Bring some shock to the world of cultivating immortals

Chapter 149 A few things about Longhu Mountain

The world of immortality is a huge siege.

People outside the city want to go in, because they all feel that when they enter the world of immortality, half of their feet step into the gate of immortality, and the other half steps into glory and wealth.However, when people in the city look outside the city, they only feel that the people outside the city...
really play.

In Zhuge Qing's memory, the world of immortality has always been an unchanging and heavy world.Immortals, who move mountains on people and suppress the seven emotions and six desires, are the immortals in the eyes of the world of immortality.

They practice immortality not because they have it in their hearts, but because it can make them immortal and invincible.Therefore, the hierarchy in the Immortal Way is extremely strict. If you practice for a short time and understand less of the Immortal Way, you are a lowly person and should obey.

That's it.

The right way and the evil way seem to have summarized the entire immortal way.But in Zhuge Qing's eyes, whether they are on the right path or the evil path, they are all poor people who have their will stifled by their "destiny".They follow the will of God and are bound by the Tao. No matter how much anger or sadness they have in their hearts, they will not violate their Tao.

Because this is the world of immortality.

Except for Zhengyi.

The mountains are graceful, the waves are like angry waves, the righteousness is high, and the double mountains are not abrupt, just like dragons and tigers at peace.

This is Longhu Mountain.

"Brother, is there really no cure?"

In the quaint wooden house, a pot of tea, a bed, and a chair are all the old man has.He closed his eyes and looked calm, without any disturbance.

"There is no cure."

Picking up the tea, the white-haired boy next to him took a sip of coarse tea and sighed:
"Third brother, if there is a time in your destiny, it must be there, and if there is no time in your life, there must be no time. Why should you fight against the way of heaven?"

"I just can't give in, I can't give in..."

Tears welled up in the old man's eyes. He turned around slowly, raised his buttocks, pounded the bed hard, and roared hysterically and sadly:
"Why can't this hemorrhoids be cured? ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so to, tots into hemorrhoids...

Looking at the crimson color on his snow-white pants, the white-haired boy looked away in embarrassment and scratched his face. His original aristocratic temperament was gone:

"There's nothing you can do about it. Who made you vow to wipe out gambling in the world? In the end, you paid half of the casino's opening bet on whether you could wipe out all the casinos. God gave you hemorrhoids, and I can't cut them off. Just bear with it."

"This is cheating! Cheating!"

The old man wanted to cry but had no tears. The dignified Third Master of Longhu Mountain, a cultivator of the Seventh Realm of the Realm of Dao, a genius who beat the docile and submissive people in the world of immortality with his "unyielding tyranny", was unexpectedly stuck in a bug by a group of mortals and suffered from the disease. Hemorrhoids are a serious disease that makes dogs laugh for a long time just looking at it.

You can tell how painful this thing is, but it won't hurt. After all, compared to being struck by lightning during the enlightenment, this thing is just like scratching an itch. But the most deadly thing about this thing is that it will cause bleeding depending on the range of movement.More than once, he suddenly suffered a hemorrhage in the middle of a fight. He lost no blood but lost all his dignity.

And the most important thing is that this hemorrhoid is a God-given hemorrhoid that cannot be cut or covered.Even if Third Master Uncle relied on the transformation technique to transform into an animal, hemorrhoids would still appear in familiar locations.

He would never forget the day he tried to turn into a dog to avoid the pain of hemorrhoids. As a result, an ignorant person gave him a kick on the spot and kicked him in the dog's butt.

To be honest, even if the third uncle kicked the ignorant county magistrate to death at that time, he probably would not hold him accountable because of his righteous cultivation.

Yes, the right way does not allow him to kill innocent people indiscriminately, but this county magistrate is not innocent at all.

That kick was a humiliation to Third Master Uncle's character.

The same goes for dog grid.

"Third brother, why don't you consider becoming a Taoist elder?"

