Why hunt down a super stupid innocent wizard

Chapter 97 The outrageous witchcraft in the tree hole

The wizard 'Little Susu' gave Lin An a feeling somewhat similar to that of Old Liu, a feeling of a veteran in the workplace and a veteran in society.

His spirituality seemed particularly odd.

It is an oil painting with a dark gold frame. Inside the oil painting is a goat drinking water by a stream. There is a crocodile in the water and a cheetah on the tree behind it.

The back of the picture frame is covered with long green hairs, which look a bit like moldy hyphae.

Below the frame, there is a pair of thick crocodile feet, and above the frame, there is a cheetah head with goat horns.

The most important thing is that this spirit is covered with all kinds of black oily lines.

This is……

Lin An's expression flashed, and he could probably guess that the fat man in front of him must have learned black magic, and this is why his spirituality showed the appearance of being corroded by black magic.

"Our guides have two tasks, teaching you mask witchcraft and showing you how to get to the tree hole. As for other questions, I have the right not to answer."

Little Susu put away the recording form and spoke very fast, "I know you newcomers have too many questions, but I am impatient to answer your hundreds of thousands of whys. Who knows when you will die."

Lin An was stunned, "The death rate of wizards is very high?"

"Look!" Little Susu chuckled, "There are so many questions."

"I used to always think about forming a good relationship, but as a result, most new wizards didn't get through the emotional throb, and so much energy was wasted."

Sorry~
I'm not asking you.

The spirit of little Susu's picture frame began to speak, which was very magical. It was not the goat-horned cheetah head on the picture frame that spoke, but the goat drinking water in the portrait.

"Bah~~~"

——I don’t know when the newly awakened wizards are particularly prone to become that kind of weak chicken lich. I wonder if it is because they have learned black witchcraft?

——Forget it, I don't want to get involved in the struggle between the 'Black Wizard' and the 'White Wizard' in the tree hole, hehe, I'm so smart, I'm alone.It's miserable for newcomers, especially those who join now, isn't that pure cannon fodder.

The 'Little Susu' wizard seemed to be going through the process, "I'll just say it once, listen up, go to the supermarket and buy a bottle of 'Master Fan Green Tea', remember not to buy the new sugar-free flavor, it's the original honey Jasmine green tea."

"Any supermarket will do. 500ml or 1 liter is fine."

"That thing is an opening opened by the Wizarding Union to the country, and our tree hole is built on it."

"Then you fill a basin of water, sit on a chair and soak your feet in it, then drink at least 50 milliliters in one breath, and say 'the tree hole of the mad wizard' in your mouth, repeating it, and you can appear in the tree hole ”

He spoke like a machine gun, and finally slowed down, "I should have made it very clear, right?"

"Soak your feet, drink a drink, and chant a mantra."

Lin An listened to this outrageous way with a strange expression, Master Fan green tea?He often drank this stuff, but he didn't expect that it had something to do with wizards.

Seeing Lin An nodding, little Susu wizard smiled with satisfaction, "Very well, then there is one last task left, which is to teach you how to conjure a mask."

"First, take out your phone."

"cell phone?"

Lin An blinked, and suddenly felt that the number of paths in "Mad Wizard's Tree Hole" was a bit outrageous.

However, he still took out his mobile phone very cooperatively.

He doesn't want to add this 'Little Susu' communication method. Everyone is verified by their real names, so this thing can be checked accurately.

"First of all, let's go to the software store, search for the face-pinching APP of 'Funny Pinch Face 666', and download it."

"It provides a very rich material, and also supports custom painting."

"Then there is an export function in it. The export function is free for the first time, and then it is paid. You should pay attention to it."

Lin An was stunned, "Is this the software of our Shudong organization?"

He had heard of this software. After all, the circle of Shenhou City Software Development Company was so large.Even if you don’t know about it deliberately, you will know from listening to some interesting stories told by your colleagues that there is an operation boss in the company that developed this face-shaping app who is particularly awesome.

