Konoha: My wife is Tsunade

Chapter 115 In the wet bone forest, a beauty scam
With a bang.

Tsunade opened his eyes bewilderedly.

"Bastard."

Tsunade uttered a syllable, and Chishima Chiba, who was sleeping with her head lowered, was also awakened.

After groping subconsciously, Qiandao Chiba realized something.The old man blushed and let go of his hand, but Tsunade was unwilling to let go. She raised her hand and grabbed Qianjima Chiba's wrist, looking at him with watery eyes.

Tsunade exhaled like a blue breath, "You did something strange while I was asleep, and when I wake up, you will just treat it as if nothing is wrong, right?"

"Cough, no, I'm just afraid that you won't get used to it."

"What are you quibbling about?" Tsunade rolled her eyes and moved her body to stretch.

Feeling Chishima Chiba's big hand, Tsunade paused and then asked, "Is it bigger than before?"

"It's indeed big, but I don't think it's your limit yet."

"Don't let it grow any longer." Tsunade's face was full of helplessness, "It will affect your actions, especially when you are fighting, and it will be very uncomfortable."

As she spoke, Tsunade lifted her collar to expose her shoulders, "Look, the shoulder straps are almost broken."

"Let me see."

Chishima Chiba stretched her neck and looked at Tsunade's shoulder, and sure enough, a black tie had opened.

He raised his hand to tie it, but Chishima Chiba's attention was quickly drawn elsewhere, and he couldn't help but bend down and lower his head.

In an instant, a blush crept onto Tsunade's cheeks, "You are so grown up, you are still like a child..."

Qianjima Qianye didn't have the time to speak. After a while, when he was tired, he raised his head and smacked his lips. Tsunade blushed and didn't dare to look at him.

But soon, Tsunade lowered her head and simply got into Qianjiao Chiba's arms, and found a comfortable position to lie down.

For no reason, Chishima Chiba took a breath of cold air.

Tsunade didn't seem to hear, and proudly arched her arms into Qianjima Chiba's arms.

"Don't move around, be honest!"

Chishima Chiba warned in a low voice, but Tsunade was not afraid at all. The two had hooked before.

"Aren't you helpless?" Tsunade looked sly, "You're not going to break the agreement, are you? But if you can't help it... I don't blame you."

After the words fell, Tsunade raised her head and blinked.

"After we agreed to get engaged, we will get engaged, but don't think that I don't have a way to counter you now!" Qianjiao Chiba lowered her voice, preparing to teach Tsunade a lesson.

The fingers are very flexible.

"Do you listen to me?"

Tsunade stuck his neck and didn't speak, but gave Chishima Chiba a provocative look.

But this aura did not last long. Within two or three minutes, Tsunade calmed down and her facial expressions were very rich.

"Bad guy." After a moment, Tsunade whispered.

Chidao Chiba smiled triumphantly, and withdrew her hand to wipe her body.

After reminiscing for a while, Tsunade let out a foul breath, looked up at Qiandao Chiba, and slightly parted her cherry lips.

"Qianye, it's so nice to look up at you like this."

Chiba Chiba lowered his head and kissed Tsunade's forehead, pecked lightly and raised his head, "Then you can't slack off, the situation we will face in the future will only be more dangerous than it is now."

"I know." Tsunade nodded, "When I was injured and poisoned, I felt very panicked."

How could Tsunade not panic?
If the poison was poisoned without an antidote, she would be separated from Qiandao Qianye Tianren, which she couldn't accept at all.

"Qianye...if I'm gone, will you find another woman?"

"Bah!" Chishima Chiba raised her hand and lightly slapped Tsunade on the mouth, "How can you say this so casually!"

With anger on his face, "If you wantonly tear up the agreement, then I will use Second Grandpa's dirty land reincarnation technique to pull you back from the pure land!"

"Ah!" Tsunade exclaimed, "Why didn't I think of that?"

Tsunade did not feel that her soul had been blasphemed. "From a certain perspective, the art of reincarnation from dirty soil studied by the second grandfather is quite good. At least..."

"You, don't think about these crooked ways!" Qiandao Chiba felt even more angry, and nodded Tsunade's forehead vigorously, "Can the reincarnation of the dirty soil be the same as a real person? You should hurry up and study your yin seal and Baihao's technique."

"I would have forgotten it if you didn't tell me!" Tsunade suddenly stood up from Qianjiao Qianye's arms, "This technique must be researched. By then, not only will I be able to stay young forever, but it will even be difficult for me to die!"

Speaking of this, Tsunade squinted Chidao Chiba, "When I'm 50, I'm still a young girl, and you...you're a bad old man!"

"Why, you won't want me then?" Qiandao Qianye asked coldly, "Your idea is very dangerous."

"Then do you want to perfect my vision with me?" Tsunade sent an invitation to Chiba Chiba, "How about we stay young forever together?"

"It's okay, but Tsunade... I have other things to do."

Qiandao Chiba looked embarrassed, "I believe that with your talent, you can complete it independently, and you don't have to rely on me for everything..."

"Ha!" Tsunade sneered and interrupted Chishima Chiyo, "You are my man, if I don't rely on you, who can I rely on?"

When Tsunade said this, Chishima Chiba felt guilty and simply nodded in agreement.

"Okay, my main body will cooperate with you and your shadow clone. Let's quickly research the Yin Seal and Bai Hao's Technique."

bar.

