Bring some shock to the world of cultivating immortals

Chapter 170 Do you like my chance encounter? (Two chapters in one)
Zhou Li on Earth once participated in a racing competition.

Most people's impression of racing is that of a handsome racing driver, paired with a beautiful co-pilot who loves BMW more than his uncle, shocking everyone with his sewer drift on the track in Akina Mountain, and finally paired with the song "I'm heading north" , "Leaving the Season with You" came to a successful conclusion.

Yes, this was the competition Zhou Li participated in back then.

But he's not a race car driver.

Is he the handsome guy in the passenger seat? .

In fact, the specific situation at that time was extremely abstract. In short, Zhou Li was somehow pulled into a racing car, sat in the co-pilot of a big sister, and followed her around the entire track.Although Zhou Li opened the car door and vomited wildly, he still experienced the joy of speeding.

Even though Zhou Li was so frightened that he let out a beautiful scream and was comforted by his elder sister who gently touched his head, he was still very happy.

And now, this joy has returned again.

"Wuhu!"

The Divine Walking Talisman is not so much about allowing the user to gain powerful speed, but rather covering the user's body with the magic of "Divine Walking".The divine walking technique is not only about speed, but also gives the user strong perception and reaction speed, which prevents the user from running too fast and dying because the reaction cannot keep up.

Therefore, in Zhou Li's eyes, he was now flying on the official road like the Flash. Everything around him was very slow. Only the three of them were fast, so fast that even mosquitoes seemed to freeze.

Of course, the premise of all this is that the speed is fast enough, and the divine movement technique can accumulate enough spiritual energy and immortal energy in the process of galloping.Otherwise, this spell will almost catch up with time and stop, so naturally it will not be a spell that the talisman can carry.

Therefore, after his speed slowed down a little, Zhou Li began to vomit while running, trying to spit out the bugs in his mouth.

"Mr. Zhou, you have to concentrate on your spiritual activities. It's best not to play around."

Compared to Zhou Li and Zhou Xun, who were not very familiar with the magical talisman and ran like a strange creature, Zhuge Qing was full of fairy spirit, floating in the air gracefully.She looked at Zhou Li who was vomiting and said helplessly:
"If the speed slows down during the divine walking process, the kinetic energy accumulated by the magical walking talisman will be reduced, and the magical walking method will be unsustainable. Therefore, Mr. Zhou, please don't look for animals to slap each other, as it will slow down."

"Good good."

Zhou Li nodded, gave up on slapping the black bear who was covering his face and crying, and continued speeding on the official road.

Zhou Xun on the side quietly put away his hands and whistled, paying no attention to Black Bear No. [-] who was holding his butt and bewildered.

Zhuge Qing, who was walking on the clouds in mid-air, looked at the curious duo dumbfounded. She finally understood why the old scholar came to her specifically and begged her to quickly merge the two weeks into one.

The destructiveness of this thing after splitting is no longer simply one plus one, but one lump times one lump, abyss upon abyss.

If it weren't for the limitations of the divine walking talisman, Zhuge Qing seriously doubted whether these two things would have just rushed into Taiying City and wrapped themselves around a wooden stick for Mrs. Golden Snake to play with the monkeys.

In about an hour, the three of them approached Shangjing City.After crossing Shangjing City and walking more than 100 miles, you will reach Taiying, the "head" among the thirteen cities in the North Ring Road.Since the magic talisman is a one-time talisman, the three of them did not stop in Shangjing, but crossed Shangjing and continued driving towards Taiying directly from the official road.

"The county magistrate does not need to send you off."

Leading the horse, Yao Huan in black said helplessly to the man wearing a brocade official robe beside him: "The matter of going to Beijing has been resolved. My return to Beijing this time is not to impeach County Magistrate Bai, so there is no need to worry."

"Ugh."

Bai Hong, the county magistrate who went to Beijing, sighed and said with a wry smile: "Master Yao doesn't know something. I don't care about the impeachment. After all, if you are upright, you are not afraid of the shadow. At most, you will be blamed for negligence."

"What I'm worried about is Beiliang."

Bai Hong's words directly aroused Yao Huan's curiosity. He clicked his tongue and asked: "Master Bai, as the son of the Minister of the Ministry of Revenue, do you still need to be afraid of a poor and weak Beiliang?"

"Alas, Mr. Yao doesn't come to the north often, so he doesn't know anything."

Bai Hong clasped his hands behind his back, looked at the setting sun in the distance, and said in a melancholy tone: "It is precisely because I am the son of the Minister of the Ministry of Finance that I can know some secrets that ordinary people cannot know. The Beiliang City cannot be said to be a dragon's pond or a tiger's den. It can be called a cesspit. Over the years, several governors have been removed and several governors have been lifted out."

After saying that, Bai Hong lowered his head, looked abnormal, and said carefully:

"Master Yao, you have an old relationship with my father, so I have to tell you some secrets. The current governor of the three provinces, my previous boss, Zhang Suohao, seems to have died in Beiliang."

