Bring some shock to the world of cultivating immortals

"We still need to find two students."

Squatting on the bed, Zhou Li looked at the battle-tested wooden door in the utility room and fell into deep thought.

Tang Wan opened the door and saw Zhou Li squatting on the bed with a constipated look. He closed the door, rubbed his eyes and then opened the door.

Opened wrongly, open again.

Opening the door again, Tang Wan fell into deep thought while facing Zhou Li, who was standing upside down with his back to her.

"Are you going to die?"

Tang Wan asked bluntly.

"I'm deep in thought."

Zhou Li turned over, sat back on the bed, took on the posture of a meditator, and said in a deep voice: "Where do you think I can trick two students with superior martial arts and no evil intentions towards me to go to Beijing to cheat?"

"In a dream."

Tang Wan answered decisively.

"Oh, I knew it."

Zhou Li lay weakly on the bed, with his arms hanging out, and said feebly: "There is no way, the number of people for exchange and study is five people, this is a dead rule. But if you just drag two passers-by along, what if you can't keep up? There's something wrong with my rhythm, what should I do with my conscience that has nowhere to rest?"

"You still have a conscience?"

Tang Wan took off his long coat and exclaimed, "You are so thick-skinned."

"I'll beat you up."

Zhou Li's voice was very calm.

"bring it on."

Opening his arms, the inner lining was clean and white, vaguely revealing the girl's warm and crystal clear skin. Tang Wan had no scruples and said, "Try to be as gentle as possible."

"Don't make me look like a perverted pervert targeting young girls!!!"

Zhou Li pounded the bed hard and said sadly and angrily.

"It's okay, it's all the same."

Casually kicking aside the embroidered red stockings, his round and crystal-clear toes hooked up the rope of the wooden clogs, and deftly put them on his feet. Tang Wan half-slumped on the bed, groaned comfortably, and then said leisurely: "They are all perverts." , it makes no difference whether they are classified or not.”

"Hurry up and help me find a candidate."

Zhou Li pinched his teeth and urged: "Smart, sensible, listen to my words, and strong. With these requirements, hurry up and find a candidate for me."

"I'm here to go to school, not to be a bastard in the wishing well and realize your incredible dream. Can you be sensible? Where can I find someone who is smart, sensible, and listens to you, who is capable? Can I do it?”

Pointing at himself, Tang Wan smiled angrily.

Then she froze for a moment.

Alas, I seem to meet the requirements.

That’s not right, I was going there in the first place.

Damn it, I seem to have been brainwashed by Zhou Li.Wait, does this count?

Ignoring Tang Wan who was pondering whether he was being raped by KFC, Zhou Li suddenly fell into deep thought.After a while, he raised his head, looked at Tang Wan, and said hesitantly: "It seems... there really is one."

"what?"

Tang Wan came to his senses and was stunned.

"Exchange student in Beijing?"

In the cafeteria, Yun Baibai looked at Zhou Li with his head lowered, a little surprised: "Me?"

"It's only about ten days. You don't have to do anything. Just treat it as a trip at public expense."

Zhou Li sat upright, his head almost buried in the rice.Tang Wan on the side lowered his head even more horribly and had already started eating.

"exchange···"

When Yun Baibai heard these two words, his expression was a little dazed, as if he was missing something.Her eyes fell on Zhou Li, and she asked with a chuckle: "Has Mr. Zhou been an exchange student before?"

Zhou Li had told Yun Baibai about his identity before, so Yun Baibai knew that Zhou Li was one of the legendary Three Sword Tombs in Beiliang and the namer of Li Zi Class.Zhou Li didn't think much, nodded and said:

"I went to Nanjing once before as an exchange student."

Zhou Li poked at the rice grains in the rice and sighed: "Nanjing's duck blood vermicelli soup and salted duck are so delicious." "Hmm... are there any more?"

Yun Baibai tilted his head and asked pretending to be curious: "Have you not encountered anything interesting in Nanjing?"

"of course."

Zhou Li said matter-of-factly: "The people in Nanjing are also very interesting."

"Oh?"

Yun Baibai looked at Zhou Li expectantly, with a faint smile on his face.

"I immediately threw the blame on the Nanjing Taixue canteen."

