Bring some shock to the world of cultivating immortals

Chapter 303 I was born with smiling lips
"I saw that man was arrogant and domineering. He stepped on the old bustard and punched the turtle father. He also threatened to blow up the toilet if he didn't let him prostitute for nothing. The old bustard begged for mercy, but he was holding his hands up and down, left and right, front and back. He even explored the old bustard all over with his hands."

"The madam dared not speak out in anger, so she could only beg for mercy again and again, saying that she would dedicate her best girl's beauty to this thief."

After Xingmu hit him like this, Mr. Shu in the teahouse suddenly became excited, "That spring beauty is a great beauty that is famous for going to Beijing. Who among the thirteen cities in the North Ring doesn't know about the spring beauty? Normally, it would be difficult for dignitaries to even see the spring beauty. It's like ascending to the sky, and when the thief heard this, he immediately became like a wolf and a tiger, and quickly ordered the old bustard to invite Chunse out quickly."

At this time, the audience in the audience were filled with indignation, saying that this thief was really shameless, and he could get such a stunning woman for free.The teahouse storyteller smiled calmly and continued:
"Miss Chunse has a strong temperament. When she learned that the madam was going to commit her life to a thief, Chunse was furious, but she had to compromise for the sake of Hongwei Mansion and agreed. The thief kicked down the door of the boudoir. After seeing the spring scenery, his bestiality aroused, and he wanted to directly pick up his gun and mount his horse."

After sighing, the storyteller in the teahouse continued: "Na Chunse saw that the thief was tall and thick, with strong arms and round waist, and a face full of flesh, just like the wild boar demon, and he suddenly felt desperate."

click.

A crisp voice sounded, and the storyteller looked over subconsciously.I saw a handsome young man sitting on a chair outside the podium, looking at me with gritted teeth, and the broken armrest of the chair in his hand.

Is this boy also the suitor of Chun Se from before?
After thinking about it, the storyteller decided not to elaborate on the paid plot behind it.He cleared his throat and said: "Chunse is also a strange woman. Seeing that her appearance was too different from ordinary people, she made up her mind to die to make her ambition clear. Once Chunse died, the thief would naturally not let it go. In anger, this The thieves actually set fire to the grand building, even, even..."

Clapping his hands, the storyteller lamented:

"They even blew up the toilet in Hongwei Building!"

Immediately, the audience in the audience started talking and strongly condemned this shameless, obscene and inhumane behavior.Some people even began to ask with righteous indignation why the villain was not captured so that he could avenge Chun Se.

Seeing that his words aroused everyone's thoughts, the storyteller smiled and did not continue. Instead, he stroked his long beard, squinted his eyes, and said nothing.The audience also reacted and directly threw the coins and broken silver in their hands into the waiter's hand.After a while, the small mountain of money reactivated the storyteller.

"Wow, how vicious!"

In the audience, a pretty and lovely white-haired girl gloated: "It's been eight lifetimes for this grand building to meet such a person."

"Yeah yeah."

The tall and heroic woman nodded and echoed the words of the girl in her arms.

"Old Zhou, why don't you smile?"

Turning his head, Tang Wan asked innocently: "Are you not born to laugh?"

Zhou Li, who had already crushed both armrests of the chair, gritted his teeth and said nothing. He just stared at the storyteller on the stage who began to tell the story of "The Jin Yiwei Thousand Households vs. the Toilet Bomber Behind the Beiliang", trying to kill him with his eyes. other side.

"I'm so..."

Zhou Li experienced for the first time what it means to master public opinion and master the truth. No matter how much he wanted to take advantage of it, he never expected that in order to cover up what he had done in Hongwei Building, Bai Hong started a public opinion war and stigmatized Zhou Li's behavior at that time. .

Although there is not much stigma attached to it.

"fart."

Zhou Li couldn't bear it any longer and said angrily in a low voice: "I'm obviously very handsome, so why am I so big and round like a wild boar spirit reincarnated?"

"Huh? Did you really do it?!"

Tang Wan was shocked, "I was joking."

"Huh? Is there a problem with just the physical description?"

Zhu Qianyun was stunned for a moment. She did not expect that Zhou Li would choose to defend his physical description among a series of behaviors that were outrageous for both humans and gods, such as "crazy profiteering, trying to get prostitutes for nothing, being arrogant and domineering, blowing up toilets, demolishing buildings to vent his anger".

Apart from the description of the feelings, everything else is true!So what's the hurry? !

Tang Wan laughed out loud, patted Zhou Li on the shoulder, and said with emotion: "It doesn't matter, you can't use such a thing as reputation. There isn't much in the first place, and if it's gone, it'll be gone. Anyway, Ming Dynasty has a vast territory, so it's really If not, come and live with me in Tang Clan."

"Later, under the investigation of Jin Yiwei, we got some clues about the identity of this villain."

Covering his mouth with his hands, and pretending to whisper a secret, the storyteller said mysteriously: "Today you are all here to support me, I have the courage to tell you a message. I also ask you to listen and please don't spread it out. This is an exclusive secret. "

Tang Wan suddenly became interested, his beautiful eyes were looking forward to it, and the smile on his face became thicker.

"This villain, I heard, I just heard..."

After arousing everyone's interest, the storyteller did not show off and said in a deep voice:
"He is the young master of Tang Clan in Shu, Tang Cen!"

Tang Wan's smile froze.

"I was born with smiling lips."

After rubbing the white-haired girl's dog head a few times, Zhou Li turned his attack and said with a smile: "Buddha will forgive me."

Tang Wan was silent.

"Okay, that's all for today's book."

The storyteller put away the teacup, which meant that today's program was over.It was already late at night, and the surrounding audience did not force the other party to continue speaking for another two paragraphs.Soon, only Zhou Li's trio and one cat were left in the grand building, as well as the storyteller who was packing his things on the stage.

"My guest, why are you still not leaving yet?"

The storyteller pulled off the long beard on his face with a smile and put it aside, revealing a young face.

"Ugh."

Sighing, Zhou Li scratched his head, and the black cat swayed following his movements.He looked at Guo Lingyun in front of him who had taken off his regular clothes, revealing black and red brocade clothes, kicked the embroidered spring knife into his hand, and said:

"Lao Guo, you know, I am a kind-hearted person and generally I will not show mercy."

"Old Guo?"

Guo Lingyun scratched his head. His white hair made him look a little weird.He looked at Zhou Li and others in the audience with a little doubt in his eyes, but more of a kind of indifference.

"Maybe my last name was Guo before."

He shook his head, his eyes glowed with a strange cyan light, and a smile appeared on his face.

The smile is fake, and the skin does not move.The Xiuchundao in his hand vibrated slightly, and Guo Lingyun took out the hard bow from behind.The lobby of the grand building gradually lost its luster, the original magnificent decoration gradually dissipated, and the ruins of the past once again returned to the eyes of the public.

"However, now I have understood the true meaning of the world and have sublimated into an existence that you mortals cannot imagine."

Drawing the bow and vibrating the string, Guo Lingyun looked arrogant and proudly shouted to the people in the audience:

“I am Mrs. White Snake’s dog!!!”

what?
(End of this chapter)