Bring some shock to the world of cultivating immortals

Chapter 176: Lack of yang, speaking straight (two in one)

Completely unaware that his clone was enjoying the beauty trap in advance, Zhou Li was sitting on a stone chair, glaring at Ying Yuan who was swinging her feet on the stone table.

"So, you used special means to dig through the ground, and then successfully escaped from the stone house and escaped into another cell filled with the blessings of the ancient gods. Am I right?"

Zhou Li was silent.

"Hey, don't turn your head away with a shy face and pretend you don't know anything! Can you guys please stop doing this kind of action that I don't know how to do!"

Standing on the stone table, resisting the urge to step on Zhou Li, Ying Yuan complained: "Yes, just admit it, I won't scold you."

"uh-huh."

Spreading his hands, Zhou Li said innocently: "I've seen parallel cells on the left and right before. This is the first time I've seen this crazy-designed stacked cell. I miscalculated and there's nothing I can do about it."

This time it was Ying Yuan's turn to be silent.

"The lunatic you are talking about is me."

After a long while, Ying Yuan said quietly.

"I let Tang... break it, I'll give you one myself."

Zhou Li slapped his forehead mid-sentence, and then neatly prepared to kneel down and beg for mercy.But Ying Yuan reacted much faster than him. With a flick of his finger, he maintained a strange posture of half-kneeling in the air, motionless.

"I feel like your attitude is particularly insincere when you say kowtow."

Ying Yuan touched her smooth chin and looked at Zhou Li suspiciously. Then she lifted him up slightly and Zhou Li sat back on the chair.

"Okay, I won't have to kowtow. Tell me, can you still use your method?"

"what?"

Zhou Li was stunned for a moment and said, "What can I do?"

Holding her cheek, the girl puffed up her cheeks and asked: "This is the way you dug in, can you still use it? If I can leave here, I should be able to find a way out."

"It's probably not going to work."

Seeing that the "hole" he originally dug had been filled by the new blessing in yellow, Zhou Li shook his head and said, "The spiritual energy in my body is not enough to support using this ability again."

"Shall I give you the whole point?"

Looking at Zhou Li, Ying Yuan said carelessly: "What type do you want? Thick or thin? How much purity do you want? Just measure and choose. I can do it."

"Uh uh."

Faced with Ying Yuan's words that were both driving and illegal, Zhou Li didn't know what to do for a while.After a brief silence, he thought for a while and said:

"I encountered something before. My meridians were broken once. It may not be suitable for your spiritual energy."

"Oh?"

Ying Yuan raised her eyebrows, and the gray light moved and gently covered Zhou Li's body.After a while, Ying Yuan frowned and said in a sharp voice:
"The spiritual veins are broken and the source of the heart is obscured. This method of cutting off a person's spiritual veins is extremely vicious. Not only will you lose most of your cultivation, but your talents will also be reduced. It will also bring you great consequences. Pain and suffering. Who could be so vicious as to do such a thing?"

"Ah I."

Ying Yuan's original solemn expression froze.

"If you offend someone, use this method to give an explanation."

Zhou Li explained with a smile. There was no heaviness in his words when he said them. Instead, he seemed to be talking about someone he didn't know and didn't care.

"You don't value your body at all."

Ying Yuan's original aura suddenly dropped, and she gave Zhou Li a beautiful look with her golden eyes. She sighed and said helplessly: "But you are right, I really can't send you spiritual energy. "

"The spiritual veins in your body are too complicated, and the spiritual energy transported through the air is likely to touch your injuries, causing you to die suddenly. Only if I touch you with my own hands can I transmit the spiritual energy accurately."

"Unfortunately···"

Glancing at Zhou Li, Ying Yuan shook her head and said helplessly: "You... are not very good."

"To say no to a man is the greatest insult in the world!"

Zhou Li stood up angrily, and then sat down obediently under the light of the extremely powerful spiritual energy in the girl's hand. With his hands behind his back, his voice became much softer: "But considering the actual situation, this kind of insult is actually an insult." Protect."

"You're an interesting guy."

He smiled and crushed the spirit energy in his hand.Ying Yuan was lying on the stone table, her feet crossed, her smooth feet like milk chocolate swaying, which was very eye-catching.She looked at the thick malice on the ceiling and said leisurely:

"Okay, don't worry, my Corpse Qi has already begun to explain these strange things. After a day or two, we will be out of trouble, and then I will take care of myself."

