Bring some shock to the world of cultivating immortals

The truth behind Chapter 125~
"Dude, you seem to be 25 and six now. You can't say that you will only watch the gate and the prison cell in your life. Even if you are promoted to the top, you will be asked to expand your new business and look at the toilet. Think about it, if you This life is wandering between several gates, so you are more miserable than me? I am indeed going to jail, and you will not be enough in jail in this life. "

In the dark and damp cave, Hou Jue sat on a haystack in a strange posture, with his two knees pressed against his chest like twin peaks, which was extremely unsightly.But instead of being ashamed, he was very satisfied with this sitting posture and continued to chatter to the pale-faced soldiers:
"You said that you are quite miserable. You will be in prison for the rest of your life, and you will have to deal with occupational diseases. Sigh, buddy, is your foreskin long? We, Qianhu, have been thinking of getting someone to be circumcised recently, saying that it was a circumcision in Beiliang. Give one away, if you can't do it again, you can cut it off, it's healthy."

"Can you shut the fuck up?"

Even if the Imperial Forest Army had received professional training, Mount Tai collapsed in front of them without changing their expression, but Hou Jue's broken mouth was like a cesspit exploding, which was much more difficult than Mount Tai collapsed.The Imperial Forest Army directly slammed the cell door forcefully, and said angrily:

"You are a prisoner, believe it or not, I hacked you to death?! Can you be quiet for a while?"

Hou Jue was silent, and just when the Imperial Forest Army thought that he had frightened Hou Jue and could enjoy the quiet time, he heard the faint words in the cell.

"Hey, I'm in a hurry."

"I **** you ****"

He slammed on the cell door vigorously, and the guard roared angrily: "You are a trash, you know? The trash that was caught in! You are a prisoner, can you have some self-respect, and you know that you are a trash, so you can stop barking?"

"No, how can I run without my teammate being attacked by three people in the restaurant? Come and tell me. Can I run if three people catch me in the restaurant? Why don't I run if my teammate is here? Ah? Can I fight without my teammate?" ?It’s not that my teammates are not here, what is your old dog calling me? Ah? I was surrounded by three people, and my teammates didn’t come. Jing, come on, the dog is barking."

"I went deep into the enemy's camp alone, scolded your dog master, ate his chaff, and drool on his knees, alas, just like that, you have to bark twice, and you have to protect the master .”

Changing his posture, Hou Jue said cheerfully, looking at the guard who was flushed and trembling with anger:
"No, if you want to protect yourself, can you find a good angle? You have to make a scene where your master is not used to eating slops, and you two scold us together, but you find that, alas, scolding Hou Jue is useless, He has a brain. Then you think about it again, alas, I scolded my master, if he really shuts me in the toilet, wouldn’t it be a dream come true? "

"Why don't you go and give your master some slop now, in case he really fulfills your dream and lets you watch the toilet, wouldn't everyone be happy?"

"Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

At this time, the guard was already red and warm, and the veins on his neck were bulging, and he looked very pleasant.He gasped heavily, staring at his eyes, he couldn't scold or speak for a while, and the higher-ups specifically told him not to kill this person.

But the problem is, you can't even scold someone now, and the other party has no fear, even if they spray, the spray is justified, and the most important thing is that this person's spray still tastes good.

"Oh, I'm in a hurry again."

Hou Jue sighed, which directly ignited the anger in the guard's heart. He picked up the spear and looked at Hou Jue tremblingly. He didn't say anything, just motionless.

Therefore, when Qianhu got out of the dungeon, he opened the door and saw the scene of "the guard holding a spear and trying to murder his son".

"Dare you thief!"

Qianhu took three steps at a time, stepped forward, raised his fist the size of a vinegar bowl, and punched it twice.Suddenly, the guard's eyes went dark, his face burst out with colorful colors like a dyeing workshop, and he collapsed on the ground, twitching twice.

"Master Qianhu, you are..."

After Zhang Guanshi followed in, he was shocked to see Qianhu knocking down the guard with two punches.

"This Hou Jue...is my nephew."

Qianhu glanced at Guanshi Zhang, frowned, and said, "Although the ways are different and we don't conspire with each other, I don't want anything to happen to my nephew, understand?"

"understand."

Guan Zhang was stunned for a moment, then nodded repeatedly.

"I'm sorry, Qianhu!"

Hou Jue in the prison almost jumped up when he saw Qian Hu, and his whole body straightened up.He looked at Qianhu and said in surprise: "Why did you come in too? Were you arrested?"

"What are you talking about?"

Manager Zhang on the side suddenly became furious and said, "Master Qianhu is our current leader, how dare you, a little thief, speak rudely?"

After finishing speaking, Guanshi Zhang glanced sympathetically at the unconscious guard on the ground, then he sighed and said to Qianhu:
"Lord Qianhu, don't worry, I have already issued an order not to harm this thief." "I understand."

Qianhu waved his hand, indicating that he knew about it.He looked at Hou Jue, sighed, and said:

"It's hard for you, are you hurt?"

"Fortunately."

Hou Jue said cheerfully: "What the old man said is true. Nothing has happened in the past few days except for an ordinary beating on the first day."

"We...are wronged."

At this moment, the bewildered guard who had been beaten suddenly exploded with the will to survive, opened his eyes, and said weakly: "Two days... two days, counting I have changed four guards. This man's mouth It's too broken, the scolding is too harsh, we can't scold, we can't fight, my two comrades even have psychological problems, they can't sleep, wrong, wrong!"

Suddenly, an awkward atmosphere spread in the cell.

"Come out."

With a sigh, Qianhu unlocked the cell door, and said with disgusting tenderness in his eyes, "I'm here to pick you up."

"Although what you said touched me, it was as disgusting as ever."

Hou Jue smiled complicatedly, walked to the prison door, and opened it.

"I heard it all. It doesn't matter. I have already contacted the doctor. We will go and get one cut tomorrow."

The door is closed.

"Get used to it."

Hou Jue squatted in the innermost part of the cell, smirking and said, "I'll stay for a few more days, it's okay."

"Go away... ah."

Raising his head tremblingly, the guard looked at Hou Jue and shouted hoarsely:

"Go away."

"You're here, I'm in jail."

Everyone fell into awkward silence again.

"Come out."

Qianhu looked at Hou Jue helplessly, and said, "Sometimes there will be monsters attacking the camp. I'm afraid I'll be affected by you."

"fine."

Hou Jue said cheerfully, "I can't die."

"The monster is Zhou Li."

Qianhu came to the prison door and whispered this sentence.

"Where can I get the weapons?"

Hou Jue kicked the door open and said hastily, "If it's late, it's too late."

(End of this chapter)