Bring some shock to the world of cultivating immortals

Chapter 199 Don’t go crazy here (two-in-one)

The scroll slowly dissipated in the air, leaving no trace.

Zhou Li stretched out his hand and clenched his fist. After sensing that he had been restored to factory settings and transformed back into the young waste of the new era, Zhou Li smiled happily.

Back, all back.

He is still such a weakling, still so weak, but as long as he firmly holds Zhuge Daochang's thigh firmly, he can prosper in the real world.

"You you you you you you you you!!!!"

At the same time, Ying Yuan, who woke up early, hid behind the table in the studio, showing his little head, with panic and confusion in his eyes, but more of a timid shyness.

"You came out very quickly."

Zhou Li looked at Ying Yuan, waved his hand, and said to her with a smile: "The things in the world in the painting are over. Master Ying Yuan, please don't take it seriously."

Ying Yuan was stunned, and soon she realized that this was Zhou Li's passionate and indulgent expression of love for Zhou Li when she was telling her that she didn't need to care about everything that happened in the world in the painting, including when she was still Minglan.

Zhou Li was worried that Ying Yuan would be ashamed and angry because of everything that happened in the world in the painting, and worried that she would regret what she had done in the past.He believed that it was just a unique day and not worth the cost of winning the kite.

But···
Ying Yuan clenched his fists, knowing that as long as he agreed, this seemingly absurd "farce" would end. He would still be the proud King of Loulan, and the two would part ways.

However, Yingyuan was unwilling to accept it and did not agree with this ending.

For Ying Yuan, her past has actually been bleak.If Zhou Li had not appeared, she would have been a high priest who fought for more than ten years, witnessed the demise of her country, and finally turned her body into fire to seal the drought, beginning a thousand-year period of never-ending time.

For Ying Yuan, who was once as bright as the sun, the pain of more than 1000 years of loneliness and the demise of her country has been unbearable.But when Zhou Li appeared, he went back to the past and accompanied her through the most difficult day, allowing Loulan, who had completely perished, to retain the blood of the nation.

For Zhou Li, he just spent a day painting.But to Ying Yuan, Zhou Li is the young husband whom High Priest Ming Lan likes, and he is also the beam of light that Ying Yuan, King of Loulan, finds on the darkest day.

When they went back in time and changed everything, that young man's bright smile also appeared in Ying Yuan's memory.Those more than 1000 years have become colored because of Zhou Li's presence in memory.And she no longer lives alone in this world.

Therefore, the moment he saw Zhou Li, in addition to his own turbulent memories rushing towards him with shyness, what was more, he felt joy and love from the bottom of his heart.

After exhausting her courage to say these two sentences, Ying Yuan looked at Zhou Li's stunned expression for a long time, and then a faint blush appeared on her face.She quietly approached Zhou Li, gently tugged at the corner of Zhou Li's clothes, and gave him a bright smile.

Zhuge Qing on the side looked at the image stone in his hand and fell into deep thought.

Why is there no Lingqi memory?

"Did the Taoist Master miss anything?"

Zhou Li looked at Zhuge Qing aside and asked curiously.

"fine."

Zhuge Qing suppressed the sadness in his heart and showed a forced smile to Zhou Li: "It's okay, it's okay."

Next time, write "I have something to do" on your face, it will be harder to guess.

Zhou Li didn't ask in detail. After all, he had just had a life-or-death farewell with his parents, so it was natural for him to have some thoughts.He looked at Ying Yuan beside him and her pretty, crimson cheeks, and felt a little at a loss for a moment.

No, wait a minute.

After a trip to Two-dimensional, I seem to have an extra wife?

[Into the fate line (Will the beautiful girl Hanba dream of a muscled pea shooter) has been completed]

After seeing the characters flowing through his eyes, Zhou Li was a little surprised for a moment.Because the previous fate line, even if it is completed, will not appear this string of characters, but will turn into a substantial fate line tied to the Bafang Fate Spinn.

Could it be that there is a hidden reward this time?
Zhou Li was a little excited for a moment as his fingers traced the fate of the eight directions.

As a time traveler, Zhou Li is quite satisfied with his golden finger.But the only thing he was dissatisfied with was that this thing was worse than him. It seemed that apart from its early warning function, the most it could do was give him a whole mess of work.

The moment Zhou Li's finger touched the Bafang Destiny Spindle, his excited heart suddenly suffered from myocardial stenosis and infarction, accompanied by short-term constriction of cardiovascular and cerebrovascular diseases.

I saw a line of large golden characters written nakedly on the destiny spindle hanging high in the mysterious space.

