Why hunt down a super stupid innocent wizard

Chapter 8 The Witch
"Shh~!"

Lin An raised his fingers to signal his head not to make a sound, and the cat crawled off the bed with his body, and moved to the window little by little with his buttocks pouted in a half-squat.

Pull the curtain to cover the window, then slowly raise your head to look outside through the hollow pattern in the middle of the curtain.

A pair of huge dark red palms, with one hand down and the other up, tore a huge opening from the middle of the sky curtain, which was hundreds of meters wide.

This opening is filled with dark golden mist, which looks a bit like an ink painting, and is full of mysterious and treacherous atmosphere.

In the dark golden mist, there is a strange statue floating faintly, which is not very clear.

It can only be vaguely distinguished as a dark golden figure, wearing a copper-green loose robe, leaning on the back of a huge toad, with slender legs hanging down from the robe.

The figure is holding a black cat in one hand and a branch with red leaves in the other.

The leaves were bright red, like a fire in the dark golden mist.

"what is this?"

Lin An blinked, looking at this thing in disbelief.

At this moment, a flash of light appeared in the sky above the city, flying towards the idol in a blink of an eye.

That's the helicopter that patrols the city at night!

The helicopter didn't seem to have seen this terrible scene, it went straight through the vision several hundred meters wide, and flew towards the other side of the city at a steady speed.

"you say……"

Lin An turned around sadly and asked, "Am I getting worse?"

The head didn't speak. It didn't know when it had turned into a basketball again. It slowly rolled off the bed and fell to the ground, hit the bedside table lightly, and rolled towards the bottom of the bed.

Lin An took a deep breath, pulled open the curtains, and stared blankly at the strange statue in the sky.

The statue seemed to notice the gaze, and the dark golden-skinned woman on the giant toad slowly sat up and looked towards Lin An.

The four looked at each other, speechless.

Lin An twitched the corner of his mouth and said softly, "Hello."

This is the second time he has responded to these unusual images.

The first time was when he faced the head that turned into a basketball under the bed. Because he was alone at home, he finally no longer needed to pretend that he didn't see anything. Lin An held that ugly head and talked a lot that night.

In the dark golden mist, the woman on the toad's back tilted her head, and it seemed that the corners of her mouth were slightly curled up.

The huge palms that opened the sky moved, and for some reason, the huge hole in the sky suddenly flew towards Lin An's building.

When he got closer, Lin An could see how big the woman on the toad's back was.

At least 5 meters high, just the long leg hanging from the robe at the toad's knee is bigger than Lin An's whole body.

Countless dark golden rays of light poured in from the window sill, making the room bright.

An inexplicable coldness pervades the light, and it also vaguely gives people an extremely restless restlessness.

The woman on the toad's back seemed to be thinking about something. She put the black cat in her left hand aside and reached out to the torch-like branch she held in her right hand to pluck a red leaf.

Then, she put the red leaf in the palm of her hand, held it gently and stretched it out to the window sill.

"For me?"

Lin An blinked and looked curiously at this vision interacting with him.

The woman just nodded slightly and didn't speak.

To take, or not to take, that is the question.

Because the palm of this huge statue is too big, looking forward along her dark golden slender fingers, the red leaves on the palm are fully two meters away from the window sill.

That is to say, if he is really mentally ill and has some inexplicable hallucinations.

Then, climb up directly from the window and come to the palm to get the leaf.

In the eyes of normal people, he is just an idiot who can't stand the pressure of the city and jumped from the [-]th floor!
Is Lin An an idiot?

Of course not, but he might have been driven mad by these inexplicable anomalies.

Suddenly, he smiled at the huge idol and said softly, "Okay."

After struggling to climb to the window sill, Lin An put one hand on the dark golden slender fingers. Unlike the imagined cold metal touch, the fingers are very soft, with the warmth of flesh and blood.

Carefully climbing onto his fingertips, he unconsciously looked down to the side. The height of the [-]-odd floors looked extremely scary in the night.

The breeze was blowing the pajamas, and Lin An stood up straight on his fingers, inexplicably feeling that there seemed to be some kind of lightness in the breeze.

The lightness and ease, the breeze from the high altitude blows through the sleeves, and blows out from the heart.

