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Chapter 24 I Don't See You Who Should Cooperate With Your Performance

Ah, I get it, I get it all.

Even with a bird's face, Zhou Li vividly lifted the dead fish's eyes, hovered dejectedly, and couldn't stop complaining in his heart.

First I bought the murderer to kill, then the hero rescued the commander, won my heart, and finally squeezed out the dryness with clichés.

Is there any more?Can you have some fun?This kind of toilet table doesn't look like the garbage that is being put in the middle of the night. Why is the plot endless?Can't you gang of demons and ghosts have something new?
You can't just take me away and torture me, and then I will try my best to survive the beauty trap, and everyone will be happy, can't you?

Of course, these are Zhou Li's complaints, not his original intention.In fact, when he saw Qianhu showing his scorpion tail and poking his fart at the ghost monk, Zhou Li explained the matter clearly, and he almost guessed whether the underwear Qianhu was wearing today was a crotch or a cross.

but···
Zhou Li looked at the figure of Baihu, and subconsciously wanted to drag his chin with his claws, but he almost acted out how the bird fell to his death by himself.After stabilizing his figure, Zhou Li narrowed his eyes, and murmured in his heart.

From this point of view, thousands of households bought murders to kill, and then wanted to save themselves when they were in crisis and gain their trust.It seems that the calculations of thousands of households are seamless and closely linked.But in fact, he didn't expect Zhou Li to have the means to transform into a bird, and at the same time, he didn't expect the existence of Guo Lingyun either.

In fact, even if Zhou Li couldn't transform into a bird, if Guo Lingyun gave him some strength, he and Zhou Li might really be able to take down this ghost monk, at worst he would suffer some injuries.In this case, Qianhu, who was originally sending charcoal in the snow, has become the icing on the cake. After this, there is a big gap with what Qianhu planned.

This small household is not a fuel saver either.

Zhou Li saw that he had already started to look for himself and Tang Wan's hundreds of households, so he knew he was about to show up.He knew that he couldn't expose Bi Diao's existence, so he found a jungle that was not too far away, just enough to cover his figure, and landed in a human form.

Oh grass.

The familiar coolness, the familiar birds entering the forest, and the leaves brushing past.Zhou Li opened the Ten Thousand Spirits Vermilion Ball with a numb expression on his face, and looked at the ashes of the clothes burned by the flames, as well as Bi Diao Ye, who had his feet raised on the side with a "I didn't do this" look on his face, and fell into deep thought.

It's not over, is it?

Closing the Wanling Vermilion Ball and retracting it into the Eight Directions Fate Spin, Zhou Li took a deep breath and shouted.At this moment, that Qianhu also followed Zhou Li's voice and found him.

After hearing Zhou Li's voice, Qianhu's face burst into joy.This is a very perfect expression, with three points of joy, three points of emotion, three points of emotion, and one point of sadness, a real-life official who loves the people.He took a deep breath, sorted out his mood, and opened the bushes excitedly.

Zhou Li, who was holding a leaf and gesturing at his crotch, raised his head and looked at Qianhu with a dull face, feeling embarrassed for a moment.

No way, you have to cover it up.

Qian Hu, who was about to hug Zhou Li enthusiastically, froze in mid-air with his outstretched arms, neither letting go nor hugging.And Zhou Li seemed to see the embarrassment of the other party, smiled freely and took a step forward.

Immediately, Qianhu subconsciously took a step back in horror.

One step forward.

Take a step back.

"It's great that you... are fine."

With her gaze fixed on Zhou Li's face, Qianhu felt that her perfect warm smile had begun to crumble.

It's not that he has never seen a naked man. After all, as a monster, he must not take his clothes with him when he eats people. He is prone to indigestion, so he strips people naked before savoring them carefully.

But the problem is that he only sees the naked body when he eats people, and when it is served on the plate, it is cooked, and no one can tell what the naked body looks like.And he didn't expect that after a seamless performance, he would face a hug from a naked man holding a leaf to measure his lower body.

Who can stand this.

At this moment, Guo Lingyun also found Tang Wan who was preparing to release pigeons not far away.After hearing the voices of Tang Wan and Baihu, Qianhu's tense nerves finally relaxed a little.

Qianhu thinks from the bottom of his heart that this little girl Tang Wan is a woman no matter what, you old man can't just talk about it with a good girl, you have to be a little ashamed, at least cover it up, right?

"Zhou Li, you!"

After clearing the bushes, Tang Wan saw Qianhu who was awkwardly in place with half-raised hands, and the cool and calm savage, and was taken aback for a moment.