Zhou Li hummed, then his eyes fell on the girl's instep, staring intently, nodding up and down in accordance with the other person's rhythm.

"Have you seen enough?"

After a while, the girl sat up with a blushing face and said angrily: "No, you also look at the feet of zombies? You still look at me when I'm so dark? Do you have any taste?"

"First of all, I'm looking at the gold threads on your feet. Secondly, are you challenging my aesthetic sense?"

When Zhou Li heard this, he was immediately unhappy. He sat up straight and said righteously under the girl's surprised gaze: "You can say that I am weak in talent and intelligence, but you can't insult my excellent aesthetics!"

"No, you..."

This time, Zhou Li did not shut his mouth because of the disparity in strength.Because this is Yingyuan's provocation to his own aesthetics and a mockery of his perfectly combined XP system.He must now use his eloquence to teach the other party a lesson!
"First of all, you said you are dark, but in fact you are just compared with those sickly white Ming women, and there is a certain gap in color. But in my aesthetic category, your milky brown color The skin has a unique wild and healthy beauty from a foreign land, which is extremely rare in the Ming Dynasty. It is even like a treasure from heaven, a gift from the human world."

"The gifts in this world are too much!"

The girl's face was stained with a layer of crimson. She leaned on the corner of the stone table and her voice was slightly trembling: "Okay, stop talking, don't..."

"No, there is just enough time. I must give you some popular science about aesthetics that transcends the times!"

If Zhuge Qing was still here, she would definitely be able to detect that Zhou Li's current almost fanatical state was not his original intention.

The effect of the Tiger Talisman is not simply to separate good from evil. In fact, its most important effect is the balance of yin and yang.But now, Zhou Li's mind has begun to become unbalanced, and the specific manifestation is...
"Your eyes are an extremely rare and perfect color of brilliant gold. This color may not be controllable for other people, but for you, a brown-skinned woman, it is natural and just right, making you look even better. Beauty and three points of nobility. What? You ask me, what is the other three points?" "It's beauty! Pure, without any extra points, but beauty that makes people unable to take their eyes away!"

Ying Yuan huddled in the corner, hugging her knees, eyes bright, and said weakly: "I didn't ask..."

"No, the hesitation in your eyes is just asking!"

Zhou Li became more and more enthusiastic as he spoke. He looked at Ying Yuan, his eyes full of pure appreciation, and lust so pure that it made people angry:
"Without mentioning your figure, your appearance is already among the best among all the people I have seen. Your unique exotic style and queenly temperament are the best in the world. And most importantly, you are perfectly balanced. It combines the two qualities of charm and delicacy, just like the pair of warm cat's eyes on a beautiful jade sculpture. It not only has breathtaking beauty, but also gives people a cat-like lightness and delicacy. Why can’t I appreciate you like this?!”

"You, you, you, you..."

At this time, Ying Yuan was already a little at a loss. It was clear that what this disciple said was "Meng Lang's words", but she couldn't be angry at all in her heart. Instead, she was vaguely happy.

After all, during her days in Loulan, she was either fighting with people or fighting zombies.After a lifetime of fighting, it was finally over. She died suddenly and was reincarnated as Han Bao.

Everyone knows that Drought Demon is a disaster star. Even though Ying Yuan became Drought Demon to save the world, everyone only treats her with awe and more fear.

After all, Han Ba ​​is the leader of the zombies no matter what. Everyone who knows Ying Yuan's identity either shrinks away or gives in. She has never heard Zhou Li's "confession of pure love from the God of War" before.

And the most important thing is that in this era that advocates "white beauty", most of the people Ying Yuan meets look at her strangely.After all, girls like her with light brown skin and looks that don't look like Ming people are very rare, not to mention she is a zombie.

Therefore, Yingyuan is now in a very strange state.Ying Yuan, who had never been exposed to the "love between men and women" in her life, was caught off guard and was directly hit by Zhou Li's set of critical strikes, cleaves and consecutive slashes. She was unable to even curse out her favorite blunt insults.

However, although he obviously didn't want to continue listening because of his shyness, Yingyuan always felt worried about gains and losses for some reason.all in all···

Talk more, I like to hear it.

