Bring some shock to the world of cultivating immortals

Chapter 1 80 years old, love brothel
Fun is the most indispensable thing in everyone's life.

For example, the excavator working on the roadside, the lunatic-like problems in the mentally retarded bar, the fat man walking on the street shouting inexplicably and everyone looking at me, etc....

"Your grandfather was over eighty years old and went to prostitution and disappeared?"

On the bustling North Street, the door of a wooden house with a sign saying "Everywhere is accessible" is locked.As the boss, Zhou Li put down the door latch, turned around, and asked in shock: "Are you just having fun at home?"

"No...sigh..."

Accompanied by sighs full of helplessness and sorrow, the man dressed in luxurious silk shook his head, his expression was low, thousands of words gathered in his throat, and he said sadly:
"Master Zhou, I know that this news may be a bit unusual, but please believe that I am really not lying to you. My grandfather is indeed 89 this year, but he once had an adventure and was caressed by an immortal. ,therefore···"

Having said this, the man paused for a moment, with a shy expression on his face, but for the sake of his grandfather's life and safety, he gritted his teeth and said in a deep voice: "Since then, my grandfather has been playing songs day and night, traveling back and forth between All the smoke and dust pavilions linger there, but the golden gun cannot fall."

"Fuck me."

Hearing this, Zhou Li was shocked, "Did the immortal touch the top or the bottom?"

"this···"

With a hint of embarrassment, the man shook his head, and said quickly: "Master Zhou, let's talk about the entrustment. It has been a long month since my grandfather went to Beiliang City to inspect the market last time. He has never asked for it, which is really unusual. My old father in the family was worried that something might happen to him, so he couldn’t sleep day and night, and he even went home to rest after playing mahjong for five hours yesterday.”

Speaking of this, the man's tone was a little urgent. He looked at Zhou Li and said with true feelings:

"Master Zhou, you also know that the recent crackdown on unlicensed brothels, the government will definitely not accept my grandfather's situation. This matter can only depend on you, I really can't trust other monster catchers. As long as you can bring my grandfather Return, or find his whereabouts, I will be very grateful if I understand."

After the man said these words, he looked nervously at the young man in front of him. As a well-known rich man in the North City, Xie Du contacted many monster catchers, hoping that they would accept this commission, but they were all rejected without exception.

Of course, he also understands that after all, the demon catchers are not like pure quack Taoists, they are spiritual spirit masters with the seal of the government, no matter how you say it, they still need to save face.Looking for an 89-year-old cross-city prostitution commission, other monster catchers naturally disdain it.

"okay."

Zhou Li suddenly stood up, walked to Jie Du, and said in a deep voice, "You don't need to say anything."

When Jie Du saw this, a bitter smile suddenly appeared on his face. He shook his head and sighed:
"Oh, indeed, this kind of thing has always been despised by others. After all, you are also a famous monster catcher. Wouldn't it be self-defiled if you accepted this kind of commission..."

"I took it."

Before Xie Du could finish speaking, Zhou Li nodded vigorously and said solemnly, "I've accepted your commission."

"what?"

Xie Du was stunned, he opened his mouth, his face was full of bewilderment and puzzlement, and he only uttered a single syllable to express his doubts.He hadn't started the moral kidnapping yet, nor had he offered a huge reward to lure the other party, so he couldn't understand why Zhou Li agreed directly.

"It's nothing else, I just want to see the demeanor of an old man who is over eighty years old and still has such power. You don't need to say anything, I've taken over this task by Zhou Li."

Zhou Li spoke righteously and his tone was compassionate.But anyone who knows him knows that there are only two kinds of commissions that can make Zhou Li excited.One is a task with extremely high rewards that can provide him with rare medicinal materials.The other kind is a task that can have fun.

Obviously, Jie Du's mission falls into the latter category. Even in his 80s, he still had sex until he lost contact with her. Zhou Li felt that if he missed this kind of fun, his time travel would be in vain.Thinking of this, Zhou Li directly accepted this task that others avoided.

"Thank you so much!"