After a pause, Bai Hong didn't notice the increasingly complicated look in Yao Huan's eyes. Bai Hong became more and more excited as he spoke:
"You don't know, but Zhang Suohao is the younger brother of the current queen and the emperor's brother-in-law. He holds the military power of a hundred imperial guards and the position of governor of three provinces. Such a person who makes a big impact wherever he is placed. He died so silently in Beiliang, and the queen didn't even take any action! She hasn't sent Dali Temple to investigate the matter thoroughly yet! How strange!"

Yao Huan was silent.

He didn't know how to explain the specific components of this matter to the other party. For example, the person who wanted Zhang Suohao to die the most was actually the queen herself.Also, the reason why the news of Zhang Suohao's death has not come out yet is because he is not dead yet and was thrown into a storage bag by himself.

Yes, Bai Hong, the bag you are hammering now should be Zhang Suohao's lifeblood. It looks pretty good in hand.

Little did he know that the long bag hanging on the saddle of Lord Yao was Zhang Suohao. Bai Hong said bitterly while helping the unconscious Zhang Suohao relax his muscles and bones in preparation for entering the East Factory:
"Let me tell you, there are more weird things in Beiliang. I arranged several spies in Beiliang a few years ago and let them sneak into the Beiliang government. After Zhang Suohao died, they all looked like They were stunned and memorized some city patrol rules every day. I asked them what happened in Beiliang, and they told me that Beiliang had done a good job in sewage treatment. I asked them how Zhang Suohao died, and they said it was a The monster kept Zhang Suohao alive and dying."

Her expression was a little distorted. Bai Hong, who was helping Yao Huan lead the horse, beat her chest and said in a trembling voice:

"A few days ago, I couldn't bear it anymore and ordered a spy to go back to Shangjing to explain everything that happened in Beiliang to me personally. But he only said four words to me and was never heard from again."

"Zhou Li won't give in."

In Bai Hong's ears, these four words were like the ravings of an ancient god. He knew each word clearly, but when combined together, he couldn't understand them.

"So, in our small circle in Beihuan, there are rumors that Beiliang actually contains indescribable ancient gods, or their messengers. Just like the Lord in Yellow Cloth recorded in ancient books, it is indescribable, It’s unimaginable and unnameable, so Zhang Suohao’s death is unclear and no one knows the truth.”

Walking on Pingping Avenue, as a neighbor of Beiliang, Bai Hong, the magistrate of Shangjingcheng County, felt particularly heavy at this time.He felt a sense of despair when he thought that in two months, he would go to Beiliang as a neighboring city for on-site inspection and friendly exchanges.

The most frightening thing is that the evil soul jade case will soon be transferred to Dali Temple.When the time comes, he must go to Beiliang and explain his negligence.For Bai Hong, this is no different from going deep into a tiger's den.

Yao Huan no longer knew how to comfort Bai Hong at this time. After all, apart from the fact that there were no ancient gods in Beiliang... no, those few things were no different from the ancient gods.As the magistrate of a neighboring city, it was normal for Bai Hong to feel fear and trembling.

Just when he was about to make a joke with Bai Hong to relax him, he suddenly felt an indescribable "immortal Qi" approaching the two of them.

Is there an immortal family near Shangjing?
Bai Hong on the side was still immersed in sadness, while Yao Huan turned his head, his eyes condensed, trying to see clearly the approaching immortal family.

Ok?
At first glance, Yao Huan felt like he was seeing a fairy.The woman on the cloud is as bright as the rays of the sun, with bright eyes and white teeth. Although she is petite, she gives people an otherworldly aura that is unique to the immortal family.There are not many people with this kind of grace in Yao Huan's memory.

At the second glance, he saw the indescribable thing.

? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
When Yao Huan saw Zhou Li running in the wind with his arms swinging like a strange creature in Yao Huan's field of vision, his brain suddenly shut down, and unspeakable fear occupied his heart.

Isn’t everything settled?Why do we still have to chase him thousands of miles away? ! ! !

Why this weird and abstract gesture? ? ? ?On ordinary days, if he saw a pedestrian with a distorted expression and abstract posture, Yao Huan would definitely stop him and check whether he was a fugitive from Dali Temple or a bandit.But when Zhou Li's ugly face appeared, his first reaction was to leap forward, pick up the horse's neck, and make a huge pirouette, throwing Bai Hong into the grass beside him.

Then···
Yao Huan looked at Zhou Xun behind Zhou Li in horror. His brain was overloaded and he started to sound a high temperature alarm.

Can you also split organically?
In the eyes of outsiders, a person who travels by magic is like a passing shadow that cannot be captured.But in the eyes of Yao Huan, a second-rank Shangguan, they were not that fast. They were like two lumps of slime stirred by a hair dryer, twisted, dark and weird.

"brother."