Looking at the old man who made him extremely uneasy, the white-haired boy sighed and said helplessly: "Isn't it good to teach disciples in a sect honestly? I have to go down the mountain to practice, but what's the result? It's not hemorrhoids. If you run back after being ripped apart, you will be tricked and run back. Isn’t that interesting?”

"That's not it?"

The third elder glanced at the white-haired boy angrily and said, "Do you think this world of immortality is interesting?"

"That's true."

Sighing, the white-haired boy scratched his head, slumped on the chair without any image, and said boredly: "Third brother, I don't want to do this anymore."

"That won't work." Shaking his head, the third elder said sincerely: "You must work until we die before we die, otherwise you think the six of us care about your position as the leader?"

"wait."

Sighing faintly, the white-haired boy said slowly: "When Xiao Qing grows up, I will pass the position of head to her. I won't care about anything. I will travel to the lower world every day."

"Then just wait."

The third elder gloated: "Now there are two possibilities. First, Xiaoqing's experience in the lower realm has made her brain stupid, and she feels that the world of immortality is really a good place. So after she came back, she took over the position of head honestly. , let you return to the mountain."

"The second ending is that Xiao Qing knows that even farts in the world of immortality are tasteless, so she naturally despises your position as the leader. So after she also reached the realm of banishment to the immortal world, Xiao Qing directly made a nine-ring gilding seal. , nail you to the position of leader of Longhu Mountain, so that you will never be able to stand up again."

"It's over."

After a brief thought, a look of despair appeared on the white-haired boy's face, "No matter how you think about it, the second possibility is more likely."

"Yes."

The third elder, who was gradually recovering, lay on his side on the bed and said cheerfully: "Be careful, if Xiaoqing meets a man he likes when he goes down the mountain this time and abandons you, I think you can find the crooked-neck tree." Hang."

"Ah."

Smiling, the white-haired boy waved his hand, and Feng Qingyun said calmly: "You don't understand Xiao Qing's temperament? When I fought with the Evil Sword Immortal for [-] rounds, Xiao Qing was right next to me, and he slept the whole time without even raising his eyes. Three days. With her temperament, she secretly promises? Don’t lie to yourself. "

"Ah."

After sneering, the third elder directly exposed the other party's words:
"A three-hundred-round battle? You two and a 900-year-old stinky chess basket were put together and played four games of backgammon in three days! Tell me, whose backgammon victory condition is that the other party can't hold it in anymore and goes to the toilet first? Xiaoqing didn't have to gather around at that time. Shi recorded you two, that’s enough to give you face.”

"What words?! What words!"

Hearing this, the Heavenly Master suddenly became anxious, "That's called good and evil being incompatible. How can my righteous way of playing chess be the same as the evil way?"

After saying that, he said something like "My immortal horse moves according to the crystal characters", "It is normal to play two stones at a time in the Taoism of the Immortal Family", "The evil way is the evil way, kick my stool when playing chess", which made the third elder very unhappy.

"Xiao Qing's letter?"

Suddenly, a dove the color of glass gradually gathered on the old Heavenly Master's shoulder, holding a letter in its beak.The Heavenly Master took the envelope, opened it, and said proudly:

"Did you see that Xiaoqing didn't forget to write me a letter when he came down from the mountain? Do you guys have any? Look, this is my majesty as a heavenly master..."

After reading the contents of the letter clearly, Master Tian's expression suddenly froze, and then he fell silent.

"What's wrong?"

"broken."

Raising his head, the old Heavenly Master threw the letter to the third elder with a strange expression.The third elder lowered his head and read the contents of the letter.

[Master, I have met someone who can make my wishes go smoothly. However, no matter how I calculate it, destiny shows that I cannot touch it, and it will bring disaster to the world of immortality]

[I think what destiny says is wrong, but you often teach me that destiny cannot be violated]

[So I think what you said is wrong]

[I think it’s time for some changes in the world of immortality]

[I will take the destined person with me when I come back, so that Third Master Uncle will not be embarrassed, so I beg him]

[Give me some money, I forgot to bring it]

【Zhuge Qing·Liu】

(End of this chapter)