Bring some shock to the world of cultivating immortals

Chapter 159 Are you? !Crooked Dragon King!

The Rat Talisman was the talisman that Zhou Li despised the most when he was watching Jackie Chan's Adventures.

For Zhou Li, who was still a child at the time, none of the dragon charms that could shoot explosive dragon flames, the extremely powerful cow charms, and the pig charms that could release lasers were much cooler than the rat charms that could only make toys come alive. ?Who would use your rat charm if given the chance?

However, when Zhou Li grew up, he realized how naive he was as a child.Only then did he realize that using the snake charm to peek into the women's bathhouse, which was the top spiritual enjoyment of the year, was simply vulnerable to the power of the rat charm.

You can customize a wife that perfectly matches your personal XP.

This is enough to completely destroy any spell.

Therefore, after confirming that the Rat Talisman in his hand was the artifact that he admired so much, Zhou Li's eyes gradually became empty.

Zhou Li turned around slowly, ignoring the jade's curses and roars.He stretched out his hand and placed the rat charm respectfully on the bedside. Then he took a deep breath and kowtowed vigorously on the bed.

Thank you to the Dead Man's Sword, to Mrs. Golden Snake, to Pangu Yuanshi Tianzun, the first enlightened person in the Yuqing Holy Realm, Yuchen Daojun Lingbao Tianzun in the Shangqing Zhenjing Realm, and Taishang Laojun Daode Tianzun, the leader of the Hunyuan Sect of Wanjiao.

Thank you for allowing me to fulfill my last wish in my previous life.

Full of tears, Zhou Li wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes vigorously, covered his mouth, and tried hard not to cry.

Jade on the side fell silent when he saw this scene. He once thought that his too strong insults made Zhou Li go crazy. After a while, Jade, whose conscience was attacked, coughed and asked tentatively:
"Are you all right?"

"No, there is no rubber similar to the skin in this era. You can practice carving spiritual techniques for facial features, but you should do some scientific research on the body... Yes, white silk. It would be better to ask someone to buy two white silks. A little. The price is not a problem, as long as the limbs are in normal proportions."

Yu on the side was shocked when she heard Zhou Li's thoughts.

Is this person still selling human bodies?
"What about money?"

Holding his head, Zhou Li suddenly opened his eyes angrily and scolded himself in a low voice: "No, pinching a wife cannot be discovered by others. Sister will definitely not be able to accept it when she finds out. Tang Wan will still laugh at me for the rest of her life. No, that's not right. I can share the Rat Talisman with Tang Wan, but that’s not right, I will die after sharing it!”

"Sorry, Old Tang, it seems I can only enjoy it this time!"

Holding the rat charm in his hand, Zhou Li breathed a long sigh of relief, lay on the bed, and smiled happily.

"Are you humans so perverted?"

Yu looked at Zhou Li complicatedly and said, "If you want to pinch a human and activate it with a spell, it's most likely not possible because you don't have enough spiritual energy."

"I will definitely be among the immortals!"

Zhou Li's determination can be felt by Tang Wan next door.

"What? You're beating the bed and screaming."

The slightly larger white silk pajamas were loose and loose, and the girl's delicate collarbone and jaw formed a perfect line.Tang Wan yawned, rubbed his eyes, walked into Zhou Li's room with bare pink feet, and said curiously:
"Do you still keep this jade?"

"What words? What words?"

Looking at Tang Wan, Yu said angrily: "I am also wise and alive, but you are killing innocent people indiscriminately!"

Tang Wan nodded, stepped back, and closed the door.

"What? You're beating the bed and screaming."

The slightly larger white silk pajamas were loose and loose, and the girl's delicate collarbone and jaw formed a perfect curve.Tang Wan pretended to yawn, rubbed his eyes, walked into Zhou Li's room with bare feet, and said numbly:

"Is this jade still alive?"

"Even if you try to open the door again, you can't hide the fact that this jade can speak."

Zhou Li complained with a cold face.

"My pussy!"

Tang Wan's face was full of shock. He took a step back and lowered his voice and asked Zhou Li, "What's going on? How can a piece of jade still speak?" "Not only can he speak, he also has two useless apprentices."

Zhou Li laughed loudly, and when Nayu heard Zhou Li's words, he shouted angrily, but fortunately, Yu was not big, and his voice could not be heard out of the room. Only Tang Wan and Zhou Li, who had numb faces, could hear it. His anger.

"Let me tell you, my two apprentices are not as simple as you think."

Panting heavily and out of breath from cursing, Yu Yu paused for a moment, and then said:

"Let me tell you, my two apprentices plus me, together we can find the bloodline of Emperor Jianwen! Let the three of us get together quickly, find Jianwen's orphan, raise an army to rebel, and kill the traitor Zhu Di! Rebuild Jianwen's glory, It is our duty to do so!”

"Uh uh."

When Zhou Li and Tang Wan heard this, their expressions suddenly became strange.The two looked at each other, and after a moment, Zhou Li said to Yu with a smile that couldn't be suppressed:
"My lord, times have changed."

"It's Hong Xi now, Yongle has passed away."

"what?"

Yu was stunned, and then he said in disbelief: "Zhu Di is dead?!"

"Now his son is the emperor."

"Oh, then I won't rebel."

Jade thought for a while and said, "Can you find a moister place for me? My skin is a little dry."

"what?"

Zhou Li and Tang Wan were stunned.

"Wait a minute, are you done now? Are you going to stop rebelling?"

"Yes, otherwise?"

Yu was also stunned, and then said matter-of-factly: "The Nine-clawed Disaster Dragon that the Imperial Master wanted me to kill is dead, so why should I rebel? I've seen that boy Zhu Gaochi, he's a very kind man, and he's much better than Jianwen anyway."

"what?"

While Tang Wan was stunned, Zhou Li suddenly thought of something.Suddenly, his expression condensed, and after a moment of silence he asked quietly:
"I dare to ask, old-timer, is there something wrong with the way you look now?"

"Yoah."

Yu smiled happily and asked, "What did you find?"

"As a spiritual being, he can speak the emperor's name. You said that the Imperial Preceptor has a destiny, but the only Imperial Preceptor in the Ming Dynasty is Liu Bowen. To be able to see the emperor, he needs Liu Bowen's name..."

After hearing what Zhou Li said, Tang Guan on the side was a little puzzled. She tugged on the corner of Zhou Li's clothes and asked curiously:
"That puts it that way, is it worth anything?"

"Pretty good value."

Zhou Li took a long breath and exhaled slowly.He never expected that the hero's experience of picking up a missed treasure in the novel would actually happen to him, and the treasure he picked up was so outrageous that it was unimaginable.

"after all···"

Zhou Li looked at the broken jade in front of him, which was full of cheap catkins and had no merit on the outside. His expression gradually became strange: "This man is not a piece of jade."

"I really don't know whether I should say you are smart or have good eyesight."

The broken jade laughed, and then, under the gaze of the two of them, the jade seal with one corner filled with spiritual gold and made of eternal jade that was indestructible, with the spiritual energy of heaven and earth engraved on it, appeared in front of the two of them. .

"There is only one imperial seal."

(End of this chapter)