Bring some shock to the world of cultivating immortals

Zhou Li was as stiff as a corpse.

Zhuge Qing's photo stone was held in her hand. The Taoist Master's fingers were slender and white, very beautiful, and had a faint scent of sandalwood.She looked at Zhou Li, half-smiling, with a little narrowness in her bright eyes.

"When did you arrive?"

Zhou Li looked at the elegant woman in a green Taoist robe beside her, with her hair falling on her chest. Her facial features were as stiff as the sesame cakes in the cafeteria.

"I thought it would be easier for everyone to understand me during class if I took some pictures of Taixue scenery, so I hid my figure and kept wandering around."

Zhuge Qing smiled very happily. She shook the photo stone in her hand, and the long sleeves of her green pine Taoist robe also swayed gently.

"Let me kneel down for you."

Zhou Li's brain circuit is very simple. If he can't be beaten, convinced, or scolded, he can only kneel down and beg for mercy like an upright man.Of course, how could he, a tall and dignified man, kneel down so easily?
"Can you please stop dragging me to kneel with you? I feel embarrassed."

Holding Zhu Qianyun tightly beside him, Tang Wan, like a koala, struggled expressionlessly, trying to escape from the capture of the beast Zhou.

"Young Master Zhou would not give such a great gift."

Zhuge Qing's eyes were full of joy. She waved her hand, and the photo stone in her hand was put into a small world. "I just came here and I didn't record you. Don't worry."

"Ah, does it matter whether we record it or not?"

Zhou Li was stunned for a moment.

"Ok?"

Zhuge Qing narrowed his eyes slightly, leaned forward slightly, leaned close to Zhou Li's ear and whispered: "Master Zhou, aren't you afraid that Ying Yuan will be jealous when he sees it? You and this sister are hugging each other."

"You said you just arrived!"

Zhou Li was shocked: "Didn't you see everything?!"

"Ugh?"

Zhuge Qing's eyes were clear, "Did I say that?"

"Taoist Master, I just hope that when we go to Longhu Mountain, you can help me prove that I didn't lead you into trouble."

Zhou Li said numbly.

"So Mr. Zhou, what do you think?"

He smiled kindly at Yun Baibai beside him. Zhuge Qing narrowed his eyes and said softly to Zhou Li: "Such a lovely sister, aren't you tempted?"

"Taoist Priest, have you drank?"

Zhou Li's mouth twitched and he was speechless: "Yun Baibai is only 17 years old. I am half a century older than her. No matter how beastly I am, I can't do such a thing."

"17 years old? Isn't that normal?"

Tang Guan, who had come over at some point, raised his head, looked at Zhou Li, and said doubtfully: "The Ming Dynasty law stipulates that women can get married at the age of 14, and it is normal to become a mother at the age of 17. What are you talking about?"

"what."

Zhou Li stretched his head, his face full of confusion.Then he realized that in this evil feudal society, not only would a 14-year-old girl not give you peanuts, she would even get blessings from everyone.

"And if you calculate it this way, Yingyuan is more than 1000 years older than you."

After putting his index finger on his chin and thinking for a moment, Zhuge Qing smiled and said, "Mr. Zhou, this is the most twilight love affair in history."

"This thing..."

Zhou Li was a little troubled, then he shook his head and said: "Yun Baibai just came to me to cry and complain, stop thinking nonsense. As a student of Taixue, she must put her studies first, how can she have the mind to play with these children's love affairs? long."

"Oh~~"

Zhuge Qing nodded meaningfully, and then she glanced at Yun Baibai inadvertently, with the corners of her lips raised slightly.

Mr. Zhou doesn't understand the girl's thoughts.

"By the way, Taoist Priest, do you know the teaching model of Taixue?"

On the way, Zhou Li and Zhuge Qing were walking side by side. He suddenly thought that Zhuge Qing was teaching someone for the first time, so he asked with concern.

"Fortunately."

Nodding, Zhuge Qing replied calmly: "The old scholar gave me the teacher's manual, and I have a rough understanding of it. It's just to confirm whether all the students on the roster are present and arrange two tests. It's okay."

"Does the Taoist need my help?"

As a genius who had been caught in the rain and beat up people who were raining in a hurry, Zhou Li was extremely interested in tearing other people's umbrellas apart.

"I have twelve roll call methods, which can perfectly prevent a series of methods of skipping classes such as calling roll calls for others, finding people to sign in, spending money to attend classes, running away midway, etc. These are all methods that have been developed after many times of practice and improvement. Each one is used accurately. .”

"Ah, that's not necessary."

Zhuge Qing thought for a while and said with a smile: "I still have some ideas."

"Too."

Zhou Li nodded and agreed: "The Taoist priest should also have his own clever plan."

"Are you saying I'm a mountain man?"

"Isn't it?"

"It really is."

The atmosphere along the way was very relaxed. Although Zhuge Qing seemed to be unworldly and elegant, he unexpectedly liked to talk.She would also chat with Yun Baibai from time to time, and the topic was nothing more than trivial matters in school life.

