Why hunt down a super stupid innocent wizard

Chapter 86 You have to spank me, hard

"You want to kill me!" The clown-faced self in the mirror took a step back, holding his head in his hands exaggeratedly, "I'm so scared!"

Then, it twisted its neck, exposed its face from its hands, and laughed again at Lin An.

"How did you kill me? Hahahaha, it's so funny!"

It laughed so loudly that it patted its thigh hard, pointed at Lin An and said with great joy, "I am you, I am a part of you, do you understand?"

"I'm not in the mirror!" It jumped over and stuck to the mirror, grinning wildly, showing its back molars, "I'm in your heart, I'm you!"

It said with a very excited emphasis, full of sarcasm, "You can't kill me, your whip can be whipped to others, but it can't be whipped to your own heart, understand? Stupid boy!"

Lin An nodded, and waved the red rope around his arm, "Understood."

"Hey, that's right." It looked at Lin An with the eyes of an old father looking at a silly son.

Lin An just said calmly, "It seems that I have to wait for a while to learn the practice of witch-hunting knights from Professor Cao and practice the furnace before I can kill you, right?"

"That's right~" It smiled cheerfully, smiling, and its entire expression froze. It stared at Lin An blankly, its eyes full of despair, "You...what did you say?"

Lin An shrugged, "I'm going to bed, good night."

With that said, he walked straight towards the bed.

"Don't! Don't!" It hit the mirror like crazy and roared loudly, "Don't leave, I just think it's exciting to tease myself, I'm not hostile!"

"Exciting?" Lin An looked back at it.

"Yes, yes, yes! It's very exciting!" It smacked its mouth with a look of enjoyment. Seeing that Lin An was about to turn his head and go back to sleep, he began to yell again, "I'm you, don't use the furnace to make it kill me!"

"You are not me!" Lin An walked over, looked at it silently, and said firmly, "I am me!"

"And you, what the hell is it, you only have one chance to answer, otherwise I'm going to sleep!"

"Tch~" it rolled its eyes vigorously, "I am you, and I still don't know you? You really like to show off. Since you came back, you must be curious."

"I just hooked you up without telling you to see if you can sleep or not!"

It's right.

However, Lin An didn't say anything and still just looked at it calmly.

"Okay, okay~" it waved its hands, raised its head, blinked, and muttered, "I am your spirituality. You must know this. Oh, wait a minute, let me take a look at our memories. How can you understand what the aura of the spiritual world does?"

It scratched its chin, snapped its fingers suddenly, and shook its head vigorously to look at Lin An.

"Activation, do you understand the word activation? It is often used in wizard novels. You must know it after reading so many online articles."

"The most classic living things are moving brooms, moving pots and spoons."

Lin An nodded.

"Very well, the aura in the spirit world is the part that activates you. The activated part is called spirituality." It gave a thumbs up and pointed to itself, "For example, me!"

"The aura of the spirit world can activate everything other than the real thing."

"That's why it's more difficult to understand."

"If it can activate real objects, then my existence is equivalent to one of your hands or one of your feet, eh, being activated."

"Moisturized by the aura, it becomes spiritual."

"Have you read the novel about cultivating immortals? A sword can suddenly speak. Oh, that's it, the sword spirit."

"Imagine it~" it said and became excited, raising its hands to its chest and making random gestures in front of it, "With the help of spiritual energy, your head, your feet, your internal organs, your The skin, your intestines...hehehehe...they suddenly have spirituality!"

"Then, they started to move randomly according to their own consciousness, but no matter how they moved, everyone was together, so they could only fight and fight until the one who could take full control of the body."

understood.

Lin An looked at it with squinted eyes, "So, as long as you defeat me, you can take charge of your body, and then I will become a lich?"

"Of course not! My stupid little fool!" It rolled its eyes, "After Lao Liu asked those two lunatics to kill you, I was already the master of my body, understand? At that time we changed Become a lich?"

Lin An was stunned for a moment, "What do you mean?"

"What do you mean?!!!" It yelled, staring at Lin An with wide eyes and pouting, "You were so frightened to death when you saw Ling Ling who looked like a snake, how dare you have that spirit Fight this situation!"

"Although your head wasn't thinking about anything at that time, deep down in your heart it was already spinning a thousand times!"

"Hey~" it waved its palm, "at the speed of light, it completes all thinking and judgment."

"Finally came to a conclusion-it's hopeless, just wait for death!"

"But you are unwilling to wait for death, and then your inner strength is stimulated."

"This inner power was still in a state of chaos at first, but as you devoured the madman 'Rabbit Mask Wizard' and became influenced by his spirituality, your inner power was attracted and you had a real choice."

"The specific logic, that is, because you are too depressed and numb, so based on the balance of the mind, my 'stimulus-chasing' you appeared."

"It is balanced at the beginning, that is, it will rebound and return to normal after the stress."

"But you absorbed the spirituality of that madman, so I was nourished, from an emotion to a spirituality, understand?"