After Xie Du reacted, he was overjoyed, grabbed Zhou Li's hand and shook it repeatedly, and left Nadutong after leaving a deposit of 100 taels.Zhou Li looked at Xie Du's back, and his fingers lightly brushed the gossip wooden plaque on his waist.
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【Trigger Fate Line】

[Bronze Fate Line: Snake Spirit!Return my grandpa! 】

[The richest merchant in North City, Xie Du, has a great-grandfather named Jie Se, who is over eighty years old. Because he was blessed by an immortal, although he has fluttering hair, he is strong and strong, with a handsome face, and he is immortal. In the big brothels, they are so romantic and happy, people give them the nickname: Old Spearman]

[Half a month ago, Xie Se met with friends and went to Liangcheng, 150 miles away, to have fun. Since then, Xie Se has disappeared as if he has disappeared from the world]

[Jie Se's grandson Jie Du was shocked and panicked when he learned about this. However, because he was really ashamed to explain to the government that his eighty-year-old grandfather liked whoring*, he had no choice but to use the family heirloom as a gift. Soul-suppressing Pill} and 1000 taels of silver as a reward, recruiting folk experts hoping to investigate the whereabouts of grandfather Jiese]

[After many rounds of screening, Jie Du learned that you had helped the government crack down on pornography. He thought you were experienced, so he found you and wanted you to help him find out the whereabouts of his missing grandfather]

When he opened his eyes, the dense text originally engraved on the roulette disappeared instantly, and the luxurious and mysterious golden roulette gradually disintegrated.Zhou Li rubbed his brows, and the crowds coming and going and the noisy hawking brought him back to his senses.He raised his head, looked at the three characters "Magnificent Building" hanging on the magnificent building in front of him, and breathed a sigh of relief.

It's finally here.

About 80 days have passed since I took on the task of [Looking for an 20-year-old brothel master]. Excluding the two days spent on the road, I have been inquiring about the whereabouts of this prostitute for the past [-] days.

This is not because Zhou Li is not capable enough or has no means. In fact, if other monster catchers were to handle this matter, it would take a month and a half to find out where this prostitute went to the city for the first time.

Too strong, really too strong.

Until now, Zhou Li has great respect for this old prostitute.He has never seen a person who can visit all the brothels in Beiliang City in one day, and even has the turnover rate of major brothels.Moreover, this old prostitute saint has no taboos about meat and vegetarian food. He goes to the high-end Yanchen Loft and the low-end Bada Hutong. His main thing is a fraternity heart.

But this brought great inconvenience to Zhou Li. The most he ever did was to ask eleven people a day about the whereabouts of this whore saint, and then he got 22 different brothels.In the end, Zhou Li had no choice but to mobilize the relationship he used to go to when he was in school, and found the "Night Not Accepted" in Beiliang City, and only then managed to find out the last whereabouts of this old man Xie.

The second floor of Beiliang - Hongwei Building.

After learning that the Hongwei Building was the last stop for prostitutes, Zhou Li began to investigate the Hongwei Building.

Of course, Zhou Li adhered to the principle of using it to death since he has already used it, and bought a lot of newsletters about Hongweilou from Yebushou in the city.After learning that this restaurant was secretly engaged in a business called {Evil Soul Jade}, he knew that this prostitute might not be long.

The so-called ghost jade is a jade-shaped treasure condensed through the organs in the body of a man who was reborn by evil spirits and spirits after swallowing his blood.As a prostitute who has had his beard touched by an immortal, the blood in his body is probably overflowing. As an outsider, he would not believe that Zhou Li was not stared at by this grand building.

Standing at the gate of the Hongwei Building, Zhou Li began to think about how he could get in touch with the top card of the Hongwei Building [Spring Scenery].Judging from the information obtained from Yebushou, his target once wanted to spend a good night with this spring, but was rejected.

However, on the last day, the spring girl suddenly sent an invitation to the prostitute, and the prostitute naturally went happily.Therefore, both Ye Bushou and Zhou Li agreed that this spring scene was not a good thing.

But the question is how to get close to this spring beauty.

The top card on the second floor of Beiliang City, a woman with such a name is definitely not something that can be enjoyed by just spending money. You have to be able to compose poetry, be likable, not look too sorry, and you have to be rich.

Zhou Li fits the first three criteria. He can compose poems (Wen Chaogong), he can also be likable (gold content in the service industry), and he can be called handsome in appearance, but the only thing he doesn't meet is that he is not rich.

send.

but···
Raising his head, Zhou Li looked expressionlessly at a room with an open window on the third floor of the Hongwei Building, a sternness flashed in his eyes.

Can't help him at all!

In a brief moment, Zhou Li shook his right hand, and an imperceptible white thread burst out from his wrist and stuck directly to the third floor of the grand building.

At this time, Zhou Li, who had already walked around to the other side of the alley next to Hongwei Building, calculated the time and distance. After a brief pause, he tugged hard with his right hand, and his whole body suddenly turned into a beautiful arc and landed on The open window sill on the third floor.

perfect.

Quietly retracting the white thread, Zhou Li stretched out his finger and pierced the layer of paper window, and then his expression changed, pale with shock.

It’s broken, something’s wrong!