Zhu Qianyun is a bit like Taoyao, very gentle and attentive. Although she has a simple desire to take care of Tang Wan, her heart is full of love and pity for Yun Baibai, a poor girl who is somewhat similar to her.

Tang Wan is the mascot. Due to being ravaged by Zhu Qianyun several times, his originally long waterfall-like hair was a little fried, and he looked like a big white dog that had been chewed by a dog.

Yun Baibai liked the cute Tang Wan very much, but because Tang Wan always had a cold face, she thought she was an aloof girl and didn't dare to talk to her.

As for Zhou Li...
"What? Don't you know that old pedants are henpecked?"

Patting his thigh, Zhou Li said with surprise, "Then I definitely want to tell you about Sichuan rake ears, a famous foreign dish."

Zhou Li is very talkative and also very mean.

The habits and some little-known secrets of many disciples of Beiliang Imperial College were freely revealed to Zhou Li like fried beans for free.Coupled with the home field advantage, Zhou Li started to produce all kinds of gossip as soon as he opened his chat box.

When Mr. Li was in his 50s, he failed on six blind dates and eight of them. The two extra times were when he fell in love with the other person's biological mother, and the effect was extremely explosive.In order to drink some wine, the old scholar did not hesitate to swore sworn brothers with his students, but was beaten by Mrs. Zhang all day and night.Chang Chun, a master of medical science, was once a famous bald doctor. Later, after his hard research, he failed to develop a hair-growing medicine, so he made several wigs that looked like real ones.

"Wow···"

Sitting obediently on the chair in the school, Yun Baibai opened his little mouth slightly, his eyes full of brilliance, and exclaimed: "Young Master Zhou knows a lot."

"It's all hearsay. Taixue is a very fun place, especially Beiliang Taixue. Seeing more interesting things will make you feel better."

Zhou Li glanced at the hourglass clock beside him. There were still two or three minutes until class started.He thought for a while and decided to go to the toilet and squat for three to ten minutes.

"hearsay?"

After listening to the whole process, Tang Wan, who was holding a glutinous rice ball, cast a confused look and said suspiciously:

"Master Li's blind date was arranged by Zhou Li. He fell in love with the other person's mother because Zhou Li got the wrong blind date. The old scholar was also deceived by Zhou Li, saying that the brothers in the restaurant next door drank for free, so they became opposite-sex brothers. I was beaten up by Aunt Zhang. As for the hair-growing medicine, Zhou Li sent the wrong ingredients. The original hair-growing polygonum multiflorum was replaced by guillotine. Finally, Zhou Li made a wig with Doctor Chang's hair glued together."

The clouds turned white and petrified.

"Little Yun."

Tang Wan took a sip of hot tea and said to Yun Baibai earnestly: "If you say that all the fun you can find in Beiliang Taixue is Zhou Li's doing, that would definitely be biased. But if you take out every other one and say these are Zhou Li did it, you have to miss most of it."

After thinking about it, Tang Wan decided to pass on her life experience in Taixue.

"Anyway, if you do something unspeakable or illegal in the future, blame it on Zhou Li and say he did it."

"No no no, this is not good."

Yun Baibai shook his head repeatedly and flicked his ponytail, which was very cute. "fine."

Tang Wan waved his little hand, and a smile that wanted to be beaten vividly appeared on his cold little face, "He has done enough evil all day long, and one or two more things can't be found at all, and he has the courage to admit his mistakes and knows that he should not do it." Wrong, I just admit it out of habit."

"This···"

Yun Baibai was greatly shocked.

At this moment, the bell for class slowly rang.Zhou Li also returned to the class at this time, wiped the water stains on his hands with Tang Wan's clothes and asked curiously:
"what are you guys saying?"

"No."

Tang Wan shook his head and returned to his usual cold demeanor, "It was just a simple conversation."

"Don't bully others."

Zhou Li sat back in his seat, with Yun Baibai on the far left, and on his right were Tang Wan and Zhu Qianyun.He looked at Zhuge Qing, who seemed to be tinkering with something on the podium, and said:

"Guess what the Taoist Master is going to do."

"do not know."

Tang Wan's little head sank and tilted, and he put his face on the table without any image. The squeezed face was very interesting, "Anyway, I'm here, I signed in, and I am the temporary god."

"A temporary god?"

Zhu Qianyun on the side asked curiously.

"This is the true God."

Tang Wan turned his face in disbelief, looked at the frightened Yun Baibai, and said sincerely: "Yunmen."

Yun Baibai subconsciously wanted to refuse this title, because other students would only make her feel ashamed and frightened if they said this.But when Tang Wan said that she was a god, she only felt relaxed and interesting, just like a joke between friends, leaving no burden.

call.

Let out a sigh of relief.

"Okay, class is over."