【Two-dimensional is so disgusting】

Ying Yuan tilted her head curiously, because she discovered that the moment she quietly held Zhou Li's hand, Zhou Li's heartbeat was faster than a drought.

Am I so attractive?
After a brief silence, Zhou Li covered his heart and breathed a long sigh of relief.Then he smiled, rubbed Ying Yuan's little head, and said to her:

"Master Yingyuan..."

"Call me Ying Yuan!"

Ying Yuan suddenly pulled Zhou Li's sleeve like a cat with hairy fur, and said hurriedly: "You are the only one who is allowed to call me that!"

"Okay, okay, win the kite, win the kite..."

Zhou Li had a toothache for a while. Don't look at the constant barking when he hangs out with Tang Guansi every day. Today, "I am the reincarnation of the love saint. In my previous life, I was the queen of eighteen girls." Tomorrow, "Princess? I'm determined." Tell her there will be no return." It seems that he has a rich emotional history and is a master of love.

Actually?

Just a flying young boy from two lifetimes.

Therefore, facing Ying Yuan's shy but enthusiastic gestures, Zhou Bibie said he was parrying, and had already entered the stage of kneeling on the ground begging for mercy and waiting to die.But he didn't know how to respond to the other party. After all, he and Ying Yuan spent almost a whole day together.But in Ying Yuan's eyes, her 1000 years of slumber had the shadow of Zhou Li.

This is outrageous.

Therefore, Zhou Li was at a loss for a while, not knowing how to face Ying Yuan.

Ying Yuan seemed to feel something. A trace of disappointment flashed in her eyes, but she was quickly taken over by fighting spirit.She stood up on tiptoes and grabbed the lapel of Zhou Li's clothes. At this moment, the shyness of the girl who was originally hesitant was swept away, replaced by Han Bao's unique dominance.

"Zhou Li, listen to me!"

The orchid-like breath made Zhou Li feel itchy on the tip of his nose. The girl leaned in front of him, and the warmth of her cheeks could even reach Zhou Li's ears.Ying Yuan stared at Zhou Li closely and said sonorously:

"I will return to the ruins of Loulan soon and deal with the traces of the royal palace. Next year, I will solve all the problems, then return to Beiliang and propose marriage to your sister!"

He tyrannically pulled Zhou Li, who was caught off guard, in front of him. After a brief moment of interlocking lips and teeth, a faint blush appeared on the girl's healthy skin gifted by the desert.Those golden eyes were full of domineering and arrogant. Ying Yuan looked at Zhou Li who was at a loss and said arrogantly:

"When the time comes, I will follow the rules of King Loulan's marriage, give [-] gold and silver, [-] silk ribbons, [-] horses as gifts, and thousands of colored lanterns to the Emperor of the Central Plains, so that the world can congratulate me on marrying you! "

After saying that, the girl flicked her sleeves and without any hesitation, she opened the stone door gracefully.After stumbling on the threshold and letting out a cute whimper, Ying Yuan immediately ran out holding her head.

Looking at Ying Yuan's hurriedly escaping figure, it took a long time for Zhou Li, who was lost in thought, to finally realize what had happened.

"Taoist Priest..."

Zhou Li turned his head, looked at Zhuge Qing, and asked dumbfoundedly: "Is it illegal for a woman from the desert to rob a man from the Central Plains?"

"That's not right. Why didn't you save it? Huh?"

Zhuge Qing, who was squatting on the ground studying the image stone, raised his head and looked at Zhou Li.After a moment, she shook her head and said blankly: "It should be ten years in prison and a fine of two hundred."

"oh oh."

Zhou Li nodded. "Of course, Mr. Zhou will be imprisoned for ten years and fined two hundred."

Zhuge Qing came back to his senses and gloated: "According to Ming Dynasty law, King Loulan is also a foreign friend, and robbing foreign women is a very serious crime."

"No, she is over 1000 years old. One punch can knock me out of nine reincarnations. I..."

Zhou Li pointed at himself, like a shrimp soldier who was assigned to "slaughter Sun Wukong", feeling aggrieved, helpless, and at a loss.

"OK OK."

Zhuge Qing smiled and rubbed Zhou Li's dog's head, and said comfortingly: "Little Ying Yuan is so cute, rich, and has a good personality. Wouldn't it be nice for you to follow her?"

"Ah, it's really good."

Zhou Li nodded subconsciously, but then shook his head.

"wrong!"

Zhou Li said with a serious face: "I advocate free love."

"Yes, it's very free."

Zhuge Qing hummed and said matter-of-factly: "You are free to marry Ying Yuan, and Ying Yuan is free to marry you by force. Everyone is free."

Oh, suicide is also part of freedom, don’t do it if you don’t feel like it, right?

