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Chapter 166 Him?he!
Chapter 166 Him?he!
The Tiger Talisman was the second to last item on Zhou Li's childhood list of "Practice of Talismans".After the Rat Talisman was promoted from last to first due to figures and other factors, Tiger Talisman gloriously became the last one.
And it dominates the list all year round.
Really, it’s useless.
Zhou Li had felt before that separating the good and evil sides of a person without being able to control it was any different from taking off his pants and farting after eating a bad meal.Not only is it useless, it may also have negative effects. Isn’t the existence of this tiger charm really a living thing?
Now, after Zhou Lizhen experienced the Tiger Talisman spell once, he understood a truth - practice brings true knowledge.
If you don't use it, you really don't know how useless the Tiger Talisman is.
Looking at himself weak at his feet, Zhou Li sighed helplessly.He could feel that the other person was neither his clone nor an independent individual.
He is himself.
Scratching his back, Zhou Li looked at the panicked Zhuge Qing and said helplessly: "Taoist Master Zhuge, there is no need to panic. The effect of the Tiger Talisman is to separate the good and evil sides of people, and this separation..."
Lowering his head and looking at himself who looked arrogant, disobedient to discipline, and constantly yelling and scolding, Zhou Li sighed: "Obviously, this is my evil."
As he spoke, Zhou Li unfolded the talisman in his hand, and then he looked at the half of the tiger in his hand that was shining with white light, and fell into deep thought.
White···Yang···Good.
Oh, it turns out that what is separated is goodness...
I fuck.
Zhou Li didn't feel any discomfort in his heart at all, or in other words, he didn't feel that anything was being separated from him at all.He lowered his head and looked at his frantic self. His mind was in a state of confusion for a moment.
Why is my "goodness" like this?
"Mr. Zhou, do you feel like your soul is divided now?"
Zhuge Qing walked to Zhou Li's side, his eyes full of worry.She also didn't expect that the tiger talisman would be activated so easily, and it seemed that Zhou Li was unable to control the talisman and take back the "evil" on the ground.
"Forehead···"
Zhou Li didn't know for a while whether he should explain to Zhuge Qing that the "Zhou Li" on the ground now was his own goodness.After thinking about it, if his kindness was like this, he was afraid that his image in Zhuge Qing's heart would completely collapse, so...
"This beast has a vicious spirit and a heart like black water. It is my evil!"
"Zhou Li" on the ground was about to speak when he suddenly felt a palpitation in his heart.He tilted his head slightly and found that the eyes of the condescending Zhou Li were filled with pure desire to commit suicide.
If you don't cooperate, then I will commit suicide.
Guess who will die?
"Yes, I am evil."
"Zhou Li" on the ground said with a numb face.
"look."
Zhou Li looked at Zhuge Qing and said with a smile: "It doesn't matter, I'm still kind."
"Ow."
Zhuge Qing looked at Zhou Li and Zhou Li interacting, and felt very interesting for a moment. After all, although there are clone techniques in this world, they are all about creating an unconscious puppet, not someone like Zhou Li who can quarrel with him. "Clone".
"Okay, let's talk about it."
Taking out a wrist-thick rope and tying "himself" to the chair, Zhou Li sat back to his original position, looked at the other person, and said, "What did you come out to do?"
"I'm not an idiot."
Looking at the other party with complicated eyes, "Zhou Li" pleaded: "I also hope you are not an idiot."
Zhou Li was silent.
Oh, yes, I separated him with the tiger charm.
"So, you're not going to come back?"
Zhou Li, who has watched Jackie Chan's Adventures, vaguely remembers that once these good and evil clones are separated, they will not want to return to his body.
"I really didn't want to go back at first." Shan Zhouli sighed: "Now I think it's better to go back."
Zhou Li tugged at the "thread" connecting himself to the other party, and for a moment he understood why Shan Zhouli wanted to return to his body.After all, if after being separated not only would there be no freedom, but one would be beaten for no reason, then only a lunatic would want to separate.
"So, do you know how to remove the effects of the Tiger Talisman?"
Raising the tiger talisman in his hand, Zhou Li looked at his kind self and said, "Otherwise, you might have to stay with me for a while."
"do not know."
Shan Zhouli shook his head and said sincerely: "I repeat, I am separated from you. If you are a brain-dead person, so am I. If you don't know, I don't know either."
"Am I usually so rude?"
Zhou Li looked at Zhuge Qing aside with a shocked expression.
Zhuge Qing wanted to laugh at this time, because the conversation between the two Zhou Li was so interesting.But she was embarrassed to laugh. After all, Zhou Li suffered this disaster because of herself.
Therefore, she could only purse her lips, grit her silver teeth, and her voice seemed to be squeezed out: "No, Mr. Zhou is usually gentle and elegant, and his words are calm. He has never been so...poof..."