Students at Beiliang Taixue actually cherished Confucius's teachings, but they were for high-credit courses and compulsory courses.For some elective courses, they are not interested, but they have to take them, so in the end they will always choose one or two elective courses for study to escape, trying to make time for elective courses that can earn points.

Zhuge Qing's sudden introduction of the "Picture Stone Photography Guidance" course is one that most people think is worth skipping.After all, a newly added elective course was suddenly added, and the teacher who taught it was also a little-known teacher, and he taught useless things like photographic stones.

If you don’t skip this class, do you deserve to be called a student?
Of course, skipping class is skipping class, but that doesn't mean they want to be caught.After all, credits are given only after completing a course, but if you are caught skipping a class, one point will be deducted, which is equivalent to killing half of the student's life.

Therefore, in Zhuge Qing's first class, many people will definitely come to observe her roll call method, or some people who are more confident in their skills will start skipping class from the first class, preparing to give the new teacher a little trouble. The small Beiliang was shocked.

"There are not many people."

Looking at the unfamiliar faces in the audience, Zhuge Qingfeng calmly put down the roll call.

"Master Zhuge, do you want to name me?"

A well-behaved female student asked.

"Too much trouble."

Zhuge Qingqin walked to the window and raised his head, as if looking at the clouds outside the window.

Ok?
The students in the audience were stunned. Some of them were paid to teach, some were ready to use spiritual methods to change their voices, and some had unique skills that could imitate various sounds.But what they didn't expect was...
No roll call?

Is this teacher a loser?
Seeing the woman wearing a white robe of a master, leaning against the window thoughtfully, these students secretly sighed that the master's appearance was as beautiful as a fairy, and they were a little confused, wondering what she was doing.

"Okay, Zhao Ji, Sun Zi, Mao Jie, Zhu Zhiqi, Tan Guangxun, Tian Kerong, Miao Minyue, the credits of these students will be reduced by one. If they are still absent next time, they will be reduced by two."

After returning to the lectern, Zhuge Qing announced calmly.

Suddenly, the entire class fell into a deathly silence.

"Master, Sun Zi has gone to the toilet. He will be back soon."

At this time, a kind-faced boy raised his hand and quickly said to Zhuge Qing.

"There is no toilet on the second floor of Huayun Building."

Zhuge Qing glanced at the boy and said one sentence that made him sweat.

"Introduce yourself."

Sighing, Zhuge Qing casually looked around for a while, and the name condensed by the immortal energy appeared in front of everyone's eyes.She looked at the bewildered students and said:

"My name is Zhuge Qing, and I am a young Taoist priest from the Zhengdao School of Longhu Mountain. I have no other merits but am good at divination, so I don't call my name in class."

"I can do the math myself."

These five simple words broke down the psychological defenses of all those who were lucky.

There is no way, technical skills are useless in front of the idiots.You said you could imitate the voice and she could tell fortunes.You say you can come and go as you please, but she can do the math.You said that you have the art of linking and linking, which allows students to cooperate seamlessly and unite to make it easy to skip classes.

She can do the math.

"Taoist Zhuge is so awesome."

Yun Baibai on the side looked at Zhuge Qing, who was calm and confident on the stage, with bright eyes full of reverence.

"really."

Nodding, Zhou Li agreed: "I can only think of one way to skip class. As expected of a Taoist priest."

"what?"

Yun Baibai was shocked, "Master Zhou, can you skip class? The Taoist Master can count on it."

"Ah."

Zhou Li sneered, looked at Zhuge Qing who was playing with the photo stone on the stage, and whispered: "There is a way to skip class. Even if the other party knows that you are skipping class, they can't crack it. This is an aboveboard conspiracy."

"any solution!?"

Yun Baibai was in awe. Although as a good student she didn't want to skip class, she was still curious about how Zhou Li could skip class under such a powerful divination method of Taoist Zhuge Qing.

"Although my body is here, my soul has skipped classes."

Zhou Li's eyes widened, and then gradually became empty.

"This is the soul's truant method. No one can break it, no one can solve it."

Isn't this just being in a daze? !

Yun Baibai was a little dumbfounded, and then she saw Tang Wan on the other side of her, as if a switch had been pressed, and he fell into an out-of-body state at the same time as Zhou Li.

"Okay, next I will explain to you the basic uses of the image stone."

Zhuge Qing's ears suddenly moved on the stage, and then she "accidentally" touched the image stone.

In the light curtain, a magnificent tall building looks like a fairyland under the moon.At the top of the tall building, a perverted man wearing a strange red hood and tights was lying by the window, laughing like a maniac.

what is this?
Just when all the students were confused, in an inconspicuous corner, Zhou Li was sitting straighter than a primary school student, with his hands behind his back, looking like a good boy that was disgusting.

The same happened to Tang Wan on the side. She was lifted up by Zhou Li and her head came out from under the table.

The two are extremely pious, and there is only sincerity in their clear and stupid eyes.

I kneel down for you.

Don't let it go.

I beg you. (End of chapter)