Yes, that's the reaction.

Qian Huchang on the side breathed a sigh of relief, that's right, the dignified Tang family decent woman must scream, scold, and be ashamed when she sees this kind of behavior, so that she can continue to perform.

"It's much stronger than when I took a bath last time."

Tang Wan sighed with emotion.

Fuck, what kind of promiscuous relationship do you guys have!
"It was a few years ago last time."

Waving his hand, Zhou Li retorted.

No, what are you doing?Resurgence of old love?

Not only Qianhu, but even Guo Lingyun had complicated expressions on his face at this time.At this moment, Zhou Li looked at Qianhu and said:

"Thank you for your help. Just now, the flames of the demon monk burned all my clothes. I had no choice but to be honest with each other. Please forgive me."

"No... no, I mean, no, it's okay, it's my duty."

After Qianhu coughed, he said, "Ling Yun, can you let this young master cover up your clothes?"

"Ah, ah."

Guo Lingyun had just stepped out of the shock just now, and mechanically took off the cloak on his body to reveal the flying fish suit, and then threw the cloak to Zhou Li.

Zhou Li was not a pervert who loved nudity, so he naturally put on a cloak to cover his delicate body.

After Zhou Li put on his clothes, Qian Hu adjusted his mentality, looked at Zhou Li, and said, "This time the monster is making trouble, and the target is the young master, there must be a reason for this."

Well, my plan to give you Sister Golden Snake was disrupted and I took what she wanted. Now she is eager to get close to me and take my things, so I sent you stupid scorpion to perform.

Of course, it was impossible for Zhou Li to speak out what was in his heart, and he also knew that the scorpion spirit in front of him must be planning something.But the biggest problem at this time is that the strength of the opponent should not be underestimated. Once he turns his back on his own group, he will not be his opponent.Therefore, Zhou Li did not expose the other party, but followed the other party's words.

"Oh, my lord doesn't know something."

Zhou Li sighed and said helplessly:

"I was originally a demon catcher from Beiliang. This time I came to Shangjing to investigate a missing old man. But on the way, I happened to be trapped by a group of gangsters. The gangster's surname was Xu Mingsheng, and he was holding a long knife called Gudingdao. .Because of his tall stature and dignified appearance, he is called the Great Treasure. This Xu Dabao is amazing, he..."

In Zhou Li's narration, this Xu Sheng went astray, entered the green forest, and robbed Tang Wan and her classmates.But under Zhou Li and Tang Guan's persuasion, Xu Sheng immediately turned his prodigal son back, reformed, and went to Lingjiu Mountain with a steel knife in his hand to cut off his righteous brother Xu Ziyi's robe.

Finally, under Zhou Li's language offensive, Xu Sheng decided to go to Lingjiu Mountain with Zhou Li and his party.After climbing up to Lingjiu Mountain, they saw a fairy spring, beside the spring was a barking Xu Ziyi, and a poor and innocent passer-by lying in a pool of blood.

Who is Xu Sheng?Soochow's first cut!

Although Baihu and Qianhu didn't know what Soochow was, according to Zhou Li, Xu Sheng's blood was surging at that time, and he took a sip of hot wine. If Wu Dongtu couldn't make up his mind about "sword first, drink later", he rushed forward and was dizzy by Xu Ziyi's beheading.

In the end, Xu Ziyi was beaten to death by the high-end operation of "wine, ancient ingot knife, and killing". Seeing that he couldn't beat him, he said harsh words, saying that the future will be long, and what "big ghost" and "big demon" he brought back to the sect "Come to the town to kill us, seize the Immortal Spring, and then disappear.

After adding fuel, jealousy and various tampering, twisting the originally simple and straightforward battle at Lingjiu Mountain, Zhou Li looked at Qianhu, who was already a little confused by what he said, squinted his eyes, and said:
"Therefore, I think what this demon monk wants is the Immortal Spring."

"What about the spring water?"

Although he knew that eleven of the ten sentences that Zhou Li said were false, but Zhou Li's eloquence was really good, and every word and sentence was full of style, so Qianhu asked subconsciously.

"Drinked."

Zhou Li spread his hands, and said as a matter of course: "At that time, I happened to have some snacks. I thought the spring water was clean and sweet, so I drank it all."

"Appetizers?"

Qianhu was stunned for a moment, puzzled and said, "What appetizers?"

"pea."

Zhou Li chuckled, and said honestly, "It's just not too much..."

"Only seven."

(End of this chapter)