According to the diagram of the Hongwei Building obtained by Zhou Li, the room behind the window where he is located should be the handyman's room. He can find a handyman's uniform and sneak into the Hongwei Building, waiting for an opportunity to find the old man Xie's ghost jade queen leave quietly.

But when he pierced through the layer of window paper, he realized that the Hongwei Building had been moved.

This is the toilet!

Yes, this is a toilet.Of course, the toilets in Hongwei Building are definitely different from those of ordinary people.Whether it is the toilet made of sandalwood, the brand-new "Freshness Talisman" on the side, or the pleasing potted plants and murals, they all show to Zhou Li the humanistic care that Hongwei Lou treats hemorrhoid patients, and the rich man's luxurious life to the core. How terrible.

Just when Zhou Li frowned and was about to leave the place and find another loophole, he suddenly heard a rush of footsteps.He seemed to realize something and continued to lurk at the window sill, listening.

"Grandma, run away at this time."

After a burst of dull footsteps, a tall man in luxurious clothes ran into the latrine disheveledly, took off his trousers and sat on the toilet, his face immediately refreshed.He held a roll of silk tightly, while feeling comfortable, he did not forget to complain softly.

"What's the beauty of spring? After a few gold hairpins and jade bracelets, I don't even know who I am. I'm ashamed to say that I'm the number one beauty? "

Zhou Li is not a pervert, and has no interest in visiting the rich man to use the toilet.The reason why he stayed here was precisely because of the murmurs of this just-in-time rich man, which made him have his own considerations.

Through the hole in the paper, Zhou Li could roughly see the appearance of the man going to the toilet.In terms of age, Zhou Li is about the same age as him, but this rich man obviously has been shopping too much, his face is blue and his lips are black and purple, and it can be seen that his kidney deficiency has reached the extreme.After a short period of thinking, Zhou Li had an idea.

Gently taking out a piece of cloth from his waist, Zhou Li saw the right moment and tore open the paper window with one hand. Then he exerted force on his waist and rushed straight towards Fu Ye like a cannonball who was lifting his pants and preparing to leave.

Boom!
Accompanied by a muffled sound, the lucky man whose face was horrified by the sudden turn of events, and whose eyes were splitting, was directly covered by a piece of cloth. After jumping around a few times like a half-salted salted fish, this lucky man The lucky guy rolled his eyes and fell asleep.

"Meeting is fate."

Seeing that the other party was completely paralyzed by his own anesthetic, Zhou Li was unambiguous, and directly stripped off the luxurious clothes on the other party's body, and said compassionately: "Save your life and remember it carefully, the incident of the toilet's strange news record Just don’t pursue it.”

Regardless of whether the other party can hear it or not, or whether he can understand it after hearing it, Zhou Li took out a bamboo piece after putting on the other party's clothes, shook it on the other party's face, and then shook it on his own face .With the emergence of spirit qi, Zhou Li's face immediately changed to that of this frail and kidney-deficiency brother.

perfect.

Patted the non-existent dust on his hands, Zhou Li picked up the man who only had a pair of obscene trousers left, shook his hands, bound the man with spider silk in a state of tortoise shell binding, and then Zhou Li looked out the window, confirming After no one would pass by in the alley facing the window, Zhou Li hung the man outside the window.

After doing all this, Zhou Li took out a piece of wax and threw it in the toilet.Then Zhou Li tidied up his appearance, opened the door, and walked out of the hut with an upright look.

"Okay, bring Miss Chunse over quickly."

Facing the smiling madam who had been waiting for a long time, Zhou Li, who was disguised as a crotch boy, said with a straight face: "I can't wait any longer."

"Oh, sir, don't worry, Miss Chunse has been waiting for a long time."

Turning her winking eyes, the words that were crisp to the bone came at her fingertips. The plump bustard leaned against Zhou Li and said softly, "Chunxiang Pavilion on the sixth floor, please~~~"

Zhou Li didn't hesitate, he stretched out his hand and started to wipe the oil, and the old madam was also happy to see this. After all, Zhou Li was a well-educated and tasteful person, and he had a heavy amount of money in his fingertips.Halfway through, she brought Zhou Li to a peach-colored wooden door.

Feeling the heavy silver in his bosom, the bustard winked at Zhou Li, then walked into the room twisting his hips, as if saying something.After a while, she came out and said sweetly: "Master, Miss Chunse is in the house, please go ahead."

"Thank you sister."

Zhou Li stuffed a piece of silver wisely again, and wiped the oil again.Then, under the gaze of the smiling old bustard, he slowly pushed open the wooden door, and resolutely stepped into the room full of fragrance.

Holy prostitute, let me fulfill your unfulfilled wish!

(End of this chapter)