"And there are too many people in the Ming Dynasty who follow the trend, you know. Look at your bare feet. Both the curvature and the size are almost perfect. The golden filaments wrapped around the feet are also just right, just like the peppercorns in Mapo tofu. It plays the finishing touch. If you ask the followers to come, they will definitely say they like white ones, but I like good-looking ones!"

“Mapo tofu with peppercorns is really delicious.”

Ying Yuan echoed weakly.

At this time, Zhou Li was completely unaware that his state might not be right. He frowned and said angrily: "Besides, you also have personal problems!"

"Ugh?!"

Ying Yuan suddenly acted like a primary school student whose name was called by the teacher. She straightened her back and sat on the stone table like a duck. She said in a slight panic: "Me me me me? What's wrong with me?"

"Where's the confidence? Where's the confidence!"

Zhou Li gritted his teeth and said with hatred:

"Your beauty is a masterpiece of God, the result of your own efforts, and the love your parents have poured into you. How can you deny yourself because of the words of a bunch of followers? Just like when I stared at your feet just now, of course I I'm not looking at your feet, I'm looking at the gold thread, but my behavior is like Meng Lang! You can't let people look at your figure just because you're not confident! You should have kicked me over at that time, hard Reward...punish me hard!"

"In more than 1000 years, you are the first person to have looked at my body for such a long time."

Ying Yuan's tone was very soft and soft. She was originally full of energy, but after Zhou Li talked about her weakness for several minutes, she was now too weak to look like one.

"That's not OK!"

Zhou Li frowned and said angrily: "Am I special? Why should I be special! Everyone is equal, gender is equal, and race is equal!"

"But...I really don't look good."

Holding her knees, Ying Yuan's eyes dodge and she said softly: "People in the world of immortality who have seen me all say that I look like black coal, and that I am a zombie of Kefu. But they are right, I am indeed very black, and The corpse energy in my body will kill humans who touch me, so..."

"I'm going to kill these idiots from the Taoist temple."

Hearing this, Zhou Li immediately said with disdain:

"Do these cultivators know nothing about beauty? They say they are pure cultivators in Taoist temples every day, but in the end they end up criticizing your beauty. You are a bunch of trash. They are either distracting dogs or following the trend."

After saying that, Zhou Li continued, looking puzzled: "Who knows when a certain Taoist Master said that he likes orcs, and these followers will start {Wow, yeah, the Sa family also likes orcs}, and the result? They You can't kneel down and beg for mercy when you see a beast's head and a human body? What a bunch of useless snacks."

"puff."

Ying Yuan was immediately amused by Zhou Li's words. Her face was as beautiful as a peach blossom in full bloom, and her eyes were as curved as crescent moons, so beautiful.

"Look at it, how beautiful it is."

Zhou Li sat cross-legged on the stone chair and sighed: "I tell you, you must not feel sorry for yourself. Although your beauty will not disappear because of lack of confidence, your queen-like pride will bring you A more beautiful temperament. Those bull-nosed old guys can bark whenever they want. They don’t understand you, but I understand you.”

"yes···"

At this time, Ying Yuan's beautiful eyes were looking forward to it, and her smile was full of joy. "You are right, at least there are people who can understand my beauty."

"Yes."

Zhou Li nodded and said happily: "Little children can be taught. I tell you, don't care about your brown skin. You should regard it as your own glory. Just like those women who are cultivating immortals, all of them are white. They look like real zombies, and they look like descendants from the ancient tombs. What’s so good about them? Or are you like that..."

As soon as he finished speaking, Zhou Li saw Ying Yuan's expression that was both wanting to laugh and at a loss.

Then, he turned his head and looked at Zhuge Qing who had dug the cave and half of his head came out, his expression froze.

"continue."

Zhuge Qing nodded like he was spying on a kitten and said softly: "Master Zhou's aesthetics is indeed unique. By the way, what do you mean by the appearance of women in the world of immortality? I didn't hear clearly."

"Haha."

Zhou Li smiled and then knelt down.

"I'll ask Tang Wan to kowtow a few more times for you when we get back."

Zhou Li said.

　Do you think this book is a harem? I don’t think so.Because the heroine I appointed is Tang Wan, but Tang Wan is destined to be Zhu Qianyun.

　　But you said it's not a harem, but I can't resist the two attributes of "the cold and beautiful fairy fairy" and the "thousand-year-old exotic black-skinned pure girl with jade feet".

　　So, I want it all.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)