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Chapter 411 Divine Comedy! Timeless!

Chapter 411 Divine Comedy! Timeless! (Two chapters in one)

After seeing the keywords on the card, Wang Mo's mind was already thundering.

My mentality is broken.

How to do?

What do you want him to do?

I'm really afraid of whatever comes next.

The first song had exhausted his energy. Although the effect was good, it was relative to the audience and Aunt Liu.

Wang Mo didn't think about it at all.

If he had a choice, he would rather choose Zhao Quan than Liu Shufang.

Thinking of all the scenes of getting along with Aunt Liu, he felt like he was about to faint.

Can't even beat him.

I can't even scold him.

The audience at this moment was already laughing from ear to ear.

However, they didn't expect it.

Zhao Quan just glanced at it, suddenly raised his eyebrows, and then smiled: "The title is: The song that best suits the contestant's identity. Conditions: Create or select a song that best suits the contestant's identity, and let the other person say they like it. And being able to perform the songs perfectly.”

He talked for more than ten minutes.

I feel that Wang Mo is really unlucky.

"Hey!"

He randomly took out a card from another box next to him.

He was in so much pain.

Liu Shufang's eyes shone: "Where? Where?"

"The song that best suits the contestant's identity? Pfft! Isn't "Uneasy" the song that best suits Aunt Liu's identity? Is there any song that suits Aunt Liu's identity more than "Uneasy"?"

As for the other three guests, they started laughing after the initial shock.

very good!

Seeing Wang Mo, Liu Shufang was a little surprised at first.

Wu Rui laughed mercilessly and comforted: "Teacher Wang, you have to think on the bright side. First, this is not the first time you and Aunt Liu have cooperated, so you took advantage of an acquaintance. Second: You guessed it right. As a contestant, you will receive benefits from the program team. How great~~~"

I want all of you viewers to endure the pain that I, Wang Mo, am experiencing now!

come on!

talking.

"Forget it if you draw Aunt Liu, but if you encounter such a question, what should Wang Mo do?"

Then let me know what pain is!

Liu Shufang was obviously very happy to see Wang Mo and turned on the machine gun mode again.

Wang Mo forced a smile: "What are you looking at me doing?"

"Ouch, I laughed so hard."

Then, a strong surprise appeared on her face, and she rushed up while shouting: "Oh, it's Xiao Wang! Oh, the TV station just told me that I might have a different teacher to teach me songs. I'm here I think, I don’t want to change my teacher. Who can be as good as Xiao Wang? Right? Even if the teacher is changed, I will ask them to transfer you, Xiao Wang. But now it seems that I have overthought it. Xiao Wangyou also likes me, right? That’s why you chose me? Let me tell you, you and I are very compatible."

Face the blast!

After the draw, Wang Mo was taken to a room by the staff, and it was Liu Shufang who was waiting for him inside.

Only then did she remember the real thing: "Oh, the TV station said you will teach me another song? Originally, I don't like the songs sung by young people nowadays, but you are an exception, Xiao Wang. You wrote "Uneasy" for me last time I really like it, and it’s very exciting to sing. Tell me, do you have any similar songs? I promise you can sing them very well and I will never embarrass you..."

For a person like Liu Shufang, it is already a miracle that Wang Mo can write a song "Uneasy". How can he write a second song?

Totally unimaginable!

Swish!

Before Zhao Quan finished speaking, everyone seemed to have a clear understanding and all looked at Wang Mo.

Wang Mo nodded: "Of course."

"Yo!"

"..."

Everyone was overjoyed.

I just want Wang Mo to commit suicide.

Then he squeezed out a smile: "Aunt Liu, we are indeed destined to be together."

Zhao Quan said with a smile: "Since the teachers have finished drawing lots, then it will be up to me to draw the questions for the next round of competition, right?"

Wang Mo: "What about you?"

Wang Mo took a few deep breaths and avoided the other party's death hug.

Wu Rui's laughter stopped abruptly.

