Bring some shock to the world of cultivating immortals

"Damn it, I'm going to throw the whole fucking pot off the Nanjing canteen."

Zhou Li was sitting cross-legged on the bed, with his horse and sword in a very arrogant posture, and he did not forget to brag about his past glory:

"If you insist on pretending to me, you say that the master of Nanjing is the master, and the food in the cafeteria is something I, a bumpkin from Beiliang, have never seen before. I rushed into the cafeteria and smashed their broken pot, which was a big mistake for those Nanjing masters. I was so angry that a dozen people wanted to beat me up and chased me for more than ten miles. Was it useful? It was useless! I walked them like a dog! After running for dozens of miles, they all collapsed on the ground like dead dogs. My face Not even red!"

"What a cow."

Tang Wan also sat cross-legged on his bed, exposing his white and tender calves, with bright eyes, "Did you hit them in the end?"

"No ah."

Zhou Li was stunned for a moment and said matter-of-factly: "What the hell, I'm going to beat up ten people by myself? Do you really think my substitute messenger is Ye Wen?"

"what."

Tang Wan paused his little head like a huh cat, and said blankly: "Then the last...?"

"Of course it's a bloodless battle."

Shaking his head, Zhou Li said proudly: "I successfully used my superb cooking skills to teach these locals a lesson. When I left, they had tears in their eyes. They couldn't blame themselves. They all regretted that they went crazy in the first place. It seems like he wants to keep me."

"speak English."

Tang Wan said expressionlessly.

"I was forced to work as a cook in the canteen for a month and on the last day I picked up nine bags of rice, thirty kilograms of pork, thirteen ducks, ten chickens and two bags of salt. They chased me all the way to Taiying."

Zhou Li responded expressionlessly: "Who allowed these locals to mock us bumpkins who have never seen the world? They say they have come and left before leaving. They themselves said they should take some before leaving, but they are still not happy when I take it." , and even insulted the students of Taiying Taixue who have no quality at all.”

"Wait a minute, Taiying Taixue?"

Tang Wan keenly grasped the key points.

"hold head high."

Zhou Li nodded and said matter-of-factly: "What else?"

"So you went to Nanjing Taixue for a month and packed a cart full of food, and then passed the blame to Taiying Taixue?"

Tang Wan asked curiously.

"Oh, you don't understand."

Zhou Li turned around, lay on the bed, looked at the cracked ceiling, stretched out his hand, and fisted hard.

"What you fought for, God can't take away."

"The rice I picked up is so delicious."

"Oh, it's so hard for me to let you face such a good thing alone."

Sighing, Tang Wan said regretfully: "If I hadn't been dragged to participate in the Three-City Pharmacology Competition, I would have gone with you."

"Ah, it's not like I have to face that alone."

Zhou Li, who was lying on the bed, scratched his chest, thought for a while and said: "At that time, I also met a little kid who was a beginner, and his personality was quite compatible. We worked together for a month. Thinking about it now, at that time, I was just trying to escape from Nanjing. Cheng, I didn’t even say hello properly, which is a pity.”

"Let's look for it next time I go there."

Tang Wan held the candy in his mouth and said incoherently: "Just think of it as a stroll. It just so happens that I have to pass through Nanjing when I return to Tangmen."

"Whether a new kid can recognize it now is another matter."

Zhou Li smiled and waved his hands, his expression was very free and easy.

"You didn't even ask for his name, did you?"

"I left my name."

"So you asked?"

"My name is Zhou Li."

"Have you asked?"

"Zhou Li."

"ask?"

"die."

"it is good."

Soon, Tang Wan finished washing and lay down on the bed, while Zhou Li also blew out the oil lamp, covered himself with a quilt, and lay down peacefully.

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"wrong."

Zhou Li suddenly woke up with a start.

"What? Did you remember the other person's name?"

Tang Wan on the side opened his eyes and asked in a daze. "Before farewell..."

Zhou Li gritted his teeth and said in a deep voice: "That brat made my favorite clothes dirty with snot. No, I can't swallow this breath."

"You might as well die soon."

Tang Wan lay flat on the bed and said desperately: "This kid has been miserable for eight lifetimes to know you."

"No, I must find him out next time I go to Nanjing and make him apologize to me severely!"

In extreme anger, Zhou Li fell asleep angrily.Tang Guan on the side was surprised to find that Zhou Li interrupted him.

I can't sleep.

The next day, with a comfortable laziness, Zhou Li sat up straight from the bed, ready to start a beautiful day.

Then he saw Tang Wan sitting on the bed thinking about it.

"You want a sun wall?"

Zhou Li hesitated and said: "No, you are the one who is being blocked."

"Go away."

Tang Wan turned his head and said with a sad face: "If you hadn't suddenly interrupted me, I would have fallen asleep."

"My mine."

Taking the blame without any pressure, Zhou Li changed his clothes and shoes, tied his belt and asked Tang Wan without raising his head:

"Today is your day off, right?"

"hold head high."

Only then did Tang Wan realize that today was his day off, and then he turned around and lay on the bed with a peaceful and happy smile.He waved his little hand like a flag and said in a daze: "Then leave quickly, I'm going to sleep."

"The Sleeping Bull Demon."

Zhou Li directly picked up Tang Wan and said cheerfully: "I'm going back to Beiliang with my buddy today. There's something good going on."

"I just want to die in my dream."

Tang Wan hung his limbs feebly, his body limp, and said feebly: "Can you please spare me?"

"That won't work."

With Tang Wan between his arms, Zhou Li pushed open the utility room door and walked out of the dormitory under the surprised gazes of others.

"There are some activities today."

Tang Wan was too lazy to flutter because he couldn't resist Zhou Li anyway.She simply closed her eyes, her brain shut down, and she fell asleep peacefully while swaying.

"Morning."

On the way to the canteen, Zhou Li met Yun Baibai. He said hello first, then his eyes fell on the angry black-haired girl beside him, and asked curiously: "Who is this?"

"Seo Hyun."

With a bright smile, Yun Baibai took Xu Xuan's hand and waved it as if greeting Zhou Li, "My dormitory roommate is also our classmate."

"I've heard of you for a long time. Hello, classmate Xu."

Zhou Li looked at the girl named Xu Xuan with great interest. From Master Li's mouth, he learned that if there was anyone in the Li Zi class who could compare with Yun Baibai, it was Xu Xuan.Yun Baibai relies on her personal charm, while Xu Xuan relies on her mysterious and mysterious abilities.

The method of fortune-telling.

"Hello."

Xu Xuan glanced at Zhou Li and said hello reluctantly.

"What are you going to do, Mr. Zhou?"

Yun Baibai looked at the strange combination of Zhou Li and Tang Wan and asked curiously.

"what."

Zhou Li threw Tang Wan aside, pretending not to hear the insult, and said cheerfully: "Go to the teahouse."

"Ah, Mr. Zhou, does he still know about tea?"

Yun Baibai was a little surprised.

"Do not."

Zhou Li shook his head and said inscrutably: "I don't know much about tea ceremony."

"I know a little bit about the maid."

"Huh?" (End of this chapter)