Bring some shock to the world of cultivating immortals

"Aqiu!"

Zhou Li suddenly sneezed and rubbed his nose, feeling a little confused.

You don't have a cold, what's going on?

It must be my kite god that misses me.

Alas, I miss the eleventh day of the Kite God.

Just when Zhou Li was thinking wildly, King Han, who had just gone to relieve himself, also returned to his seat. With the unsealing of the third jar of wine, the main event of the Hongmen Banquet slowly began.

At this time, Princess Han had already left the banquet at the instruction of King Han, and Liu Gong and Ma Chenglong also left the main hall with Princess Han. In other words, there were only four people left in the huge main hall: King Han, Zhou Li, Tang Wan, and Zhu Qianyun.

"I heard that Mr. Zhou has met many monsters?"

The King of Han was sitting on the throne, majestic and majestic, looking like a prince.

"Everyone is just showing love."

Zhou Li said modestly: "I just did some trivial things, which are not worth mentioning."

"Oh?"

The King of Han raised his eyebrows and said: "Seizing the spiritual spring at Lingjiu Mountain, using magic to kill Zonggui, killing Zhang Suohao with a series of tricks, and defeating the Nine-tailed Fox at Jinyu Tower, are these all trivial matters?"

When he came up, the king of Han made his attitude clear.

I know all the things you did, there's no point in pretending.

"Then do you know how many consecutive spells there are in the toilet of Beiliang Imperial Academy?!"

Zhou Li suddenly said loudly.

what! ?

King Han was stunned for a moment.

Are you crazy? Put a serial spell in the toilet? Do you still need to dry it when you go to the toilet?

"This... I'm not sure about this. After all, this has nothing to do with Mr. Zhou. I only pay attention to what you, Mr. Zhou, do as a talented person. Things like the toilet... I don't care too much."

King Han thought for a moment and explained directly.

"Ho ho."

Zhou Li let out a strange laugh, stood up, turned around, put his hands behind his back, and said calmly:

"His Royal Highness the King of Han still doesn't understand me."

"How can this matter about the public toilet have nothing to do with me?"

The King of Han frowned, feeling that Zhou Li was just messing around here and talking nonsense. He felt that his knowledge of Zhou Li could not be said to be vague, but could also be said to be clear. In his eyes, Zhou Li's words were just a desperate struggle to be unwilling to admit that the King of Han knew a lot about him.

Then he saw the expressions of recognition on Tang Wan and Zhu Qianyun's faces.

?

"Master Zhou is joking."

King Han smiled reluctantly.

Then he saw the serious expressions of Tang Wan and Zhu Qianyun.

Oh, you guys won’t change, are you, the dignified imperial student, playing such disgusting things?

After being silent for a moment, King Han tried his best to bring the topic to the point.

"I wonder if Mr. Zhou knows about the grand event that Taiying will hold today?"

The King of Han poured the wine into the cup and asked.

"Know a thing or two."

Zhou Li nodded and said bluntly: "King of Han, you want a woman."

"Oh~ don't be so vulgar."

The King of Han waved his hand and said: "No matter how you say it, I am the prince of the Ming Dynasty. To choose a concubine for the continuation of the bloodline of my Zhu family, this kind of thing can be considered a glorious thing."

"Then ask Qianyun?"

Zhou Li stared with a pair of clear eyes and asked innocently: "This is your family matter, I don't dare to interfere."

"Qianyun is my daughter. As a father, she can control my choice of concubine?"

The King of Han smiled disdainfully, turned to Zhu Qianyun, and said calmly without looking at her expression: "Master Zhou, I wonder what you think about the selection of concubines?"

"You want to marry a monster."

Zhou Li just thought about it briefly and combined with the context, he guessed a lot. He looked at the King of Han and said slowly: "Your Highness, the King of Han, has far-reaching plans."

"I'm telling you, you won't pretend to be stupid!"

The King of Han bit his tongue and said with a smile, "If you were really stupid, you wouldn't have said the word monster. But if you were cunning, you wouldn't have said this."

At this moment, Zhu Qianyun finally figured out what was going on. She stood up suddenly, slammed the table, and said in shock: "Father, you want to marry a monster?!"

"Isn't there reproductive isolation?"