The feeling was very strange, as if the whole person had drunk a stimulant. Lin An stretched his arms like crazy and squinted slightly, as if standing in the palm of his hand was more comfortable than sleeping on a soft mattress. of comfort.

This feeling is both strange and familiar. The last time I felt this way was when I was doing odd jobs when I was a child.The boss's house happened to have a power outage. While waiting for the electrician to come to repair it, he followed a few people to the shade of a nearby tree, sat next to a small stream, and soaked his feet in the shallow stream.

Strolling on the huge soft palm, Lin An bent down and picked up the red leaf from the palm.

The leaves are very large, with a petiole, one meter long and nearly half a meter at the widest point.

The red leaves look a little thick, with a fiery red light emitting from them, like a ball of flames.

Inexplicably, it reminded Lin An of the plantain fan in "Journey to the West" that he had read when he was a child.

But this leaf is not like a plantain, it looks narrow and long like a willow leaf.

"what is this?"

Lin An looked curiously at the leaf in his hand. It looked huge, but it was very light to lift, as light as if holding a ballpoint pen.

The huge woman didn't speak, but turned her head and looked somewhere, and supported Lin An with her raised palm and flew towards the other side of the community.

Using flying to describe it doesn't seem that accurate.

Lin An seemed to see a pair of huge palms quickly tearing apart cracks. This huge statue shuttled all the way through the cracks. It took a while before it reached the sky on the other side of the community.

But looking out through these space gaps, everything in the city seems to be still, only the slightly shaking treetops indicate that time is still flowing at an extremely slow speed.

Lin An stood on the edge of his palm and looked down curiously, a familiar house appeared in front of him.

Professor Cao’s villa!

A shadowy figure stood at the door of the villa.

It could be vaguely seen that it was a woman, the loose robe still couldn't conceal the enchanting figure inside, and she was wearing a pointed hat with crooked angles on her head.

It's the female boss of Suxin Software!

Lin An seemed to have thought of something, recalling the face and figure of the female boss, then looked up at the dark golden statue holding him, and was surprised, "You guys look a bit alike."

But it's just a bit like it.

The same red phoenix eyes, the same delicate nose, and the same mouth shape.

But the atmosphere is very different.

The temperament of the female boss looks very gentle, giving people the feeling of a gentle young woman at home.

And this woman who looks like a goddess has a mysterious and paradoxical temperament. She looks very dignified at first, but underneath her dignity is wrapped a hot restlessness, which is both cold and charming.

After the huge dark golden woman floated above the female boss, she gradually became a little sluggish, as if she had lost some of her agility and became more and more like a statue of a god.

The female boss of Suxin Software was standing at the door of Professor Cao's villa without knowing what she was thinking, she did not speak quietly, but held a slender lady's cigarette between her fingers.

Lighted cigarette butts exude an orange light in the night.

After a while, the female boss gently raised her right hand, pinched the cigarette with her slender thumb and middle finger, and flicked the cigarette lightly with her index finger.

The soot was flying along with the dots of flames.

Flying and flying, it seemed that countless fireflies flew towards Professor Cao's villa.

boom!
The fire seemed to ignite something.

The entire villa was smashed open, and flames shot up into the sky.

As the fire soared into the sky, the gas tanks used for welding in the villa exploded again, and the whole villa seemed to be attacked by missiles, countless fragments were sprayed straight out.

A window on the second floor of the villa suddenly exploded, and a tall figure broke through the glass window and jumped out.

It's Professor Cao.

This strong old man looked very embarrassed at the moment. The white vest on his body was full of burn marks, and his back was dripping with blood.

Almost half of the thick hair and beard had been burned away, and sparks were still rising in several places.

Professor Cao rolled around in the green flowers in the front yard of the villa and jumped up, looking at the figure in front of him coldly, "Witch?!!!"

At this moment, the female boss of Suxin Software was wearing a ghost mask. She put her cigarette into the gap between the mask's fangs and took a puff, then gently blew a puff of smoke in the direction of Professor Cao.

The smoke rolled in the air, getting bigger and bigger, as big as a dark cloud.

Thunder is densely covered in the dark clouds, and red lightning surges.

The lightning broke away from the dark cloud in an instant and hit Professor Cao's chest faster than the naked eye.

"Pfft~"

Boss Cao was blown away almost instantly, with blood spurting from his mouth flying in the air.

(End of this chapter)