The moment they passed Yao Huan, Zhou Li and Zhou Xun suddenly stopped in their tracks. They showed gentle smiles at Yao Huan who looked frightened and said in unison:
"Are you buying it? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

Yao Huan gave up thinking completely when he saw the two Zhou Li who had to stop talking, but ended up with cramps in their calves due to insufficient speed of the magic walking talisman. They could only take off quickly on one foot.

As for Bai Hong on the side...
"what happened?"

Because Zhou Li and the others were so fast, Bai Hong didn't know what happened.From his perspective, it was Yao Huan who suddenly had a convulsion, hugged his neck and threw him into the grass.But since the other party's position could send his own father away, he could only suppress the anger in his heart and ask.

"fine."

Looking at Bai Hong again, sighing, Yao Huan said regretfully: "County Magistrate Bai, take care of yourself."

You'd better be innocent and not afraid of being investigated.

otherwise.

Haha.

These are two indescribable things.

"Can you share some of your meat with me?"

In the dense forest, after wringing out the moisture in the white gauze, the girl raised her head and looked at the surging chest of the knight who had taken off her armor. She bit her lip and pleaded feebly:

"I'm not afraid of being tired, give me some."

"Tao follows nature."

The knight girl subconsciously straightened her chest, and then said to the girl gently: "Dear Kite, the human body is mostly a natural thing. If it is not natural, it will not be legal."

"What a bullshit theory."

Nodding, the girl praised: "My Chinese is as bad as yours, Joan of Arc."

Her blond hair was tied into a ponytail behind her back. The girl named Jeanne reached out her hand and skillfully helped the girl take off the gauze tied around her neck. Then she put it aside and began to help the girl undress.

"This damn woman really pisses me off."

While untying her clothes and covering her body with black mist to prevent her beauty from leaking out, the girl gritted her teeth and said:
"If you can't fight, run away. If you can't run, just play dirty. Who taught her to use rootless water to hit the body? Don't you know that the rootless water is what Hanba hates the most? If I lose my menstrual flow, she will stop the bleeding for me. ?”

"Dear Kite, you are a zombie and don't have menstruation."

Helping the girl wipe the water stains on her smooth skin, Joan of Arc said calmly: "There is a loss of yin and a gain of yang. You are now a drought demon, and the yang can no longer be yang, so you will not have menstruation."

With a long sigh, without scolding or saying anything, the girl looked at Jeanne with pity.After a while, Joan of Arc covered her face and said embarrassedly:

"Dear Yuan, your eyes are as warm as fire, which makes me feel at ease. I am afraid that I will sink, so I dare not look directly."

"Fool."

Putting her hand gently on the back of Jeanne's head, the girl smiled softly, then smashed Jeanne's face into the ground, and said kindly: "If I hurry up a little bit, I will be burned to death right away by the Eyes of the Drought Demon" You, look at it for a while, I'm afraid you will be burned to ashes by me."

"I'm so sorry~~~wu~~~"

Knight Ji, whose head was stuck in the soil, made the customary sincere apology. At this time, the girl also put the white gauze on her body. Feeling the softness brought by the dry clothes, the girl took a deep breath and then spit it out. .

"Where's the weird smell?"

The girl scratched her face and muttered something weird.She has thoroughly found out that the reason why she has never been able to find the dead woman who cloned herself is because there is a [Secret Realm] here that interferes with her ability to perceive.And for some reason, that dead woman actually took control of this secret realm, causing the girl a lot of trouble.

According to the general idea, once a person controls the secret realm and wants to deal with her, he must not enter the secret realm.Because the controller of the secret realm is a god-like existence to those who break into the secret realm, while the intruders are like lambs waiting to be slaughtered, with no power to fight back.

but···
"It doesn't matter."

Reflecting the gentle luster of the warm sun, the girl's face was full of arrogant pride and wantonness.She stretched out her hand and grabbed a handful of air, and then the absolute evil and death appeared in her eyes.

"Beat them together, it will save me the trouble of looking for them."

The moment she finished speaking, the girl suddenly felt something in her heart and looked to the right.

Then, the death energy in her hand froze.

Looking at the face that was exactly the same as the [Muscle Giant in green perverted tights] in her memory, the girl's eyes were filled with shock at first, and then disbelief.

"It's a green perverted tight-fitting muscle giant ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

As if seeing a nightmare, the girl immediately got into Jeanne's arms and shouted loudly.There is no way, just because the sky is not afraid of the earth does not mean that the girl is not afraid of anything.

The muscular giant in green perverted tights scares everyone, let alone the dream come true version.

"What's the meaning?!"

Zhou Li, who landed on his face, rolled around on the ground and fell to the ground in a panic.

Zhou Li, who was naked, raised his head forcefully, looked at the girl in front of him, and retorted loudly with his last strength:
"Who are you calling a muscle giant in green tights?!"

Zhuge Qing, who arrived late, threw Zhou Xun aside and looked at Zhou Li who was lying on the ground and fainted with numbness on his face.

You don't refute the word "pervert" at all, do you?

(End of this chapter)