"Otherwise, do you think that you, who is afraid of death and seeks stability, can do exciting things?"

"Will you forcefully kill that crazy wizard during the hunt of the Witch Hunting Knights?" "Will you escape and walk in front of them, and then you will not be afraid at all, but still find it exciting?"

"Will you actively agree to be an undercover agent and enter the 'Mad Wizard's Tree Hole' organization that you avoid?"

"Then you became a spy for the Witch Hunter Knight. Aren't you afraid when you see Chen Xin being obsessed with the president of the Wizard Association who is prone to psychosis at any time? And you can flirt with Maomao and have secret conversations with her?"

"So!" Lin An frowned and interrupted his chatter.

Staring coldly at the self wearing a clown mask in the mirror, "Are you my secondary personality born under pressure?"

Am I really mentally ill?
"Subpersonality, you bastard!" It cursed, "I'm just you, understand? I'm you! People's hearts are changeable, and I'm a part of your heart!"

Lin An didn't believe it and stared at it, "The black cat told me that it is a fan of Chen Xin, but not a fan of Chen Xin."

"Nonsense! I'll go crazy talking to you!" It looked like it was going crazy, "I'm just one of your emotions, understand? I'm just one of your emotions with spirituality nourished by spiritual energy, understand ?”

Seeing that Lin An was about to speak, it raised its finger to its mouth, "Shh, don't interrupt, listen to me!"

"If one day, I combine more and more with spirituality, I will become less and less like you, and finally I will become a monster."

"Of course, it's also possible to turn into an animal, depending on your state of mind."

"It's very complicated, and it's hard for me to explain it to you. But that's it. One day you will see that I become less and less like you, more and more like an animal or a monster. At that time, I dominate the body , we will become lichs!”

"In short, I dominate the body. At that time, I was a combination of you and aura, so it can also be said that we changed from a human to a combination of human and aura." It clapped its hands, "So the spirit The world will recognize us, and then we can enter the spiritual world."

"It will be the same when we get there!"

"You snatched away the dominance of the body again, and the spirit world thought you were a foreign object, so it rejected you, and you returned to the real world."

Lin An frowned, "It is said that no one has ever been able to come out of the spirit world after becoming a lich."

It smiled obscenely, and raised its eyebrows at Lin An, "Because I'm too strong, understand? When I change from emotion to obsession, your true nature will be suppressed, and it's very difficult It's hard to beat me."

"Have you ever seen a particularly stubborn person? You can refer to it."

"Understood." Lin An nodded, "That's why I'm still learning the furnace of witch hunter knights, and I'll refine you, and it'll be over once and for all."

"Wow!"

It yelled, "I'm talking so much for nothing, right?"

It stared angrily at Lin An outside the mirror, "Are you going to self-destruct? You have refined your 'chasing excitement' today, and tomorrow your 'chasing pleasure' will also be affected by aura and become spiritual. Why, Were you smelted too?"

"Okay, okay, you're all melted."

"You don't want 'self-restraint', you don't want 'self-indulgence', you don't want anything else!"

"You don't want everything in your heart, so what are you left with?"

"You're just an empty shell, a walking dead! No, you are worse than a walking dead! Zombies still want to eat! You don't even want to eat or move!"

Lin An was silent.

He pursed his lips and said nothing, his expression flickering.

It screamed madly in the mirror, "You are me, you and I share the same thinking, can I not know what you think? If you want to ask, can't you just ask?"

Lin An smacked his lips and nodded helplessly, "Okay, I was thinking, what should I do?"

"That's right." It looked like a teachable child, "You have to tame me, you have to whip me, hard and viciously, to make me obedient, do you understand?"

"!!!"

Lin An froze for a moment, looked down at the red rope wrapped around his arm, and murmured, "But I can't draw you!"

"Damn it!" It was angry, "metaphor, do you understand the metaphor!"

Alright alright.

Lin An frowned, "How to do it specifically?"

"When you need it, you must know how to use me well. When you don't need it, you must know how to restrain your inner 'chasing excitement' and conquer your inner demons!"

It slapped its cheek violently, making a loud snapping sound.

"See that clown mask on my face?"

"The day I become less and less like you and more like a monster, it means you are too dependent on 'chasing excitement' and too indulgent!"

"The day I become more and more like you and change exactly like you, it shows that you are too restrained and my spiritual power is dying!"

"Too much dependence and too much restraint will not work."

Lin An was stunned, "Then what should I do?"

It spread its hands, "You don't understand, how do I understand, you have to find the answer, I can only feel some interaction between me and Lingqi. But..."

It excitedly said to Lin An outside the mirror, "But I know what it's like to subdue my demons, that is, I really appear in front of you, and then you tear me to pieces and eat it mouthful!"

As he spoke, it laughed out loud, laughing like crazy, "It's easy to eat other people's spirituality, but it's not easy to eat your own spirituality~"

(End of this chapter)