"She laughed, she definitely laughed!"
Shan Zhouli struggled and said: "Zhou Li, I am you and you are me. You don't know what we are like in daily life? You are insulting yourself by asking this question!"
Looking at Zhou Li, whose expression was getting worse and worse, and making noises with his hands, Shan Zhouli suddenly broke out in cold sweat.
"I have a way! I have a way!"
Shan Zhouli gritted his teeth, glanced at Zhuge Qing without leaving any trace, and then said in a deep voice: "Can you try to pray?"
Zhou Li was stunned at first, but after all, he knew himself whether he should say it or not. He first prepared to beat the other person, and then saw the other person's hand on his waist.
Oh, this prayer.
Secretly placing his hand on his waist, Zhou Li tapped his fingers lightly. Suddenly, the fate of all directions enveloped Zhou Li and Zhou Li directly.
Like a retreating bow and arrow, at the moment when time was frozen, an eight-sided jade plate encompassing heaven and earth appeared in front of Zhou Li and Zhou Li.
There are countless subtle but clear seal characters engraved on this jade plate, and immeasurable thin threads of various colors are entangled between those mysterious characters.In the center of the jade plate, there are eight dull jade stones surrounding a bluestone bead engraved with the word "zhou".
At this time, Zhou Li and "Shan Zhouli" appeared in the destiny spinner at the same time.The two looked at each other, and the thin line of chaos on their chests also explained why Shan Zhouli could not escape from his true body.
"Fate Line, does it have this effect?"
After being stunned for a moment, Zhou Li looked at the fate line on his chest and scratched his face strangely: "Will this thing be able to give me a binding play in the future?"
"Although you and I are the only ones left here, I don't recommend saying these weird things."
Shan Zhouli said expressionlessly: "As you know, I am the kind version of you."
"Stop it."
Zhou Li sneered, waved his hand, and said, "Let me ask you, what would you do if Qianhu was demonized?"
"Activate the three thunder-calling talismans that you stuffed into his back. At the same time, use the thunder-calling talisman as a fixed point to detonate multiple gunpowders. After the opponent loses mobility, he will immediately separate his body. After ensuring that everything is safe, ignite the opponent's ashes and conduct two rounds. Second purification.”
Without hesitation, Shan Zhouli said this.
A deadly silence fell between the two.
"I'm really your good side."
Shan Zhouli held on and said, "It's just that the kind person may not be too kind."
(End of this chapter)
The Tiger Talisman was the second to last item on Zhou Li's childhood list of "Practice of Talismans".After the Rat Talisman was promoted from last to first due to figures and other factors, Tiger Talisman gloriously became the last one.
And it dominates the list all year round.
Really, it’s useless.
Zhou Li had felt before that separating the good and evil sides of a person without being able to control it was any different from taking off his pants and farting after eating a bad meal.Not only is it useless, it may also have negative effects. Isn’t the existence of this tiger charm really a living thing?
Now, after Zhou Lizhen experienced the Tiger Talisman spell once, he understood a truth - practice brings true knowledge.
If you don't use it, you really don't know how useless the Tiger Talisman is.
Looking at himself weak at his feet, Zhou Li sighed helplessly.He could feel that the other person was neither his clone nor an independent individual.
He is himself.
Scratching his back, Zhou Li looked at the panicked Zhuge Qing and said helplessly: "Taoist Master Zhuge, there is no need to panic. The effect of the Tiger Talisman is to separate the good and evil sides of people, and this separation..."
Lowering his head and looking at himself who looked arrogant, disobedient to discipline, and constantly yelling and scolding, Zhou Li sighed: "Obviously, this is my evil."
As he spoke, Zhou Li unfolded the talisman in his hand, and then he looked at the half of the tiger in his hand that was shining with white light, and fell into deep thought.
White···Yang···Good.
Oh, it turns out that what is separated is goodness...
I fuck.
Zhou Li didn't feel any discomfort in his heart at all, or in other words, he didn't feel that anything was being separated from him at all.He lowered his head and looked at his frantic self. His mind was in a state of confusion for a moment.
Why is my "goodness" like this?
"Mr. Zhou, do you feel like your soul is divided now?"
Zhuge Qing walked to Zhou Li's side, his eyes full of worry.She also didn't expect that the tiger talisman would be activated so easily, and it seemed that Zhou Li was unable to control the talisman and take back the "evil" on the ground.
"Forehead···"
Zhou Li didn't know for a while whether he should explain to Zhuge Qing that the "Zhou Li" on the ground now was his own goodness.After thinking about it, if his kindness was like this, he was afraid that his image in Zhuge Qing's heart would completely collapse, so...
"This beast has a vicious spirit and a heart like black water. It is my evil!"
