Bring some shock to the world of cultivating immortals

Get up, don't kneel.

Five simple words, inspiring and powerful.

These five simple words are touching and uplifting.

Just five simple words, OK.

Five words really works!

OK, mom.

With a ferocious expression, heavy knees, and even his sphincter exerting force, Magistrate Liu at this time just wanted to break the shackles of the world, break people's strange eyes, kneel out like a tiger and a tiger, knee down into something earth-shattering, knee down into something of his own Dog life.

But he wouldn't let this sword tomb appear out of nowhere! ! !

His arms were firmly grasped, and the young man in front of him looked at him with compassion, as if there was an infinite light behind him, and there was only pure justice and fairness in his eyes. He looked at Magistrate Liu, as if he were a kind old man, and said softly but firmly:

"You are not allowed to kneel! You are not allowed to kneel in the face of an authority that can kill your entire family!"

"Your Majesty, see you for offering wine to your Majesty!"

Then, Magistrate Liu, who exploded with astonishing willpower, under Zhou Li's horrified gaze, raised his knees like a champion on parallel bars and resolutely "knelt" in mid-air.

Fuck! Is this okay?

"No gift."

Liu Gong originally planned to make this thing kneel for a day as punishment, but he never expected that in this desperate situation, this lean old man would awaken his acrobatic talent, and suddenly perform a super parallel bars king's stance.

So embarrassing.

Before Magistrate Liu could thank him, Zhou Li sighed, his original upright attitude turned into lackluster, and then he let go of his hand.

thump.

"Kneeling is really porcelain."

Tang Wan commented like this.

"But not as fast as me."

After thinking about it, Tang Wan proudly compared.

There is no need to be so proud of this.

Cen Shu smiled reluctantly on the side.

Magistrate Liu, who was kneeling on the ground, was sweating profusely. He didn't know anyone else, but the old man Liu Gong was definitely someone he couldn't afford to offend. Even though he was just a fourth-grade local official, it was because the old man Liu Gong didn't want to be a first-grade prince and tutor, so he just found a position to sit and play.

His son-in-law is the King of Han, and his wife is Empress Ma's sister. When the emperor comes, he has to call out his uncle's presence. This kind of person wants to strangle a local county magistrate like him to death, and there is no need to write a letter to the local magistrate. He can just push a wheelchair to death and no one will care.

No, someone cares. The next county magistrate will probably lick the old man's wheelchair clean.

Therefore, Magistrate Liu only felt that his life was gloomy at this time.

"What is Magistrate Liu doing by raising so many troops and bringing so many servants and disciples with him?"

Liu Gong's words were calm and his expression was normal, but every word he spoke made Magistrate Liu's heart feel like a knife and his whole body trembled.

"Xiaguan, Xiaguan, Xiaguan."

Magistrate Liu was shaking like chaff and his face was pale. His mind went blank for a moment. Just as he was preparing the words to explain, Zhou Li took out a Western watch from somewhere, twisted the spring and put it aside, and said in a rough voice:

"In thirty seconds, I can't tell you that you and Gui Daozi are in the same trap."

"Me, me, me!"

Magistrate Liu was almost crying. If he was the only one here, he could even say that he was here to shine Liu Gong's shoes. But the problem is, not only did he bring a large group of people with him, but they were all armed with large knives and dung forks, and they were so aggressive that there was no room for explanation.

how? Use a knife to circumcise or use a manure fork to pick Liu Gong's teeth?

"cry?"

Seeing Magistrate Liu's reaction, Zhou Li felt even happier for some reason. He held the Western watch and said happily under Joan of Arc's resentful gaze: "Crying counts as time!"

"I'm here to escort Mr. Liu!"

Suddenly, as if he was blessed, Magistrate Liu shouted: "When I heard that Mr. Liu was coming to Shangrao, I wanted to line up to welcome him and escort him!"

"It's a shame, your shame is one-third as good as mine." In a weird tone, Zhou Li put the Western watch back. Then he looked at Liu Gong, who was looking indifferent, and asked with a smile: "Old Liu, what should we do?"

"You solve it yourself."

Liu Gong ignored Magistrate Liu who knelt down and got into the carriage.

"Did you hear that?"

Patting Magistrate Liu's face, Zhou Li smiled even more like a villain than a villain. He looked at Magistrate Liu and said, "Magistrate Liu, you don't want to lose your job, right?"

"Why does it sound so weird?"

The black cat jumped to Tang Wan and asked with some confusion.

"Underage cats don't listen."

After thinking for a while, Tang Wan covered the black cat's ears empathetically. The black cat raised his head and looked at Tang Wan blankly, feeling a little dazed for a moment.

"I won't embarrass you either."

Zhou Li could probably tell what was going on at a glance. He was neither a vengeful person nor a villain. So he patted Magistrate Liu on the shoulder and said considerately:

"It's okay to die."

"No, no, no, sir, no!"

Magistrate Liu stammered and said repeatedly: "A small crime will not lead to death, a small crime will not lead to death! I still have some savings and some use, so you don't need it."

"just kidding."

Zhou Li grinned and said, "If I take your money, wouldn't I be extorting money? This will lead to jail time, but I don't dare."

Magistrate Liu smiled uglier than a dead man.

"It's really strange that you can become a county magistrate with your mental quality. You can learn from Li Kuan of Beiliang, who was frozen and drowned in a pit without changing his expression. Look at other people's county magistrates."

Zhou Li looked at Magistrate Liu who was sweating profusely and shivering, and said with disgust.

"Mr. Zhou, please say goodbye."

At this time, Joan of Arc said with some difficulty: "I feel the same way."

"Oh, sorry for forgetting you."

Zhou Li slapped his forehead and realized that his hell joke seemed to be somewhat universal.

"I don't want money or my life. So, why don't you take out your phone and go to the app store? Wait a minute."

Zhou Li, who almost started to joke again, stopped in time and changed his words: "I think you are also a malleable talent. In this way, let your dandy get on the carriage and go to Beiliang Taixue to tell the Beiliang Taixue Festival Liquor, he is a high-end compound talent recommended by Zhou Li, the genius of Beiliang, let him polish your young master."

After a pause, Zhou Li added kindly: "Don't forget to tell me my name. No one will bully your young master."

No.

Tang Wan yawned.

Because why bully someone if you can kill him?

"By the way, give me something by the way."

Zhou Li suddenly thought of something and "begged" something from the unlucky Magistrate Liu who deserved it. Then, Zhou Li showed mercy and allowed Magistrate Liu to get out quickly.

"Is this the end?"

Tang Wan said with some regret, "I thought you were still alive."

"Pig snout."

Zhou Li sneered and said: "This guy must have followed a certain path to become a county magistrate. After going to Taiying, Qianyun casually mentioned it, and Magistrate Liu can follow his path. We have time It’s already precious, if it weren’t for this thing, I wouldn’t bother to scare him.”

Shaking the token in his hand, Zhou Li's smile became more unpredictable.

(End of this chapter)