Everyone smiled meaningfully.

"No, no, I can't laugh anymore, or I'll give birth if I laugh again."

After the initial depression, Wang Mo did not suffer anymore. Instead, he suddenly felt angry in his heart. Then he slowly clenched his fists and said a sentence from between his teeth: You forced me!

Hahaha!

You are still laughing, right?

You think it's funny, right?

"Ha ha ha ha."

"Just asking, are the program crew really not here for Wang Mo?"

Of course Wang Mo couldn't come up with the song right now, but said: "Let's go, Aunt Liu, let's do some styling first, and at the same time ask the program team for some benefits."

Liu Shufang said in surprise: "Are there any benefits?"

Wang Mo's eyes were bright: "Of course!"

This time!

He wants to play something big!

The first is styling.

In fact, although Wang Mo and many netizens call Liu Shufang Aunt Liu, in fact Liu Shufang is only 41 years old, a proper post-80s generation! ! !

Look, isn’t it scary?

Those born in the 1980s are all in their forties.

At Wang Mo's request, the wind and frost on Aunt Liu's face was wiped away, and she seemed to be twenty years younger in an instant, looking full of energy.

Wang Mo was very satisfied: This is the taste!

Although they are a bit different in appearance and figure, they are very impressive.

This is enough!

Just when Liu Shufang was about to get up and leave.

But Wang Mo also sat down and said, "Give me another look and change it according to my requirements."

Liu Shufang was stunned: "Xiao Wang, do you love stinky beauty so much?"

Wang Mo shook his head: "No, I want to put on makeup to match you."

Liu Shufang was stunned again: "Match me?"

Wang Mo nodded: "Yes, because for the next song, I will go on stage with you and I will help you sing."

Liu Shufang screamed and her eyes widened.

The makeup artist's hands trembled and she almost shaved off Wang Mo's eyebrows.

Everyone in the room was shocked.

what's the situation?

Will Wang Mo perform the next song in person?

Soon, the makeup was done.

Wang Mo took a look in the mirror, um... he looked naughty, not bad.

Although I am a bit too young, it doesn't matter. Anyway, I only have a few words, so it's harmless.

In fact, Wang Mo didn't need to put on makeup today. He insisted on doing it just to find a feeling and see if it would work. Looking at it now, it feels perfect.

In this case.

Next, let him open this Pandora's Box with his own hands!

then.

Wang Mo found the program team and asked the program team for the benefits of the contestants he had just guessed: a group of aunts in their forties and fifties.

And then.

Wang Mo dragged all the aunts, including Liu Shufang, into a huge training room.

Thank you behind closed doors!

Wang Mo's unusual behavior attracted the attention of many people in the program team.

Soon the news reached the ears of chief director Zhao Quan.

Zhao Quan was confused and asked the staff: "Teacher Wang Mo doesn't have any abnormal emotions, right?"

Staff: "No, I'm very happy."

Zhao Quan was stunned: "Very happy?"

The staff member said firmly: "Yes, and looking at his eyes, he seems to be very excited."

Zhao Quan frowned.

He clearly saw Wang Mo's expression of despair after he beat Aunt Liu. Why did he suddenly become so excited and agitated?

what happened?

But when he thought about it again, he became a little worried.

Isn't it a bit inappropriate for a very handsome boy in his early twenties to be in the same room with a group of wolf-like ladies?

Forget it.

Anyway, Wang Mo should not suffer any loss.

that's it.

A few days later, the third episode of the program officially launched.

The Internet immediately became abuzz.

"Looking forward to looking forward to it."

"The wait is finally here."

"One day is like three autumns. It has been several years since I saw this show."

"I'm just here for Wang Mo tonight."

"I'm different. I came here for Wang Mo and Aunt Liu."

"Don't make me laugh. I can't help it when I think of Wang Mo beating Aunt Liu again."