"Zhou Li" on the ground was about to speak when he suddenly felt a palpitation in his heart.He tilted his head slightly and found that the eyes of the condescending Zhou Li were filled with pure desire to commit suicide.
If you don't cooperate, then I will commit suicide.
Guess who will die?
"Yes, I am evil."
"Zhou Li" on the ground said with a numb face.
"look."
Zhou Li looked at Zhuge Qing and said with a smile: "It doesn't matter, I'm still kind."
"Ow."
Zhuge Qing looked at Zhou Li and Zhou Li interacting, and felt very interesting for a moment. After all, although there are clone techniques in this world, they are all about creating an unconscious puppet, not someone like Zhou Li who can quarrel with him. "Clone".
"Okay, let's talk about it."
Taking out a wrist-thick rope and tying "himself" to the chair, Zhou Li sat back to his original position, looked at the other person, and said, "What did you come out to do?"
"I'm not an idiot."
Looking at the other party with complicated eyes, "Zhou Li" pleaded: "I also hope you are not an idiot."
Zhou Li was silent.
Oh, yes, I separated him with the tiger charm.
"So, you're not going to come back?"
Zhou Li, who has watched Jackie Chan's Adventures, vaguely remembers that once these good and evil clones are separated, they will not want to return to his body.
"I really didn't want to go back at first." Shan Zhouli sighed: "Now I think it's better to go back."
Zhou Li tugged at the "thread" connecting himself to the other party, and for a moment he understood why Shan Zhouli wanted to return to his body.After all, if after being separated not only would there be no freedom, but one would be beaten for no reason, then only a lunatic would want to separate.
"So, do you know how to remove the effects of the Tiger Talisman?"
Raising the tiger talisman in his hand, Zhou Li looked at his kind self and said, "Otherwise, you might have to stay with me for a while."
"do not know."
Shan Zhouli shook his head and said sincerely: "I repeat, I am separated from you. If you are a brain-dead person, so am I. If you don't know, I don't know either."
"Am I usually so rude?"
Zhou Li looked at Zhuge Qing aside with a shocked expression.
Zhuge Qing wanted to laugh at this time, because the conversation between the two Zhou Li was so interesting.But she was embarrassed to laugh. After all, Zhou Li suffered this disaster because of herself.
Therefore, she could only purse her lips, grit her silver teeth, and her voice seemed to be squeezed out: "No, Mr. Zhou is usually gentle and elegant, and his words are calm. He has never been so...poof..."
"She laughed, she definitely laughed!"
Shan Zhouli struggled and said: "Zhou Li, I am you and you are me. You don't know what we are like in daily life? You are insulting yourself by asking this question!"
Looking at Zhou Li, whose expression was getting worse and worse, and making noises with his hands, Shan Zhouli suddenly broke out in cold sweat.
"I have a way! I have a way!"
Shan Zhouli gritted his teeth, glanced at Zhuge Qing without leaving any trace, and then said in a deep voice: "Can you try to pray?"
Zhou Li was stunned at first, but after all, he knew himself whether he should say it or not. He first prepared to beat the other person, and then saw the other person's hand on his waist.
Oh, this prayer.
Secretly placing his hand on his waist, Zhou Li tapped his fingers lightly. Suddenly, the fate of all directions enveloped Zhou Li and Zhou Li directly.
Like a retreating bow and arrow, at the moment when time was frozen, an eight-sided jade plate encompassing heaven and earth appeared in front of Zhou Li and Zhou Li.
There are countless subtle but clear seal characters engraved on this jade plate, and immeasurable thin threads of various colors are entangled between those mysterious characters.In the center of the jade plate, there are eight dull jade stones surrounding a bluestone bead engraved with the word "zhou".
At this time, Zhou Li and "Shan Zhouli" appeared in the destiny spinner at the same time.The two looked at each other, and the thin line of chaos on their chests also explained why Shan Zhouli could not escape from his true body.
"Fate Line, does it have this effect?"
After being stunned for a moment, Zhou Li looked at the fate line on his chest and scratched his face strangely: "Will this thing be able to give me a binding play in the future?"
"Although you and I are the only ones left here, I don't recommend saying these weird things."
Shan Zhouli said expressionlessly: "As you know, I am the kind version of you."
"Stop it."
Zhou Li sneered, waved his hand, and said, "Let me ask you, what would you do if Qianhu was demonized?"
"Activate the three thunder-calling talismans that you stuffed into his back. At the same time, use the thunder-calling talisman as a fixed point to detonate multiple gunpowders. After the opponent loses mobility, he will immediately separate his body. After ensuring that everything is safe, ignite the opponent's ashes and conduct two rounds. Second purification.”
Without hesitation, Shan Zhouli said this.
A deadly silence fell between the two.
"I'm really your good side."
Shan Zhouli held on and said, "It's just that the kind person may not be too kind."
(End of this chapter)
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