Bring some shock to the world of cultivating immortals
Chapter 377 Hongmen Banquet
"Everyone, please."
The family banquet in the Han Palace was not too complicated, but it was definitely luxurious. Whether it's the golden jade threads cooked by dozens of chefs or the long jade table that's almost like a work of art, it's all dazzling and astounding.
The King of Han sat on the main seat, and the seating order was very similar to that just now. He extended his hand to signal and guided everyone to sit down.
The Princess of Han's name is Liu Manshu, and she sits next to the King of Han. The two of them seemed to be in a cold war and said nothing. She was busy entertaining everyone and guiding the attendants.
After sitting down, King Han sat on his seat with a carefree attitude. He leaned forward slightly, tapped the Hanwang jade pendant hanging on his chest, and said:
"I, the King of Han, got it through hard work. During the Battle of Jingnan, old man, I killed everyone and spent half my life on the battlefield in exchange for this throne. After I got it, I only wanted to enjoy happiness, not me. Own···"
Spreading his hands, the King of Han seemed to be embracing the entire Han Palace, and said in a high-sounding voice:
"What I want is for the descendants of my Han prince to enjoy a lifetime of blessings."
"Oh? The King of Han actually has such a great wish?"
Zhou Li raised his eyebrows, cupped his fists and said, "I admire you, I admire you."
"However, God did not fulfill his wish."
It was said to be a family dinner, but there were two people missing from the table. One is Zhu Hongyi, the concubine of the King of Han, and the other is Zhu Liuxun, the second concubine of the King of Han. The King of Han knocked on the table, glanced at Tang Wan who was eating crazily like a lady not far away, and said:
"I want future generations to enjoy happiness, but some people don't."
"Oh? Who is that?"
Tang Wan raised her eyes slightly. She understood the importance of this matter and actually stopped eating just to praise her. She looked at King Han and asked, "Who dares to disturb His Highness the King of Han?"
"you."
The King of Han stretched out his hand and pointed at Zhou Li and his party. Suddenly, the air seemed to freeze, heavy and suffocating.
"Certainly not."
The King of Han suddenly grinned, then raised the hand pointing at Zhou Li and others, pointed at the ceiling, and said, "The big shots don't seem to want us to enjoy our happiness."
"Big man?"
Zhou Li narrowed his eyes and leaned back, "Who is the big shot?"
"You're not a big shot."
King Han shook his head, "Me neither."
"You're not a big shot?"
Zhou Li was surprised and said: "Under the whole world, you can control thirteen important northern towns and hold the power of three thousand battalions, but the only one who listens to orders but not to propaganda is His Highness the King of Han. You are not a big shot, who is?"
"Haha, little brother Zhou doesn't know something."
The King of Han smiled and shook his head, knocked the long knife on his waist, and said: "No matter how sharp the knife is, and how gorgeous the handle is, if the person holding the knife is disgusted, can the knife kill the owner on its own? There is no reason for this. Do you think this knife of mine is a big shot?"
"Big men can only be big men."
Tang Wan said a useless nonsense.
"You must be a big shot."
Thumbs up, Zhou Li praised: "He is graceful and handsome. If you are not a big shot, wouldn't we just be rotten wood?"
"you are not!"
Ma Chenglong was startled when he slapped the table. Han Wangxu pointed at Zhou Li and said loudly: "Neither is she, nor is Qianyun. You are neither a sword, nor a big shot, nor a rotten tree!"
"Then we are?"
Zhou Li cupped his hands and asked for advice humbly.
"You are geniuses!"
An appreciative smile appeared on the face of the King of Han: "You can control the enemy thousands of miles away, and you are free and uninhibited. You can retreat, attack close, or defend. You don't have to be bound by the royal family, but you still have the appearance of a heavenly being. You say, Aren’t you a genius?”
"Am I really a genius?"
Zhou Li was a little surprised and asked with some confusion: "But His Highness the King of Han is powerful and wealthy, how can anyone touch you? Who doesn't know that you are the boss in the Thirteen Cities of the North Ring." "Boss?"
Han Wang put his arms on the table, leaned forward slightly, and sighed: "The boss is often empty-handed. Every day when I open my eyes, hundreds of people are waiting for me to eat, drink, defecate, and take care of them. What can really come into my mouth?" How many mouthfuls can there be? It's the King of Han, so I don't even dare to fish more every day, for fear that if I'm not careful, the Han King's palace will suffer another loss."
"Hey, the big shot wants to touch me, what should I do? If the big shot wants to touch Qianyun, what should I do? If the big shot breaks my salt and iron tax leg, what can I do?"
King Han shook his head bitterly and sighed.
"leg?"
Zhou Li's expression was appropriately puzzled.
"My father will take 30% of the annual salt and iron tax from the Thirteen Cities in the North Ring Road."
Zhu Qianyun said softly.
"But this leg was broken!"
The King of Han slapped the table and said loudly: "There is a monster who wants to break my legs! The salt and iron sold to the south by the thirteen cities in the North Ring, as well as the taxes from the capital, have all been robbed by monsters!"
"monster?!"
Zhou Li was shocked and said: "What kind of monster dares to rob His Highness the King of Han?"
King Han leaned forward slightly and said in a deep voice:
"Mrs. Golden Snake."
"Mrs. Golden Snake?"
Zhou Li's expression was startled, and he frowned and said, "Mrs. Golden Snake...is she a big shot?"
"This Mrs. Golden Snake is not a big shot, but she is also a big shot."
Pressing his palm down slightly, King Han said softly: "She is a big shot's dog, a dog that checks and balances me. Now, this dog is coming to bite me. Do you mean I should bite her, or... the big shot?"
"Then who is the big shot in your mouth?"
Zhou Li still asked with doubts.
"You kid, hahahahahahaha."
King Han laughed heartily. He raised his wine glass and said, "You still don't understand?"
"I don't know."
Zhou Li's eyes were pure and clear.
"You know what? I've known you before."
The King of Han twirled the Yuye wine glass and said with great interest: "A few years ago, I noticed you when the head on the city wall rolled down. At that time, I thought, you, a young genius, are missing something."
"What is it? Please teach me, King Han."
Zhou Li was full of doubts.
"playing dumb."
Three words, Yin and Yang are frustrated. King Han narrowed his eyes, looked at Zhou Li, and repeated: "You don't know how, just pretend to be confused."
"allow!"
Facing the words of the King of Han, Zhou Li hesitated. Then, he slapped the table under the surprised gaze of King Han, stood up, raised his wine glass, and said excitedly:
"Your Highness, King of Han, when I was still an infant, the fortune teller pointed at me and said: The biggest shortcoming of this child is that he can't pretend to be confused! Your Highness, King of Han, can I still change?"
The King of Han looked at Zhou Li with surprise and even stronger interest in his eyes. He stood up, raised his wine glass, paused slightly at Zhou Li, and said loudly:
"You can't change it, you're born with it! If you can't see who this big shot is, you can't even pretend! You're confused! You're confused!"
Zhou Li's smile was reflected in King Han's eyes.
Everyone is laughing.
They were all sneering. (End of chapter)
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