Bring some shock to the world of cultivating immortals

Chapter 3 Where Are My Clothes?

Looking at the seven seeds of different colors in front of him, Zhou Li fell into deep thought.

Okay, I knew that Jie Se, an old prostitute, had a tough job, and even snake spirits could do it.

Zhou Li, who didn't dare to think about the reason in detail, clicked his tongue, threw the seeds into the cloth bag in disgust and put it in his arms.He glanced at the exquisite snake skins and a pile of valuable evil soul jade left on the ground, picked out the evil soul jade with the word "Explanation" engraved on it, and turned around to leave.

Don't stay here for long.

Three or four minutes had passed since the battle ended, and Zhou Li knew that he could not stay here now.Zhou Li didn't choose to go downstairs. Although the battle just now was only in the blink of an eye, the commotion was not small at all.The owner behind the magnificent building will definitely not let himself go.

The most important thing is that Zhou Li just saw the other three [Lines of Fate] and learned that there was a commander of the Jin Yiwei, an idiot from the Epileptic Fire Sect, and another one who appeared out of nowhere to look for them near the entire grand building. Katsura Daoko, a disabled medicine boy, if he went out directly from the front door, those three lines of fate would have to be stuffed into his mouth and he would not be able to escape even if he wanted to.

Not choosing the fate line does not mean that fate will not happen.Once the fate line is chosen, the fate will definitely happen. This is the law of the Bafang Destiny Workshop that Zhou Li found out after ten years of exploration.

Of course, while others can only passively accept their fate, Zhou Li can know in advance what fate will happen through the Bafang Fate Workshop, and then deliberately avoid those unfriendly fates - such as becoming a eunuch in Dongchang.

Pinch?

Zhou Li was a little sad and angry for a while, if he hadn't chosen the [Jinyi Night Journey] fate line and would have been transferred to Dongchang as a new civil servant, he would have chosen this fate line.

Although Jin Yiwei is affectionately called the emperor's lackey by everyone, this position allows him to be exposed to more fun events all day long, and he can watch the excitement in person.Unfortunately, this way doesn't work...
Of course, Dongchang can't do it, really can't.

"Quick, get upstairs!"

Just as Zhou Li was about to push open the door of Nuanxiang Pavilion, he heard hurried footsteps from downstairs.With a little thought, you can figure it out clearly. This snake spirit must have been kept in this magnificent building by a powerful person. Otherwise, this magnificent building would not have been able to operate for such a long time. After all, the government and the Jin Yiwei are not fools.Therefore, Zhou Li had already made preparations to escape with one blow.

Zhou Li counted with his fingers, raised his head and looked at the setting sun in the sky, knowing that it was almost time.He lowered his head slightly and seemed to be mumbling something.

five, four, three, two...

A director once said that the pistol that appears in the first scene will definitely have its trigger pulled in a certain scene.

So, do you still remember the wax pill that Zhou Li threw down in Toilet Mystery?
One.

boom! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

An explosion is a catalyst.

Dirt and dirt fly together, yellow and brown are the same color as the setting sun.

The location of the toilet happened to be facing the stairs. Perhaps Zhou Li never thought that everything would be such a coincidence. By chance, he accidentally bumped into it and carried out the fixed-point blasting.

When the group of gangsters with steel knives in their hands stepped onto the intersection between the third and fourth floors, their world was painted in yellow and brown.

For a moment, screams, howls, and mournful sounds resounded throughout the magnificent building. The screams and screams of these people seemed to have reached a limit. The hysterical pain made the fleeing guests stop and sigh. Feeling how painful it is to make such a heart-piercing sound.

But when the horrible smell spread out, everyone immediately took vigorous steps, sprinting away to the outside of the magnificent building at the fastest speed in their lives.

At this time, the magnificent building was a scene from hell. A group of strong men rushed up, roaring and struggling with each other. Even if they had to climb, they had to climb to the sixth floor to express their anguish to Zhou Li, the man behind the scenes.

Out of curiosity, Zhou Li opened the door to the side, and saw the terrifying scene of those strong men with the breath of purgatory stumbling towards him with blood and tears.

No, I must run!