"Hahahahahaha, laugh first as a token of respect. Let's start the show soon. I can't wait to know what kind of song Wang Mo has prepared for Aunt Liu."

"I've been brainwashed with fear over the past week."

"Who isn't?"

"..."

Due to the song "Uneasy" sung by Liu Shufang in the previous episode, the entire network's expectations for the performance of Wang Mo and Liu Shufang have almost exploded.

Everyone wants to see Aunt Liu act arrogantly on stage again, and want to see Wang Mo "embarrassed" again.

After all, netizens, everyone’s happiness is based on Wang Mo’s pain, right?

No one cares whether Wang Mo is in pain or not.

As long as they are happy.

The picture of Wang Mo shrinking into an ostrich on the last show has become an emoticon on many people's mobile phones.

What kind of expression will Wang Mo have this time?

Really looking forward to it.

"here we go."

"I'm coming!"

"..."

The first contestant came on stage, and he was actually a chef, competing against the "fragrant" that Wu Rui drew.

The music is ringing.

This chef sings a cheerful song of kitchen joy.

Pretty good.

Because Wu Rui integrated the chef's emotions and the color, smell and taste of the food into the lyrics, allowing the kitchen to be fully enjoyed.

"Awesome."

"The fit is great."

"I seem to be asking about Rice Fragrance."

"Drooling."

Next is the second player, Yang Xiao's person, the key word is "black".

This black color caused a lot of heated discussions among netizens. After the person came out, everyone discovered that the person was just a driver.

so disappointed.

I don’t know what these people are disappointed about.

As for the song, Yang Xiao adapted the song "Light of the Night".

The other party sang very well and was very touching.

Many viewers shed tears.

then.

The third player is a flash sender.

Well...this is actually an advertisement inserted by the program team.

But Liu Yongchang's training was quite good, and he perfectly integrated the advertisement into a song.

Wonderful.

Even many viewers don't realize that this song is a custom-made advertising song that advertisers spend a lot of money on.

Wang Mo nodded while listening, and cursed in his heart: Why don't you ask me to customize it?

After hearing about Liu Yongchang's song, advertisers spent millions.

so envious.

Hmm...it's just that advertisers seem to be suffering, right?

No, it’s not about losing money, it’s about losing blood.

Because Aunt Liu is going to play next.

Wang Mo glanced at Liu Yongchang pityingly: "Brother Chang, I'm sorry, I really didn't mean it."

Sensing Wang Mo's eyes.

Liu Yongchang was baffled.

What's going on with Wang Mo's look?

Do you still pity him?

He has just received several million in advertising fees. He is so happy that this guy actually pities me. You should pity yourself. Next, it will be your Aunt Liu's turn.

Thinking of this, Liu Yongchang was also very curious: Will Wang Mo write another song similar to "Uneasy" this time?

But that would be boring!

After all, special songs like "Uneasy" can only give the audience a strong sense of freshness the first time. If you do it again, the effect will be greatly reduced.

He couldn't figure out how Wang Mo could write a song that suited Aunt Liu the second time.

If you can't write it.

Sorry, their song group is going to win this round.

Before Liu Shufang came on stage, the audience and netizens watching the show became agitated.

The scene was boiling.

The barrage exploded directly.

"Aunt Liu is here!"

"We invite Liu Shufang!!!"

"Please focus the camera on Wang Mo, I want to see his expression hahaha."

"Brother Mo estimates that he may escape early this time."

"Aunt Liu, your source of happiness."

"..."

In a warm atmosphere.

I saw Liu Shufang walking on the stage wearing a dress with a strong Chinese style. In fact, 1.6 meters is not considered short among women. In addition, Liu Shufang was so tall today that her height directly increased to 1.7 meters. above.

Tall...no, with a tall figure and an appearance that was twenty years younger, it instantly set off the audience. "Oh my god, is this still Aunt Liu?"

"Isn't your temperament too explosive?"

"Liu Shufang amazed me today."

"The temperament is off the charts."

"What a beautiful mother."

