hands were gently touching the ground, as flexible as noodles.

The impact of this visual effect is simply too great, as if a person in front of him suddenly lost his upper body, but his lower body was still standing straight.

Then I took a closer look and saw that her whole body was leaning back and bent into an 'n'.

It's even more outrageous than the 'Civet Bow Stretch' taught by Dr. Zhang!

But this is obviously just the beginning, as Chen Shuyun continues to demonstrate.

"At this time, you can feel your back as a whole being pulled into a bow, and then you continue to pull forward and lift your head slightly."

"Hands can use strength to move forward staggered."

"Then……"

Then Chen Shuyun's head and hands came out from under her crotch!
Lin An swallowed, and shouted in his heart—broken, broken, your waist will be broken like this!

"At this time, our whole body was in a state of reverse roll." Chen Shuyun raised his head next to his calf and said to Lin An, looking particularly scary.

"When you do this and become extremely skilled, you will feel an extreme sense of insecurity, because this action seems to completely open our arms and expose everything about us."

Yes, it's more than just opening up, it's just turning the other side.

Lin An looked at Chen Shuyun with a strange expression, and then at the twisted boa constrictor next to him, and suddenly understood that the spirituality of the witch Mao was like this.

"After completing this foundation, we put the left hand in front, or the right hand, but I see that you are right-handed like me, so you can just put the left hand in front like me."

"Left hand in front, right hand behind."

"Then we take a step back with the left leg and it's level with the right hand."

"Imagine we are a cat, a dog, a cheetah, a tiger, any four-legged animal, and of course, I'm thinking of a four-legged snake."

"Think of our left hand and right foot as its front legs, and our right hand and left leg as its hind legs."

"And then we started walking around..."

Just as Chen Shuyun was about to start making movements, she raised her head and looked at Lin An again after thinking about it, "It may be uncomfortable at first, but you must try your best to imitate the walking of the animal you imagined, and when it becomes smoother, you will I felt a creepy sensation in my body."

"That's when contortion begins to do its job of sorting out emotions."

As she spoke, she was like a high-arching four-legged snake, twisting left and right and walking forward, and even started to run, circling around Lin An at an increasingly faster speed.

thanks……

Lin An's whole face was wrinkled - I'm already starting to feel creepy, don't come here~~~~~
(End of this chapter)