Zhou Li's pupils tightened, and without any hesitation, he kicked the door shut and bolted it to death, not caring about the half-dead snake demon on the ground.He broke the wooden window with one punch, supported it with both hands, and climbed directly onto the window sill, then climbed to the higher pavilion with a strong and vigorous posture.

After opening a bolted iron window, Zhou Li grabbed the eaves with one hand and with a little force, he turned over and landed on the top of the hilltop of Hongwei Building.

At this time, there was no one downstairs in the grand hall. Even the madam and the turtle man who were soliciting customers had long disappeared. Even the spectators who were never late on weekdays were not left alone.Only the purgatory-like scenery and heroic roars in the corridor reminded Zhou Li that if he didn't run away, the rest of his life would be over.

Thinking of his eldest sister's condition, Zhou Li sighed involuntarily.

Ignoring the thought of continuing to squat here and think, Zhou Li stood up straight, with the pointed tip of the curved eaves pointing towards the moon. The cold wind was not abating on the towering building. Ordinary people at this height could not even stand up straight.

However, Zhou Li stepped forward as if walking on flat ground, stepping on the empty air.

Call ~
A faint sound like feathers blowing in the wind sounded in the air, and a hazel-brown bird with black eyes drew a graceful arc, hiding in the afterglow of dusk.

"Ok?"

In the grand building, the man in brocade robe standing in the center of the lobby seemed to sense something. He raised his head and looked at the bird figure that disappeared in the sky. The man touched his stubble-covered chin, narrowed his eyes, Thoughtfully, he patted the long knife on his waist lightly.

The brown bird flying in the sky at this time is Zhou Li on the roof just now, and the reason why he was able to turn into a bird and escape from the Hongwei Building is all due to the reward of a chaotic fate line that he had cleared before—the Vermillion Ball of All Souls.

Legend has it that the Vermillion Ball of All Souls was created by the ancient beast master [Zhi], and each vermilion ball contains a magical spirit beast. As long as it is approved by the spirit beast, it can control the other party or transform into a beast form.And in Zhou Li's hand, the Vermilion Ball of All Souls contains a bird spirit beast named "Bi Diao".

Feeling that the spiritual energy in his body was about to be exhausted, Zhou Li, who had already flown out of the city, observed his surroundings, flapped his wings twice and slowly landed in an open space.After a flash of red light, a naked Zhou Li appeared on the wasteland holding a red sphere.

?

Feeling the naked coldness on his body, Zhou Li was shocked. He subconsciously wanted to cover his chest first, but then realized something was wrong and covered his lower part.Then he remembered that this place was an uninhabited wilderness, and he immediately felt magnanimous like a gentleman and a humble person, calmly preparing to find his clothes from his All-spirited Vermilion Ball.

Where are my clothes?

Zhou Li squatted on the ground, looking at Bi Diao tearing something in the Wanling Zhu Ball, and fell into deep thought for a while.

As a modern person who has traveled back to ancient times, Zhou Li’s thinking may be more avant-garde. For example, he can accept girls wearing white silk stockings from the Western Regions, and he can also accept white sugar in spicy soup, but he feels that walking 180 miles naked This kind of thing is probably not acceptable.

After estimating the strength gap between himself and Bi Diao, and thinking about how much effort he had put into raising Bi Diao before he could transform into the other person, Zhou Li gritted his teeth and closed the Ten Thousand Spirits Zhu Sphere, choosing to swallow his anger.

As a monk in the Qi training stage, the spiritual energy in his body could not support his continuous transformation into Bi Diao. Therefore, a desperate situation that Zhou Li had never imagined appeared in front of him.

He wanted to be an arrogant performer and return to Beiliang City. He would go to the market with the largest flow of people naked and risk being sent to a prison cell to buy a set of clothes.Still with his naked body, he ran wildly for 180 miles and returned to Shangjing City to embarrass himself for a lifetime.

No, why both options are social death.

Zhou Li scratched his hair. He began to wonder if this incident was God's punishment for him to have fun every day and let him be the fun himself.However, just when he was worrying about what to do, a burst of laughter suddenly came from not far away.

Hearing the sound, Zhou Li hurriedly hid in the grass beside him, and looked around.On the trail not far away, a few students in bachelor's robes were walking on the uneven dirt road. They seemed to be talking about something interesting, and their childish faces were full of smiles.