"It turns out that Aunt Liu is so young. I thought she was in her fifties before, but now it seems she is in her early thirties at most. Especially with her queen-like temperament, she is definitely a unique presence on the stage."

"..."

But right now.

suddenly!

The scene of the explosion fell into silence for an instant.

Everyone looked at Liu Shufang's back in stunned silence. A person walked out from behind her, it was Wang Mo!

Countless people looked like they had seen a ghost.

Wang Mo is on the stage?

Did you even wear stage makeup?

Still holding the microphone?

This is?

Want to sing a duet with Aunt Liu?

"Mom!"

"Did Wang Mo know that he had no choice but to force himself to play?"

"Ouch, I'll go."

"Pfft! Why does this makeup look so naughty?"

"Brother Mo, aren't you? Do you really want to sing a song with Auntie?"

"No!!!"

Even Liu Yongchang and the other three people were stunned.

Wang Mo duets with Aunt Liu?

Although the rules of the show do not stipulate that guests cannot sing with contestants, but what kind of status do you, Wang Mo, have to sing a song with a market lady?

You have to do it! Varied! What! ! !

In everyone's shocked eyes.

I saw the lights on the stage gradually becoming gorgeous.

then!

Without warning, a soul-shaking prelude music sounded, with a strong rhythm, as if it would directly suck everyone into the disco pool.

Liu Shufang in the center of the stage picked up the microphone and sang:

"the vast horizon is my love

Flowers are blooming at the foot of the rolling green hills

What kind of rhythm is the most swaying?

What kind of singing is the happiest?”

boom!

It was as if there was a sound exploding deep in everyone's brain.

Everyone was dumbfounded.

This is...Aunt Liu's song?

This is... the song Wang Mo sang to Aunt Liu?

What?

my God!

The audience almost doubted their own ears.

Even the last song "Uneasy" sung by Aunt Liu really conquered many people, okay?

After all, "Uneasy" sounds fun, but it's admittedly difficult and not cheesy at all. There are even some professionals who feel more awesome the more they study this song.

but now!

Oh my God!

Listening to this extremely rustic song, sung by Aunt Liu, everyone almost laughed.

But Liu Shufang on the stage didn't think that she was full of energy at this moment, and her whole body was filled with unprecedented vitality.

I saw it with a wave of her big hand.

A group of aunts in their forties and fifties rushed onto the stage.

dance!

Up!

singing!

Come!

"The crooked river comes from the sky

Flowing to the sea of purple and red

Hot songs are what we look forward to

Singing while walking is the best! since! exist!

If we want to sing, we must sing the best! pain! quick! "

Liu Shufang is at full strength and shining brightly.

The aunt behind her also seemed to shine with the most dazzling light in her life, and her dance was perfectly integrated into the song.

puff!

Countless people in the audience sprayed.

The barrage made a large area faint.

Holy shit.

What song?

Ok!

There should be hope.

After all, Wang Mo hasn't spoken yet.

Everyone still holds their last hope for Wang Mo.

Everyone knows Aunt Liu's style, so if she sings such a song at this moment, they can understand it.

But as long as Wang Mo is here, everything can be restored!

After all, in the hearts of many fans, Wang Mo is a god-like person. He was the one who could play legendary songs on the suona.

Now many people finally understand.

Why did Wang Mo come to power this time?

She must have been worried that Aunt Liu couldn't control the situation, so she went to the rescue.

The situation was brought back at the critical moment.

Didn't you see that the situation is almost out of control now?

at last……

"you are the most beautiful cloud in my sky

Let me keep you with my heart.”

After Aunt Liu finished singing this line of lyrics, everyone finally saw Wang Mo pick up the microphone.

at once!

The whole audience is looking forward to it.

The rescuer has arrived.

The savior has come.

They were finally free.

Otherwise, you will be driven crazy by Liu Shufang's song.

Then... they waited until Wang Mo roared: "Stay!!!"

dumbfounded.