Tsunade took a sip of Chishima Chiba and said, "My man is the best!"

Facing Tsunade's praise and kiss reward, Qiandao Chiba's heart almost melted, and immediately pulled Tsunade with great enthusiasm to start training.

But as soon as he stood up, Tsunade twisted his body, his face flushed, "It's sticky all over my body, I'm going to take a bath."

Chishima Chiba naturally had no reason to refuse and pulled Tsunade out.Outside Slug Immortal's cave, there is a pond that two people dug earlier. They used the water escape technique to change the water. It can be recycled, clean and hygienic.

After Chishima Chiba changed the water in the pool, Tsunade did not shy away and stepped in openly.

"You come down too."

"Should I go down too?" Qiandao Chiba shook her head repeatedly, "If I go down, we won't be able to finish washing in two hours."

"You can't get down!"

Tsunade pinched his waist and stared at Chiba Chiba with a fierce expression on his small face.

Qiandao Chiba didn't speak any more, and obediently jumped into the pool, splashing a large splash of water.

At this time, Tsunade smiled and waved Chishima Chiba over.

She behaved very generously and looked like an old married couple.

Suppressing the throbbing in his heart, Chishima Chiba leaned over and splashed the water on Tsunade's head. The wet dark golden hair soon fell on both sides of Tsunade's shoulders.

Carefully rubbing the long hair with Tsunade's hands, with the palms down, Qiandao Chiba washed even more carefully.

It's just a pity.

This time I came on a mission, and I only brought necessary combat items. I didn't prepare any daily necessities such as shower gel.

If you sprinkle some shower gel, the effect should be even better.

……

It was exactly the same as Qiandao Chiba said, it took almost two hours to take a bath, not only the body was clean, but also the mind was cleansed, without any desires or desires.

But Tsunade stuck out her tongue and looked unhappy.Chishima Chiba, on the other hand, smacked her lips with an afterthought expression on her face.

"My mouth is full of weird taste!" Tsunade pinched Chishima Chiba hard, "Tell me, who taught you this?"

You can't talk about this.

"From the book of villains." Qiandao Qianye said.

"When did you buy it?" Tsunade looked suspicious, "Why didn't I know? Are you lying to me?"

"How is that possible!" Qiandao Chiba immediately sold Jiraiya, "Jiraiya gave it to me..."

"Hmph, I knew it was that little gangster Jiraiya!"

Tsunade felt that she had solved the case, "Let's see how I deal with him when I get back!"

But when it came to going back, Tsunade finally remembered the business, "By the way, Chiba, when will we return to the village from Shigu Forest?"

"It's not the time yet."

Qiandao Qianye also returned to normal at this time and became very calm, "The location where we use the counter-psychic technique is in the Kingdom of Wind. If we just use the counter-spiritual technique to return...

The location where we appear must still be in the Kingdom of Wind, and we are likely to be in danger.

Therefore, we can only wait for Sakumo and the others to return to the village and let them unfold the giant scroll I left at home. Then we can ask the Slug Immortal to help send us back to the village. "

"Oh, I know." Tsunade curled her lips, "It's not like I don't understand this aspect of knowledge. Counter-spiritual techniques require the use of scrolls.

But will Sakumo and the others be in danger? "

Chishima Chiba shook her head, "Sakumo and the others will not be in danger. One Shukaku is behind them, and the Suna ninja have no time to take care of themselves. How can they have time to chase them down."

Even if the Sand Ninja are eager for revenge, it's too late for them to pursue us. Don't forget that the retreat route we planned is very safe. "

Hearing Chishima Chiba say this, Tsunade felt relieved.

Then, her eyes lit up, "Then we can stay in Shigu Forest for a while again?"

"Indeed, but it shouldn't be very long. If Sakumo and the others go at full speed, they can return to the village within two months."

"Two months is a long time."

Tsunade was not dissatisfied, "When I go back, I will be 14 years old!"

"It's not my birthday yet, so it doesn't count."

"Forget it!" Tsunade pinched Chiba Chishima, "But birthdays also count!"

"Okay, okay, do the math."

"It's pretty much the same." Tsunade was quite satisfied, but she stuck out her tongue again, "It still has a smell, but it's not pleasant at all."

"You have to get used to it."

Chishima Chiba said this, and at the same time, she whispered in Tsunade's ear, and came up with a lie that everyone knew to deceive.

"Can you really beautify yourself?" Tsunade was dubious.

"Of course, that's what the villain's book says anyway."

"Then...let's give it a try." Tsunade Aimi, a little irresistible to beauty, "But if it doesn't work, I'll take your skin off!"

"Absolutely works!"

Chiba Chiba vowed, but the specific effect can only be experienced by Tsunade himself.

Soon, the two returned to the cave of the slug fairy, and at the same time they became serious, they each separated their shadow clones and began to practice.

As for Hatake Sakumo, Orochimaru, and Jiraiya, just like Chishima Chiba said, they encountered almost no Suna ninja obstruction or accidents during their retreat.

They successfully left the Kingdom of Wind and entered the Kingdom of Thunder via a detour from a small country. After disguising themselves, they headed to the Kingdom of Iron according to the plan.

Overall, except for Tsunade being poisoned by Chiyo, this mission was completed perfectly.

(End of this chapter)