Behind them, a petite snow-haired girl lifted her skirt and kicked the stones on the road with her head lowered. Her bored appearance was incompatible with those students.

A student from Taixue University...

Zhou Li knew the other party's identity by looking at his clothes. As an intellectual who had attended "Tai Xuexue" for a period of time, Zhou Li still had a certain fondness for these students.

After all, if it weren't for these rich buddies from Taixue Institute who often came to him to buy exam answers, my sister's medicine money might have been cut off for a long time.

Beginner's Academy, Middle School, Zongxue, Taixue, what else are there...
While Zhou Li was waiting boredly in the grass for the students to leave, he heard a faint whistle not far away.

yu~~~
Just as he turned his head to look at the source of the whistle, a rush of horse trampling suddenly sounded from the woods nearby. In an instant, six tall horses gathered together and surrounded the frightened students.

His head is wrapped in a yellow scarf, his waist is wrapped in green cloth, he has a crisp whistle in his mouth and a steel knife in his hand.

How could there be horse bandits here?

Zhou Li was stunned when he saw the clothes of these horsemen. He didn't expect that horse bandits, which had always been rampant in southern cities, would appear in places like Beiliang.And judging from the posture, it seems that they have been prepared for a long time, even the carriage with the cage is ready.

"Three of you stand in a row and squat for me!"

Just as Zhou Li, who was naked and motionless in the grass, was secretly observing, the leader of the horse bandits shook his sword, and his rough voice was frightening.

"The Yellow Turban will not kill scholars. Don't struggle or be careful. Just follow us and I'll make sure you go home in one piece. But if you don't listen to my advice..."

The long knife shook, and a chilling sword light directly shattered the earth bag on the ground beside it.Facing the students who were too frightened by the light of the sword to move, the bandit leader was very satisfied with the effect. He nodded and said coldly: "Then don't blame me for being ruthless with my sword."

The spiritual energy is released, and it seems that he is a swordsman in the energy refining stage.

Zhou Li, who was squatting naked in the grass, touched the soil in front of him that had been split open with a knife, and he made up his mind.Although if the knife just missed by three inches, Zhou Li could skip the cleansing process and go directly to work in Dongchang, Zhou Li did not panic too much, but silently calculated the opponent's strength.

The cultivation system in this world is rather chaotic, with many systems.In the Ming Dynasty, apart from the dragon and tiger qi conferred by the imperial court, most of them were spirit qi masters who practiced ling qi.

The level classification of spiritual energy masters is very simple. There are nine levels in total, which are divided according to a person's affinity for spiritual energy and ability to control it.The leader of the horse bandits in front of him, who can release sword Qi but has no "spirit", is a third-level Qi refining stage.

So, what should I do?
Zhou Li fell into deep thought for a while as he watched the students from Taixue Academy being gradually surrounded and finally surrendered, all bound by ropes.

Of course, it can be saved. Although Zhou Li himself is also a monk at the third level of Qi refining stage, with Bi Diao and the Poison Scripture he has practiced, he still has the power to fight.

But the problem is, if he suddenly appeared in such avant-garde attire, he seriously doubted that his image of walking a bird in the wilderness would be considered a pervert by the students, which would seriously affect his reputation.

It's normal not to save, after all, his official status has long since disappeared, so he has no obligation to draw his sword to help.

But according to Zhou Li's estimation, if he misses this opportunity, he may have to start the fate line of walking a bird for a hundred miles and walking a bird in the city.Therefore, I had to find a way to take off a set of bandit clothes.

Then compromise it.

Seeing that the horse bandits threw the students into the carriage beside them without any intention of killing them, Zhou Li, who was crouching in the grass, suddenly had a plan.

The Vermilion Ball of All Souls was gently opened, and a light brown flying bird appeared from it, with yellow and red front feathers very elegant.After spitting aside the pieces of Zhou Li's clothes in disgust, Bi Diao glanced at the naked Zhou Li, nodded as if satisfied, then shot straight into the sky and disappeared into the clouds.

In the open wilderness, the setting sun, the manic wind, the galloping horse bandits, the students who were tied up and thrown in the carriage crying secretly, the snow-haired girl with a expressionless face who didn't seem to care about her current situation.

There is also a man crawling on the side with no trace of his hair.

(End of this chapter)