Bring some shock to the world of cultivating immortals

Chapter 218: Old Beijing native

Sometimes being in jail alone is quite helpless.

Zhou Li sat quietly in the cell, looking at the hemorrhoid medicine in front of him, loneliness and hesitation struck his heart.

"Little brother, are you there?"

"Can I not be here?"

Zhou Li felt a little melancholy. It was clear that he was about to stage a prison escape drama comparable to The Shawshank Redemption, but when he was disturbed by this bottle of hemorrhoid medicine and the young man with a mole next to him, the atmosphere suddenly turned sour.

"You know, as a poor person who often hangs out at the wine table, sits for a long time, loves spicy food, and drinks alcohol, hemorrhoids are inevitable for me. And we are all inmates in the same cell now. Can you bear to see me like this? Is an old man in his 40s suffering from hemorrhoids and bleeding?"

"Can it be broadcast live?"

Zhou Li suddenly became interested, "I mean, live broadcast your bloody scene."

Moral kidnapping only applies to moral people.

"I don't understand live streaming."

The inmate who was confused by Zhou Li's unethical rebellion replied subconsciously.

Then, he saw Zhou Li punch through the wall connecting the prison and hand him a picture stone.

"You can record and broadcast."

Silence is the main color of the prison.

"Can you take down the cell door?"

Seeing the power of this punch, the inmates suddenly became excited.

"No."

Zhou Li said calmly: "I can only use one punch a day."

Then you use this precious punch to deliver the image stone?

"Little brother, how about you give me the hemorrhoid medicine and I'll give you 50 taels of silver after we leave here?"

Zhou Li cheerfully took out 50 taels of silver from the small space and handed it over from the hole: "You show me how bloody you are, and I will give you 50 taels of silver."

The inmates once again fell into self-doubt about life and reality.

What's wrong with this world?
"Well, brother, tell me how you got imprisoned."

Zhou Li wasn't a devil, so it was a pity to watch someone's hemorrhoids break. After all, he couldn't take a photo as a souvenir, and he didn't know the other person yet.So, he asked anyway.

"Whoring."

Simple, powerful, and not sloppy at all.

Zhou Li was immediately in awe and directly handed over the hemorrhoid medicine in his hand.

After a while, after a rustling sound, an indescribable sound sounded.Accompanied by a sound that was both painful and comfortable, the inmate let out a long sigh of relief and sighed:

"Good medicine, good medicine."

"Longhushan's secret hemorrhoid medicine."

Zhou Li nodded and agreed: "It must be extraordinary."

"Little brother, how did you get imprisoned?"

asked the inmate next door in a friendly tone.

"Sweep pornography."

Zhou Li also answered decisively.

The inmates fell into a long silence again.

After a moment, with some hesitation and hesitation, the inmate said slowly: "Little brother, I am actually here to fight against pornography."

"You know what? People who lie can get mouth ulcers."

Zhou Li said with a sneer.

"My mouth is fine."

The inmate was stunned for a moment, then he heard Zhou Li's distrust, and said with a wry smile: "I am Chang Shi, the director of Dali Temple, little brother, I misunderstood. I came this time because I was captured by the fox demon because I failed to kill the demon. , just talking and laughing."

"You lied to me about hemorrhoid medicine?"

When Zhou Li heard this, he immediately became furious.

"Are you struggling with this?!"

It is often difficult to understand.

"Wait a minute, Chang Shi..."

Zhou Li seemed to suddenly remember something. He frowned and held his chin in thought for a moment.Then he raised his head and said in surprise: "The chief priest from Dali Temple in the capital?"

"Yes."

Chang Shi asked doubtfully: "Little brother, listening to your tone, do you know me?"

"Ah." Zhou Li hesitated for a moment and said, "We know him."

"Are you from Beiliang?"

Should he say it or not, he was indeed from Dali Temple. Chang Shi guessed the identity of the other party just through Zhou Li's hesitation.He suddenly became excited and asked, "Has Beiliang noticed our disappearance?"

"In a few days, Li Kuan will go to the capital to plead guilty."

Zhou Li complained: "It turns out that you two were caught soliciting prostitution in the fox demon brothel. This is too outrageous."

"It's a long story."

With a helpless sigh, Common Sense said: "Little brother, I was poisoned by a snake poison, and the dragon and tiger energy and spiritual energy were sealed. Do you have the method to remove the poison, so that I can take you out of this dragon pond and tiger den." "

"I do have a way to remove snake poison, but..."

Zhou Li's expression suddenly became strange, because he thought of the famous Beiliang God of War, the hedgehog spirit Li Ci, who was also poisoned by snake poison back then, and was able to untie it himself.but···

"You seem...can't."

Zhou Li thought for a long time and said tactfully: "Everyone's physique is different. It seems like you can't do it."

"Little brother, it's okay!"

Upon hearing that Zhou Li seemed to have a way to undo the curse, the seemingly upright Rector of Dali Temple quickly said: "I am the Rector of Dali Temple, and it is my bounden duty to judge crimes and punish evil. I am not afraid of pain, nor is I afraid of suffering. As long as I can break the snake's poison, I can overcome the physical problem."

"Really?"

Zhou Li said suspiciously.

"real."

Chang Shi replied sincerely.

"It has to be stuffed in through your back yard."

One sentence made Dali Temple officials faint.

"It's over."

After a long time, Chang Shi's faint words came through, "Little brother, this fox demon tricked people into going up the mountain to be sent to their lair. Whether he is dead or alive, I don't know."

"Where's Mr. Yu?"

Zhou Li asked doubtfully: "Where is your judge?"

"he···"

Chang Shi's tone was a little complicated, "He should be on the seventh floor of this building."

"Ok?"

Zhou Li frowned, "Seventh floor?"

"He is now the fox demon's honored guest."

Sighing, Chang Shi said helplessly: "Originally, Judge Yu and I were planning to work together to kill the fox demon, but who would have expected that after entering this building, Judge Yu would go upstairs first, saying that he wanted to kill the fox demon. As a result, I went upstairs and saw that the fox demon had already treated Mr. Yu as his guest, but he backhanded me into prison."

"Did he enjoy whoring?"

Zhou Li was a little puzzled. It sounded like he was in league with the judge and had an affair with the fox demon.But when Chang Shi mentioned this matter, there was no resentment, just a touch of helplessness, as if he was used to it.

"Probably not."

Common sense hesitated and said: "Judge Yu... has a strange behavior style and is very human, but he has great righteousness. If you say that he colluded with the fox demon to cause harm to the people, I absolutely don't believe it."

"Oh~~~"

Zhou Li nodded. He thought for a moment and said, "Are there anyone else in this building besides the fox demon?"

"I don't know that."

With a wry smile, Common Sense said: "I was...I was fascinated so quickly that I didn't have time to react. Alas, I was also careless."

"oh oh."

Zhou Li looked at the door made of cold jade in front of him. After thinking for a moment, he said, "Want to go out?"

"Definitely think so."

Chang Shi spoke very straightforwardly, not like someone who was involved in official circles at all: "I have been trapped here for three days, and I haven't had a drop of water."

"Are you a local from Jingchen?"

Zhou Li's question made Chang Shi a little confused, but he still subconsciously replied: "Yes."

"That's good."

Zhou Li handed Chang Shi a bottle and a small hammer from the entrance of the cave, and said calmly:

"Then use your strengths."

"Dig a tunnel."

(End of this chapter)