Zhou Li scratched his head, somewhat dumbfounded.But after thinking about it, I realized that there is nothing wrong with whatever I do now. It is nothing more than the difference between "Sister Rich, I don't want to work hard anymore" and "Sister Rich, I don't want to work hard anymore."

What's the difference, you ask?

One with a comma means hesitation.One shows no hesitation at all, representing a man's determination and dignity.

"Okay, let's go back."

Zhou Li looked at the closed Tiger Talisman in his hand and the separated "Tiger Talisman" on the stone table not far away. He breathed a sigh of relief and then whispered:
"The painter in yellow seems to be quite friendly."

"Yes."

Looking at the Tiger Talisman in Zhou Li's hand, Zhuge Qing sighed with emotion: "I actually created a new Tiger Talisman in the form of a painting. It seems that the painter in yellow cares about you very much."

"It can be regarded as a good story."

Zhou Li's tone was very pious, and it was obvious that his gratitude to the painter in yellow was heartfelt and extremely sincere.

After all, Huangyi Painter solves more than just the problems of Zhou Xun and Lin Yuan.

There is also Zhou Li's impotence crisis.
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In the stone chamber, Lin Yuan curled up in the crystal coffin, biting her thumb like a child, closing her eyes and sleeping soundly.

Beside her, Zhou Xun tapped the stone slab boredly, the regular rhythm clear and sweet.After a moment, Zhou Xun seemed to notice something. He raised his head and looked at Zhou Li's swooshing smile beside the cave. Zhou Xun also smiled.

"No more, no less, one thousand two hundred and twenty years."

After catching the Tiger Talisman that Zhou Li threw at him, Zhou Xun looked at Lin Yuan in the crystal coffin with tenderness, and said in a funny and loving way:
"I push on the quilt, talk in my sleep, eat my fingers, and wake up from time to time to sleepwalk in the stone room. If I hadn't been blessed by the crystal coffin, I would have suffered from heart failure."

Zhou Xun did not leave the past with Zhou Li and the others.

He chose to stay in this tomb and spend these 1000 years of darkness with the girl named Lin Yuan.

"What are you going to do with her after you leave?"

Zhou Li leaned against the wall of the stone chamber and asked Zhou Xun.

"Let's take a look around the world."

Zhou Xun smiled, looked at the sweet sleeping Ying Yuan, split the Tiger Talisman in two, and placed the white piece on her pillow, "She has been sleeping for more than 1000 years, but she is only one year old. I want to take her with me Take a good look at the world.”

"Going to Beiliang?"

Zhou Li asked curiously.

"Are you serious?"

Staring at Zhou Li, Zhou Xun asked quietly: "Introduce to her how Gui Daozi died, or let her see the magic of Gotham, or take her to see the scenery of the Dead Man's Knife Tomb?"

"You can... you can... you can take her and the old scholar fishing, and... and..."

Zhou Li grabbed his head and smiled miserably: "Forget it, don't go, live a good life."

"The main thing is that you and I look too much alike."

Zhou Xun patted Zhou Li on the shoulder. Now Zhou Xun has absorbed the tiger charm left by the painter in yellow and has become a completely independent individual, but his appearance is still [-]% similar to Zhou Li.

"Yeah, the looks are too similar, too..."

"I'm afraid I'll be beaten to death with a sack while walking on the road, but I have a kind heart and I don't have your means, so I won't go to Beiliang."

Zhou Xun said frankly.

"roll."

Zhou Li responded expressionlessly.

"I know your Flying Pigeon number. Just wait. When she and I are strong enough, I will come back to find you."

Smiling and patting Zhou Li on the shoulder, Zhou Xun said, "When the time comes, don't forget to leave a door open for me. You can't find anyone closer to you than me in terms of blood relationship."

"All right."

After hitting Zhou Xun on the shoulder, Zhou Li felt the "kindness" gradually returning to his body, and said with a smile: "Then let's go fishing with the old scholar, and the two of us will catch him."

"Isn't that a loss? You have to feed two portions of fish."

The sun sets over the western mountains and the moon’s shadow begins to appear.

Under the sign that says "everywhere is open", a sign indicating that the store is closed was hung up.After Taoyao bolted the door, tightened the curtain and put the broom aside.Then she put on the apron on the side, tightened the straps, and walked into the kitchen.

"You mean, you split in two and became two people, and then, in order to let the other self return to your body, as follows, finally, you got a wife in the painting?"

Tang Wan sat upright on the chair and repeated it seriously.

"You omitted too much."

Zhou Li was a little helpless: "But what you said is that there is basically no problem, that's it."

"Extremely severe hysteria."

The miracle doctor Tang Wan made a prompt decision and confirmed the condition.

(End of this chapter)