Bring some shock to the world of cultivating immortals

Chapter 128 Dogs Don't Eat
The wind is gentle and the sun is beautiful, the moon and stars are rare, there is meat and wine, and it is a happy time.

But these have nothing to do with the reserve army.

The so-called reserve army, which sounds nice, means "prepare the army without any trouble, and repair everything without neglect". In fact, they are coolies who are independent from the imperial army and are responsible for cleaning the battlefield and boiling water for cooking.Its status is so low that it once even surpassed the "third-class Marun" and belonged to the maggot layer of the food chain.

Of course, this is definitely much better than a fixed sentry. After all, this thing can be used in the toilet in the house, so there is no need to deal with it on the spot in an emergency, which is still a bit advantageous.

At this time, a total of two garrison troops were busy preparing tonight's meal in the cafeteria.The dishes in the big pot in front of me are very rich, including radish leaves, radish seedlings, radish roots, and radish.

Do you think this is for the imperial guards?
"Haha."

Smiling expressionlessly, the commander of the reserve army stretched out his trembling chopsticks, picked up a piece of "food" that was already in chaos, resisted the desire to vomit, and stuffed it into his mouth.

"Hey!" (Surprise at eating dirt)

"Woo!" (Cun Zhi couldn't hold back his vomiting)
"So long! So long!"

The soldiers on the side rushed to Shi Chang, who had his eyes white and foaming at the mouth, and shouted sadly: "Don't scare us, wake up, wake up! Let's hold on for one more day, and I will pick up some imperial guards tomorrow. The leftovers, please hold on!"

"No."

He stretched out his hand tremblingly, looked at the soldier with blurred eyes, and said with difficulty: "We...can't pick up other people's leftovers, we must live a decent life."

"But we haven't eaten in two days."

Kneeling on the ground, the soldier burst into tears and roared in pain:
"All our money has been lost in prostitution in Shangjing City!"

"Oh, you guys really deserve it."

Tang Wan looked at Shi Chang who was lying on the ground and the soldier who was kneeling and crying with an indifferent expression. He swallowed all the words he wanted to praise the other party for his backbone.

"Where's the kid from?"

The commander tilted his head and asked with a frown: "This is a military important area, how dare you break into it?"

"Military important place?"

Tang Wan looked at the dilapidated cave with a strange expression. Apart from a door, the most valuable thing inside was the pot.She walked forward and looked at the "dish" that she didn't even dare to eat. Her face changed and she said in shock:
"Are you practicing poison?"

"This is a dish."

The commander subconsciously retorted, and then quickly said: "I'm telling you, kid, you should leave quickly. If you don't leave, I'll call someone to arrest you. I don't care if you, a tender-skinned one, get beaten."

Tang Wan didn't hesitate and threw out a wooden sign.The chief casually caught the sign, looked at it, and was shocked.

“Holy shit, I’m unemployed!”

The Chief looked at the engraved "Chief's Order", took out his own "Chief's Order" and compared it, and found that there was no mistake at all.Then, he and his only soldier raised their heads, looked at Tang Wan with pity, and said:

"Congratulations, you are employed."

"Is it just you two who are replenishing the army?"

Tang Wan frowned and said, "Two people manage the entire army's medicine, food, and water sources?"

"Haha, stop joking."

Shi Chang put the lid on the pot with ease, covering up the stench that hit the soul.Turning his head, he said bluntly with a bright smile:
"The Imperial Guards are all noble Lords of the capital, so how can they look down on us, a bunch of stinky beggars from out of town. They eat small dishes and get their own water. The only use of our reserve troops is to wash people's underwear."

"Actually, it's not about washing underwear."

The soldier on the side felt a little embarrassed on his face, and explained angrily: "I know the water spirit method, I am just doing a favor, and I will pay you back."

"Okay." Tang Wan sighed and said, "Are you in charge of the medicine?"

"Hey, don't say it, this is the only reason for our existence."

Speaking with an authentic Jinye accent, Shi Chang pointed to the shelves full of bottles and cans on the side and said proudly: "These include the golden sore medicine, antidote and ventilation powder. I need a medical order to take care of these things. I am the only one in the whole capital." The cheapest, so these are the only things I can manage.”

"it is good."

Nodding, Tang Wan walked to the three shelves, held the shelf holding the antidote, and...
The kitten kicked the water glass.

The crackling sound was not just bottles, smashing, but also broken hearts.

"Do not!!!!!!"

Shi Chang looked at the broken antidote bottle in disbelief, and shouted with a distorted expression: "We have no money! You!!!"

"Take it."

Tang Wan, who threw a medium-sized porcelain bottle to the commander, his face covered with black gauze, said calmly: "A tank of water, stir evenly, is the new antidote. Once done, put it into water bags and distribute them to all the Imperial Guard soldiers. , tell them that there are enemies spying on the camp recently, and they are prone to attack with poison, so they should wear antidotes with them."

"what."

The chief was stunned for a moment, then opened the lid and smelled the potion inside. Although he didn't know why the antidote contained laxative ingredients, it was impossible for him to buy another shelf of antidote since he had no money. , so I could only keep it in my arms and accept my fate.

"No, why did you put it away?"

Frowning, Tang Wan put his hands on his hips and said, "The porcelain vase is very expensive. Please finish it and return it to me."

Shi Chang was stupid.

Are you pickier than me?

After a while, Tang Wan put the porcelain bottle in his arms and left without looking back.The commander and the soldiers looked at each other, some of them unresponsive.

What the hell?Finished?
A parachuted leader is leaving now?
"If you don't accept it, continue."

Zhu Qianyun, who had a devil mask on his face, looked at the ten imperial guards in front of him and said angrily: "Come on, aren't you dissatisfied with me, this airborne waste? Don't say it behind your back. Come on, say it in front of me. Let's have a fight. It's that simple."

"Fuck you!"

A strong man with a dark complexion cursed angrily, rolled up his sleeves, and shouted with a heavy breath: "You brat, don't talk nonsense here. If you have the guts, don't tell Manager Zhang, I'll take your legs off you!"

"Come."

Zhu Qianyun sneered disdainfully, stood there, hooked his hands, and slightly raised the corners of his mouth under the evil ghost mask:

"Don't think too much, I just look down on you."

This sentence directly ignited the man's anger. The black man rolled up his sleeves, stepped forward, and hit Zhu Qianyun in the face with a heavy blow.

The wind of the fist cut through the air like a knife, as sharp and swift as the iron tail of an evil tiger.The black man looked at the motionless Zhu Qianyun and sneered in his heart.

This kid has been frightened out of his wits.

Press down, punch, and burst out with great power.

Tilting his head, the black jade-like eyes under the blue-black evil ghost mask were filled with deep mockery.

Looking at the black man kneeling on the ground, covering his right arm with a frightened face, Zhu Qianyun glanced at the other people indifferently and said coldly:
"Who else doesn't agree?"

(End of this chapter)