Little Wizard Susu didn't answer Lin An's question and just pretended that he didn't hear it.

His spirituality gave the answer.

"What~"

——We influenced the developers' thinking and asked them to create some templates that conform to the mask format.

show~
Little Wizard Susu continued, "Go to a random printing shop on the roadside that makes billboards and ask them to print on transparent paper." "Then you go to the supermarket and buy a pound of eggs, two cucumbers, and a stick of fresh aloe vera. , Just a small jar of honey will do, and then..."

Then I can cook!
Lin An didn't know what mentality he was using to listen to these things. Does this have anything to do with witchcraft?

But he had to use his spiritual assistant brain to record all the information that the fat man told, and he couldn't miss a single bit of it.

"Then you go to the drugstore and buy a bag of pearl powder. Damn it, there was a fool who didn't listen and bought pearl powder in the supermarket. As a result, he bought a low-quality product and the ritual magic didn't work. I'm really pissed off."

"Did you hear that? Buy it at the drugstore!"

Lin An nodded, indicating that he remembered it.

"Squeeze the juice from cucumber and aloe vera, and after filtering the residue, stir it with the egg white, honey, and pearl powder."

"Finally, add two drops of your own blood and stir well."

"Then you find a mirror, paste the transparent paper with the mask pattern on the mirror, and point your face at the mask in the mirror."

Little Susu pointed at her eyes, "Remember, it doesn't matter if everything else is aligned. The eyes must be in the eye sockets of the mask pattern. Otherwise, if you don't change the mask to block your sight, don't blame me for not reminding you."

"Remember it." Lin An said seriously.

"Very good." Little Wizard Susu stretched out his hand and gestured, "Remember, don't take your eyes off the mirror during the process, otherwise you will definitely fail."

"Take a spoon or a brush and apply the mixed ingredients on the mask pattern on the transparent paper and on your face."

"First apply the mask, then your face, then the mask, then your face, so that bit by bit you and the mask are slowly covered in this mixture."

"The last and most important step!"

Little Susu's complexion became extremely serious, "Will, remember, will is the key to the success of this witchcraft!"

"Pinch one side of the transparent paper on the mirror with your hand, then close your eyes, and imagine that your face has become the mask pattern on the transparent paper."

"It's not just imagination, you have to firmly believe that your face looks like that!"

"Then, tear off the transparent paper!"

"If you open your eyes and see yourself in the mirror wearing a mask, it means your witchcraft is complete."

"It's easy once you learn it. You will find that you can control your face to be normal or a mask at will."

"If you don't succeed, practice again and again until you succeed!"

After saying this, Little Susu wizard looked at Lin An, "Now, I will answer your question for free, and I will ask after I think about it!"

Lin An raised his eyebrows, "I just want to know if there are any sequelae or bad effects of this witchcraft."

"No! The only problem is that after you complete this mask witchcraft, your image cannot be changed." Little Susu answered simply.

His spiritual synchrony gave the answer.

"What~"

——There are no sequelae, and it can be modified, or even the traces of this witchcraft can be washed away, but it requires more complex witchcraft, which is something that even he (little Susu) cannot touch.

"Three days!"

Little Susu raised three fingers, "I need you to report to the tree hole organization within three days, which means that my task of leading the way is completely completed."

"If you can't show up within three days, I will come to you and help you with my hands, but only about the mask witchcraft and the method of entering the tree hole just mentioned."

"But when the time comes, you will have to pay for me the penalty for failing to complete the leading task in time, as well as the teaching fee for my extra shots."

"One price, 3000 yuan per day."

The little Susu wizard left quickly. When he came, he was very cool, but when he left, he took the stairs.

Lin An walked him to the door, looked at the direction he was leaving, and smiled slightly.

Licking his lips.

"Hey, I'll be over soon!"

　Two more chapters at 4pm

　　
　
(End of this chapter)