Shock.

at a loss.

despair.

With a crash, the audience in the audience immediately fell into a huge dump.

They waited for a long time and then just asked to stay?

your sister!

What about playing tricks on them?

But this is just the beginning.

Next, Liu Shufang has fully entered the state.

Wang Mo also showed no sign of weakness.

Liu Shufang: "You are the most beautiful cloud in my heart. I will fill the bottle with fine wine for you to stay~~~"

Wang Mo: "Stay! Get off! Come!"

Liu Shufang: "Always singing the most dazzling national style is the most beautiful gesture in the entire sky."

Wang Mo: "Stay! Get off! Come!"

The two sang together.

Coupled with the enthusiastic dancing of a group of aunts behind.

The entire stage turned into a volcano-like fiery scene.

on site.

Along with the fall of many people.

More people had already burst into laughter.

Wang Mo's image has completely collapsed.

Fucking noble.

Damn handsome.

Everything was ruined in one sentence: "Stay".

Many staff members laughed so much that they almost forgot about their work.

Liu Yongchang: "..."

Yang Xiao: "..."

Wu Rui: "..."

After a while.

Liu Yongchang suddenly shouted: "Stay!"

Wu Rui: "Stay!!"

Yang Xiao: "Stay!!!"

Finished!

These three guests are also crazy.

Then, Yang Xiao, who has always liked dancing, listened to the strong music melody and watched the aunts dancing, and always had an uncontrollable impulse. He stood up and started twisting his body to the rhythm.

Ok.

After dancing along, I felt much more comfortable.

Next to him, Liu Yongchang looked disgusted at first, but soon joined the group.

I can't help it, I can't help it.

Backstage.

Director Zhao Quan's mouth kept twitching. At that time, he didn't know why Wang Mo locked himself in a room with a group of aunts for several days without giving any news to the outside world.

But it wasn't until the rehearsal later that he knew what kind of song Wang Mo brought.

In the past few days, he has been brainwashed by the magical melody of this song.

But it wasn't until he saw Liu Shufang and Wang Mo's joint performance on stage that he realized that they had restrained themselves during the rehearsal.

now.

The two of them started to bloom with all their strength.

It's terrible~~~

Zhao Quan rubbed his eyebrows and suddenly said, "Stay!!!"

Hey!

so fun.

On the Internet, barrage has long exploded.

"Ahhh!"

"My God."

"what is this?"

"I watched some show!"

"Is it poisonous?"

"This rhythm is really poisonous."

"It always feels like my blood is boiling."

"No, hold it in!"

"..."

Many people who disliked this song at first found that they had become accustomed to the melody without realizing it.

then.

They are used to Auntie's dancing and magical music and singing.

of course.

There was more laughter, and countless people laughed so hard that they almost couldn't breathe.

your sister!

What song is it?

Comments from netizens have already flooded the screen.

"I knelt down in front of Brother Mo. If I don't kneel down, I can't express the shock in my heart."

"Brother Mo, can you please stop doing this?"

"What the heck, at first I thought Wang Mo came on stage to control the situation, fearing that Aunt Liu would go crazy, but I never expected that he would actually join in."

"The key point is, how can such a vulgar song be so contagious? Look at Liu Yongchang and the others. From being disgusted at the beginning, they are now swaying to the song."

"That's true. It's really strange."

"The extreme level of earthiness is the tide?"

"Anyway, I've been brainwashed and all I can think about is staying."

"Me too, I was brainwashed."

"Hahahaha, hahahaha... I'll laugh to death."

"It's over, it's over. After such a round, Aunt Liu can no longer control herself."

"The key is, how come those auntie's dances match this song so well? It feels like the song was naturally written for those dances."

"I also have this feeling."

"Brothers and sisters, why do I have an ominous premonition?"

"..."

No one knows.

When Wang Mo was roaring passionately and passionately on the stage, the corner of his mouth curved in an imperceptible arc.