Zhou Li was sitting on a stool in the cafeteria, with a very arrogant posture on his horse and a sword, bragging about his past glory:

"If you insist on pretending to me, you say that the master of Nanjing is the master, and the food in the cafeteria is something I, a bumpkin from Beiliang, have never seen before. I rushed into the cafeteria and smashed their broken pot, which was a big mistake for those Nanjing masters. I was so angry that a dozen people wanted to beat me up and chased me for more than ten miles. Was it useful? It was useless! I walked them like a dog! After running for dozens of miles, they all collapsed on the ground like dead dogs. My face Not even red!"

"Later, these guys were chased for ten miles by me alone. They hid under the bridge and didn't dare to come out. When I yelled, the guard dogs in Nanjing would tremble. Let me tell you, Nanjing Taixue is not good at it. We are here Beiliang Taixue has a lot of activities, the food is delicious, and everyone talks nicely, but it is better than Nanjing Taixue.”

Zhou Li's blows were all over the place, and his voice and appearance were both stern and sensational.The smile on Yun Baibai's face gradually became stiff.

"Ah...ah."

Yun Baibai clenched his little fists under the table and asked unwillingly: "Master Zhou...haven't you met any other interesting people in Nanjing?"

"Ah, yes."

Zhou Li nodded and spoke without hesitation: "I met a medicine seller in the southern border before. When we were chatting, we met a beggar. I had nothing in my pocket at the time, so the medicine seller gave the beggar a bottle. Jianweixiaoshi Wan, he was later arrested by the government and accused of murder."

"That counts?"

Tang Wan said in horror: "Then if I give you the aphrodisiac, won't it cause irreparable damage to your spirit?"

"court death!"

Zhou Li pinched Tang Wan's face, intending to eat all the rice in her bowl in front of her.

So cruel.

Yun Baibai sat there blankly. She looked at Zhou Li with a sense of loss in her eyes.His fingers circled around slightly, as if his thoughts were a little low.But she didn't show it, she just nodded and said softly:
"Mr. Zhou, I promise you."

"Okay, okay, I'll let Tang Wan kowtow to you."

Zhou Li held down Tang Wan's head and tried to activate his substitute to kowtow.Tang Wan would rather die than obey, hanging half a chicken leg in his mouth and shaking his hair, like a little lion with fried hair.

The two were fooling around as usual, and Yun Baibai was stirring the persimmon soup in the bowl, looking a little absent-minded.Zhu Qianyun noticed something was wrong with Yun Baibai, but he didn't know why, so he could only act as an outsider in confusion.

Soon, several people finished their breakfast and were ready to go to the classroom to start a new day of classes.On the tree-lined path, Zhou Li and Tang Wan tried to recreate Ip Man's famous scene of beating ten.Zhou Li is responsible for playing Ip Man, and Tang Wan is responsible for changing the name to Ten.Just when a few people were curious about who Ye Wen was, Zhou Li suddenly thought of something and stopped where he was, thoughtfully.

"Oh, but don't say it."

Zhou Li scratched his head, as if he had thought of something, and smiled involuntarily: "I did meet a very interesting child in Nanjing at that time. We always got together at noon, and I even ate several pieces of his meat."

"No, this is child robbery."

Tang Wan was shocked and said: "Are you really robbing children of candy? Aren't you afraid of being punished by God?"

"You know shit."

Zhou Li snorted coldly and said proudly: "What I robbed, God can't take it away from me."

"Besides, he rubbed snot all over me when we were saying goodbye. The child will die and die. Next time I see him, I must give him a lesson and ask him to give me a piece of clothing."

Zhou Li clenched his fists and said angrily.

Yun Baibai's hand holding the hem of her clothes slowly loosened, and she stared blankly at the young man standing under the shade of the tree with his hands behind his back. There was a faint sparkle in her eyes, and a Luoshui-like smile appeared on her face involuntarily.

A piece of clothing...
This is not enough to pay off the debt.

On the canopy of the tree, the black cat, also known as Dark Clouds and Snow, yawned lazily. It lowered its eyes slightly, its golden vertical pupils full of mysterious thin lines, and on its white paws, there was a A faint cyan thin line.

"Is this a friendship line?"

A cold and ethereal voice sounded from the side, the golden vertical pupils suddenly condensed, and the cat's fur exploded.The moment the mysterious characters appeared on the black cat's body, the woman suspended in mid-air leaned down and gently took the black cat into her arms.

Can't move, can't move at all.

The fate of the black cat was firmly locked in the woman's soft and fragrant arms. It had no chance of struggling, and only instinctive fear remained in its golden eyes.

Soft and cold fingers gently stroked its hair, and Zhuge Qing lowered his head with a faint smile. (End of chapter)