Tang Wan said to himself on the side.

"Yes, I just want to marry a monster!"

The King of Han slapped the table, pointed at Zhou Li, and said loudly: "And it's a big monster!"

"Lord Sento?!"

Zhou Li said in shock.

"I bother!"

The King of Han was worthy of being a military general, and he almost killed Zhou Li with a mouthful of phlegm. He pointed at Zhou Li and said loudly: "I want to marry Mrs. Golden Snake!" "I'm not Mrs. Golden Snake!"

Zhou Li spread his hands, full of fear and helplessness: "Your Highness, King of Han, don't point at me, I'm afraid."

"Are you really scared?"

King Han put away his hand and refused to give an inch: "If you are afraid, why don't you avoid it?!"

"Because I can't react."

Zhou Li said immediately.

"Okay! I admire you for being brave and resourceful, able to bend and stretch, and still willing to compromise."

The King of Han flicked his long sleeves, raised his wine glass, and said loudly: "Drink!"

"drink!"

Zhou Li raised the wine glass, and then poured the wine directly into Tang Wan's mouth while the King of Han raised his head to drink.

"Salt and iron tax, this leg is too heavy and too important for me, the King of Han."

Sitting on the chair, bang, the right leg under the python robe was placed on the table, smashing the plate. King Han pointed to his leg and said in a deep voice: "The leg Madam Golden Snake gave me is broken, what should I do?"

"It's not what you should do, it should be what I should do!"

Zhou Li cupped his hands and said proudly: "I am the number one under the Qianyun Sect... No, the second lackey, how can I just watch His Highness the King of Han's leg being broken? I must reattach the thigh of the King of Han." superior!"

"Can you? Do you have the strength?"

King Han shook his head and said in a cold voice: "Mrs. Golden Snake is a great demon of the Eighth Realm, almost like an immortal. Why should I believe you? Can you defeat Mrs. Golden Snake?"

"Because I believe that His Highness the King of Han will not let me die."

Zhou Li responded tit-for-tat: "Aren't you going to choose a concubine? Let's take care of Mrs. Golden Snake! She has become your concubine, so she can no longer touch your thighs!"

"What? I still have legs?"

The king of Han was shocked.

"The courageous thighs of the Jianghu hero!"

Zhou Li said proudly: "Your Highness, King of Han, you want to use the selection of concubines to bring the Golden Snake Lady into your sect and connect your legs. If I don't help, what will the chicken think of me? What will the dog think of me? What will the snake think of me?" What does De think of me?"

"You want to help me?"

King Han narrowed his eyes and asked doubtfully: "How can you help me?"

"people."

Zhou Li patted his chest and said, "There is someone here."

"Someone who doesn't even have the residence of Prince Han?"

King Han asked rhetorically.

"That's right."

Zhou Li nodded and said: "I also know that His Highness the King of Han likes to recruit talents from all over the world. There are naturally thousands of talents in the Han Dynasty Palace, each with their own merits. However, I also have a few friends who can help His Highness the Han Dynasty."

"Oh? Who is there?"

King Han raised his eyebrows and asked curiously.

"How is the young master of the Tang clan?"

Zhou Li asked.

"The Tang Sect's poison does have miraculous effects, but the miraculous effects are not enough to make the final decision."

King Han shook his head.

"Then what if I have a zombie who has the power of a horse demon and an indestructible Western armor?"

Zhou Li continued to ask.

"You can't let such things come to the fore, no, no, no."

The King of Han vetoed with some regret.

"Then what if I also have a green water snake demon who is a thousand years old and has extraordinary abilities?"

Zhou Li asked.

"The snake demons will eventually be conquered by the golden snake. It's difficult! It's difficult!"

The king of Han replied. At this time, his eyes were no longer as relaxed as before, but more solemn and thoughtful.

He saw Zhou Li's trump card.

"I."

In the end, Zhou Li only said one word.

"it is good!"

The King of Han stood up and shouted: "That's enough!"

"Master Zhou, high!"

He looked at Tang Wan and Qian Yun on the side, "Everyone, be tough!"

Zhou Li stood up and cupped his hands. Tang Wan stood up and bowed.

"His Royal Highness the King of Han, you are tall and hard!" (End of Chapter)